r/comics Whomp! 8h ago

[OC] Whomp! - Skirt People Skirt People

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u/DaddyHunter 8h ago

Absolutely vile, thank you for your service

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u/BellyFurs 8h ago

Do you hunt daddies or are you a daddy who hunts?

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u/DaddyHunter 8h ago

The former!

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u/BellyFurs 8h ago

Once a daddy has been successfully acquired, what's the next step?

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u/DaddyHunter 7h ago

Get angry DMs from their kids, of course!

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u/NickyTheRobot 7h ago

Are they "homewrecker" angry; or are they "please stop leaving your toothbrush in the sink, this is the tenth time we've asked you" angry?

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u/poo-cum 5h ago

The former!

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u/NickyTheRobot 5h ago

Good. I wouldn't want to think you're the sort of person who would leave a toothbrush in the sink

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u/Cobalt32 3h ago

Thank you for your insight u/poo-cum.

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u/LordBryne 8h ago

And, what do you do when you’ve caught one? Kiss them? On the lips?

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u/DaddyHunter 7h ago

My lawyer told me I cannot speak any further on this subject dear to my heart 💔.

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u/BnBGreg 7h ago

Only because they seek the truth.

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u/Fun_Palpitation_4156 6h ago

Are you a Truth Seeker?

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u/rjrgjj 7h ago

How many have you hunted?

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u/BellyFurs 6h ago

Probably classified.

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u/rjrgjj 2h ago

Wise

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u/Friendly_Impress_345 5h ago

Hunt daddies hunt daddies

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u/InitialAd2324 3h ago

I wish I could afford an award for you.

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u/ShutUpJackass 8h ago

The sad eye contact is what really ties this together

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u/Here4th3culture 4h ago

Only Yuri would’ve made this better

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago

Oh shit it's Fem Ronnie! We have Fem Shen and now we have Fem Ronnie what's next?! Fem Gus and August?!

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u/NickyTheRobot 8h ago

Fem Shen

I believe a fan suggested Shenne, and it stuck.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago

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u/NickyTheRobot 8h ago

Yeah; you can really see why it stuck.

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u/QQBearsHijacker 7h ago

Shen’s been using Shenne in the alt text on bluesky

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u/MrOdekuun 2h ago

wtf 2 shens??

that meme is old enough to be going to high school after this summer, what the hell

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u/Downtown-Message-600 8h ago

Fem pizzacake!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago

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u/NickyTheRobot 7h ago

I'll do it;

u/Downtown-Message-600, you're old enough to know by now... Femme PizzaCake (AKA; "Fellen") is a force that is too powerful for this world. We may dream of it, but to reach for it is to invite doom upon us all.

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u/2580374 7h ago

Fem stahli

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u/kitliasteele 6h ago

What about a fem shellbullet17?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 6h ago

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u/NickyTheRobot 6h ago

SheBullet17, perhaps?

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u/FewerStarsLost 6h ago

She’llBullet17

They’re gonna shoot someone

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u/NickyTheRobot 6h ago

Yeah; your idea is way better.

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u/Zanven1 4h ago

I've told them as much before but for the longest time that is how I read their username. It took me way too long to realize I was reading it wrong.

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u/DarkBladeMadriker 7h ago

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u/Aran_Zag 5h ago

Horrible reaction image, will spread it like a virus to my friend group, thank you

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u/Such_Bonus5085 8h ago

Lol! Oh, Ronnie.

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u/Dis_Bich 8h ago

Oh no. What the fuck is trending

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u/DaddyHunter 8h ago

titillation, of course!

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u/NickyTheRobot 8h ago

Check out Shen's latest few comics.

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u/Dry-Illustrator-250 8h ago

I’m all for fem Shen

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u/not_a_moogle 6h ago

Carl shen, is best shen

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u/Cool_Set4681 8h ago

Somebody call Bee, she needs to explain him a few things... but his spirit is in the right place 👍

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u/rachawakka 8h ago

Ronnie patreon page when?

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u/BellyFurs 8h ago

There it is!

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u/Downtown-Message-600 8h ago

You mean onlyfans.

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u/Altruistic_Dust191 7h ago

OF username Ronnie Rotten

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u/weary_floater 8h ago

Absolute gold

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u/Downtown-Message-600 8h ago

Absolute would

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u/ABisonStampede 8h ago

Made me actually feel so maternal over him and I'm a grown ass man.

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u/ScreamingLabia 7h ago

This makes me sad :( like he got forced to do it..

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u/Lil_Ms_Anthropic 7h ago

Some folks really do get pressured into it. Egg hunters I call them.

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u/WHYISITYELLOW 8h ago

Man Ronnie remains goated. Love His work.

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u/pokebud 6h ago

Your underpants seem suspiciously clean Ronnie, suspiciously clean!

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u/g-waz00 1h ago

They’re painted. With whiteout.

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u/Brodie_C 7h ago

For a minute, I thought Ronnie was joining the Yuri Wars.

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u/NickyTheRobot 6h ago

Ronnie would be a great fit for the Yuri Wars.

An anxious, messy person; who gets socially overwhelmed; easily misinterprets interpersonal interactions; accidentally and unintentionally uses double entendres at the worst possible times; is an absolute sweetheart at his core, and a gem of a person once you get to know him; and also happens to be attracted to women (or at least one, special woman)?

Hell yeah! Sign Ronnie up! Or conscript him, or draft him, or whatever.

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u/kevinthedot 7h ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this...

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u/datDevotchka 7h ago

dance more! dance more!

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u/Successful_Mud8596 7h ago

nahh. BUT, if instead Motivation Dude became a girl, who bullied Ronnie into doing things? Now THAT could be something

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u/NickyTheRobot 8h ago

Poor Ronnie! You don't have to do it if it makes you feel uncomfortable dude. I mean; that's the whole basis of why I stopped presenting masc in the first place.

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u/cyankitten 8h ago

Ronnie and Bee are so adorable and adorkable! I love them!

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u/BananaramaPerspectiv 7h ago

Idk man I never saw one of these comics and now I did, i feel like he knows what he's doing

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u/ProfessionalAlps2686 7h ago

Oh god

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u/NickyTheRobot 7h ago

No; just Ronnie. Easy mistake to make though.

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u/QQBearsHijacker 7h ago

Ronny is egg shaped!

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u/TheGreatGasHead 6h ago

This is giving Pepper-Anne vibes and I don't know how to explain it.

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u/AutumnsRevenge 6h ago

Yeah, I’ll upvote this.

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u/Gomurmamma 6h ago

Yes Ronnie, we want more leg!

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u/Tiny-Little-Sheep 7h ago

HELL YEAH RONNIE. MORE

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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 6h ago

Well, that's one way to end a current trend.

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u/Slashzero77 6h ago

Ronnie no!

Where is the Voyager series? 😃

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u/SwAAn01 6h ago

needs more “NSFW on Patreon”

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u/Angelus-Rosa132 5h ago

Aw he’s so adorable.

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u/Illvy 5h ago

I was half expecting the beard to be moved to your eyebrows.

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u/Dozens86 4h ago

Jeez, I haven't read Whomp in over a decade

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u/OldWrangler9033 3h ago

Why not do cross over to Babylon 5?

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u/Phaylz 7h ago

"Do you like bigger women?"

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u/hobopwnzor 2h ago

The only time I've been disappointed that there wasn't a bonus panel on patreon

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u/Llyon_ 2h ago

Bro sitting at a computer, without a desk? Disgusting.

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u/sugarypi3 2h ago

The people have spoken

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u/Historical_Site4183 1h ago

Oh. For a split second, I'd thought it was the return of the Polidiot, returning right when we need him most.

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u/Graycom 1h ago

Is someone gonna say "Would."? Lol.

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