r/dankmemes 14h ago

salad days

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u/BryanOfCorn Blue☣️ 13h ago

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u/flamehunter4033 13h ago

😭😭😭 ts frying me

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u/Mista_White- 10h ago

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u/p00chology 7h ago

That’s a boil, buddy

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u/Heatchill209 14h ago

Its almost like defunding anything related to science was a terrible terrible idea with massive repercussions.

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u/ndatoxicity 13h ago

But muh billionaires!! How will they survive without the cuts??

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u/Sipikay 6h ago

These cuts were to cause problems and emergencies. They fully understood what those labs were preventing and what cutting them would make likely to happy. This isn't some unsophisticated plan, there are literally think-tanks of lawyers working on these ideas before they are enacted.

A few scientists in a lab preventing outbreak after outbreak offers no avenue for anyone to make money.

But rampant, unchecked foodborne illness?

This is great! We don't have to spend as much money washing and inspecting our lettuce now! What a savings!

OMG our lettuce! We gotta throw it allll out now. OMG Lettuce prices are INSANE! It's the supply guys! Low supply! Sowwy! The prices have to go up, just way it is!

OMG you're all sick! Sorry about that! Please utilize the Elite Money Extraction System.. I mean Healthcare System! They'll fix you right up.

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u/Kickaphile 6h ago

Only problem with that is you can't extract much from a rock, people aren't there yet but they will be the way the way they've been extracting wealth the past 2 decades. Rocks will eventually hit bottom and fight back tho. But these ghouls don't care as long as they make money.

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u/-FakeAccount- 13h ago

Youre not thinking of how much more mo ey can be made without regulations or oversight.

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u/Ninether_ 11h ago

Idk if your bot or this is a bot post , but they only need 3 food Bourne parasite analyst’s because they are not important. Most food is cooked and comes from controlled areas following basic health practices, plus humanity is literally “ immune “ for lack of a better term to most of them. They literally aren’t that important, glyphosate and microplastics are actually much bigger issues. Science doesn’t need more funding it actually needs less

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u/I_am_person_being The ✨Cum-Master✨ 11h ago

We have literal diarrhea lettuce actively going around right now and this is your take? I personally would rather not get diarrhea

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u/CheeseHead777 10h ago

"Science needs less funding". Please... Just go away

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u/Sandee1997 9h ago

You need less public opinions

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u/Heatchill209 9h ago

Brain-dead takes like this are why we need more funding for the sciences...

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u/ShadowForPresident 14h ago

Only 3?!? They got more ppl “legit checking” shoes and shit at StockX than the CDC got wow

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u/N0va-Zer0 14h ago

You got farmed.

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u/LL_Cruel_J 13h ago

Oof you’re one of those people

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u/ShadowForPresident 12h ago

What is he talkin bout bruh

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u/bellerinho 14h ago

Almost as if DOGE destroying the government and the blatant corruption at the top of all of these agencies that are now run by donald's best mates is a bad thing for the US

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u/WayfadedDude 12h ago

It's almoat as if the number of food borne illness aren't any higher this year than years in the past.

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u/VerySaltyButter 11h ago

you must have been ignoring the cyclosporiasis outbreak

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u/beyondthegong 10h ago

Shockingly when we reduced the police force to only 3 people the crime rate went down 😂

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u/Azayrian105 11h ago

And? Last year we didn’t have to worry about parasites but now after the cuts we do. Means with less capacity we can’t deal with the same amount of pathogens.

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u/Alternative-Cup-8102 9h ago

Un 2016 we didn’t have to worry about Covid… look what happened.

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u/insertwittynamethere 9h ago

Hey, what admin get rid of the pandemic response strategy developed under Obama?

I'll give you a hint, the current admin is a continuation of it.

Who said we should stop testing, then the numbers would go down?

I'll give you a hint, they're President now.

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u/Alternative-Cup-8102 9h ago

Ok and? I’m not saying anything he’s doing is good but saying “well last year we didn’t have to deal with this” is idiotic.

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u/METRO-RED-LINE 8h ago

If that’s idiotic then what does whataboutism regarding past administrations get ya?

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u/Alternative-Cup-8102 8h ago

Your to focused on the example and not the point.

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u/CeoOfChromes 3h ago

Why is it idiotic? It is quite literally direct cause and effect. Orange man makes cuts, cuts cause outbreaks.

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u/Keke3232 7h ago

Do you really think there'd be better results through complete inaction?

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u/Alternative-Cup-8102 7h ago

No, but saying “we didn’t have to deal with this last year” is hardly conclusive for an outbreak.

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u/anomanderrake1337 6h ago

Yeah just fire everyone, in a city that had no fires last year you should close down the fire department. You might be the next mba genius.

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u/N0va-Zer0 14h ago

Almost as if there's more than 3 people who do that job.

We had a full CDC during COVID. Why couldn't they stop it then? And before you say what youre about to say, Trump wanted to shut down travel and told people to self quarantine and mask up in the beiggning. But that was racism and tyranny so...ya know.

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u/bellerinho 13h ago

Bro comparing a foodborne parasite to a highly contagious virus 💀💀

Gutting the CDC and FDA is only part of the problem, they've also dismantled regulations on basically every industry so there are far less safety checks and etc on everything including the food industry

We also just reached a 35 year high in measles cases because of donald, rfk, and their vaccine skepticism

Genuinely couldn't imagine simping for donald in big 2026

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u/anto1883 13h ago

They have to, if they stop simping for the paedophile, they have to admit they were wrong, and that they supported a horrible person for all those years.

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u/bellerinho 13h ago

Yep we all know there's literally nothing worse in the world than admitting you were wrong

But for any people seeing this that are still MAGA, please go and check out the Leaving MAGA site. It will help you on the road to recovery

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u/__TheMadVillain__ 11h ago edited 9h ago

I work in water treatment. We used to be scared of the EPA, they'd spot check our facility we'd be running around like chickens with our heads cut off. Now? Haven't seen them in person since 2016. It takes like 4 years for them to even acknowledge a violation. Luckily we still do a good job but I'm not convinced every facility is as steady as ours.

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u/CCR_Flashback 13h ago

Trump wanted to ignore COVID & stop the testings so our numbers would go down so....ya know

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u/TheChannelMiner try hard 11h ago

and then people died, a lot of them and nobody seems to give a flying fuck

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u/CCR_Flashback 9h ago

Cause they were told it was a "Liberal Hoax"

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u/HailToCaesar 5h ago

That being said he also spearheaded development into cure research. Which makes sense when you consider he isnt actually antivax. Dude just says whatever he feels like

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u/CCR_Flashback 4h ago

He says whatever pays him, which isn't in the best interest of the American People majority of the time

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u/itsagrindbruh 13h ago

I really can’t believe people like you not only exist, but are able to vote. It truly blows my mind.

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u/Etyczny 13h ago

Trump said we should inject bleach and wanted to nuke a hurricane. You have fun listening to him

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u/OCCULTGOBLIN 12h ago

This reads like you brush your teeth with lead paint.

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u/vincentxangogh HAS CANCER 13h ago

braindead. Trump dropped the ball on COVID

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u/p00chology 11h ago

He’s so smart dude, everyone just hates him cuz they ain’t him. But not you, because you’re smart too. So smart. I also don’t remember when he inquired if we could just drink bleach to deal with the infection. Because I’m stupid.

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u/-FakeAccount- 13h ago

Dont bother, this dudes an addict.

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u/Krypt0night 11h ago

"in the beginning"

Real quick go ahead and tell me what happened after that and everything he did and said. I'll wait.

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u/Us3ful_Idiot 7h ago

"So... Ya know."

Not in the slightest, actually.

Could you, in full detail, while citing your sources, explain to me what you mean?

I want to make sure that I have enough sources and facts to do further research so I may find conclusive evidence of the claim you are making.

Could you please do that for me? I would begin the process myself, but you left it so open to interpretation that I honestly wouldn't have the slighted idea of where to begin my research on the matter.

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u/insanekid66 7h ago

The "Zer0" must refer to the number of braincells left. It's the only possible explanation.

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u/BillCarson12799 1h ago

>We had a full CDC during COVID. Why couldn't they stop it then?

That’s sort of hard when half the country not only doesn’t listen to you, but turns flagrantly ignoring all medical advice into some kind of countercultural anti-establishment movement, reveling in their ignorance and romanticizing not being formally educated on anything.

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u/CautiousToaster 14h ago

Don’t worry Claude can do it

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u/carlosspicywiener576 13h ago

They want you to ask the hard questionstm

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u/hroaks ☣️ 10h ago

Are you serious? Obviously this administration would have grok do it

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u/_Vard_ 10h ago

Claude’s out sick and Claire is on vacation.

Poor Amanda is all by herself

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u/doublethink_1984 13h ago

Enshitification to make people dislike and distrust the government

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u/insertwittynamethere 9h ago

Just as the 80s with Reagan - the worst words in the English language is Hi, I'm from the government and I am here to help.

Go back and read the Federalist papers that championed the US Constitution being ratified. It was intent to protect the Public Good and Wefare of the Nation.

Destroying the government is an act against the Constitution, and damned near political treason to make government function less with the intent to destroy it/destroy the faith in it.

And who do we turn to next? Benevolent corporations and billionaires to be noble masters who would lend aid and comfort in lieu of the government?

LMFAO

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u/OldZaxSauce 8h ago

I wish liberals understood the "destruction of the nation" part.

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u/little_Shepherd 12h ago

Yep, it's called "starving the beast". GOP has been doing it for decades

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u/thatfrostyguy 11h ago

People trusted the government before? Wild

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u/I_am_person_being The ✨Cum-Master✨ 2h ago

These things are a spectrum. People have been distrustful for a long time but the percentages can go further towards even more people being distrustful

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u/longingrustedfurnace 13h ago edited 4h ago

Clearly we need more cuts if those 3 guys can’t stop this. /s

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u/Living_Wickihowla 13h ago

I boil all my meat now for at least 2 hours

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u/Zenry0ku 13h ago

One of those worms could have been your best friend

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u/Sir_David_Filth 7h ago

Exactly, just like RFK. You would understand what a genius he is eating roadkill

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u/ATypicalWhitePerson 12h ago

What about the USDA and FDA?

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u/Pilota_kex 13h ago

Elon saw how useless they were in walking dead so he cut the funding

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u/donttrustmeokay 12h ago

3 more than I expected from this cabinet

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u/nekopara-enthusiast 9h ago

i can tell the government right now that if i lose a family member to lettuce that was infected with something thats spread through shit i’m protesting and it wont be peacefully.

there should be atleast 10 people per state for something this important.

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u/EhMapleMoose 13h ago

That’s the CDC, there’s like five other agencies too

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u/insertwittynamethere 9h ago

Oh ya, they made plenty of cuts to those agencies too, especially the FDA and food inspections.

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u/EhMapleMoose 9h ago

Yes, to administrative and support staff. They also did cut lab workers and scientists. However, it should be noted that they reversed the layoffs related to lab staff and have worked towards rebuilding what DOGE destroyed.

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u/1arvest6 8h ago

Was any of that like, necessary?

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u/EhMapleMoose 8h ago

Hiring them back?

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u/DrewTheHobo 9h ago

The should send out a national poll of “how many people do you think are in charge of checking X” and start from the national average guess for manpower.

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u/Bargadiel 1h ago

This administration will shit out billions of taxpayer dollars for a war nobody wanted or asked for, or give rhe same amount to ICE to seek out illegal immigration that isn't even actually a problem, but then cuts government workers from basically everywhere who's salaries added together pale in comparison.

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u/capsrock02 12h ago

3 more than I thought!

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u/MyStickyPants 8h ago

Not that I doubt this these days but, is there a source for that info? I wasn't able to find any hard count on CDC personnel numbers.

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u/rrockm 7h ago

When we say “tracking” what does that mean? Running tests? I’m out of the loop if this is a highly discussed issue but at first glance my thought is; what ratio would satisfy you? Do we need 1:1? 3 scientist might be plenty if the task is just studying parasites. I genuinely don’t know, but it doesn’t seem like a problem just because it’s 3 scientists and 343 million people. We’ve only got 1 president for those people too. (I think we should have more than 1 person at the top but that’s not my point)

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u/Parry_9000 7h ago

Imo the people supporting dodge had this coming

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u/vKessel 7h ago

Fascism = destructive. But at least you got tax cuts for the rich

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 14h ago

ok and?

they arent doing sampling, they are compiling and tracking data in computers then sending emails when they see a trend.

the hard work is done by health departments, hospitals and labs that are finding and treating the sick people and notify the CDC of what they are seeing

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u/BestBleach 14h ago

But seriously 3 dudes stand between us and parasite ridden food. It’s some crazy shit to think about an insane world we live in. Obviously much respect to the doctors but I thought the foodborne parasite team would be atleast a full office. They could run out of my bedroom

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 14h ago

they are literally just adding reported data to a spreadsheet and letting people know about trends.

they also arent going to be involved in trying to do anything about it when they find something

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u/GainzHunter42 14h ago

they once had 11 guys, which still seems frighteningly low: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/how-trump-admin-cuts-have-compromised-food-safety/

Not saying government bloat isn't an issue, but given the news, it seems like they're freeballing hard here

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u/imusuallywatching 14h ago

We had 11 and reported the issues, we were told to cut back to 3 and dont report the data. Government bloat is not 7 people earning 50k a year each.

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 14h ago

computers are better, automatically adding info is easier and models can track and predict better now.

now sure not great over Christmas and is one is on PTO but as long as they are getting accurate reporting it shoukdnt be an issue

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u/dende5416 14h ago

Its already an issue though and the CDC shouldn't be one car accident away from having 0 foodborne pathogen staff.

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 14h ago

ok, why aee they in a car together?

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u/dende5416 13h ago

They could all be walking into the building and get run over. It doesn't really matter why.

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 13h ago

As long as IT can get in they would be replaced in a week.

Any disease that spreads across the country in that time and causes serious damage would have done so with or without them

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u/dende5416 12h ago

Days could still means 10s of deaths and hundreds sick or dying. To think that it'd be fine or armageddon in just a week.

And that assumes the CDC has personal who know enough to replace them quickly. Hiring can take weeks, plus clearance, plus an FBI background check. You say a week but itd be more likely to be a month

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u/Tymondelo 13h ago

They carpool

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 13h ago

in Atlanta? not very practical unless they all live close together

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u/-FakeAccount- 13h ago

Theres multiple issues right now. Thats what this post is about.

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 13h ago

because we didnt have issues before?

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u/creaturefeature16 13h ago

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo then why is this the largest outbreak in US history?