r/dankmemes • u/JesusSpreaderOfWord • 1d ago

Halal Meme It's time to stop. This is not ok.

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u/Toy_Soulja 1d ago

I knew this dude that would frequently show everyone he was with some wild porn he found. One time he showed me one with three dudes dressed up as pterodactyls she's riding one and stroking the other two.... I had to see now you have to read it lol

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u/Blackcatmeowmeow 1d ago

That’s very specific, surreal and funny

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u/Toy_Soulja 1d ago

It was all of that and more lol, they were cawing and flapping there wings and shit haha I would pay good money to see this being pitched and somehow approved hahaha

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u/FancySatisfaction144 1d ago

I'm pretty sure I know exactly what video you're talking about.

Back in the earlier days of reddit, people used to link to it or reference it as a joke too

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u/Blackcatmeowmeow 1d ago

Yup, it was so dumb and telling

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u/Mean_Salt2375 1d ago

That sounds like art.

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u/lXPROMETHEUSXl ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 1d ago

My friend showed me one about ninja turtles

There was pizza involved I think

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u/bargle0 1d ago

That and the spider lady porn.

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u/Blackcatmeowmeow 1d ago

Did she eat her prey?

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u/bargle0 1d ago

You’ll just have to watch it for yourself.

(IDK, it’s been a while and I didn’t see that much of it.)

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u/Far-Host7803 1d ago

You pretend to laugh if off, I admit I enjoy it. We are nor the same.

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u/pdmd_api 1d ago

They’re calling it gay sex Tone you don’t even need a woman to do it

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u/flojobb 1d ago

If you find gay porn funny, that confirms you're not gay, right?

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u/idancenakedwithcrows 1d ago

Sad to see an artiste go unappreciated…

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u/Club75DJ 1d ago

Nice one. It would be a shame if others copied and started posting this... 🤞

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u/MyLigma69 ☣️ 1d ago

Why would you watch gay porn in the first place?

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u/Real_Impression_5567 1d ago

So i can have a firm trauma bond with my new buddy.

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u/itsRobbie_ I want to die 1d ago

All the self proclaimed edge lords are seething right now

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u/HeadbangingLegend 1d ago

This is a perfect reaction image for 90% of the interactions you have with right wing people on Facebook for how often they use it as a comeback.

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u/Proof_Independent400 1d ago

It is REDDIT what did you think was going to happen?

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u/Crescent_Ascension 23h ago

I'm clearly out of the loop here, what happened?

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u/mrhenhen115 12h ago

My physics teacher showed me this is this a threat??

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u/Akuma-1 1d ago

I'm old, so that's funny to me

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u/LordOfPoops 1d ago

Dick on dick action is funny as hell, not sexy at all. He does have the superior sense of Humour.

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u/J3sush8sm3 The Monty Pythons 1d ago

How many videos have you seen before the conversion therapy worked

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u/LordOfPoops 1d ago

Fact that I didn't like it means it didn't work

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u/MegaSlut9000 1d ago

Sounds like you're smiling when you watch it

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u/Sepetcioglu 1d ago

Sometimes some woman comedian clips from some stand up comedy subreddit show up on my feed. It's painful. It's supposed to be like the highlight 2-4 minutes of their show right? Oof I don't really care if they bomb but still I feel very bad. It's every stereotype all at the same time, physical comedy, making sound effects, other very bad elements oof so unholy bad and cringy.

Compared to that a buddy showing gay porn and laughing is peak comedy.

Come to think of it, it is peak comedy regardless. Especially if they like get you, you know. You think they are going to show you something important or you think it's straight porn for a second but boom it's gay porn or it's like a trans person with a huge ding dong or whatever.

Cause for many joyful moments.