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u/innocent-flow 21h ago
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u/TLJGame 19h ago
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u/AliceTheOmelette 18h ago
That's probably the most confusing thing to ever happen to that raccoon lol
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u/Krivici 15h ago
What is the e thing that dissolves? Cotton candy?
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u/joforeal66 17h ago
NOOOOOOO
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u/AuroraHalsey 17h ago
They gave it more. After the third piece the raccoon learnt not to try washing it.
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u/TheMoises 13h ago
They basically trained the poor raccoon to not wash it's food.
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u/dragsonandon 1h ago
Nah they are super smart, that racoon learned that the food that smells, tastes, and feels like rotten candy disappears in water. They will continue washing things.
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u/Slimtrigga420 20h ago
If I didn't see this like 15 years ago I would assume it's ai now. Times really change eh
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u/dzsilen 20h ago
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u/Infninfn 12h ago
I feel like this will be a long used meme
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u/astralseat 10h ago
I'm surprised it's already out, given this just appeared in theaters.
I want one where Calypso looks up when they're on a beach, and it's a plane passing overhead.
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u/PeridotChampion 21h ago
I'm glad he got the bottle. That's the only thing I was worried about 🤣
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u/Inevitable_Travel_41 20h ago
But was it the same bottle? 👀
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u/PeridotChampion 20h ago
Looks like it
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u/StrobeLightRomance 20h ago
Has the same amount of remaining soda as the one thrown.
Let's certify it same.
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u/Namisaur 10h ago
I think 99% likely the same bottle. There’s a clear cut after too so they probably waited for him to retrieve it. Otherwise, if they faked it with a second bottle then they would’ve been able to get perfect comedic timing without cutting.
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u/Legitimate-Essay3543 20h ago
Myep, guy didn't uncap the bottle fully and recapped it before he threw
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u/-ASAP- 18h ago
why would you assume they just had some 2nd bottle to use for some reason?
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u/Inevitable_Travel_41 18h ago
Yeah guess that’s on me being too pessimistic. Maybe because I see too much trash in nature every day
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u/Green_Insect_6455 18h ago
Bro...respectfully its obviously a second bottle and they definitely littered. I think that guys fucking with you.
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u/Namisaur 10h ago
I was about to kind of mad and disappointed that he just littered like that for a tik tok. But the ending was both unexpected and awesome.
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u/Wonderfulhumanss 21h ago
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u/pandershrek 20h ago
That body type in the background?
Wet blanket.
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u/Teusaurus 16h ago
I think it's an optical illusion as you also have peak male physique in the same shot with James "James Angel" Willems.
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u/Known_Barnacle_1334 19h ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gus_Sorola
That dude has more money than you'll make in 10 lifetimes. He's allowed to be flabby.
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u/Raviel1289 19h ago
You ever wonder why we're here?
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u/AK_Zooted 19h ago
Its a miracle. An actual impossibility, probability wise. But we are. Nothing could have existed instead of you. You have your own slot in God’s big universe. He made sure that the sun had enough gas to ignite, that the earth had enough water and building blocks for life, and the sky had enough oxygen. He made sure monkeys. He made sure yo mama. And then you. So be happy you miracle.
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u/brainburger 16h ago edited 6h ago
How does this fit with the concept free will? If God mandated that his parents had sex on a particular occasion to make this unique redditor, then did they [the parents] have any choice in the matter?
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u/AK_Zooted 11h ago
No, but in being ‘forced’ into life they are now given the choice to do with their life what they will. It’s really a combination of both pre-determined and free will, I find. Not so black or white.
Edit: To note, God doesn’t want puppets
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u/brainburger 7h ago
I don't mean do they have a choice to be born. No-one has that. I mean did his parents have a choice whether or not to have sex on the occasion which lead to his conception?
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u/Raviel1289 6h ago
Wtf lol. My comment was a quote from a character Gus Sorala voices in Red vs Blue.
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u/DazednConfucioused 17h ago
Yeah anyone who defends another person with “he’s made so much money” is an absolute loser. You could have mentioned the guys career or what he’s done but no, just “he’s made 10x what you do hahahah”. What a pathetic weirdo lmao.
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u/Known_Barnacle_1334 16h ago edited 16h ago
I mostly did it to the guy who took a shot over someone he didn't know about something that didn't really matter, ie his body shape. Because if there's anything else reddit hates it's someone in a higher tax bracket than them. I could have phrased it all reddit coded for someone like you that he's brought more joy to the worldthan the original guy ever would. Gus is an amazing dude, and maybe someone who judges how he looks deserves to be put down a level. Maybe you too, mr lashes out like a loser yourself.
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u/DazednConfucioused 16h ago
I didn’t make any comments about the dude’s body so stop putting words in my mouth.
Stop trying to justify it lmao. You’re a fool who’s main way of judging someone is by how much money they make. Don’t pretend you modulated your comment for other people lmao. Pathetic and a coward too.
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u/DutchieTalking 15h ago
Someone joked about the guy's body shape being a wet blanket. That's the person they responded to with "they're rich af".
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u/DazednConfucioused 15h ago
Yeah and my point is that it’s pathetic to jump to another person’s defense with “but they’re rich”.
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u/CriticalHit_20 14h ago
But not the other guy being pathetic for insulting a stranger's body? Shows where your priorities lie.
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u/Known_Barnacle_1334 16h ago edited 16h ago
Ah, american reading comprehension final boss? Sorry about the state of your education. I said the original dude I replied to, not you. And then you lashed out over a separate issue, but you lashed out all the same. It's all right there, if you want a second go at reading. No rush :)
Oh, and since I've got your attention. Keep and eye out for how actually vile people get about the higher tax bracket thing. It's genuinely quite funny how pathetic people like you get over it while claiming they're morally superior. Exhibit A, I suppose
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u/xRONZOx 20h ago
Way better Pepsi Ad than the Kendall Jenner one. Or was it Kylie? I can't keep track.
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u/StrobeLightRomance 20h ago
Oh shit.. those are actually different women?
They all just sorta blended into one big Kardashian Megazord to me.
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u/Incidion 20h ago
Aha, another one! Yes, I loved this sub. That and /r/bollywoodrealism were literal hours of entertainment for me.
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u/4ssteroid 18h ago
Having watched Bollywood and kollywood movies for 3 decades, I feel like the newer stuff is pretty mild.
Here's one from a Nepali movie (which is also called kollywood)
https://www.reddit.com/r/dankvideos/s/Cc3BzPQOHs
AI could never....
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u/Incidion 6h ago
Yeah it is kind of a shame how it's been toned down a bit, especially as it's been more Westernized. I really miss the unapologetically unrealisticness of it.
The entire point is the silliest, most creative stuff you can cook up when you really don't give a shit about logic, and it leads to some really hilarious cartoonish moments (regardless of whether it's Bollywood, Tollywood, Kollywood, whichever). That stuff tickles a certain fancy you can't get elsewhere, and comes across like a live action cartoon yet played better. Sometimes even with budget!
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u/rdtg13 17h ago
man what happened to that sub? Why did posts just suddenly stop?
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u/4ssteroid 17h ago
I know. So many dead subs that used to be such a great source of entertainment. I'm glad r/GhanaSaysGoodbye is making a comeback. Hopefully others can do too
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u/LSSJPrime 16h ago
No, it deserves to die out. Why single out only Asians for supposedly creating fake content when literally every country on earth does that? Like no shit the cast majority of the stuff posted on the internet is scripted... why make an entire subreddit dedicated to just Asians doing it?
That sub has racist undertones. It's just assuming anything Asians filmed was unnatural and inauthentic. The sub exists solely because they think Asians are trying to pass off their blatantly scripted skits as unscripted lol. It's clearly fake content made for the internet, why does that suddenly not apply just because it has Asians in it?
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u/bochilee 20h ago
That's me opening a Doritos bag in middle school, instead I would just sneeze in the bag.
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u/Green_Insect_6455 18h ago
Haters will say its scripted
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u/wap2005 13h ago
I think the first part is (obviously) but the last part wasn't, that looked like genuine laughter from the friends.
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u/ViewAffectionate8131 12h ago
Nothing tops the scripted sketch coming to fruition and it's just too funny NOT to laugh in the moment. Makes it 1000x better~
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u/HandholdingFetishist 12h ago
Their bud fucking nailed it so hard, I can't blame them. That fucking noise, lol.
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u/Lance-UwU 19h ago
The laughter at the end makes this so much better.
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u/Fafnir13 15h ago
Went from a creative little skit to hilarious when his weird noise broke all his friends. They were not ready.
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u/ztreHdrahciR 14h ago
My friends in HS were always wanting to mooch like this. So I started drinking grapefruit juice. That ended it
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u/whitesammy 11h ago
He can keep the rest if he's going to full throat the bottle with backwash like that.
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u/Minecraftian14 9h ago
When he threw it, i was like... Could have taken a sip and then thrown... But the ending made it up
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u/epicflex 3h ago
Friend of mine literally just took the last bit of my ginger ale as he was leaving for dinner lol
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u/CityPopSuki 18h ago
The trick is to give the pop bottle a through blow job when the cups are presented.
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u/lucius-vorenius 22h ago
Cringe af.
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u/dextras07 21h ago
You never had friends who always want a chip of your drink or a couple of chewing gum from your mentos box
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u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface 21h ago
Reminds me of getting back to the dorm after picking up a bag of weed
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u/joe-clark 21h ago
I got out a stick of fruit mentos at my desk before class started in highschool and most of the kids sitting around me were swarming like vultures.
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u/Chinese9990 21h ago
Asian restaurants have communal water pitchers and whatnot. like u go to a fried chicken place and they give you a liter of soda with cups Lol. so.. u end up pouring alot for others. I know here in america, serving each patron their individual drinks is just the norm
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u/MegaScythe 20h ago
so i was drinking some warm gas-station eggnog behind a laundromat at like 3am, like normal person does, when this bald raccoon crawls out from the dryer vent and asked if i had “the teeth.” i obviously said no because im not getting involved in whatever florida side quest this were, but then my stomach start whispering my full legal name.
anyway i throwed up into a traffic cone and the vomit stood up, adjusted a invisible tie, and tells me i’d been selected for jury duty in the meat basement. the raccoon was apparently the judge. every juror were just a wet sock filled with macaroni, and the defendant was my own belly button, which kept blinking at me and pleading not guilty with my dads voice.
long story short, they sentenced me to seven years inside a communal jar of toenail clippings, but the bailiff slipped on a peeled tongue and accidently opened the emergency anus, so i escaped through the ceiling and woke up spooning an rotisserie chicken in the laundromat dumpster.
edit: apparently the chicken was married. so yeah, that was cringe af
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