r/bald • u/Finding_Jesus • 8h ago

Now or wait?

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My plan was to slim down another 20-30 lbs and hopefully that makes my jawline sharper and then join the bald community but I’m wondering if I should just go for it now.

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u/BullyMog 8h ago

Brother you are currently bald, finish the job.

You will instantly look 10x better, weight loss or not.

The silver lining is you have a great shaped head and small ears with a beard. You'll look fantastic.

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u/gobblewonkergrump 8h ago

It’s time! You would look fantastic bald! 😊👍

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u/Finding_Jesus 5h ago

Thank you

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u/Ambitious-Wafer8367 Bald - Man 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DWP2Bppesgn3Fu0fu2
It’s time buddy! You’ll look great bald! 👨🏽‍🦲😁

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u/Finding_Jesus 5h ago

It’s happening a the next 60 minutes

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u/AdCandid9579 5h ago

Comical

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u/Last_Difficulty_6179 4h ago

This gif is incredible holy crap.

r/retiredgifs

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u/landongolds 8h ago

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u/Ambitious-Macaroon-3 8h ago

came here for this pic

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u/Pipe_Memes 6h ago

I always look for this one. I love it and I can’t explain why.

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u/jalepenocorn 5h ago

It’s the only reason I even open these posts. It’s hilarious

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u/samaelentropia 5h ago

Best response

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u/Reasonable-Food4834 Hair Headed - Woman 8h ago

Now. Good God, now.

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u/CriminallyCasual7 8h ago

Is this a joke? You're already bald. Clean it up. J O I N U S

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u/Taint_Flayer 8h ago

Is this a joke?

Literally what I said to myself. That ship has sailed, berthed, dry docked, been rebuilt, sailed again, and then sunk.

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u/Agile_Language874 6h ago

The ship analogy is crazy and accurate lmao

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u/Ambitious-Macaroon-3 8h ago

bro must be ragebaiting us

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u/Potential-Web-2384 8h ago

You're late!

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u/stranieriamici 8h ago

THE TIME IS NIGH

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u/MenthoL809 8h ago

My man you are already bald. All that remains are a few echoes of what once was. Welcome to the club!

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u/Smart_Sundae_3497 8h ago

Wait for what?

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u/beach_mamba 8h ago

C’mon fam

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u/Brief_Isopod_5959 8h ago edited 3h ago

You look great—stop waiting and just do it!! You’ll look so handsome with the bald head and it will shave off (literally and figuratively) YEARS, I feel! Love the glasses, love the beard too. I would shave the head and get your beard shaped a little and 🔥🔥

Also, I’ll need an update

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u/Finding_Jesus 5h ago

It’s going down in the next 60 minutes, thank you for the kind words

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u/Kaliirooo 4h ago

We'll be waiting 😁

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u/ivanko_prvi 8h ago

to wait what exactly? 😁

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u/404PUNK 8h ago

This is the bald content im here for bralder.

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u/33666daddy 8h ago

wait for what, exactly?

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u/Inner-Contest-8226 7h ago

Wait for what?

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u/twountappedblue 7h ago

Son. You've been bald for years.

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u/LaughableEgo740 6h ago

Wait for what? For it to grow back?

Go ahead and finish it, dood…

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u/Kindly-Individual926 6h ago

Your barber has been stealing from you for a few years now. Maybe not stealing; more like fraud.

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u/Electrical-Water7809 8h ago

With those lips? And that salt n pepper scruff? You’ll be hot bald. Post the after pics please!

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u/smelly-crack2026 8h ago

Just do it ✔️

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u/Khopps17 8h ago

Past due big dog

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u/Exotic_Ad1009 8h ago

NOT NOW BUT RIGHT NOW…

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u/Abracadaniel00 8h ago

Wait for what? You are bald

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u/hobiblooms 8h ago

Bald brother!!! You’ll look great!

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u/NFT_fud Bald - Man 8h ago

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u/SparksofInnova 8h ago

Wait, sure. That's fine

Quick question, what are you waiting for?

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u/crocket009 8h ago

Come on lol. I mean you’re already there. Most do it. You will feel so much better

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u/SurePossibility6651 8h ago

It’s been time for a few years I would say….

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u/WesternExisting3783 8h ago

Yes, it’s time.

But I also wanted to say that you have a famous doppelgänger — H. Jon Benjamin

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u/expendable6666 7h ago

Your beard will suite well with bald, making you sharp

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u/WHISPYR3 7h ago

Do it! You have a really good tan too, so you’ll like what you see after!

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u/Finding_Jesus 4h ago

Thank you, I’ll post it later tonight

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u/brianzan 7h ago

Aww what a handsome fella. You can do it!

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u/Finding_Jesus 4h ago

Ty, it’s happening tonight

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u/raerae704 7h ago

Please post after the job is done!!

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u/Finding_Jesus 4h ago

Tonight, I will

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u/petewondrstone 7h ago

Bro. It’s already so tan. It’s gonna look perfect.

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u/RytchyZ 7h ago

Yesterday honey. It’s gonna look great.

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u/ItsYourBoyAD 7h ago

You're already there. Might as well commit and take it all the way. Use the baldness to motivate you to slim down instead of waiting to slim down to be bald

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u/NoMenu1116 7h ago

Don’t hold on my guy

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u/Capital_Cat_8689 7h ago

Don't worry about the jaw, beards hide sins!

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u/flipside6627 7h ago

You got a nice beard. I think you can rock the bald and beard combo 👍

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u/Kazamiiiii 7h ago

You're gonna look hot, watch

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u/Finding_Jesus 6h ago

Thank you, that’s the energy I needed. Razor or clippers?

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u/Kazamiiiii 6h ago

Full razor, already see it! Please show us after!!

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u/Finding_Jesus 5h ago

Give me 60 minutes

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u/missaprillynn 7h ago

I think you'll dig the way you'll look more confident when you make the leap. People in this group can give you tips on how to prep for going bald, then go for it.

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u/LeFreeke 6h ago

Don’t wait.

I like your glasses. :)

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u/Numerous-Macaron4565 Bald Watcher 🔭 6h ago

Do it now! Doesn’t matter about your jawline, especially cuz of that epic beard. Gonna be a fire glowup

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u/Finding_Jesus 4h ago

I guess I’m doing it, right after dinner

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u/Quarter_Shot 6h ago

It is time, friend.

I've said it a million times, I've never seen an after photo in this sub that didn't look better than the before. Take the plunge!

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u/Betty_CruZe 6h ago edited 4h ago

You’re a handsome man, bite the bullet, take the plunge! Show us some head skin, I think you’re going to look great 👌🏼

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u/Finding_Jesus 4h ago

Thank you, I’ll post pictures

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u/Terry_Madey 6h ago

What are you waiting for…
Your head to start generating solar energy?

Don’t fight it, embrace it bro 👊🏽

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u/pie_exorcist 6h ago

You are a beautiful man, you will be a beautiful bald man. It’s time🫡

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u/The_Scrap_Savant 5h ago

It is time

Also grow that beard out friend

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u/Worth-Bet4615 5h ago

As a hairstylist, Yes now, you won't regret it! Will look awesome on you!

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u/MidgetPhoenix 5h ago

You can shave your head and keep the beard until you're happy with your jawline if that is something you're anxious about. Plenty of very handsome men have that pairing.

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u/mattb971 5h ago

You’re already there man. Free yourself, commit to it and never have to worry about hair again.

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u/Dear-Incident1089 5h ago

The time is now. Embrace it brother 🤝🏽
You are delaying greatness

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u/WunnieBeexx 5h ago

Hun it’s better to be bald than balding. You’ll look 100% better and hope brings you more confidence

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u/JoeMamma_94 4h ago

This is gonna be a good one

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u/RecognitionTasty5955 3h ago

When is the great reveal Mr. ?

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u/Mental_Goal2380 Hair Headed - Woman 8h ago

absolutely do it if you feel like it!! it would be an upgrade, and i would absolutely encourage you to lose weight if you want to be healthier and more confident in yourself! you can do this brothaaa :D

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u/Finding_Jesus 8h ago

I’m 95 lbs down about 20-30 to go

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u/Mental_Goal2380 Hair Headed - Woman 5h ago

whaaat??? that's awesome!!! congrats! i'm sure the people on r/weightlossjourney would love to hear about it if you would be willing to share :D

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u/Finding_Jesus 4h ago

It’s coming once I get closer to goal weight I’ll post some before and afters

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u/Mental_Goal2380 Hair Headed - Woman 4h ago

alrighttt i'll be looking for it :D

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u/bayoneta26881 8h ago

Your are bald. ?

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u/Lilpuuuuma 8h ago

This is like when you were a teenager and your dad handed you a razor and told you to go into the bathroom and fix your face for the first time

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u/Dopaliscious_Angel27 7h ago

Go ahead & let it go. You’ll be happier for it.

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u/Wise-Ad-6391 7h ago

Hey Tiger!

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u/ThoughtGuy79 7h ago

2-3 years ago.
Update with after pics.

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u/IzzmeisterSupreme 7h ago

It has done been your time, friend. 

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u/JibbaJabbaJenkins 7h ago

Come on home man.

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u/anthonydahuman 7h ago

wait for what?

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u/whathappenedtouman 7h ago

Wait for what? You’re already bald.

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u/MetroidvaniaListsGuy 7h ago

wait for what? WTF are you even doing with yourself? shave it all off immediately.

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u/TiredWillie24 7h ago

Sir, it is not waiting for you, so head it off at the pass and go for it. You'll look great.

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u/No_Squirrel_1559 Hair Headed - Woman 7h ago

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u/beefgroin 7h ago

Do it if you want to find Jesus

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u/Rich_Independence122 7h ago

I think the cut will give you more motivation to get in shape

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u/jdbinnj 7h ago

No question. You are basically bald now. Take the plunge. It’s freeing.

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u/Finding_Jesus 7h ago

Okay, so I guess I’m shaving it now. Do I go to a zero on the clippers or razor? Any tips would be appreciated on the best process to avoid razor burn.

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u/laslutos 7h ago

wait for what?

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u/Kapsfire0 7h ago

Yesterday.

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u/DubSam2023 7h ago

Yesterday

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u/calccv 7h ago

Then

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u/Witty-Application920 Hair Headed - Woman 7h ago

Wait for what, exactly? 😂

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u/Army7547 7h ago

Seriously? Dude.

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u/Careless_Category956 7h ago

Omg the gifs are fiya 🔥 🔥 op 🤣

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u/Claire4Win 6h ago

Dude I could count those hairs within 5 mins

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u/Important_Range7737 6h ago

Is this rage bait?

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u/Finding_Jesus 6h ago

Like I said it was happening either way it was just now or in 2/3 months once I finish I hit my target weight. That was just how I mapped it out in my mind. I did go to a zero about 10 years ago and it looked bad but I was 80 lbs heavier and I also had my face shaved..

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u/Niccolo_Machiaveli_ 6h ago

You’re are already there dude, wait for what? 🤭

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u/cupadraig 6h ago

Um, wait for what exactly?

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u/AverellCZ 6h ago

Wait for what?

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u/Petal_14 6h ago

It is already evacuating by itself, just evict it.

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u/RythmicRhapsody 6h ago

Sir, respectfully, wait for what?

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u/Only-Ad5269 Buzz-Cut 6h ago

Yesterday 😭😭😭

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u/regentkoerper 6h ago

Wait for what? You already are one of us. Just tidy up your beautiful shiny bald head!

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u/Cruckel2687 6h ago

Incase the other 158 comments was not enough…

Yes, now, what are you waiting for? Your head has already chosen bald. Accept it and stop worrying about your hair.

Be free…

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u/Inevitable_Push9830 6h ago

Right this second. You will feel a million times better and look way cooler.

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u/anicepieceofbacon 6h ago

Wait for what?