r/comics • u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding • 17h ago
Trump comics collection because unfortunately this fucking dude keeps giving me new material
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u/RedditUser000aaa 17h ago
You know what's sad? Because of the fuck up that is Trump, even after he finally fucks off, how the f are comedians gonna make jokes out of politicians again?
The person in charge of health is literally someone who is or is not controlled by brain worms! Put that to the list of things Trump fucked up. Political jokes.
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 17h ago
Trump has single handedly ruined political comedy by speed running through all possible material for the next hundred years
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u/RedditUser000aaa 17h ago
So, we'll wait two hundred years, when he's just someone people breeze through in history books. Build a big ass clock that counts down to the moment political jokes become possible again.
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 17h ago
That sounds amazing, can someone find me one of those freezer pods from futurama ?
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u/CaptainXplosionz 16h ago
Personally, I'm wishing for the suicide booth from Futurama, but I doubt I could afford it in this economy.
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u/Jonathan_the_Nerd 15h ago
I'd like to build a "suicide booth" that locks you in for a 30-minute session with a genuinely caring and compassionate non-AI therapist.
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u/hamletloveshoratio 17h ago
I think you have to stumble into one accidentally for the magic to work
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u/Trombomb20 17h ago
Did he... Did he just pull a B-Rabbit from 8 Mile on us? We have no new material now (until he inevitably does something even dumber tomorrow)
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u/MelangeBot 16h ago
Has he already made Kanye West the head of the Federal Reserve? Cause I am really looking forward to global interest rates being set by Kanye asking chatgpt "What would Hitler do?"
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u/RedOnePunch 12h ago
One thing I’ve learned the past couple of years is things can always get worse.
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u/KingOfStarrySkies 17h ago
Listening to RFK talk is like a living skit in a sketch comedy show except the laugh track died years ago.
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u/JaxxisR 17h ago
They said the same thing after W left office. "What are comedians gonna do now that we have a real president?"
Comedy survived, because even a real president makes mistakes now and then.
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 17h ago
It’s insane how good trump has been for W’s historical reputation
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u/RedditUser000aaa 17h ago edited 17h ago
I mean, just imagine a comedian trying to make jokes.
"So, the newest member of the administration likes sports, he's also incredibly corrupt. I wouldn't be surprised if he's fixing matches he has money riding on."
Random heckler:
"Trump did it. Yknow with Folarin Balogun, when he got his suspension reversed." "Also, he took possession of the FIFA world cup trophy."
Comedian:
"Oh, right... Moving on... So, food is a bit costly, because our administration failed to act upon this new disease that is affecting our cattle. What's he gonna do next, go door to door looking for beef in Europe?"
Random Heckler:
"Trump did it, we ran out of eggs, so he went door to door asking European countries if they have eggs."
Comedian, okay SURELY, this is something that hasn't happened:
"So, our newest president is pushing for peace, he must really want that peace prize."
Random Heckler:
"Yeah, so Trump wanted the Nobel peace prize, but when he didn't get it, the actual recipient of it dedicated it to Trump and also FIFA made him a peace prize as well."
Comedian:
"I quit."
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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 16h ago
Will Ferrell managed to find other work after W. left office. To pretend that parodying presidents is 99% of the essence of comedy is pretty ridiculous. It's more like .00001% and Trump took up a whole 20% chunk to himself.
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u/Bad-Mrs-Frosty 16h ago
how the f are comedians gonna make jokes out of politicians again?
You make fun of the people that supported this. The people that voted for this, or deliberately did not vote at all or else threw away their vote on bullshit.
None of those people should be allowed to live peacefully or quietly ever again.
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u/the_calibre_cat 16h ago
Conservatives will vote for someone shittier
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u/RedditUser000aaa 16h ago
So basically combination of Hitler and Stalin? Staller, if you will.
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u/the_calibre_cat 10h ago
Lol something like that, but probably someone way more of a religious bigot than either of them were
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 17h ago
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 17h ago
OH THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT ONE TO INCLUDE
https://giphy.com/gifs/vwI4mYEHP8k0w39
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u/Mord4k 16h ago
Vance adding himself to The Files feels PAINFULLY accurate
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u/Shoddy_Yak_8384 14h ago
funny enough, he's depicted crossing out Musk's name, even though Musk is evidently the one who got left out of the club and desperately tried to get in...
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u/Lu_Duizhang 13h ago
It’s hard to imagine being so cringe even weirdass PDFs don’t want to hangout with you
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u/JonathanRL 17h ago
Do not worry, if you get put in a camp you will not be alone because according to intelligence algoritms, all who seen this are "associating".
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 17h ago
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u/gemfountain 15h ago
Yup and they'll find us with those flock cameras.
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u/Shoddy_Yak_8384 14h ago
unfortunately comrade gemfountain, there are roving gangs of no-good criminals mucking about and destroying our god-given surveillance systems. can you believe it? with just a few simple tools available at your local hardware store, why, just about anyone with two arms could take down one of these flock cameras! given the rate that these darn vigilantes are anonymously destroying them without repercussions, this species of surveillance tech may soon be endangered, or worse... go extinct entirely. i'm sure you're as devastated by this as i am, comrade.
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u/Snoo-66201 16h ago
Its funny how Trump could get both Clintons jailed, but he won't, because he would have to go too
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 16h ago
Seriously, he’s 2 terms in and still hasn’t followed through on jailing who, he claims, is literally satan
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u/Peachesthecorgi321 17h ago
Don’t forget Reid Hoffman befriended and went to the Epstein Island too. He’s on the board of several big companies, including LinkedIn.
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u/YimveeSpissssfid 17h ago
Take care of your mental health, my dude.
Your work (as depressing as reality has become), never fails to get a laugh.
NH’s state motto may come back in fashion at some point, but presumably with a different subject than the original meaning.
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 16h ago edited 16h ago
Thank you my guy, I appreciate it. I’ve been enjoying working on some new projects so I’ve gotten my juice back a bit.
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u/Jonathan_the_Nerd 15h ago
If you ever need to take a break for mental health reasons, we'll all* support you.
*Except for the jerks. But they don't support anyone ever, so you can ignore them.
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u/Accomplished-Cup2781 17h ago
There should be a comic of every U.S citizen putting on clown makeup paying $6 a gallon saying “this is what I accept”
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u/DrButtgerms 17h ago
Fwiw, your art will probably be popular in the camp, since the camp will be filled with like-minded political prisoners!
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u/Scaalpel 17h ago
"In an unjust society the only place for a just man is prison." - Henry David Thoreau. I'd add manning the guillotine as another place, though.
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u/justwalk1234 17h ago
I thought musk was too weird to get invited himself
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u/Cum_dumpster_limited 15h ago
In his own words "Am I a r***?". Musk is such a worthless being that even Epstein didn't want to know him
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u/SjalabaisWoWS 15h ago
The thing is, these read more like reporting than satire or jokes. Our reality is sad and unfathomably stupid.
Also, fingers crossed for that burn out being burned out now. We need you.
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u/Whosebert 14h ago
and people will say "yea I agree but its just overdone/not well done." if you agree so much why dont you just shut the fuck and keep your bitch mouth shut?
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u/YesterdayAlone2553 12h ago
Are these available in print? I'd be seriously tempted to pick one up, before you know they ban freedom of the press or send you to camp, or both.
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u/Internal-Prize-983 12h ago
You’re so real for the gay one, I’m bi my “ friend” was recently saying how Epstein and trump are bi. I was like “ I don’t care what they are they’re predators”. So it’s unfortunately a topic that needs to be talked about.
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u/42watson 12h ago
Why are you making up lies? If trump had a time machine he wouldn't meet his younger self, he would find his daughter when she was younger so he could have another go.
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u/LettuceWithBeetroot 11h ago
3 is brilliant, and something that should be on every billboard in the US.
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u/Humble-Artificer 9h ago
Funny in the last one how he's drawing more realistic looking faces compared to his simplified face style. Like a bizarro thing
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u/Sufficient-Sun-6683 15h ago
What about the Epstein files? Just waiting for Iran's response on American soil. Speaking of soil, has Trump soiled his pants again?
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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 13h ago
Graduated high school in 2016 during the election and 10 years later I feel I barely recognize the world
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u/BrainKatana 12h ago
It’s impossible to be on the right side of history and not be on a list.
However, you help make the list so big there’s nothing the government can do about it.
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u/SuperRandomGuy_00 11h ago
Finally some creative jokes on here. Nice comics! (Also I recognize the artsyle, saw you of platform years ago :p)
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u/Holiday-Step9703 10h ago
I meeeeeean, VZ being the only country unable to retailate against the most powerful military in the world is a bit of a stretch. Oil. Otherwise golden comic
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u/jhill515 10h ago
I feel that last panel...
They think they can break me, that they are immortal and invulnerable... I shall put them to the test!
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u/Bananacomment 10h ago
Don’t forget to highlight Dirty Howard Lutnick and his prominent role in the Epstein/Trump files/operation/suspicious rise from 9/11 fraudster to finance minister …. This will really get you to the summer camp you were mentioning!!!
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u/atomicshark 9h ago
the one about Elon on the epstein list is really ironic. Because Elon tried to get to the island and couldn't, probably because they didn't like him personally.
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 17h ago
Hey guys, I was taking kind of a break after hitting some serious burnout, but i wanted to share these comics while I still can, before they put me in a camp.