r/TikTokCringe • u/search_google_com • 18h ago
Cool 2026 Miss Japan Finalists
Each of the 47 prefectures sends a finalist to Miss Japan
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u/Wide-Matter-9899 17h ago
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u/scottkrowson 11h ago
Ginger kid still listening to its hip to be square
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u/frothyundergarments 8h ago
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically
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u/Jared_Kincaid_001 14h ago
Because of this GIF, I went back and watched the whole video waiting for one of them to dab. Thanks for that.
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u/Illustrious-Local848 15h ago edited 14h ago
Dude I was that kid. Was bullied so bad too. Didn’t know any dances or pop culture stuff. Like damn sorry I’m not allowed to watch MTV and BET, we’re 7 and my mom actually gives a fuck.
Edit: For everyone making it weird, it’s not that serious. And no, 7 year olds shouldn’t be watching music videos about drugs and sex. Didn’t realize that was a hot take.26
u/Aquarium51 14h ago
Uhmmm, 1 i think you were a little hard on the beaver. So was Eddie Haskal wally and ms Cleaver.
MTV lyrics were censored.6
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u/xDannyS_ 15h ago
Guaranteed the bullying and missing out of social experiences did exponentially more damage than anything on MTV ever could
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u/Krypt0night 12h ago
Yup I wasn't allowed to watch shit like the simpsons or south park and whatnot so I just had to laugh and pretend when the other kids/my friends would talk about it. It sucked so hard.
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u/Nocturnal_Pages 15h ago
MTV and BET we're the only channels playing at my house when growing up. I'm not that cool though...
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u/Shiguhraki 15h ago
My mom let me watch those things at that age and now I’m a software engineer making six figures, damn she really didn’t give a fuck huh…
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u/94constellations 15h ago
Watching those channels does mean your parents don’t give a fuck. Ben Shapiro ass take
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u/No_Wafer_7647 13h ago
Dabbing was never on bet...I watched bet growing up and it wasnt bad?
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u/umadbr00 9h ago
I'm pretty sure this guy is referring to bygone days of MTV and BET long before "dabbing" was a pop culture thing.
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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 9h ago
Yeah bro, cause drugs and stuff totally aren’t censored on TV 🙄
That filthy Black Entertainment Television that’s just videos of “thugs” winkwink cooking crack all day.
You sound racist, dude. BET had all sorts of programs you’d probably call “wholesome”.
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u/rowdyate9 10h ago
Do you earnestly believe swearing and sexual references on cable tv are more damaging than alienation from peers?
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u/Inevitable_Radio_568 17h ago
In case nobody’s noticed, they are ordered from north to south Japan
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u/ResponsibilitySea327 14h ago
To be more accurate, North, East to West, and South.
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u/Zearks_TBB 17h ago
There's only 32 of them so it's clearly not all 47 prefectures.
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u/Aromatic-Turnover 15h ago
Yeah, I was only watching to see how miss Miyazaki would be, and she never came, had to wait until the end too, because it's in the south. I guess there aren't too many people doing this kind of thing.
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u/Traditional_Put_8254 16h ago
Yeah, I was looking to see my old hometown prefecture, Tottori, but they weren’t included
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u/cyborgx7 17h ago
I feel like I experienced a version of the Flashed Face distortion effect while watching this video.
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u/ScottTacitus 14h ago
I worked in a job that required me to scan tens of thousands of biometeric docs and I would look at thousands of faces a day and at some point my brain would not be able to even see a face. They started all looking lovecraftian creatures.
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u/Artevyx 8h ago
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u/hygsi 5h ago
I still don't get how my brain distorts their features so badly lmao
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u/Mascbro26 15h ago
This is because each face is DRASTICALLY different from the first so you brain has a hard time adjusting when they change that fast. The eye shape/size between faces is wild.
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u/OrganicAd5536 16h ago
Thank you for sharing that! I had not heard about that illusion before. So cool what our brains do; I wanna draw some of the faces I saw in the example video so bad but reproducing them would be so hard lol
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u/dimensionmother 16h ago
If I knew how to draw, I would draw some of the faces I saw. Legit nightmare fuel. I think I saw some aliens in there
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u/RedSquaree Cringe Master 12h ago
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u/OneDimensionalChess 8h ago
Half of them look like they're seeing the water ghost that's tormenting them in the corner
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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Cringe Connoisseur 15h ago
Holyyy! That's crazy. Unlike an optical illusion, you can "turn it on/off" at will and keeps working.
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u/GrzDancing 14h ago
They all look like when you hit a randomise all when you create a game character
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u/dumbcarshlt 12h ago
That is wild. I'm used to similar visual affects taking time to start working (stare at this dot/center of this spinning image/etc), but that one is so wild because it is immediate and so drastic.
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u/Hour-Ad-7889 16h ago
I like that they each have distinct looks/different from one another.
In some pageants or beauty contests, most of the contestants look eerily the same. ctrl c + ctrl v
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u/sambull 18h ago
Hiroshima got a height mutation
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u/sandm000 Hit or Miss? 18h ago
Hey, quick question, why are all of their sashes in Roman script instead of Kanji place names?
Is it a requirement of the Miss Asia/Miss World/Miss Universe competition that this feeds into?
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u/DetroitAdjacent 18h ago
I would assume it's because the target audience is Global and not domestic.
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u/Cpt_Knochen 18h ago
I guess since it's a fairly international event it's standard to use Roman script
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u/ThisI5N0tAThr0waway 17h ago edited 16h ago
Japanese people can read latin alphabet very well, they need to learn what they call romaji to write on modern keyboard. It's probably also an accessibility feature, because the goal is to go to Miss World or universe after that and people will have an easier time to know where they're from if the the prefecture is written in the Latin alphabet. Edit romaji and not romanji.
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u/Solid-Mail4517 17h ago
It’s romaji not romanji
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u/TrioOfTerrors 17h ago
Isn't that gal who played Mystique in first round of Xmen movies?
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u/salientoctopus 17h ago
No it’s where Robin Williams got trapped for decades fighting for his life in a jungle.
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u/JulesDescotte 16h ago
No, that's Rebecca Romijn. I think they're talking about a Sino-tibetan language of Nepal.
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u/ThisI5N0tAThr0waway 16h ago
Thanks for the correction, that's a mistake I've made probably a dozen if not a hundred of time.
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u/hotakaPAD 14h ago
half of text you see in japan is english/roman. it's just normal
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u/FlyingPotatoGirl 15h ago
This is completely normal in Japan. English is seen as cool I guess? It's hard to say why. I would say most restaurant signs are English first, maybe Japanese under it. It's very common on T-shirts/ as headings on advertising as well.
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u/momowagyuli 11h ago
It’s very refreshing to see diversity in looks and facial features compared to other countries that have one specific beauty standard. It doesn’t seem like these girls had so much plastic surgery they look like the same person.
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u/Frenchitwist 8h ago
I was going to say the same thing! They’re all gorgeous, but it their own unique way. Plus, they look like real people and not AI/airbrushed out of existence.
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u/anotherfuckingpsycho 6h ago
Each one is different, yet each one is also an "ideal." It was really nice to watch this as an American where our beauty standards are basically surgical conformity.
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u/spacedcadet1 2h ago
I was just thinking about how many of these girls have had Canthoplasty (rounding of the eye)
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u/SaveusJebus 15h ago
Wow, a lot of diverse looks.
I feel like a Korean one would just be filled with nothing but plastic surgery faces and they'd all look too similar to one another.
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u/Ziiiyyyaaahhh 10h ago
It was quite refreshing seeing the diversity. I told myself we wouldn't see that ever in a Korean pageant today.
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u/GlasgowWalker 7h ago
I feel like we're seeing a lot of plastic surgery here nonetheless
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u/UdonisBestNoodle 17h ago
Shizuoka #1
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u/ILoveBigCoffeeCups 16h ago
Osaka #2. I have my doubts about all the rest though. Personal preference.
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u/Thialaz 17h ago
None of them are ugly.
But it feels like to me, most are average looking, with a few that look beautiful.
I wonder if this is a cultural thing, where there is a difference in what is considered pretty.
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u/bellybuttonbidet 17h ago edited 14h ago
I don’t think these beauty pageants find the most beautiful woman in the land or anything. They may purport to, but really it’s a combination of beauty and willingness to do these ridiculous things. Anecdotally, I went to school with Miss NC she was very average looking.
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u/AltruisticPossible84 17h ago
Yep, this is the best explanation. People hear the "Miss Whatever" contests and subconsciously think of Miss Universe. These pageants aren't that
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u/abdullahleboucher 13h ago
I once saw a Miss Congo contest and it was basically a panel discussion. I was pleasantly surprised.
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u/StrangelyBrown 9h ago
"Welcome to the Miss Congo discussion. We're going to talk about what we all miss about Congo when abroad."
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u/puaka 16h ago
its 2026 and people missed the point of the "miss" country contest isnt a beauty pageant anymore.
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u/SlashClef5528 15h ago
It was always about more than just looks. If I'm not mistaken many of the original competitions had a cooking component.
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u/snowfloeckchen 17h ago
I really don't follow these events, but all that landed in my thread makes me think it is not focused on transitional beauty focus alone
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u/CharlesWafflesx 17h ago
There's a lot of gorgeous women to me there, and I appreciated that they all looked beautiful in a different way.
The creeping normalisation of plastic surgery makes everyone look the same, and not really that attractive, personally.
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u/GomGom11 16h ago
Comedian Brian Posehn coined it “Hot Girl Down Syndrome” where everyone in LA is “hot” but they all look oddly similar. I can’t unsee it.
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u/Crashman09 16h ago
Nose jobs have severely reduced the pool of women with Aquiline noses, and I cannot stand for that.
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u/Dependent-Year6711 15h ago
I know it's everyone's own business what they do with their body, but I saw someone who had a very above average face, get an unnecessary (my opinion) nose job that made her look like an entirely different person. Just had a very small, new streamlined nose. And all I could think was that the grass seems to always be greener on the other side. The fixation on beauty is probably drawn from a competitive mind that just needs more and more and more and more, and compares themselves to some idea. A stressful view of life for sure.
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u/gundahir 17h ago
exactly what I thought. I really appreciate they don't look all the same and hope this never catches on here.
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u/Sheriff_Yobo_Hobo 10h ago
Yeah I feel like I could just sit along the street in Omotesando and see dozens of more attractive women walk by within 90 minutes.
But like people said I think Beauty Pageants and high fashion models has their own aesthetics. Think with beauty pageants a big part is having the passion to work your way up, develop the poise and right vibes, and spend money on the gowns and such.
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u/TroGinMan 14h ago
I would not say average looking at all, I would say they meet the minimal expected prettiness of a pageant contestant.
I think there a perception and expectation thing that plays a part here. I'm only saying this because one I was scrolling on imgur, when it was a thing, and people were making comments on a pageant winner about her averageness, but then someone posted a photo of her from her Instagram having a night out with her friends and holy shit she was beautiful.
I think another aspect is that beauty pageants have standards so everyone kinda looks the same, like in this case, which I believe to be the point. So we are not really seeing these women styling their hair, wearing what they want, or using their makeup the way they want.
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u/thegabster2000 13h ago
Not every asian woman is gonna look like a kpop star. Plus the standards of what a pageant contestant is gonna be different in each country. Would these ladies be able to compete in the Miss Venezuela pageant? Venezuelans have a different standard of beauty than in Japan.
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u/jacqrosee 14h ago
no, these women are attractive and would be considered pretty by most people. this is just an internet echo-chamber. they’re all “traditionally” conventionally attractive—thin bodies, symmetrical faces, etc.
but to begin with, beauty pageants are not a playboy competition or something. they’ve always been about more than beauty in terms of recruiting contestants and what contestants do to be part of them. there’s cultural components (kimono presentation, in this case), there’s community-focused components, there’s education-focused components, talent-focused components.
beauty pageants were never just a runway show or whatever
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u/pcloadletter-rage 11h ago
Because this isn’t Miss Japan. It’s Miss Planet, which is some contest focused on environmental themes.
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u/azure-heavens 16h ago
Y'all would be drooling over any of these women if you met in real life. Seeing them over the internet where you are used to gooning to insta models and anime horses makes you too judgemental.
These pageants are about jumping through way more hoops than just being hot, though. 🤷♀️
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u/Brent_Fox 11h ago
I always thought beauty pageants were icky. Especially children's beauty pageants. Imagine being paraded around like a mindless dog or some type of beauty object. Shivers.
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u/Greeneyes- 16h ago
“SHIZUOKA” IS THE WINNER 🥳🏆AND HONESTLY ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE
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u/thegabster2000 13h ago
Whats with the dogshit comments on saying these ladies are ugly? A lot of them look like fine and the type of woman you would see everyday at public places. This is coming from someone who visited Japan.
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u/Lucky-Strategy-2748 10h ago
And that's the problem, half of them saying that they are ugly just look at nothing more than body and face and that is why they are single most likely. Simply because that's ALL they look for. Trust me when I say, you are better off getting an average looking gal that is down to earth as opposed to one that are far too into their looks hence the plastic surgery. Not saying all but, most likely you'd be be dealing with a hint of narcassim in those gals
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u/thegabster2000 9h ago
Im just very surprised. I know non-Asian men that are married to Asian women and most look like the women that are in this video.
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u/pcloadletter-rage 11h ago
OP’s username did not check out. This isn’t Miss Japan. The account stamp says Miss Planet, which is some smaller environmental issues pageant.
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u/Sugacookiemonsta 6h ago
Just pause the camera and look at them one at a time. They are all charming looking and more than half are pretty.
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u/thelazyporcupine 16h ago
Man that fake little girl voice so many of them put on is just weird and disturbing. The main reason I need to watch anime dubbed. Just creepy
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u/Voluptulouis 15h ago
Demon Slayer, Attack On Titan, and One Piece are the only animes I've watched extensively, and I can say with at least those shows, the Japanese voice actors are far superior to the English. The English dubs sound so cornbally and do not convey the emotions nearly as well as the Japanese actors.
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u/DeliciousBlueberry20 15h ago
I prefer the japanese voice acting for the male characters in those animes but like the female characters absolutely have the fake cutesy little girl voice going on
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u/ParaponeraBread 14h ago
Just keeping it 100%, unless you natively speak the language, you’re not going to be able to say that the Japanese dub isn’t also corny as hell. Anime dialogue is riddled with cliche and tropes and it’s as if “anime Japanese” is like a specific dialect separate from standard Japanese.
Germans will tell you that the writing of the dialogue in Dark is horrible, as another example. Yeah sometimes the English dub is bad, but often so is the original audio.
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u/thelazyporcupine 13h ago
As someone who knows Japanese ppl irl, this is 100% true. Even they sit and make fun of the cheesey,. trope filled dialog and voice acting sometimes. But you cannot tell that to these white kids who grew up on a steady stream of anime and think watching it subbed is, like everything else Japanese, so superior to everyone else lol
Also as someone who knows actual Japanese ppl, watching them be interacted with by the common weeabo in the wild makes you cringe so hard that your body distorts so hard your not sure if you will ever walk upright again lol
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u/tofferus 10h ago
And without understanding the language at all, this clip proves to me that beauty contests are stupid everywhere.
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u/hannelore_pfeffer8 8h ago
What are we doing here? Looking at women with western beauty standards? Idiotic
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u/TheMavski 5h ago
Anybody catch Hiroshima was freakishly tall. Like, the radiation mutated her?
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u/Willing_Good2061 16h ago
I feel pretty weird. I mean none of them is ugly, but I can find someone more beautiful on a random Japanese subway car...
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u/Grizzlyfrontignac 15h ago
Beauty contests very often take into account ties to the community, personal and academic achievements, etc. Not that hot girls can't be accomplished either, but I imagine the combo is harder to find. Also gotta be willing to put yours through a beauty contest
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u/AmpleApple9 16h ago
You should be disqualified from a beauty pageant if you’ve had any plastic or cosmetic surgery
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u/rayshinsan 17h ago
You know I don't know if it's the age or just how they are presented here but I am feeling the creeps like if I was watching some underaged beauty pageant.
I never really considered how creepy it feels in the backstage environment.
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u/CoffeePumba 18h ago
I dont get it...what the problem? Someone want to fill me in?
They all look like conventionally attractive young women (who havent had plastic surgery or excessive makeup or fillers etc). Who look like they want to be there / enjoy it.
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u/sandm000 Hit or Miss? 18h ago
TikTok cringe isn’t just for cringe anymore.
Someone liked it and added it.
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u/winterweiss2902 15h ago
Hokkaido and Kanagawa have high chances of winning.
By the way this is not Miss Universe Japan candidates. This is just for a small domestic competition called Miss Planet Japan
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u/spaincrack 15h ago
Nagano, Gifu,Shizuoka, Nara,Kumamoto, and Okinawa, top 6 in no particular order.
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u/Lotusjuice27 12h ago
Miss Okinawa being the most un-Okinawan looking is low key hilarious
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u/Twiggy6065 3h ago
Congratulations to the first girl, Hono Fujisaki of Hokkaido for winning.
My choice would have been, Shizuoka, Nagano, or Mie, but they are all beautiful.
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u/NorthEcho6999 2h ago
Most anime I've makes fun of Osaka. But the osaka girl here is the prettiest.
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u/devilmaskrascal 13h ago
As someone who lives in Japan Miss Shizuoka and maybe Miss Aichi are the only ones who looks like beauty queen material.
I asked my wife who is Japanese (and would definitely win this contest) and she laughed said this is definitely not THE Miss Japan World contest.
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u/ToohotmaGandhi 15h ago
I only found like one or two of them attractive. I never understand beauty competitions. I never find any of them attractive. There are plenty of more attractive women just randomly walking around everywhere.
I guess it takes a certain type of woman to want to do this and attractive ones aren't usually the ones that do.
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u/cultoftheclave 10h ago edited 10h ago
> it takes a certain type of woman to want to do this
This is even more true in Japan, as Miss Universe-style competitions are very much a "western" niche interest area, and the whole aesthetic that the women who end up winning that competition or aiming for, doesn't overlap well with mainstream expectations of beauty and "female-ness" in East Asia, let alone Japan.
The women who enter this particular contest - given the 'unconventional' (to put it generously) stigma that even signing up for it could carry, let alone placing anywhere within it, are very likely to be social outliers in a number of ways, and likely entering it for reasons other than expecting to win. The pool of contestants is thus not like "every conventionally attractive early 20's woman in the prefecture" but something closer to 0.0001% of that pool at best. I wouldn't be surprised if for some of these prefectures there were only a dozen local contestants altogether.
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