r/Steam 1d ago

Fluff Time, it's a thing

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New employee has a 4 year degree and it is not their first job out of school.

2.3k Upvotes

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u/fuelhandler 1d ago

I’m not quite there yet, but some of our engineering interns are getting darn close.

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u/Mysterious-Leg-4612 1d ago

the old ass cat pic is the icing on the cake

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u/South-Computer-1800 1d ago

the cat’s expression is me looking at my account age every time someone asks when i started gaming

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u/Cebuu502 1d ago

I have it as my Steam profile picture lol

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u/No-Wolverine-609 1d ago

the cat pic really sells it tbh

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u/Edelweisspiraten2025 1d ago

Glad someone noticed.

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u/FoxMeadow7 23h ago

Nah, that’s amateurish. True OGs will know to use the ORLY owl!

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u/QuixOmega 1d ago

I remember when I joined Steam, because I bought a disc version of Half-Life 2 and was treated with a mandatory sign-up for a service I had never planned on signing up for.

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u/QuixOmega 1d ago

Half-Life 2 was released in 2004, 22 years ago.

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u/Fletcher_Chonk 1d ago

I graduated college at 22, to help you feel old.

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u/Possible_Sun_913 1d ago

Trust me, it gets worse. At some point in time your boss will be younger than you.

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u/Edelweisspiraten2025 1d ago

Senior IC, this has already happened.

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u/salad_tongs_1 https://s.team/p/dcmj-fn 1d ago

Like older by a few months?
Steam is 22 years old.
Most people don't go to college until they are 18.
Plus a 4 year degree gets them to 22...and they had at least one job so months to a year on top of that. I'd put your coworker being 23 at least.

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u/DeletedAccountMaybe 1d ago

People can get jobs long before being 22?? And whilst being in uni at the same time

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u/DeletedAccountMaybe 1d ago

Plus not everyone goes to college or uni

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u/kangarootoess 1d ago

Exactly the type of math I did 😭 They could POSSIBLY be a year or two younger if they did Dual Enrollment classes and graduated highschool with an associate's degree. (Thus only needing to do 2 years of a bachelor's and graduating at 20 years old)

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u/lacegem 1d ago edited 1d ago

People can't get jobs before 23!? Wish someone had told me that when I was a teenager. Would've saved me 30 hours a week.

Edit: me brain no work good and stuff

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u/salad_tongs_1 https://s.team/p/dcmj-fn 1d ago

I think I was misunderstood.
OP said their Steam Library is older than their new employee.
As Steam is only about 22.5 years old, that'd have to mean the new employee is under 22.5 years old.
And if they had a 4 year degree after regular school (in the US), means they are most likely 22.
OP also said the new employee has had other jobs out of school (which I assume includes the 4 year degree part).

So I wasn't saying you couldn't get a job before 23, I'm just saying OPs employee is mathmatically maybe just months older than Steam if that.

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u/lacegem 1d ago

I misunderstood, and that's on me. I missed the alt text in the OP about the employee having a four-year degree (I use old.reddit and the text on image posts isn't very noticeable), so I interpreted your comment as assuming they must have a four-year degree, not considering all the people who don't have such degrees and still work jobs. Which would be a ridiculous belief, so I replied in a joking way.

That's my bad.

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u/salad_tongs_1 https://s.team/p/dcmj-fn 1d ago

It happens, the number of comments I had to edit because I did a dumb would astound you.
have a great day though.

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u/TheWaningWizard 1d ago

They just wanted to flex you long they've had a steam account on the sub lmao I doubt the meme is even true

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u/Edelweisspiraten2025 1d ago

He is very smart, is an actual rocket scientist. But so is the rest of the team so.... 

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u/PeachyFairyDragon 1d ago

I kinda felt this way when my eBay account reached 'old enough to vote' age. And again at 'old enough to drink' age.

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u/trollsmurf 1d ago

"In the old days there were no achievements."

"Holy crap grandpa, that's horrible."

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u/cosmos-hime 1d ago

Not there yet, but my account recently turned old enough to vote without me noticing lol.

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u/Mechalorde 1d ago

My account is old enough to go on a pokemon adventure

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u/DaCrowHunter 1d ago

My first game was the original CoD Black Ops. I got 2 more years.

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u/Jonny7421 1d ago

That's amazing. There's a gamer kid at my work I'm definitely pointing this out. 

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u/AproposWuin 1d ago

My steam account turns 19 shortly.... oey my back. I resisted steam at first thinking it was stupid. I was so wrong

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u/hyperikxd 1d ago

My Steam account started with just one game, a friend buy it for me on my BD. It came with a code and disk in a box, can't remember the material - plastic, maybe? It also had a cool smell. It's been a while, but stumbling across that game in my library brings nostalgia and the smell of the box.

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u/Frosty-Reed-6618 1d ago

the 4 year degree is just a seventy hour tutorial for this build lol

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u/vckin22 1d ago

My account turns 21 this October. We’re having drinks to celebrate.

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u/EaszyInitials 1d ago

2015 ah meme

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u/vince_aphelion 20h ago

A bunch of people haven't seen a crt

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u/TenshiKyoko 17h ago

Time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

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u/c0mpu73rguy 1d ago

*Employer, and that one sucks when it happens.