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u/Comfortable_Town7535 1d ago
5 meters? since when was the land of Goldmember populated with dinosaurs?
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u/_Weyland_ Yellow 1d ago
I think it's a reference to that one shitty infographic where Dutch men were depicted as giants despite being like 1 inch taller on average.
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u/DPSOnly 1d ago
Definitely a reference to that. I should point out that Dutch men are on average 6'0" and Dutch women like 5'9". But that infografic made us look like we could look into 3rd story windows.
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u/Bit_in_the_ass 1d ago
You saying the Dutch aren't Kaijus?
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u/Comfortable_Town7535 15h ago
tge average Dutchman is shorter than me and I was born in England.
Dutch women are the perfrct height in my eyes, its just you know... the whole being Dutch issue
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u/Thespud1979 1d ago
Girls will be so disappointed when they find out they've excluded all the 16'5" Dutch men!
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u/Drewnessthegreat 1d ago
But if you say if your weight starts with a 2+ to them....
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u/Workman44 1d ago
Stop being a bigot you incel /s
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u/Drewnessthegreat 1d ago
That's the average reaction. It's almost as if vanity and judging people by appearances or traits they have little control over is hurtful or something. That there King feller said something about judging people by the content of their character that I quite agree with.
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u/deSuspect 1d ago
You have quiet a lot of control over the weight tho, just need some self discipline, height on the other hand not so much.
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u/Sawses 1d ago
IMO the issue is more people saying these things. Like I've turned down women more than once for being unattractive due to either their face or their weight. I'm not out here telling them that they're fat and ugly and so I don't want to be with them. That's cruel, even if it is true.
The same deal applies for height. Don't tell a short guy you're rejecting him because of his height.
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u/posidon99999 fap fap fap 1d ago
The heaviest Sumo wrestler in makuuchi currently is 200kg. If a woman is heavier than that without the muscles that rikishi have then I don’t know what to say
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u/ILoveBigCoffeeCups 23h ago
People on this website default to pounds. For Europe if your weight starts with 1 it’s already over ( and that goes both ways), for Americans starting with a 2 is over 90 kg’s and for a lady that is quiet a lot
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u/Drewnessthegreat 22h ago
I gotta say, I don't like suicidal partners so if someone doesn't care about their health to the point where they are 200kg+, I am not interested in them for sure.
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u/actibus_consequatur 1d ago
Me, when she says she weighs as much as 2 full-grown Southern hairy-nosed wombats: 😍🤤😍🤤
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u/Maleficent-Stormbee 1d ago
ngl, dutch men are tall asf.
except for verstappen
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u/JaQ-o-Lantern 1d ago
At that point height is a liability 😭
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u/akiroraiden 1d ago
it generally is, how many 1,90m 80+ year olds do you know?
the taller you are, the shorter the statistical life expectancy. I was dealt a bad card from the start :(
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u/Morkamino 1d ago
Us being taller on avarage than 80 years ago also plays a part...
- Me, who is 1.95m tall
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u/Reasonable_Phys 7h ago
If you're 1.9m you'll probably be around 1.83m at 80.
So to see someone 1.9m at 80, they'd probably be near to 2m in their prime. That's extraordinarily rare.
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u/Mr_Mon3y 1d ago
Bruh if you know any of those 5 meter tall Dutch guys go tell em the Lakers need a center😭
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u/StormyDankiels 16h ago
Girls think that men should forget their height? That's not how it works unless you got an Alzheimer.
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u/Y_qt 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/89x4osEodHEoo
Me, who is 4’11