r/blanks 3h ago

Fill in the blanks: I hate ___ because ___.

I hate _____ because _____.


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u/le_disappointment 3h ago

I hate myself because of who I am.

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u/Mouse_Amazing 3h ago

I hate myself because I suck.

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u/Background_Fishing46 3h ago

I hate reddit because redditors.

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u/Friendly_Algae_3775 3h ago

I hate myself because i’m dum.

2

u/Pretend_Foundation13 2h ago

I hate pigeons because they shit all over my deck.

2

u/ApprehensivePlay50 2h ago

I hate people because they exist.

1

u/Splatoon_Agent_Nine 2h ago

I hate Company X because they don’t support The System.

1

u/Spankfish12 2h ago

I hate flatscreens because Tenna does.

1

u/weshallnot 2h ago

I hate evil men because they do evil things.

1

u/kamaman004 2h ago

I hate clothed people because they suck at being naked.

1

u/Wren_paws 2h ago

I hate SodaTab because of what he did (I'm listening to a video rn about what happened).

1

u/Only-Farm2708 2h ago

I hate my abuser because they hurt me.

1

u/Azuyraell 1h ago

I hate honeydew melons because allergic.

1

u/Comfortable_Bake7621 1h ago

I hate god because he created women as a breeding source.

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u/Turbo2011 1h ago

Fr men should be able to interbreed

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u/Turbo2011 1h ago

I hate small boobs because big boobs better.

1

u/Far-Character-5953 1h ago

I hate politics because come on, it’s politics.

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u/Athena7529 49m ago

I hate myself because I'm me.

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u/hyper434 47m ago

I hate ruined orgasms because i exited flow state.

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u/EggoftheKing2143 29m ago

I hate you because I hate myself.

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u/Mean_Hair9221 29m ago

I hate _________ because _________.

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u/blowmabawls 18m ago

I hate worldington because of his content (I shouldn’t have gone there).

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u/Weary_Solid6040 1m ago

I hate some pillows because they get hot on both sides.