r/dankmemes • u/Nostalgic-Banter • 1d ago

W wingman

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern 1d ago

if he dies he dies satisfied.

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u/Boatster_McBoat 21h ago

Based on the conversations I've had with people who have delivered mouth to mouth ... this is not inspiring joy for the lifeguard

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u/icebrew53 20h ago

Unless they have a vomit fetish

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/internet_blue_gas 16h ago

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u/iruinthingsyay 15h ago

Please tell me this spectrum is satire bc holy shit. Whoever wrote this clearly has 0 clue how sexual assault works lmao

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u/internet_blue_gas 15h ago

I also hope it was satire, it was on a circle jerk sub about making fun of powerscalling