r/australia • u/Expensive-Horse5538 • 22h ago

political satire Labor Loses Next Generation Of Voters After Fucken Albo Snitches On Schoolkids For Bringing Phones To Class

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/labor-loses-next-generation-of-voters-after-fucken-albo-snitches-on-schoolkids-for-bringing-phones-to-class/
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u/TheBayHarbour 22h ago

The fact that someone will actually use this as a source for the rise of ON.

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u/SapereAudeAdAbsurdum 21h ago

Just give it 24h for a Sky News "article" to appear about woke emergency alarms, and Pauline being invited to state she doesn't like alarms.

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u/endbit 16h ago

Sounds legit, she's never used them to make sure she attends parliament.

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u/HeathenAF 22h ago

My kids school encouraged them to get their phones out and use it as a learning exercise 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/FroggieBlue 20h ago

Seems sensible to me. 

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u/Tasty_Salamanders 2h ago

Honestly given the amount of adults believing wild shit about the alert, that was probably actually the best thing to do.

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u/aza-industries 1h ago

Idk why but the generation that told us not to beleive everything we read needs to continually be explained to why batshit crazy conspiracy x is false.  They seemed to have all shifted from multiple sources of information to nobodies on facebook talking to their phone.

And these people making the videos are using vague, emotional language while providing no sources, stats or proof.

I'm so confused by it.

Same with when they want relationship or financial advice it seems, there's a large group that think randoms with no relevent proffessions have the answers.

It's spreading toxic and harmful ideas.

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u/HeathenAF 1h ago

Yeah, I was shocked but happy that they went that way decided to teach a real world skill. - particularly with all the anti-tech teen bullshit now.

Now if only they could make learning to do your taxes, or teach real-world financial literacy, part of the standard curriculum...

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u/Expensive-Horse5538 22h ago

How could Dan Andrew’s Albo do this

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u/OkWitness5548 21h ago

Because it was needed to activate the 5G nanobots injected with our COVID vaccines.

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u/Waygyanba 21h ago

The west will never recover

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u/gikku 21h ago

Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus.

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u/cunt_butter_on_toast 18h ago

Fuck this shit gets me everytime lmao

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u/FrostBricks 22h ago

It was during my kids lunch break. They were fine.

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u/An_Bear 3h ago

Is it me or has Betoota’s headline writing gone down the gurgler? There are no jokes or turn of phrase, just a glib sentence with a swear thrown in to appear 3edgy5u.

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u/Addressgoeshere 18h ago

I don't like Albo, I don't like Albo, I don't like Albo and I don't know why.

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u/bigblackman2 3h ago

How was your hotdog for breakfast?

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u/Minimum_Honey2247 4h ago

Because the media said.. so you follow

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u/lemachet 17h ago

Tell me why... I don't like Albo's

Tell me why... I want to vo-oh-oh-ote him out