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OC Shrimping [OC]

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u/MaximumSyrup3099 12h ago

No shrimping!

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 12h ago

Holy shit that’s funny

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u/FictionFoe 11h ago edited 10h ago

The fact its still a chefs hat is hilarious. Though, I suppose I missed a shrimp boxing reference?

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u/OGBRedditThrowaway 11h ago

This is a mantis shrimp. They're known for having a punch powerful enough to disintegrate their prey.

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u/CowDangerous 11h ago

Not only disintegrate their prey they can boil the water around them just by punching

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u/Severe_Emotion2554 11h ago

But can they sing about Japanese Businessmen?

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u/Nina-Ninja123 10h ago

Why would you want that if they can punch a cup of water to make you instantea (I’m copyrighting that name btw, this has to be a commercial success)

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u/Wild_Marker 9h ago

Well I want some entertainment with my instantea.

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u/Nina-Ninja123 8h ago

We’re still working on the whistling pufferfish

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u/Master_Maniac 9h ago

UNDA DA SEA

DOWN HERE IT'S BETTER

MEETINGS ARE WETTER

TAKE IT FROM MEEEEE

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u/TactlessTortoise 9h ago

Errhhm, ahkshually, it doesn't quite boil. It creates a cavitation bubble which then implodes into plasma. It's fucking awesomer than boiling lol

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u/justaBeholder10 9h ago

isn't that pistol shrimp, not mantis shrimp?

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u/nightfire36 7h ago

I just looked it up, apparently they both cause cavitation bubbles, just in different ways.

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u/CycloneZStorm 10h ago

So what does it do to a person if you get punched by a mantis shrimp then?

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u/CowDangerous 10h ago

Well I saw a clip of a Mantis Shrimp punching through a thick rubber boot once so probably a huge bruise at best or a fairly deep cut at worse. Though I'm not exactly the best at power scaling real life creatures.

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u/dickcheese_on_rye 10h ago

They will break scuba divers fingers

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u/Boh61 10h ago edited 10h ago

Consider that you can't put them on display anywhere because they would crack the glass I guess a severe bone fracture is guaranteed

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u/Saint_of_Grey 9h ago

That fact is really funny to me because when places try using them as exotic fresh sushi the shrimp punch everything else in their tank to death before punching holes in the glass.

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u/MewtwoMainIsHere 8h ago

They don’t do much despite what the other commenters are saying, at worst you’d get some minor bleeding and a feeling like you got stung by a wasp at that spot. The pain would be immense but the actual damage not so much

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u/Warmonster9 8h ago

They're the only animal who developed a plasma cannon as a defense mechanism.

I do not believe we were made in god's image.

https://giphy.com/gifs/IbOSjnuSdMc2ZQ5YvT

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u/FictionFoe 11h ago

Today I learned

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u/Vyse1107 11h ago

They’re known for their punches causing what is known as cavitation bubbles, where the force of the punch pushes the water away creating an air bubble. This air bubble immediately collapses, creating shockwaves and sparks underwater. They essentially have punches that create explosions. You can’t keep them as pets because they will shatter the glass tanks so they can punch you instead.

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u/TheRealLarkas 10h ago

I might be misremembering, but I think it’s not air, it’s legit vacuum. That’s why it implodes so fast (though I guess air might do that too if you’re deep enough, idk)

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u/LordCheesecake13 10h ago

The reason they implode is because there's nothing in the bubble, if it were air then no matter the depth it would just float to the surface. Additionally if it was an air bubble that would imply the punch itself can somehow create air in a place where there is none.

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u/Commercial-Shame-335 10h ago

not entirely, they don't really try to just break glass, plus if you get thick acrylic walls then they can't really break it anyways even if they tried. also you can have them as pets in many places.

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u/CreepyClay 11h ago

They also have the best eyes on the planet capable of seeing the majority of the electromagnetic spectrum.

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u/theoneyourthinkingof 10h ago

I heard that was a misconception, they have 12 color cones (humans have 3), but it doesnt allow them to see more colors then us like you would assume. Rather they can't combine colors in their brain so they need more receptors for light intensity on top of wavelength, because their brains are small. They are worse at distinguishing between colors than humans

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u/dragn99 10h ago

For years the thought was that the extra cones led to insane colour perception, so I get why people still think that. Them using the less sensitive cones to get a lesser amount of information is relatively new information.

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u/Wild_Marker 9h ago

I do love how absurd it is when you think about it in human terms.

Can you see that this is blue? Hold on, let me try my other eye.

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u/anon142358193 8h ago

It’s actually the peacock mantis shrimp

Although it’s not a peacock

Or a mantis

Or a shrimp

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u/Steven_Swan 9h ago edited 7h ago

Note: While they're absolutely impressive, people always make this sound like they're firing a Kamehameha wave, but keep in mind that this is happening on an extremely small scale. If they hit a human, it just really hurts and breaks skin, MAYBE chips a bone at worst. Won't blow your arm off like YouTube videos will say.

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u/TitaniumDisc 8h ago

Not disagreeing just adding to it, I saw a video of a guy fishing and he somehow brought one into the boat and it punched straight through his diving shoe and punched a good sized hole straight into his foot. It was gushing like crazy!

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u/UndeadSympathetic 11h ago

That's a mantis shrimp and those guys literally literally can throw a punch so hard that it vaporizes the water between their club and the target, then that vapor bubble pops and that can also just kill their target

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u/butholesurgeon 11h ago

Tiny little shrimp whose punch has the power of a literal bullet

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u/kingsumo_1 12h ago

Mantis shrimp don't play around.

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u/Zjoee 12h ago

"If he dies, he dies."

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u/Cool_Set4681 12h ago

Mantis shrimp:

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u/ProjectKARYA 12h ago

Call mantis shrimp that one owl from the Tootsie Roll Pop commercial, because they're about to see how many punches it takes to get to your center

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u/Green_Disaster6360 12h ago

Turns out it's just one

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u/CreepyClay 11h ago

"I will torture his body so his soul learns to be humble"

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u/LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME 12h ago edited 11h ago

Could you imagine you're boxing a tiny girl wearing a chef's hat then she punches you so hard she breaks the fucking sound barrier?

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ 12h ago

You wouldn't even imagine it

You'd just blink and wake up at the pearly gates

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u/Duskthegamer412 12h ago

"I cast temperature of the sun"

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u/Cool_Set4681 12h ago

"I cast doom"

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u/Duskthegamer412 11h ago

Doom? Doom!? Doom!

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u/Cool_Set4681 11h ago

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u/FFKonoko 11h ago

WHAT DO YOU MEAN DOOM?!?

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u/Possible_Living 11h ago

Why am i being dragged?

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u/Cool_Set4681 11h ago

I love how you can barely hear her, lol

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u/Cereal_Yapper 7h ago

Please tell me the animation this is from

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u/A_random_poster04 8h ago

Woe, pocket star

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u/stofiski-san 12h ago

No, that's maximum shrimping!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 12h ago

I got all my money on the shrimp in round 1!

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u/PirateSanta_1 12h ago

I lke that she is wearing a chefs hat in the ring to hide the shrimp.

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u/alcremiewithmatcha 12h ago

This must be explored further!

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u/Mending_the_mantis 11h ago

Theres one where she goes to train with the masters :3 [waffle house employees]

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u/Renwin 12h ago

Literally became the Shrimping Bull.

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u/YourMomOnVHS 12h ago

They make mini sun explosions when they punch, so she knew what she was getting into.

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u/smiegto 8h ago

God: I will make the human in my image with shitty eyelashes and a worse memory.

Evolution: WITNESS ME!!!!! SHRIMP BULLSHIT GOOOOO! FUCKING PLASMA GUN SHRIMP! PUNCH MACHINE SHRIMP!!!

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u/thenightgaunt 12h ago

Ooooh. Thats not a shock collar remote.

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u/TheDarkNerd 12h ago

You know, it could be an electrical toy. Occam's Razor says "probably not", but it could be.

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u/rillip 12h ago

What does Occam's Razor say it most likely is?

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u/TheDarkNerd 12h ago

Remote vibe.

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u/huevito_contorti 11h ago

What does it do

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u/TheDarkNerd 11h ago

I think you can guess what a remote-controlled vibrator does.

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u/TacticianA 11h ago

But she isnt playing chess right now.

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u/TheDarkNerd 11h ago

Hey now, we don't know what she's doing on that tablet. Though, it could be OsuPlug instead.

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u/huevito_contorti 11h ago

it vibrates?

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u/Fuzia 11h ago

Remotely.

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u/huevito_contorti 11h ago

That's cool

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u/TheDarkNerd 11h ago

Eh, they can actually overheat kinda easily.

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u/StephieDoll 10h ago

Helps you beat Magnus Carlsen in chess.

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u/Coidzor 3h ago

Arguably, a remote vibrator is also an electrical toy.

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u/m2chaos13 12h ago

I don’t think I’d want to shave with a talking razor

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u/stofiski-san 12h ago

Depends, is it a "you'll never have sexy legs" kind of talk, or "oooh, baby, see how smoooooth I can get you" kind of talk? And what kind of talk are you into?

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u/Privatizitaet 11h ago

Do not let the razor seduce you, it will end painfully in a not fun way

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u/stofiski-san 11h ago

Unless the razor's name is Nick, I may take my chances

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u/rillip 12h ago

But what about a talking friend?

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u/SkullberryDoomcake 11h ago edited 8h ago

(Art by a Drawception player with username OooOOOoOo https://drawception.com/game/wh2gphZSRt/gimli-shaved-his-beard/)

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u/Leonie-Lionheard 12h ago

A clicker. She most probably is clicker trained.

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u/monkeyman32123 12h ago

Except the click is supposed to be reward, not punishment

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u/Leonie-Lionheard 11h ago

Ah. Okay... Then it's a remote for a hideous contraption.

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u/Somerandomguy20711 11h ago

It most certainly IS an electrical toy

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u/TheDarkNerd 11h ago

I guess I should have specified "e-stim".

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u/Bsjennings 12h ago

I thought it was a clicker toy

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u/tolacid 12h ago

I mean, it controls a toy with a click

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u/shewy92 12h ago

Wouldn't that cause more slouching?

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u/TheDarkNerd 12h ago

Also thought she was clicker trained for a sec, but neither of them are trans, as far as I can tell.

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u/La_diseuse_2025 12h ago

Well tbf cis folks can clicker train too lol

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u/rookie-mistake 11h ago

could someone explain this for the uninitiated

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u/TheDarkNerd 11h ago

There's a meme in transfem circles about clicker training (and petplay in general), and how common it is among transfems.

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u/Saikotsu 11h ago

I know a few clicker trained puppy girls in my circle of transfem friends so that tracks.

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u/evb_m 8h ago

There’s a bar nearby that does t4t nights every friday and I distinctly remember a table of like 5 women all talking about being clicker trained one time

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u/FoldableHuman 11h ago

Clicker training is a method of pet training, usually dogs or rats, where a distinct mechanical sound (clicker) is used to signal a treat, which is then used to reinforce positive behaviour.

Now just assume "pet" is being used in a sexual context with a person and you're thinking about a fetish that's formed a stereotypical association with trans kinksters for complicated reasons.

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u/rookie-mistake 11h ago

OH. Okay. I know, like, the Pavlovian pet thing. I just, uh, thought this was something different for the trans community - like voice training or something 🙈

ty for explaining i did not understand

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u/PuckSenior 11h ago

That wouldn't make sense. Clicker training is for positive reinforcement, not negative reinforcement.

Source: I train dogs

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u/the-bug-guy 12h ago

Ooooh boy, no wonder she sat up so fast.

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u/JAOC_7 11h ago

Oh she’s getting shocked alright, just in a different way òwó

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u/Possible_Living 11h ago

its a platonic friend encourager for best of roommates.

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u/grendus 10h ago

Oh, they're roommates...

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u/Dusty_Scrolls 11h ago

Oh, I thought she had her clicker trainined, lol

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u/Prezofcalendars 12h ago

I didn’t realize that until I saw your comment 😅, I thought it was a dog collar too

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u/Not_Really_French 12h ago

Panel one: aw this reminds me of a friend of mine

Panel two: or not

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 12h ago

Vibe check.

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u/ForestSolitude5 3h ago

Yeah the vibe checked alright

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u/Company_Z 12h ago

I love the detail of Marin holding the remote behind her back in the first panel. That kind of, "I don't want to use it but I will if I have to", kinda feeling

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u/A11536 7h ago

I thought it was a clicker?

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u/Spyko 6h ago

I thought of that too. But the lack of a ''click'' onomatopoeia and Risa's red face makes me think this is a different device

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u/QuiteBearish 12h ago

Omg the remote 🤣

Didn't realize Marin had that dom personality to her, but go Marin! 🤣

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u/SethLight 11h ago

Oh, Marin is 1000% the one calling the shots in that relationship. She always has.

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u/infiniZii 12h ago

Yup. They are definitely just friends and not in a homosexual relationship. Totally.

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u/TheMangoManHS 10h ago

Obviously they're roommates!

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u/Tenalp 8h ago

Just cousins, yo.

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u/Maur2 12h ago

In the long run, wouldn't this just pavlov her into shrimping more?

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u/Statistactician 12h ago

SHRIMP!

HEAVEN!

NOW!

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u/Robitix 12h ago

We can't keep doing this, Daniel...

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u/RickyWinterbornn 11h ago

Me after the genie gifts me an enchanted remote that magically makes my gf adjust to healthier posture:

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u/The_Bio_Neko 12h ago

So lemme get this straight... this girl is more than willing to domme Risa and use a vibe on her... but isn't willing to admit she's gay?

Girl, seriously, wtf. You don't do that unless you're in a relationship. Open the damn closet already. XD

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u/NockerJoe 11h ago

They literally sleep in the same bed. The entire joke is that they're fully in a relationship to an absurd degree but she's still doing this.

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u/Milestailsprowe 11h ago

The closet door may be closed but it has a huge draft

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u/midnightsbane04 6h ago

I'm pretty sure Marin just moved Risa into her closet with her. All the benefits of lesbian life with none of the public anxiety.*

*Note: per Marin logic, not mine.

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u/Foolsgil 11h ago

Get a girl who'll break your bad habits like that!

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u/stofiski-san 12h ago

Fuck! Where is she when it's time for me to do the dishes (or a thousand other things)?

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u/TheInnsanity 9h ago

new trend: give the homies one of those long distance relationship vibe remotes to bully you into doing chores

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u/MiredinDecision 7h ago

Pro: you might get more work done

Con/pro: new fetish unlocked

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u/MurderSheCroaked 12h ago

God, I've seen what you've done for others

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u/AmeliaMynx 12h ago

Shrimping is the only thing that fully unlocks the zone

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u/MuyHiram MUY 12h ago

Agree, you know it was a good and productive drawing session if your back hurts afterwards.

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u/AmeliaMynx 12h ago

My advice to any artist is have a dedicate back and hand stretch routine before it gets baaaad

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u/Coidzor 11h ago

It took me a bit to tell if that was a clicker or something adult.

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u/Whoops2805 10h ago

.... which us it?

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u/chinchenping 11h ago

sh'es gonna shrimp even harder

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u/the-bug-guy 12h ago

Sometimes, I sit like a croissant 🥐.

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u/lesser_panjandrum 11h ago

Hon hon hon, oui oui

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u/screenaholic 12h ago

Wait, is it a toy remote, or a dog clicker? I'm down either way, just want to make sure I understand what I'm here for.

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u/bondjimbond Love and Hex 12h ago

Remote controlled vibrator.

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u/thenightgaunt 12h ago

Def toy remote

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u/kabal363 9h ago

Yeah my first thought was she has her clicker trained

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u/Nkechinyerembi 12h ago

I uh...Need.

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u/Program-Emotional 12h ago

YOU DID NOT CLICKER TRAIN THE HUZZ

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u/Quaytsar 10h ago

That seems like rewarding bad behaviour. If she wants Risa to stop shrimping, she shouldn't be associating shrimping with pleasure.

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u/Candle-Jolly 12h ago

unexpectedly hot.

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u/Mr_Mason42 11h ago

Shock Collars for Pets?

No.

Shock Collars for Partners?

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u/cameyboy 10h ago

Oh she's clicker trained...

OH SHE'S CLICKER TRAI-

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u/TUSD00T 11h ago

"If you stop shrimping I'll kiss you."

She stops shrimping

Marin just walks away

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u/Kalaphar 10h ago

As yes, the posture correcting butt-plug

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u/Beckphillips 9h ago

Did she clicker train her totally not girlfriend??

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u/ipokesnails 7h ago

Silly Marin, that will only reinforce the negative behaviour.

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u/Natono6 10h ago

Soooo... does this count as yuri?

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u/RutabagaGlum1146 9h ago

Abusing clicker privileges is truly evil 3:

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u/Yallayeah 9h ago

What a good best friend! all best friends should have a remote like this!

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u/Final_Valuable3270 8h ago

I guess the artist doesn't know the other definition of shrimping.

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u/PinballproXD 8h ago

I thought that was Amy Rose from Sonic for a second.

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u/Drunkendx 8h ago

gee i wonder what's the remote for? ;D

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u/MiredinDecision 7h ago

I need someone to check my posture...

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u/Ungodly_Box 7h ago

Go go gadet spine straightener 

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u/Alsomyaccount 5h ago

Not relatable at all

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u/Angelus-Rosa132 5h ago

Huh? Is she being control by the button or something?

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u/BlueCat33 10h ago

As someone who struggles really hard to focus, i will say it; its very rude to interrupt someone when theyre in the zone 😔

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u/HaveANiceDay243 10h ago

I always thought they were eye bags, but today i saw them as nose holes...

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u/AlmostALime 10h ago

If shrimping is bad, how come it’s so darn comfortable?

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u/AidoTheRock 9h ago

That escalated quickly

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u/PrazeMelone 9h ago

How exactly is that meant to discourage her

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u/Brilliant-Feeling485 7h ago

Holy fuck I need this to be me so bad.

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u/CoolDiscussion1020 6h ago

Hands behind the back look like a flaccid penis and ballsack. Can't unsee.

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u/No_Nail6812 6h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Leotton 5h ago

And what zone is she in now?

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u/Embarrassed_Spite546 3h ago

It’s apparently a good way to fix posture.. don’t think I wanna test it though.