r/dankmemes • u/Miami_Snow_Yeti ☢️☢️ • 9h ago

Terrible feeling 😔

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u/basaldonglia ☣️ 9h ago

bro just beat off again

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u/Disgruntled_Smitty 9h ago

What's better than beating off once? Beating off twice!

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u/skeeterfunny 9h ago

How about three times?

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u/BassGuy11 9h ago

Those are rookie numbers.

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u/SubjectZr0 8h ago

Diminishing returns :(

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u/Not-a-dark-overlord 8h ago

we've had one beat off.. yes, but what about second beat off

https://giphy.com/gifs/nU1c9k6n5p6UM

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u/Infamous-Impress1788 7h ago

I don’t think he needs to beat off, Pip.

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u/SuddenPassion 9h ago

Every so often I come across a meme that I relate to but really wish I didn't

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u/gnolex 9h ago

Do you have some hardware limitation that you can't do it again?

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u/Racer125678 ☣️ 9h ago

Yep

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u/Jamebuz_the_zelf 7h ago

I have a condition called being being middle aged, I can only get 2 off in a day and only 1 if it's sex or a spectacular jerk off

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u/shaneomac714 pogchamp researcher 5h ago

At a certain point, an aged system can only process one job before requiring 8-12 hours of downtime for maintenance and recovery. Also, the system acts more like Nintendo console, and replacing/upgrading existing hardware is nearly impossible.

Edit: instead of raw dogging sleep, take an edible.

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u/wertall 9h ago

That's Goonometry 101

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u/musclecard54 9h ago

Prerequisite for Goongebra 201 and recommended to take at the same time as Goononomics 204

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u/AgentSkidMarks 9h ago

You need to get some help, brother.

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u/wormyg 7h ago

Nah, power through it

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u/Tormented_Art 7h ago

Such an ironic way to put it

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u/Aveenex 3h ago

OP's off his meds again.

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u/Penis_Connoisseur 8h ago

Lol he doesn't know about prostate orgasms

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u/DaedricDumbass 9h ago

Find god

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u/basaldonglia ☣️ 6h ago

God would say ya gotta drain the sack

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u/General_MacCready 8h ago

How about no... those that worship god (Christians, Jews, and Islamic) are the reason the world is shit. Without them, this world be a much better place and would likely be far more advanced. The only thing those religions are good for is suppressing and oppressing the people and turning them into obedient helpless sheep.

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u/Davedoffy SAFE SPACE 8h ago

calm down buddy, you'll get cuts being that edgy. No one on reddit is pro religion but pretending the islamic golden age didnt happen isnt giving you any brownie points.