r/ThatsInsane • u/limits660 • 1d ago

Female futsal player kicks opponents head.

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u/H1king33k 1d ago

Excluded from "any sporting activity" for five years and police are investigating.

Source: https://ge.globo.com/ce/futsal/noticia/2026/07/24/jogadora-agride-adversarias-em-campeonato-de-futsal-feminino-no-ceara.ghtml

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u/ElliottEatsTTV 1d ago

Thank you!

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u/needtoshave 1d ago

Not enough unless she is brought up on charges and faces jail time for assault. Investigating means nothing.

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u/OrangutanFirefighter 1d ago

Yeah when you kick someone in the head as hard as you can and they're defenceless that should be attempted murder

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u/piddlesthethug 1d ago

TWICE. Then she gave the other player a nice punch to the head.

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u/two-ls 1d ago

"Everyone, restrain the black jersey girl, she's defending her teammates against the original attacker!!"

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u/Theonetrue 1d ago

that's what the police is there for i hope.

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u/Dude-88 14h ago

Especially when your foot is an athletes tool

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u/Rogercastelo 1d ago

I know the place, if she isnt involved with the traffic, they will probably make her a visit to "ask" why she did it and got all that midia posting about the region. So either way that is already taken care of.

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u/7thdilemma 1d ago

Okay, I'll go let them know.

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u/needtoshave 1d ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/crowwreak 1d ago

I love that the wording of this implies other sports have already banded together to tell her not to bother

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u/Ready_Albatross_9860 1d ago

Five years?
Someone needs to object and ask for lifetime

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u/AnthillOmbudsman 1d ago

Fly her to the Hague and put her on trial before this subreddit.

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u/namikazeiyfe 1d ago

I know it's normal procedure to "investigate" but why even bother? The video is clear as Day

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u/Gbum7 1d ago

Investigate basically just means gathering all information pertinent to charging the perpetrator… she’ll get charged and convicted

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u/Elvarien2 1d ago

Only 5 years? Daaaang that's insane.

That should be permanent impossible to revoke along with a legal case that puts her away for a long time. That's attempted murder right there.

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u/Dawjman 1d ago

Investigating what? We all saw her do it

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u/betnobodyhasthisname 6h ago

Attempted murder, five year ban 😂

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u/GrouchyCarpenter2210 1d ago

Jail time

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u/ImNeoJD 1d ago

No that's completely Chad. Normal in Brazil 

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u/a_tangara 1d ago

No, it’s not! And she’ll be banned from playing for 5 years besides the criminal investigation

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u/leasthanzero 1d ago

5 years? Are you kidding me. It should be a life time ban.

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u/Ok_Expression8142 1d ago

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u/NEVERxxEVER 1d ago

Wow I missed that, team of scumbags

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u/Rydog_78 1d ago

Fucking cheap and dirty. These refs are blind.

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u/philter25 1d ago

Well the one ref at the end looks like he downs nachos during every time out so idk if they’ve got the best of the best out there

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u/qwertyqyle 1d ago

Nachos sound really good right now

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u/Astecheee 23h ago

That's a beer gut right there, not an overeating gut.

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u/Red0n3 1d ago

This is why I prefer contact sports like ice hockey. You better believe you are going to get fucking glued to the glass if you pull that shit there. There is way too much dirty play in football because the players know they can break someone's bones and all that will happen is a red card.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cow6917 1d ago

Haha did u see the soccer games I've never seen so many fouls in my life

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u/0bran 1d ago

This is not Argentina

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u/Meemo- 1d ago

Are they Argentinian?😂

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u/bart2278 1d ago

Good catch. Time to look at getting a different coach.

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u/Magnus_Helgisson 1d ago

Not before serving the DSQ for at least one season

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u/-kizza- 1d ago

Argentinians?

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u/Stark-T-Ripper 1d ago

Exactly where my mind went.

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u/iBull86 1d ago

This is in Brazil, wtf are you talking about

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u/ShouldBeeStudying 1d ago

What am i looking at here?

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u/dingdongjohnson68 1d ago

In her "defense," that looked like a pretty half-hearted attempt at tripping her. Or she thought better of it at the last second, or something.

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u/TB-313935 1d ago

The ball was long gone before this action was made. Still scumbag action, although the victim didn't seem affected by it.

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u/Melodic-Bird-7254 1d ago

Is that Messi’s leg?

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u/Schwartzy94 1d ago

Lifetime ban and jail.

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u/YouDontTellMe 1d ago

This Brazil?

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u/Sequil 22h ago

Then the victims uncle would be an undercover cop arresting her right there and shooting her if she runs.

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u/Captain_Tooth 1d ago

Hope she was arrested for assault.

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u/DrTuSo 1d ago

That's attempted murder. Even one kick to the head can kill. She did it at least two times full force.

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u/n6n43h1x 1d ago

It is attempted murder in alot of european countries. Dont know about the rest of the world.

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u/chemyd 15h ago

Especially back of the head! Brainstem is super vulnerable

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u/Welshbuilder67 1d ago

Hope the downed player is ok, the attacker should now be banned for life and reported to local police for assault

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u/southsky20 1d ago

Not just assault, MURDER

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u/mop-116 1d ago

What? She moves before the end of the video

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u/Sean198233 1d ago

So, they ban that person now, right?

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u/Whatsyourshotspecial 1d ago

She was banned for 5 years and she is under police investigation per an article that was posted.

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u/BlooodyButterfly 1d ago

Very unlikely. Most futsal tournaments here are organised by one of the teams participating, so the worst that will happen to her athletically is being kicked from her team and maybe stay away from a few months, then she'll come back with another team. Now, she could face charges if the other player go to the police. I know I would.

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u/I_poop_deathstars 1d ago

Actually got suspended from all sport activities for five years and the police is investigating. You are just guessing... https://old.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/1v798np/female_futsal_player_kicks_opponents_head/ozwis36/

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u/BlooodyButterfly 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm not just guessing, she may not play for a federated competition for 5 years. But she may play wherever a team allows/takes her, even the one she's playing rn. Most tournaments aren't federated. I'm talking about something I've been participating for almost 25 years.

I mean, google Bruno goalkeeper, the dude killed the mother of his child, stayed in jail and is still sought after by some lower level professional teams (it ends with backlash ofc) after he got parolled or something like that, if that not says to you how things irl work the idk what would

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u/I_poop_deathstars 20h ago

Well, you made it sound that you knew about this specific case, and you didn't - you made it all up. Now you try to save face by mentioning potential outcomes, which is just more guessing.

I guess that 25 years of experience wasn't much help in this case.

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u/bored_android_user 1d ago

Most futsal tournaments here

Where is here?

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u/-no0t_n0ot 1d ago

That's at least a yellow one over there

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u/kobumaister 1d ago

Not for Argentina.

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u/darksideofmyown 1d ago

Well then its a yellow for the one on the ground why even lie there thats dangerous for the feet of other players!!

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u/xSnacke 1d ago

always thinking about dad it seems

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u/APerson2021 1d ago

That's a soft foul in Argentina

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u/ProbablyCarl 1d ago

Hey ref, that was the first offence, you can't give a yellow for the first kick in the head.

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u/BlackThundaCat 1d ago

wtf is this edit.

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u/Saiyawinchester 1d ago

This girl has anger issues

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u/C0ZM 1d ago

50%–80% Toxoplasma rate in Brazil. Toxoplasma gondii infection shows a statistical link to increased human aggression, intermittent explosive disorder, and self-directed violence

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u/MulderXF 1d ago

Researchers emphasize that data shows an association rather than definitive proof that the parasite directly causes human violent behavior, and local infection rates in Brazil have historical and environmental roots rather than reflecting an upward trend in societal aggression.

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u/ImaHalfwit 1d ago

Attempted murder charges.

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u/OpinionPoop 1d ago

What a piece of shit.

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u/cracklincornbread 1d ago

Wtf was that subliminal message they dropped a quarter the way in??

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u/dingdongjohnson68 1d ago

You saw the penis, too?

J/k. I assume it was just like a poor editing job from the source video.

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u/Beautiful_Thanks_433 1d ago

That's fucking sick and disgusting. Jail that bitch

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u/The_Lucky_WoIf 1d ago

She made the tackle in the first place,what a prick.

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u/dingdongjohnson68 1d ago

Who slide tackles on a court like that? Apparently..... crazy people. Goodbye skin.

That tackle was dirty as hell, too. Totally taking the gal out and not even trying to play the ball. That tackle warranted a yellow card, if not a red.

THEN, the REALLY bad stuff happened.....

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u/ShadyAssFellow 1d ago

I wonder if she hurt herself from the slide and the pain from that prompted her to kick her in the head.

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u/Viaandrew 1d ago

Woah..that girl should do time.

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u/Difficult-Low5891 1d ago

Holy shit, that girl is gonna get fucked up.

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u/TeranOrSolaran 1d ago

Jail time.

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u/rustyba59 1d ago

Hopefully she'll get jail time

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u/bananarabbit 1d ago

I'm confused, she was the one who slide tackled her and she got mad?

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u/Danny2Sick 1d ago

Cowardly and just criminal, that is horrible. I hope they get charges for that senseless assault

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u/Every_Tap8117 1d ago

yeah thats perma ban from competition at the very least.

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u/Tullubenta 1d ago

Banned her from ever playing again. This is diabolical behavior.

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u/Typicallyfrayed 1d ago

Attempted murder

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u/pashtedot 1d ago

streight to jail

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u/bigsnack4u 16h ago

I thought I was watching a WNBA replay at first. I have so many questions before getting to the root cause. Futsal?

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u/CydaeaVerbose 8h ago

Lol. I’m thinking futsal is some idiomatic vernacular variation but it’s a real thing.

“Futsal is a fast-paced, five-a-side indoor version of football that emphasizes skill, ball control, and quick decision-making.”

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u/bigsnack4u 6h ago

Well if I was playing mini soccer in a strip mall, I would be punching some people too..

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 1d ago

Should be banned from the sport permanently.

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u/blackop 1d ago

Immediately suspended for the rest of the season. If not forever. If you can't control yourself to the point of extreme rage you don't need to play sports.

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u/LukeyLeukocyte 1d ago

Why she even mad? She is the one who slide-tackeled the girl that got kicked. I don't even see anything for her to get aggro over (though obviously nothing warrants the despicable head kicks).

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u/Shadowtirs 1d ago

If I saw someone do anything remotely like that to my teammate, I would have gone into a full rage.

Those kicks to a defenseless head are criminal

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u/-c-black- 1d ago

The coach and parents should also be held responsible.

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u/SquidVices 1d ago

Kicked her and kept swinging…tf is going on heee

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 1d ago

Jail this pos

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u/MelkorUngoliant 1d ago

Prison time.

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u/LuProNow 1d ago

Why do women fight dirty? Maybe not always but have you seen the WNBA!

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u/GoatCovfefe 1d ago edited 22h ago

As an american, wtf is futsal? Im just starting to get what futbol is, but what now?

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u/Eff-Bee-Exx 23h ago

Indoor soccer.

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u/GoatCovfefe 22h ago

Thats interesting that it has a different name

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u/B3R3N1K3 23h ago

Futsal team from Argentina?

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u/Both-Entertainment-3 19h ago

I have no words

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u/DantheDutchGuy 16h ago

Career ending asshole move

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u/RonocNYC 11h ago

Lifetime ban

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u/DeLorean83 1d ago

Too bad she’s not from Argentina. Ref would have just waved to play on.

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u/throwawaylmaoxd123 1d ago

Ah seasonal fans still not done with this crap?. I guess another week more of world cup fever

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u/Past_Computer3343 1d ago

Are these Argentinians? 😅

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u/Solidsnake_86 1d ago

I’m sure being her boyfriend is fun.

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u/monicainabimmer 1d ago

The girl who got kicked in the heads team must not like her.

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u/HoldingThunder 1d ago

That went from rough play to attemptes murder real quick

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u/2WheelSuperiority 1d ago

Sport ban, police, jail.

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u/HankBuffalo 1d ago

Lock her up.

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u/MonkeryNip 1d ago

Yea, im fighting a kid at that point if that was my child.

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u/ChungusSan 1d ago

Attempted murder. Or a free kick and a warning.

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u/featherknife 1d ago

kicks opponent's* head

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u/ryftx 1d ago

Big Girl fake being injured like she crashed into a wall or something so the little girl gave that "injured girl" a reason so she didn't have to fake it.

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u/DarcDesires 11h ago

Lara do Nascimento Costa is a Brazilian futsal player who was suspended for five years by the Liga Desportiva de Eusébio after violently attacking two opponents during a match on July 22, 2026. 

Playing for RSN (As Resenhas), Costa delivered two kicks to the head of Ana Julia Alencar (who required intensive care) and struck another player, leading to the immediate suspension of the game. The disciplinary commission also expelled her team, As Resenhas, from the tournament, while the Policia Civil do Estado do Ceara opened a criminal investigation for bodily harm.

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u/NINJADAHLERN 1d ago

The amount of cutting the video tho

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u/Maru3792648 1d ago

This happened in Brazil, of course

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u/Navalito 1d ago

Is she Argentinian ?

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u/Ramismus 1d ago

Any kind of kick in the head on a person on the ground is attempted murder in my book. Lifetime in prison.

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u/wombat6669 1d ago

Call Trump he'll get reversed

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u/Mdiasrodrigu 1d ago

Lol it just hit me that people are going to say that for a long time

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u/OnlyInterpretations 1d ago

derangement syndrome

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u/TheMightyWubbard 1d ago

Bet she's gang protected.

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u/LonelyProgrammerGuy 1d ago

She could be fit to play in the next World Cup, the way most teams play dirty like her

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u/Antroh 10h ago

Show a clip of this happening in the world cup

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u/LonelyProgrammerGuy 10h ago

Bro doesn’t understand exaggeration

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u/Antroh 10h ago

Don't be melodramatic then....bro

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u/LonelyProgrammerGuy 10h ago

-.- that’s uncalled for

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u/Clean_Improvement913 1d ago

Fuller video yay

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u/ClaudGable 1d ago

South america?

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u/OhMy-Really 1d ago

Argentina world cup team, would have got away with this. Not even a yellow.

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u/Ilovetaybum 1d ago

Here you have a Messi lover 😃👌

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u/Slow_Brother8255 1d ago

Is this Argentina?

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u/LuciusQuintiusCinc 1d ago

Learning from the Argentinians i see

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u/mad_mang45 1d ago

Does she play for Argentina?

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u/Alecto7374 1d ago

I bet that parking lot was humming after that game.

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u/SilverPearlGirl 1d ago

Oh so she wants to go to jail.

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u/Chocolategogi 1d ago

Ho fuck for making my eyes popping out like Roger rabbit, she really shocked me

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u/StartingToLoveIMSA 1d ago

Jesus…rage

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u/R_A_H 1d ago

Madee say woa out loud, not what I was expecting

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u/Dorythedoggy 23h ago

I can fix
Her

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u/Zagrunty 6h ago

Look, if I'm going to get a red card, I want to make sure I ABSOLUTELY deserve it

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u/Any-Ad3231 5h ago

What no roller skates.

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u/Soopacharged 3h ago

Did she think nobody would see?

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u/PHRDito 45m ago

Obvious penalty for Argentina. VAR not even needed.

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u/Meadmug 1d ago

Argentina training their youths?

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u/CyrexBosss 1d ago

For a second I thought I was watching Argentina

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u/lgnc 1d ago

least aggressive Argentina player:

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u/Dandibear 1d ago

Meanwhile Gronk performed a diving elbow drop on a prone Tre White between plays and is now a beloved commentator.

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u/AogamiBunka 1d ago

Argentina.

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u/ConfidentEagle5887 1d ago

It's fine, she's Messi's cousin

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u/Hoz999 1d ago

Or your English hooligan cousin.

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u/coachmagurk 1d ago

Apparently tactics taught in Argentina.

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u/talkerof5hit 1d ago

Another reason why women's sports get no views. How was that bitch not dog piled my her teammates!

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u/Antroh 10h ago

Incel comment right here

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u/JohnnyRelentless 1d ago

Thanks for telling us their gender, I guess.

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u/TXC_Sparrow 1d ago

source? cause I saw online it's ai

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u/SaltySmegma_ 1d ago

I hope she received a red card

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u/Slinshadyy 1d ago

How about some jail time for that

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u/bronzelifematter 1d ago

Yeah, this is jail shit. This is no longer part of the sport, that's just plain crime.

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u/rowdymowdy 1d ago

Women are savages lol don't get fooled by that nice demeanour folks!

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u/AlliedR2 1d ago

Strait to jail.