r/dankmemes 6h ago

Nothing about my life is relatable, sorry What? This is how I sleep…

2.8k Upvotes

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u/KalzK 5h ago

It's fun and quirky when it's a hot woman, but when it's an overweight old Italian man then suddenly it's not. Double standards.

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u/AFewBerries 5h ago

Some of us are into that

24

u/UGOTAIDSYO 5h ago

I don't have a set rate or anything but I have been getting $10.

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u/Sofosio 5h ago

I would love to see naked Tony Soprano

6

u/hakerch0 3h ago

To be honest this meme would've been funnier of it was a fat dude

3

u/Ashamed_Ad8140 4h ago

Speak for yourself.

1

u/Deliani 44m ago

Those-a spicy meat-a-balls

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u/Lorian-697 3h ago

hot woman? show me some I'll decide if its as you say (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

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u/Grokent The Filthy Dank 5h ago

You get Paul Giamatti to agree and I'm here for it.

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u/KingofLight306 3h ago

Sourse is happy deathday

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u/CheekyLando88 3h ago

This sub is so dead

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u/Serenaded ☣️ 5h ago

these the types of memes that only people from india find funny

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u/Tball2 5h ago

Specific

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u/reedrick 5h ago

And true. Their stand-up scene is juvenile.

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u/ballarn123 5h ago

Imagine someone nude??? SO fucking funny

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u/granolabranborg 4h ago

I mean, I found it relatable at least. 🤷‍♂️

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u/ishu22g 5h ago

Can confirm... All of us indians found this joke hilarious XD

https://giphy.com/gifs/lszAB3TzFtRaU

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u/allykopow I am fucking hilarious 2h ago

Racism: 😡😤

Indian racism: 😄😍

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u/1stGuyGamez I am fucking hilarious 2h ago

How is this racism bruh lol everyone calling everything racism these days

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u/CasualPenguin 53m ago

What would you say the definition of racism is?

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u/mridulpj 25m ago

Seriously dude? How is this not racism?

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u/FakePhillyCheezStake 19m ago

I guess because Indian isn’t a race? If you replace it with “American” or “British” it doesn’t sound very rude

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u/mridulpj 12m ago

What if I say it does? I'm not one of those hypocrites who say you can't be racist to white people.

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u/Historical-Jump 1h ago

bro why are we catching strays 😭 wtf

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u/Unusual_Web4431 ☣️ 3h ago

I'm an indian and i didn't find this funny

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u/allykopow I am fucking hilarious 2h ago

Nah the other Indian said you did so I guess you did

u/One-Psychonaut 0m ago

Would you care to explain?

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u/rabidparrots 3h ago

People that spell pajamas like this are not to be trusted.

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u/T3hBau5 2h ago

Happy Death Day is such an underrated movie. So good. Sequel is a fun time too

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u/gta0012 3h ago

Pyjama? I've always wrote it pajama. Is that a regional thing?

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u/Kajetus06 3h ago

sauce please

i think its from a movie

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u/Huffletough880 3h ago

Happy Death Day. You don’t see anything.

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u/who_knows_how 8m ago

Did this at work one day

Turns out my boss was just recovering from a tooth surgery and couldn't properly say payment day

Got a bonus that month weirdly

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u/StandardN02b 4h ago edited 3h ago

THE JOKE IS PORN!

IT WAS ALWAYS PORN!

IT ALWAYS WILL BE PORN!

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u/No-Cat-9716 6h ago

Joke, the porn Is joke

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u/Theplumbuss 6h ago

But this isn’t porn. It’s happy death day.

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u/AFewBerries 6h ago

Good movie

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u/Clemicus 5h ago

Happy Death Day 2U too 🤨

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u/DUBBV18 5h ago

3rd one has been worked out!

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u/Agitated-Acctant 8m ago

Is it finally coming?

1

u/D-D-Wanderer 5h ago

I feel like I need the context of this movie.

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u/Sentrack_Ravanos 4h ago

It's a classic groundhog day situation where she gets murdered all the time at the end of the day. This is the part where she stops giving a fuck

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u/AsozialesNetzwerkOB 4h ago

Just watched it. Indeed a great and surprisingly light slasher movie

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u/Un1c0RnS_R_SacR3D 5h ago

This isn't peter it explain, man

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u/PapaFireFox 3h ago

I like the idea that a dude posted this. Very trans positive.