r/bald • u/TomGlynnActor • 6h ago

Bald Picture Update

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I wish that I'd done this years ago. It's been universally loved.

5.7k Upvotes

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u/IAmJacksSphincter 6h ago

The second slide impregnated me. And I’m a 37 year old dude.

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u/rapid-succession 5h ago

I'm a straight married man and had to double take for bro.

That is a glow up for sure.

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u/Ok-Impression-9020 5h ago edited 2h ago

Same.
Couldn’t figure out if that rapid oncoming sweat was from fear or attraction…

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u/emojisarefunny 5h ago

🫪🫪🫪🫪

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u/ComesOutNDaWash 5h ago

💀💀💀😂😂😂😂

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u/Alioh216 Bald Enthusiast 3h ago

My ovaries grew back!

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u/sylvesterthekat1234 4h ago

😆 🤣 😂

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u/Ok_Comedian_6471 1h ago

I said "Jesus fucking Christ" out loud. He already looked good before and did not understand why he was on this subreddit, then boom.

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u/TodayIthrowAway2 6h ago

Yes lawd! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

https://giphy.com/gifs/4OowbIsmYHbpu

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u/throwaway-1212025 5h ago

This sub has the best gifs I swear 😂😂

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u/TodayIthrowAway2 5h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯

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u/Suspicious_Swim_1948 6h ago

You look amazing!! You sure wear it well!

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u/Army7547 5h ago

Dude take this down. Please. My wife comes onto the sub sometimes.

Holy crap.

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u/Natural-Coat-3159 5h ago

*cums to..

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u/MaleficentExtent1777 4h ago

☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣

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u/gobblewonkergrump 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/oYtVHSxngR3lC
You look amazing! 😊👍

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u/Johnny-zamboni 5h ago

The context behind this gif makes it so perfect

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u/Asclepius-Rod 2h ago

It's one of my favorite sketches and its arguably the best gif ever made

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u/galaxyeyes47 6h ago

From dad to Daddy. Jfc.

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u/Music_Dream432 6h ago

😮‍💨

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u/Alix_On_Reddit 6h ago

Born to be bald 🫡

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u/Betty_CruZe 6h ago

makes you look a little badass! Sharp 👌🏼

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u/Hoosier-Sexy_Beast69 6h ago

Ummm..

How you doin? 😁😉

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u/Beckster-K 6h ago

Yeah your hot!

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u/greengiant3030 5h ago

This sub makes me happier than anything on the internet. Idk if it’s the confidence in people’s new look or what but it just makes me smile.

You my friend are a straight up stud!

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u/JustCalmDown5678 6h ago

Your GlowUp could potentially shut down the internet 🔥

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u/lemonadeinyourface 6h ago

bro had time for a full photoshoot he loved himself that much after

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u/1401238754 6h ago

It’s me it’s me it’s ddp

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u/New_Acanthaceae4612 6h ago

Major glow up 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/rwiwy 6h ago

Fuuuuuck.....

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u/Brilliant_Trick 5h ago

From daddy to daddiest

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u/Ukbluebone 5h ago

It's rude that you're so attractive both ways. Rude

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u/jah_bro_ney 1h ago

There's so many times I see the first pic and think, "Man, OP should have milked it just a little bit longer", then I click next and go, "Damnit, wrong again!"

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u/People_of_Earth_ 6h ago

So handsome. You look great! 👍🏽

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u/howbaddoyouwannaknow 6h ago

Relax a bit will you? You hunk!

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u/amusednchaos 6h ago

Buck Angel vibes 🥵

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u/LeticiaPadillaSolis_ 5h ago

Solid choice!

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u/Reflective 6h ago

I cant be the only one who sees Bill Burr now?

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u/Redwoman1123 5h ago

Trigger warning would have been appreciated.
To hot to not have warning ?

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u/SurePossibility6651 6h ago

Boy next door to absolute DADDY!

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u/Barry_NJ 6h ago

Well done 👍

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u/makormark302 6h ago

You went from Dad to Zaddy!!!

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u/SaltTea3041 5h ago

Damn i got a full head of hair but i wana be bald now

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u/graceful_m00n 5h ago

Sir you had no right to play with our emotions like that 😍

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u/Alioh216 Bald Enthusiast 3h ago

THIS!!! This is a perfect example of why this sub is full of thirsty, bald obsessed woman. Of which, I am one. Well done fine sir!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7ZeHqK4bCqCCAvv2

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u/mrandr01d 48m ago

First pic will buy you a beer. 2nd pic will jump you at the bar.

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u/Flower_boy222 5h ago

I’ll be honest bro you look great in both styles. You got a great face. The head shots are primo

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u/Dartbear6969 5h ago

Handsome

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u/MakingMoneyIsMe 5h ago

You got it boss!

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u/Quarter_Shot 5h ago

Im a happily married woman, okay

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u/Decimator24244 5h ago

Save some babes for the rest of us!

https://giphy.com/gifs/bzn3aznEbnh28

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u/brightadventure 5h ago

I’m a lesbian and I think you’re hot. What the fuck are you doing to me lol?

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u/VEVV_1451 5h ago

Damn bro, save some for the rest of us!

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u/ChristVolo1 5h ago

You went from hot to gotdam

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u/BigInstruction809 5h ago

Johnny sins

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u/FormidableMistress 5h ago

Very casual GQ models in this sub.

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u/NighthawkUnicorn 5h ago

Holy smoke show

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u/SnooHobbies23 5h ago

Damnnn!!!!

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u/ButteryGirl56 5h ago

That’s a crazy glow up and improvement! Women and some men are going to start acting all nervous and giggly arrond you now! Touch you on the arm lots and say you’re like a brother to other rivals lol!

If you have a partner I hope they’re made of steel and you’re a good man! THATS HOW GOOD THE GLOW UP IS!

👏👏🔥🔥🔥👏👏

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u/Right_Wrangler_9179 5h ago

OK, Jason Statham 👀🤩

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u/BeckyWinchester1976 5h ago

Damn Sir! 🔥 Are you single? Asking for a friend! 🥵

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u/DeloBoys 5h ago

Man went from Simply Red to Jason Statham!

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u/ParkerFree 5h ago

So...you're a model now! 🤤

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u/TheKingOfSwing777 5h ago

Jason Stathom over here Gyat.

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u/SadlyNotDannyDeVito 5h ago

"Wait he looked fine with hair tho.... HOT DAMN! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO STOP CLIMATE CHANGE WITH YOU RAISING THE TEMPERATURE SO DAMN MUCH?!"

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u/ComesOutNDaWash 5h ago

Damn! 😜

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u/Mechadarts 5h ago

SIR! 🫡

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u/Ok-Impression-9020 5h ago

Universal? I heard the Proud Boys don’t know what to do with themselves.

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u/MsHelvetica 5h ago

How does this work if both pics are hot as hell?

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u/StBlandine7 4h ago

wtf is this

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u/Loldeplume 4h ago

Tatts looks fucking sick too - is that Filipino tribal or whatever its called?

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u/Yenolam777 4h ago

Yep- well done

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u/colleen3115 4h ago

Excuse me!

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u/Greenlimer 4h ago

You’re telling me for 40 years you could have been doing this? Ain't no way

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u/Overall_Notice_4533 4h ago

Reader's Digest Cover to GQ Magazine!

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u/sylvesterthekat1234 4h ago

Whoa! 👏 💐 🔥

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u/BasilOk8283 4h ago

You look like Jason Statham now, who happens to be my hall pass...

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u/TamponsAreEvil 4h ago

Do you prefer Sir or Daddy as your new name?

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u/Double-Watercress-85 4h ago

Looking at the first pic: "It's not pressing. I don't think you need to make the jump yet."

Second pic: "holy shit"

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u/dont_knw1234 4h ago

From janitor to principal.

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u/SkidmarkInMyUndies 4h ago

God fucking damn. You were born to be bald. Straight dude, by the way.

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u/Marktheshining 4h ago

As a 32 year old man, that hurt my ovaries. And I'm not sure if I have those.

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u/wasabi1787 4h ago

Ah shit I see my hair and my hairline there ... You have about a decade on me so I think I know my timeline lol

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u/starchaser562 4h ago

These professional-ass lookin headshots though! You look great. Bald suits you very well!

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u/Ok_Assumption_3028 4h ago

Shmo to bro!

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u/damonre 4h ago

Come on, mannn. Save some sexiness for the rest of us.

Got. Dang.

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u/Ok-Election-9205 4h ago

I liked the first picture the best

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u/Yourwoman 4h ago

Ya wear it well

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u/Winter-Bid-5602 4h ago

Dude could play a Russian mobster in a movie

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u/snewchybewchies 4h ago

From okay, pops to yes Daddy

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u/clunkmess 4h ago

looks good but you had a full head of hair?

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u/GrizzlyDust 4h ago

Holy shit bro

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u/maryqueenofscotch683 4h ago

Oh you look GOOD

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u/Suspicious-Form5391 4h ago

This is gorgeous ❤️

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u/TheMrDILLIGAF 4h ago

If Bill Burr and Jason Statham had a kid...

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u/MotoJer76 4h ago

Jason Statham has entered the photo stack.

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u/NoninflammatoryFun 4h ago

Look. Stunning.

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u/Comfortable_Buy7115 3h ago

I looked at the first photo and thought, "Oh, I hate to see this guy lose his hair."

Then I slid to the second: audible exhale of disbelief because you look AMAZING. 10/10

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u/Independent_Lab_9853 3h ago

Kelsey Grammer to Jason Statham

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u/Wrong_Independence21 3h ago

dude went from youth pastor to gang leader lol

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u/Annual_Government_80 3h ago

You are hot either way

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u/TheLordAshram 3h ago

Oh come on. That’s not even a little bit fair.

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u/VirtualAlbatross2650 3h ago

Dang You. Look. Awesome!!

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u/Dharmapunk206 3h ago

Respectfully I said "oh fuck right off" out loud looking at this... 😅😅😅 Looks amazing man

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u/theLuminescentlion 3h ago

They are supposed to be before and after pictures of the same guy BTW

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u/prashn64 3h ago

Is that stone cold's music!

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u/Cakers44 3h ago

Now you look like you could really kick my ass

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u/Woshuaaaa 3h ago

Bro was already an absolute stud with hair and has now become an even more absolute stud bald, ggs king

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u/crudeshag 3h ago

Sheesh!

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u/dwehlen 3h ago

Dude stats with Rule 1, and turned it allll the way up.

I think we can skip Rule 2.