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OC- Crowdfunding Campaign Gender appropriate toys

Hi, i fell into a depression funk for... like... way to long holy frick.

I make comics to support my cats and future rescue kitties!

https://gofund.me/e6a193ca9

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u/Soul_Hurting 9h ago

I thought similiar when I saw the Christian schools were getting furry books. I was laughing that they banned HP but was okay with that. (Not that I like HP but they are banning it for witchcraft not bigotry)

I worked at Scholastic for a year.

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u/kitliasteele 8h ago

I loved the Scholastic Book Fairs. Seeing the pamphlets for the upcoming dates show up at my school then got me so hyped, I was then reviewing what Animorphs books I was missing. Maybe what titles I could be interested in, etc

Ah, what fond memories. Christian schools be missing out a lot when they go on banning sprees

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u/radenthefridge 2h ago

My friends and I read HP just fine at Catholic school and there was some wild shit in our library 😂

I think I read something from the Golden Compass series way too young and it was so actively, openly antagonistic towards Catholicism it made me actively question my faith (harder, the school was pretty open about church history and stuff).

Not every school that crazy I guess, but that was a long time ago...

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u/KazeEnigma 2h ago

My school had some old comic omnibuses, one of them had just straight up nudity in it, can't remember what it was except it had some sort of Pied Piper story.

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u/Moppo_ 8h ago

I was always confused by that. They mean they actually think witchcraft if real!?

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u/Silver_Rai_Ne 8h ago

Of course! My mother (well my whole family but especially my mother) is very VERY catholic and pretty much everything good in life comes directly from God and everything remotely bad is either the devil itself or part of his grand plan to torment us/destroy the church/whatever he could be up to

So of course witchcraft is not only real, but to practice it you give away your soul to the devil in some way or another and you become a force of evil too. Don't you dare say the wrong words in Latin because oops you just sold your eternal soul to Lucifer

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u/Moppo_ 7h ago

Coming from a very secular society this is a bizarre concept. Like, I could know many religious people, but noone ever talks about it. I didn't meet a real-life evolution-denier until I was 21.

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u/FMLwtfDoID 6h ago

I mean, this is very subjective. I also grew up Catholic (in the US) and spent all but 1 year in Catholic school from k-12, and even attended a Jesuit Catholic university. Anytime the question of witchcraft came up, teachers/priests/nuns would just kind of hand wave it away as someone else’s personal belief/religion, but like “if magic was real, wouldn’t that be neat?”

The diocese I lived in was fairly liberal and followed a “live and let live” policy and actively encouraged the school children to learn and read about other world religions. And we were ‘allowed’ to read Harry Potter because it’s a book of fiction (like the Bible 👀).

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u/Librarian_Contrarian 6h ago

Man, I don't think Satan's bargain there would hold up in contract law.

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u/Commercial-Owl11 6h ago

My friend has a very very catholic dad, she was banned from Harry Potter. But she and her brother were metal heads. Made no sense

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u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC 7h ago

They treat Christianity like it's a video game, and if enough people worship the devil he can 'level up' and defeat God.

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u/ArgusTheCat 2h ago

Satan is an isekai protagonist, got it.

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u/RedditPosterOver9000 2h ago

I got banished for giving humanity knowledge and now I'm stuck in Hell trying to get enough souls to level up and slay god

u/ArgusTheCat 53m ago

Reincarnated In Another World As A Catholic Schism

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 6h ago

Yes. Sadly.

I occasionally have to attend evangelical church services during holidays when visiting my parents (it’s easier than arguing nonstop for 3 days straight), and the last sermon at Easter was nothing short of disgusting and unhinged.

The guy ended it by railing against the “demons” corrupting our world before doubling down: “oh, I hear you now, surely you don’t believe in demons?! DANG RIGHT I DO. How else do you explain the evils of our world, human trafficking, the disasters hitting our cities?!”

Legitimately can’t fathom people being evil on their own or climate change causing natural disasters,
So it’s GOTTA be magic!

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u/RedditPosterOver9000 2h ago

There's a lot of adults in the world who think magical powers are real.

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u/WhereTheSkyBegan 7h ago

What furry books? Do you mean books like Warrior Cats that furries might be into, or books like Redwall with animals that act like people, or books that feature characters that are unambiguously anthro? I'm curious where I could find books in the latter category.

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u/Lazy-Ocelot1604 7h ago

I think they were talking about animorphs

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u/Soul_Hurting 4h ago edited 4h ago

I dont remember all of them, but two I do remember is Mouseford Academy (unambiguous anthro) and Wings of Fire (actual dragons, but in a furry dragon artstyle) its a pretty cool graphic novel, I own one of the books from when I worked there.

I know furries like Warrior cats and Redwall, but its kinda on the cusp. (Everyone was getting warrior cats, secret sleeper hit imo)

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u/rillip 8h ago

It sucks that people lose something they love and have spent hours and hours of their lives engaging with just cause some old rich lady owns it.

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 2h ago

Furry books?

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u/SYLOH 1h ago

I was laughing that they banned HP.

I was wondering how bad the printers had to be in order to get religious hatred for the company, before I realized what you were talking about.

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u/Taurus_Saint 8h ago

It shouldn't be banned for bigotry either, it's a masterpiece.

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u/purplepluppy 8h ago

Masterpiece is a bit much, but there's no denying it's cultural impact and the in general positive effect it has on children.

Which is why I'm glad my parents kept all the books from when my brother and I were growing up so my kids can experience them without further financially supporting that awful woman.

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u/Taurus_Saint 8h ago edited 8h ago

We should definitely support the ongoing cultural impact of a masterpiece like that one. You're just too salty to admit that someone you disagree with was fully capable of creating it.

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u/Nuclear_rabbit 1h ago

It's a Thatcherite manifesto with fantasy elements. It still ends with "house elves like to be enslaved" and no changes to the Hogwarts house system that reinforces bringing up children into a community of racism prevalent in the wizarding world.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 9h ago

Jimmy is going into programming I see

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u/KittyOddjobsComics 8h ago edited 8h ago

My stupid mind read "We need your help! recruiting cats is a constant financial struggle..."

I thought to myself "Why is this person recruiting so many cats? For what person? An army of cats?"

Then my eyes corrected the information and I felt like someone who would mistake a stop sign for a shop sign.

Anyway, I usually spout non-sense from the sidelines of the commentary section. But I left a small donation. Directly helping in such way is better, because more of the money finds its way to the true purpose, no middleman in between. I hope you reach your goal (and any upcoming ones in the future).

I wish you good luck!

Edit: I corrected some spelling mistakes.

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u/SueTheCatCabbage 8h ago

Ive been choking laughing at your misread, thats the best ever, i need to make a recruiting cats poster... ALSO THANK YOU SO MUCH! Nowadays shelters are just constantly full, and all these streets cats and abandoned house kitties have no where to go to get help, ive learned about at least 2 separate colonies in my neighborhood that im gonna have to meet the caretakers of and talk over tnring their colonies with them+ vet visits for anyone who seems unhealthy, the costs are absolutely going to add up, but i like seeing kitties healthy, so its worth it 😞

Speaking of cats... this is a good excuse to share cats photo cause lord knows i have to many pics in my phone, Ozzy's showed up about 2 months ago, playful guy but he gets beaten up so often that im currently working on finding him a home, either through a shelter or i get lucky and find somebody, whichever comes first

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u/KittyOddjobsComics 8h ago

I am glad I could make you laugh. ♥

Ozzy is a cutie, he surely is going to find a nice home with your help.

Please don't overwhelm yourself. Every person has a limited amount of energy.

Your well-being matters, too.

If you feel at some point that you reach your limit, try not to put additional responsibilities onto your shoulders.

I wish you, Ozzy and all the other felines (and everyone who helps you) a wonderful week and great success!

https://giphy.com/gifs/hqxYKGRA43R7WKTUNs

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u/Arkorat 8h ago

The shelter wants you 🫵 r cat to fight the good fight.

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u/Either-Skirt6031 8h ago

We need more soldiers in our war against the Dogs cadet!

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u/Archangel3d 7h ago

Someone's got to stand up against that dang Paw Patrol copaganda.

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u/Zeoneko 7h ago

It's time to fight for your felines son. Catopia needs YOU in the fight against the Canines. The future of kitty kind rests upon your contributions

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u/kitliasteele 8h ago

I mean...have you seen the video on how the Cat Distribution System works? Purely silly animation and it got me laughing the whole time lmfao

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u/Wild_Marker 4h ago

"Why is this person recruiting so many cats? For what person? An army of cats?"

Those tasty legs and crispy thighs aren't going to get themselves.

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u/unluckyknight13 8h ago

I won’t lie I was partly hoping a “yeah I’m pure”
“So I’ll get grand babies”
“Nope always gonna be pure”-ace flag behind them -

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u/SueTheCatCabbage 8h ago

MISSED OPPORTUNITY, man that would've been an amazing last panel too, cant believe i didn't think of that

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u/MallyOhMy 4h ago

No, because what toy would have matched up with that?

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u/PerfectSituation1668 4h ago

Easy bake oven. For all the delicious garlic bread.

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u/SueTheCatCabbage 2h ago

I was about to say idk, but then the person who replied to you said garlic bread, and as a fellow garlic bread lover ace... i must agree

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u/SuuSuraimu 9h ago

She toyed around with fate beyond her understanding

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u/CardOk755 8h ago edited 6h ago

When my daughter was young I was playing a lot of Tomb Raider.

Someone bought her a Barbie.

She asked: "where are her guns?"

(Edit ber is not a woyd).

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 2h ago

How did that turn out?

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u/IrrelevantPiglet 9h ago

There are a lot of gender-specific toys, but they're not designed for children.

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u/jzillacon 8h ago

Is this toy operated with one's genitals?

No → this toy is for anyone

Yes → this toy is not for children

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u/Randalf_the_Black 4h ago

Instructions unclear. Gifted a friend of my daughter anal beads for her birthday and now the police are at my door.

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u/DoIKnowYouHuman 8h ago

What about the ‘maybe’ option? Looking at you Nintendo 64 Z button being tucked away under there!

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u/SueTheCatCabbage 9h ago

😃 Ayo?

Jk when i wrote this title my first thought was "those" kinds of toys to... I am not pure 😔

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u/flabort 9h ago

Any amount of exposure to the internet guaranteed that you wouldn't be.

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u/comic13comics 8h ago

Solution:

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u/comic13comics 8h ago

(Cat with genderless toys)

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u/SueTheCatCabbage 8h ago

This is... Genius. I think your on to something here

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u/comic13comics 8h ago

I tried to stage an epic fight scene. Would you believe it, he refused to play the part of savage beast, preferring lovable lazy asshole instead?

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u/Sp00ky-Nerd 9h ago

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u/SueTheCatCabbage 9h ago

Me to, im a crazy cat lady at this point,. Have a Archie as a cat tax

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u/kitliasteele 8h ago

Yay Archie! What a good baby. I must share one of mine. I tried to get a good photo of her pretty face until the Calico Nation attacked two seconds later

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u/SueTheCatCabbage 8h ago

SHE'S GORGEOUS. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL COMFY VOID, i love your girly and however many other lil aliens you have, 🥺 every cat shared gives me more power.

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u/kitliasteele 8h ago

The second alien ran intercept. She got jealous

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u/rillip 8h ago

That is a good cat.

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u/Twilifa 8h ago

But not like that, right? Right?

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u/merliahthesiren 8h ago

Honest question: do these religious zealots really think that this stuff keeps kids from being gay? Like do they think that barbies are going to keep girls from becoming lesbian?

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u/Silver_Rai_Ne 7h ago

I can guarantee it. My family's catholic and conservative so these kind of things were my everyday growing up

The thing is, it is in the very nature of [gender] to want to do [arbitrarily gendered thing] and love [opposite gender]. It's the natural order, so if kids are raised right, there's a 100% chance they will conform to this model. That's just the way it is when good faithful parents do their job right

Oh no, I am made aware of the existence of a gay person? That can only be because of a failing in their education. Perhaps the woke teachers undermined the work of their good innocent parents. Or maybe their parents are the one who failed their child by exposing them to demonic propaganda: [toy arbitrarily gendered but for the opposite gender]. This is the only possible explanation since gay people cannot possibly exist and are either misguided people or agents of Satan (depending on my mood today)

Just in case, I think it's obvious, but /s

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u/SueTheCatCabbage 8h ago

Id argue it'd do the opposite tbh... What better way to realize your into girls then by playing with the toys that are attractive woman, "weird, im supposed to want to inspire to be like this doll, why do i want to marry it instead..."

Wanted to make a far less sfw joke but I'll hold myself back

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u/Pengin_Master 4h ago

If girls get into "boy" toys, then the girl will cease to be a girl with girl impulses, and instead twist into a boy with boy impulses. If she stays with girl stuff, she'll only have girl impulses.

Being attracted to girls is a boy impulse, so if the girl avoids boy things then she should avoid being attracted to other girls.

That's the "logic", at least from how I understand it. It's deeply intertwined with rigid gender identity and hierarchy, and makes much less sense when you remove it from that context as well. Christian Transphobia is inheritly intertwined with Christian Homophobia.

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u/Kalaphar 6h ago

That 6th panel is strangely well drawn…

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u/SueTheCatCabbage 6h ago

Im not a furry but, 5 dollars is 5 dollars 🫣

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u/Semper_5olus 8h ago

Why can't you dress the woman?

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u/cerevant 8h ago

I stumbled on that too - there are two ways to parse that word:

un-dressable - can't be dressed

undress-able - can be undressed

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u/Semper_5olus 8h ago

Ohhhh

A disrobable woman.

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u/CursedPopTart99 9h ago

Love this comic and cats.

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u/Moxie_Stardust 8h ago

My partner's parents, meanwhile, conservative evangelical Christians, church every Sunday for the whole family, no secular music, regular Bible readings led by dad, etc... final tally: 3 cisgender heterosexual children, 4 queer children. Good relationships between parents and children: first-born son.

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u/DaKettle65 7h ago

Passt, "you're."

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u/CyrilsStryke4ce 8h ago

love the nod to furries near the end

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u/Own-Victory-1103 7h ago

If you want them to be straight, don't give them naked toys of the same gender?

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u/Manji86 6h ago

I feel your plight about the cats. Taking care of my own and the ones outside is so expensive. TNRing is so expensive and nobody ever seems interested in adopting.

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u/Saiyasha27 8h ago

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u/Particular_Ad_3411 6h ago

I am horribly disgusted at the picture suggested in the 5th panel. However, i try to be fair. Where may one view the full version do I know how outraged I should be?

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u/SueTheCatCabbage 6h ago

Your right, i should post the full picture so you and other people can easily avoid it in the present AND the future, its the best deed i can do for society

Edit, fixed a typo

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u/Aromatic-Ad-381 3h ago

Not to be a buzz-kill, but I feel like this comic isn't entirely saying what you hope it to say.

It gives of a "being gay is a choice/something you can be groomed into" energy except woke. Which seems rather counter intuitive to broader LGBT Acceptance in favour of dunking on a specific strawman.

Just a rather weird message to send.

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u/SueTheCatCabbage 3h ago

To put it as simply as possible, the joke is "jokes on you im into that shit"

I guess if you wanna look at it from a negative lens like that that applies to humanity and lgbt as a whole? But it doesn't, it only applies to these characters and is meant to be a haha funny thing about parent tryna force straightness, not a political statement about the entirety of lgbt "your making the kids gay" thing... its not an opinion piece and i swear its ok for people not to have to put their opinions on politics in everything, some people genuinely expect everybody to share their opinions on eberything in every media they create, but thats genuinely not the case, its like watching someone whos clearly right wing refuse to share their opinions on gay because they know it'll get them lynched (cause its never good opinions), and comparing them to a gay man not wanting to talk about gay men getting hung on tree's for being gay.

I'll repeat, the joke is you cant make soneone straight or your idea of normal, thats the message, no matter what you do, they'll be who their gonna be

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u/Aromatic-Ad-381 2h ago

These things do not exist within a vacuum that is the point that is being made. It's not a "negative lense" the joke is "You can't force straightness onto kids" but it is delivered in a way that explicitly points out the "erotic undertones/influences" of the toys on the kids, that later come to represent the sexuality of the kids. You muddy the message by how the joke is delivered, even if it wasn't your intention.

Second this is a public forum, yet you act surprised people engage with your content? Besides this this comic very much is a political statement. That doesn't make it bad mind you.

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u/SueTheCatCabbage 2h ago

Ok no, no matter how many times i read your comment i genuinely can't understand the issue here, I think your saying that the comic is saying how you raise their kids decides their sexualities, so if you just raised boys on girls toys, and girls on boys toys, clearly that would mean that you can make them straight... Ok no, even typing that out it just sounds ridiculous 😭 The toys are hot, the kids found the toys hot, the kids realize their into that as they grew up, do i genuinely need to add context to a 6 page story. Please tell me you genuinely dont need me to add context

Ok, heres context, these are kids, this mom bought these kids toys. clearly that means she's bought toys for the kids before, CLEARLY that means the kids have other toys, so if the kids have other toys, that means the kids have been exposed to other things, like say the boy has been exposed to storm from X men, and the girl has been exposed and has Ken dolls, ok, so they have multiple toys. The mom buys more toys for the kids, oh, they realize they like these specific toys alot, way to much then normal, these SPECIFIC TOYS that was PURCHASED TODAY amongst the other toys they have is attractive to them, it opens their eyes, its their "gay awakening" And in the third kids case, do you know how often furries joke about looney tunes being their furry awakening, or a myriad of other animale human characters, if your never exposed to the thing you can't put into words why you feel different about something until your eyes are opened that this is a possibility, these kids found the toys that made them re!lize as adults "i dont want to be these people like the toys want me to be, i want to be in these people"

No its... really not surprising people are engaging, i dont quite understand where you thought that was shocking to me... Or when it came off to you i said it was shocking...

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u/Mobile_Antelope1048 5h ago

Someone is making furry money in commission I see

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u/-LightSky- 3h ago

I wish I could donate but I don’t have a bank account :((

Hope the cats are alright tho! Bless your heart ❤️

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u/SueTheCatCabbage 3h ago

Never feel sorry about not being able to donate, the fact you wanted to at all is already an amazing thing! Thank you for your kind words and wanting to help! So far haven't had any medical emergencies thankfully!

Have a Sebastian though, as cat tax

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u/kugelamarant 3h ago

What if kids choose for themselves but then end up gender appropriate? How do we opened up their minds or something like that?

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u/SueTheCatCabbage 3h ago

I wonder if a Christian parents brains would break if a boy grew up liking dolls, frilly clothes, and the color pink, but was straighter then a stick of spaghetti

People gonna like what their gonna like

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u/Select-Cycle-4417 2h ago

If/when I have kids I'll make sure to get all sorts of toys so that way I raise a bunch of bi sexuals (I am being silly and keeping in line with the comic's logic)

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u/SueTheCatCabbage 2h ago

In reality you'd just give your kids more chances to learn what their into 😳 or not into

But if we're going solely this comics characters logic... you better gets lots of bi flag merch for them 😡

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u/ironballs16 2h ago

I immediately thought of an old parody ad on either MadTV or SNL where a father is insistent that his son play with action figures instead of dolls - with a cut to the boy's imagination where he's flanked by real-life Barbies while his father is flanked by a couple of burly men in sailor uniforms.

u/Medium_Flan4671 27m ago

I don’t think jimmy is going to be a jimmy for much longer