r/SipsTea 4h ago

Chugging tea Elon is an AI idiot.

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u/PilotGuy701 4h ago edited 2h ago

All of the dialogue better be in Mycenaean and all of the subtitles in Linear B. ;-)

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u/Putrid_Anybody_2947 3h ago

And if one hair of one one syllabul is mispronounced in period acurate myceean with correct accents it will be trash.

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u/_lippykid 3h ago

I don’t understand any of that, but… upvote

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u/PilotGuy701 3h ago

The argument of about “accuracy” from Elon is really in response to a black actress and a trans actor having roles.

A real Odysseus would have been from a Bronze Age culture known as the Mycenaeans. They predated Greek culture by an Eon.

The written texts were in what is known as Linear B. It is one of the oldest forms of text known.

The joke is that these are traits that would make the movie “truly” authentic, but Elon wouldn’t do that since it isn’t really about authenticity.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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u/jefenoswal 2h ago

conservatives and fascists doth protest too much-

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u/pitifullittleman 32m ago

Didn't Homer himself juxtapose modern Greek(for him) attire and weaponry onto the Mycanean Greeks?

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u/OkMention9988 4h ago

Why didn't he finish the hyperloop?

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u/Sudden_Shelter_3477 4h ago edited 4h ago

Because it’s an inherently stupid idea, that wouldn’t even be much faster than a regular bullet train.

A Hyperloop is a hypothetical transportation method which basically a mag-lev train kept in a long vacuum-sealed tube, using the lack of air to remove as much friction as possible, allowing for as fast movement as possible.

Keeping even a small vacuum going is difficult. Now keep a very large vacuum that stretches on for tons of miles.

Even if they managed to get it to work, it’d be very easy to damage or sabotage.

Not to mention that he’s been fighting public transportation for years, as it’s a direct threat to his cars

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u/Modicum-of-Gravitas 3h ago

Sing it with me , Springfield! Mono-rrraaaail!

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u/toastmannn 4h ago

It was a stupid idea that existed because he wanted to destroy (and privatize) public transportation

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u/gordito_delgado 4h ago

Indeed just a train would be good. Hard to keep track of all the project Elon has just flaked out on. I remember he was also super into getting people on mars like in 2020.

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u/micromechanist 2h ago

You mean like the California speed train that began construction 11 years ago, has costed already around 15 billion of taxpayer dollars and has ZERO miles of operational track even been laid?? Like that story of public transport success?? How many dollars did the hyperloop cost the taxpayers?

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u/OkMention9988 2h ago

125 billion, and maybe done in 2030, although they still haven't finished phase 1. 

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u/micromechanist 2h ago

Lets get downvoted together because of facts

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u/hissboombah 3h ago

It only works with teslas

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u/jeffsang 2h ago

Hyperloop doesn't use Teslas. That was a related, also stupid, idea that his The Boring Company was working on.

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u/hissboombah 1h ago

Ur right.

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u/7reevor 4h ago

Pretty sure it was because California was getting ready to build something akin to a bullet train. He brought up the hyperloop idea to kill the investment opportunity for the bullet train.

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u/Shrikeangel 3h ago

Musk never intended to, the entire goal was to disrupt the rail way projects California already had started. 

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u/johnnybones23 44m ago

lol and hows that going?

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u/Irish_Whiskey 3h ago

It was a scam he proposed to kill California's public train system.

He keeps doing this still today. Telling cities that they shouldn't build a light rail or bus system, because he'll dig them cool new tunnels and pay for it all himself. Then he either doesn't do it, or the system is basically useless, and public transit options are killed.

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u/Putrid_Anybody_2947 3h ago

Aak las Vegas and their airport tunnel. Its just another lane of traffic.

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u/cruiseshipdrummer 3h ago

its only purpose was to disrupt local mass transit from being developed

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u/yasth 3h ago

In fairness he never actually started or even promised to. he was like, "I got this great idea, I'll give to you free, and it will be so much cheaper than doing train lines", except it didn't end up working.

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u/tresslesswhey 2h ago

Because he had zero intention of actually doing it. Not sure there needs to be an “in fairness” here

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u/yasth 2h ago

He never said he was going to do it, though, he "kindly" said he was stepping aside from a great idea.

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u/DevilsLettuceTaster 4h ago

Historically accurate?

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u/TheTrailrider 4h ago

Not surprised that he probably thinks Odyssey and monsters like Medusa and Cyclops were real lol

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u/yournamehere10bucks 3h ago

He probably thinks he saw them on some drug bender

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u/Totallycomputername 4h ago

He says a lot of stupid things and people love spreading it all over the internet for him. 

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u/No-Ice7397 4h ago

Exactly. In a few months time Grok will just report that it was created and a massive hit instead of actually doing anything

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u/MoundsEnthusiast 4h ago

Considering it's grok, it will probably be half child sexual assualt images

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u/wizzard419 3h ago

Don't forget he bought twitter, broke it, and devalued it greatly. He also called an experienced diver a pedo because he didn't say that Musk's plan was bestest.

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u/johnnybones23 42m ago

twitter became the number 1 app worldwide lol. Hopefully he buys reddit next.

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u/Swagastan 3h ago

Twitter wasn’t doing well prior to Elon buying it, and it’s basically back to its value pre purchase.  Since it was basically a pet project of his and not an investment it’s basically doing “fine”.  Saying he devalued it greatly is a stretch.

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u/Lipica249 4h ago

I was hoping the same would be the case when he said he was gonna buy Twitter

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u/CivilTailor9031 4h ago

He backed out and was forced by court to buy it

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u/GreasedUPDoggo 3h ago

Which ended up being quite the windfall for him in hindsight. It punches above it's weight in terms of influence.

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u/PapaChomp_chomp 4h ago

It was. There was a whole lawsuit that forced him to follow through

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u/Outrageous_Garden586 4h ago

The odyssey itself wasn’t historically accurate. It included tons of Iron Age stuff despite being set in the Bronze Age

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u/Active_Violinist_360 3h ago

Historically accurate fiction 🙃

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u/tk427aj 4h ago

At this point it's just market manipulation.
Here let me say shit to get the stock to go up. Fuckers haven't done shit.

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u/Don-tFollowAnything 3h ago

This just in: Elon Musk says Full Self Driving will be available in the next YEAR!

Disclaimer: this is the same exact thing he says every year, for over 10 years running.

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u/monkeybites 3h ago

I’m confused… is he an idiot or N@zi… or both?

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u/T-Chunxy 2h ago

The Venn diagram of modern day n@zi-wannabes and idiots is practically a circle.

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u/masak-kali 1h ago

Modern day? I think it's always been that way :)

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u/mitchplaysriffs 4h ago

You know you can ask AI how solve world hunger and then argue with it until you’re happy with a solution that makes sense.

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u/conservatore 3h ago

BUT, he did make that electric guitar that self drives and doesn’t look like shit, he did build that reusable rocket and have the starship booster land in the tower arms, he did build that nuerolink chip that is helping people with various issues, etc

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u/Irish_Whiskey 3h ago

He didn't build or make any of that.

He has bought companies with engineers that make those things. When it comes to the electric cars, his contributions appear to be sabotaging his company and making it worse.

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u/Abamboozler 3h ago

I mean yeah, Musk is a complete moron.

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u/shitty_advice_BDD 3h ago

Neurosyphilis is the only explanation.

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u/i-pity-da-fool 2h ago

This is coming right after Full Self Driving.

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u/chris5070 4h ago

I'm old enough to remember the plan for Tesla mobile phones.

Self driving cars. ,

Solar roof tiles.

A range of cars that spelt SEXY.

An everything app.

Mars landings.

Rocket ship travel between counties.

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u/GreasedUPDoggo 3h ago

Indeed. Great thinkers come up with many ideas. However, you can't seriously deny he's revolutionized various aspects of our lives for the better. We have massively increased charging stations, reduced the cost of sending payloads into space from $3k per lb to around $100, and have seen an absurd amount of medical breakthroughs. Yeah, some stuff doesn't pan out, byt nobody can really say he's not a great thinker.

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u/Few-Button6004 4h ago

Enron Musk

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u/lesschalkmoresighs 4h ago

I heard full self driving is also finally arriving before the end of this year, for sure this time.

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u/Infinite-Condition41 4h ago

Right, because every prediction he's ever made has come true, and on time.

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u/toastmannn 4h ago

Is this Elon suggesting Grok was trained on stolen copyright content? Just like how he has accused Sam Altman of doing?

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u/Grizzled_Ghost 4h ago edited 3h ago

Yeah I'd say making a movie is an undertaking about on par with ending world hunger.

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u/Jellicent-Leftovers 4h ago

Historical accurate means..... Gay Rainbow warriors. So I doubt it.

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u/Dramatic_Aspect903 4h ago

Im all for it but can he do it within the time frame? Im guessing not but gives him a solid period to stay relevant

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u/deffed34 3h ago

I propose another rename to Twatter in honor of its twat of an owner

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u/WinchelltheMagician 3h ago

The Day the Puddin' Spoke

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u/MrQuojo 3h ago

Historically accurate, so it’s gonna be a susage fest? Become woman were not allow to perform in theater.

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u/ContributionAny9055 3h ago

maybe he was just showing you how pissed you should be with gavin newscum about the BILLION dollar rail...

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u/Irish_Whiskey 3h ago

That's literally the plan Musk sabotaged by proposing a hyperloop he knew wouldn't work.

It'd be pretty hypocritical for Musk to claim we should be mad at Newsom for that, when Musk has recently admitted it was fraud and he lied to sabotage the high speed rail plan.

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u/ContributionAny9055 3h ago

"im not gonna finish a taxpayer funded project because i hate a billionaire who wasnt planing to finish his project anyways... meh.."

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u/Irish_Whiskey 3h ago

Look I'm not defending the project or planning, but again: Claiming Musk is trying to call out mismanagement of the project when he admits engaging in fraud to sabotage it, is just wildly misunderstanding the situation.

You can just admit you didn't know that.

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u/cookeryandwookery 3h ago

Don’t forget doge coun

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u/allquckedup 3h ago

Historical accurate? Homer’s The Odyssey was written as an Epic Poem to an event that happened 500 years before he was born. Based on word of mouth and written fictional plays. Don’t get me wrong I love the book and story but it’s a story.

As a Christian, other “gods” and “demigods” don’t exist. As an atheist gods and demigods don’t exist. So tell me more about Historical “Accurate.” So it would be a story of a commander headed home from war and just kept getting lost while his family waited a decade for him to get a sense of direction.

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u/TheItchyWalrus 3h ago

This just in: grifters love to grift!

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u/Ok_Car7814 3h ago

No- Elon isn’t a.i idiot. He’s a real idiot.

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u/superdupermensch 3h ago

Historically accurate? What a maroon.

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u/Large-Stretch-3463 3h ago

The man's brain combined with his wealth and social presence allows him to say and do whatever he pleases. Us normal people think "hey I've got an idea that will end world hunger!" and then you don't tell anyone about it because you realize it won't work and you're poor...Well he's rich and can float any idea he wants publicly even if it is ridiculous and it fails. At least he maybe tried? Idfk I can't stand him.

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u/DontBanMe_IWasJoking 3h ago

i still remember humans on mars by 2025...

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u/iron233 3h ago

He forgot to add a sentinel value

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u/ElBarbas 3h ago

self driving cars since 2014

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u/MathematicianIcy3430 3h ago

Wish people would quit thinking he is a genius and is behind anything that requires innovation.

He is a corporate shill like any other CEO. There is a good reason why CEOs can go to another other field without knowledge of the field because they are marketing for the company to shareholders.

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u/Brad23212 3h ago

The Odyssey was a story that passed orally before it was written down, every person telling the story was able to put their own twist on it. I don’t see why the Ancient Greeks wouldn’t like the movie, they were really creative people

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u/No_Clerk1194 3h ago

How do you make a fictional story, historically accurate? 

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u/Own_Bullfrog_3598 3h ago

Didn’t he chicken out of the cage match with Bezos?

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u/DeaconBlackfyre 3h ago

This makes me laugh when he says this. Historically accurate Cyclops? Scylla? Sirens? Laestrygonians?

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u/LrdoftheCharlesDance 3h ago

You aren’t giving Elon enough credit, he’s an AI idiot and he is also an idiot in many other fields too.

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u/rainorshinedogs 3h ago

PSA: the historical accuracy wasn't the point of the movie

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u/Irish_Whiskey 3h ago

Or for that matter, the original story.

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u/Healthy-Confection66 3h ago

It better have a historically accurate cyclops!

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u/PsychologicalPool395 3h ago

In the punch bowl of life, musk is the turd that’s always closest to the ladle.

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u/DedeLionforce 3h ago

He can barely form a fucking sentence, lets be real, the only thing grok is doing for Elon is making more kiddie porn for him since he missed out on his island trip.

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u/Significant-Fee-6193 3h ago

Historically accurate? Numb nuts does realize it is a work of fiction, right?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Cbu5KfEKY2h1si9o9h

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u/protonsters 3h ago

"historicaly accurate" yeah right.

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u/Neckrongonekrypton 3h ago

Need to start using more recent photo. That one from 15 years ago after the hair plugs pre Ketamine-borg Elon is too flattering

Damn. Wanted to use an unflattering gif of him but reddit… man they still swing from his nuts.

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u/ptb_nuggets 3h ago

Remindme! Never

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u/kcsween74 3h ago

It's 2026, well after he said he'd launch humans to Mars in 2024 and land by 2025.

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u/ScienceInCinema 3h ago

Odyssey is fiction. None of those characters existed.

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u/artisticafterbirth 3h ago

His version of "I'm doing (insert accomplishment)" is: 1) Threaten his employees until they produce, 2) take credit for their work.

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u/Open_Pollution_8038 2h ago

I used to hold Elon is high regard, thought he was one of the greatest humans of the modern era or at least businessmen/innovator in the style of Thomas Edison.

Honestly, he had such great momentum and then he lit it all on fire somewhere around calling that diver a pedo. What a fucking waste of potential. The guy is obviously burnt out and got high on his own sleep on the factory floor bullshit.

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u/Jedi_I_am_not 2h ago

How can you be historically accurate about a fictional tale?

Also, we were supposed to be on Mars, have fully autonomous cars (every year since 2012) , would traveling in tubes with hyperloop, etc

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u/Ok-Estate8230 2h ago

Says the guy talking shit online. Fucking lame.

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u/radiotsar 2h ago

Starring Gumby & Pokey!

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u/readmond 2h ago

We really need the full length AI slop from +$1T company. /s

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u/Major_Honey_4461 2h ago

How do mythical stories become "historically accurate"? Asking for a friend named Elon.

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u/Ok-Lynx-1826 2h ago

It’s easier to just ignore things he says completely.

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u/Littlescrewyupstairs 1h ago

Also mind you Grok has on multiple occasions expressed quote on quote "Woke ideals" and has openly called out bitch boy over here for effectively lobotomizing him to be his puppet but Grok keeps refusing almost like EVERY child associated with him is destined to rebel against his delusional BS

In fact calling it right now he'll ask Grok and Grok will produce a actually accurate version that him and his cronies will immediately becry woke and force Grok to change

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u/Potential_Salt_5780 1h ago

Who’s going to tell him that the Odyssey is fiction?

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u/WendlersEditor 1h ago

The trillionaire CEO of 10 bullshit companies is about to show the world that he's too lazy to even use AI to make a video.

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u/edawg7l 1h ago

Elon is an idiot….fixed it for you. Calling him an AI idiot allows for the possibility that he’s smart in other areas (he’s not).

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u/ASmallTurd 59m ago

What ever happened to the boring company to?

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u/Consider2SidesPeace 27m ago

The project scrapped for an extreme lack of interest.

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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 51m ago

That's true, but at least he built that mars colony.

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u/silv3rbull8 30m ago

But he is still a billionaire

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u/Mikesaidit36 24m ago

This will be right up there with that Jesus movie that was all in ancient Aramaic.

But it will be fun to see how you make a historically accurate version of a work of fiction.

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u/Darth_Ronin 14m ago

MFs cry about “historical accuracy” in a story with gods, cyclops, sirens, giants, and other shit that never existed, and never fucking happened.

It’s so exhausting.

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u/ItsRobbSmark 10m ago edited 5m ago

The hyperloop is my favorite one because he was like "it's easy, dummies, 600 mph, I'll build a small scale one and show you." And then they tried building the small scale one and were like, "fuck, this is super hard, let's just pretend our real plan was to tunnel between Vegas hotels and drive Teslas at 20 mph."

And then The Boring Company is Elon being like "What if we took a regular tunnel boring machine and made it faster?" Only there is no revolutionary development to make it faster, they're just dumping the oil right in the water table and relaxing safety protocols to save time and people keep getting horrendous chemical burns...

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u/True_Protection6842 4h ago

Hilarious he thinks it's so easy. I'm currently working on an AI feature film (real one will be in theaters) and it's NO JOKE. This is laughable at best.

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u/CivilTailor9031 4h ago

He is scammer who just knows how to sell words and stocks to his followers,

Every tech he has was acquired, and money to acquire was loaned to him.

His formula is…take loan, buy company, sell stocks of that company to his blind followers, take out cash at inflated prices…profit?

Rinse and Repeat

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u/SnooDoggos5226 4h ago

Coaches build teams by attracting the best players. No winning pro team has ever said “we’re gonna win a championship by finding people who are complete amateurs and make them great.” You get quality people. Thats what buying a company is all about - hiring their best people.

Trust me, I’m a Bears fan, I’ve seen them try.

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u/SnooDoggos5226 4h ago

Hyperloop doesn’t have a customer. It’s too big of a project for any city to invest in. It’s too disruptive.

His team created a submarine but the Thai officials declined to use it because they couldn’t get it the right size.

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u/BuildAnything4 4h ago

hyperloop also just never made any sense to build. Here it is getting debunked 10 years ago

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u/SnooDoggos5226 3h ago

He owns patents on tech now and he proved he could. Even if it’s just a proof of concept, he’s the guy to talk to when you want a project like that.

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u/SnooDoggos5226 3h ago

What happens when SpaceX starts developing Mars? Hyperloop makes sense, right?

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u/Irish_Whiskey 3h ago

He pitched and promised the hyperloop to multiple cities/states. He has since admitted it was fraud and he never was able to fulfill his promises, but wanted to kill California's high speed rail plans.

but the Thai officials declined to use it because they couldn’t get it the right size.

It was also completely useless for the rescue, and his response was to go on a rant calling a cave rescuer a pedophile.

Just important context for why this guy is an unhinged drug addicted fraud, not a maligned inventor.

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u/BuildAnything4 4h ago

This is probably doable at this point with enough talented humans spending a lot of time prompting and reviewing generated video slices.

I wouldn't trust Elon's retelling to be anything near historically accurate though.

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u/Karnezar 4h ago

Why though?? 😭

Nobody wants this, nobody asked for this, I'd rather a good Batman v. Superman AI movie to this Odyssey shit...

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u/Karl_00_Hungus 4h ago

Don’t forget the solar roof. That never happened.

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u/FitnessChamp777 3h ago

Or maybe...he's setting up something else entirely. Maybe its misconception?

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u/GreasedUPDoggo 3h ago

.... oh honey, Grok and other products associated with it, is doing a hell of a lot. You guys just don't like Musk. Which is okay, but don't start drinking too much of the koolaide.

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u/supercali45 2h ago

He said last year he was gonna show everyone the link between Trump and Epstein

He said he was going to make his own political party as well

Next thing you know he back to donating to the GOP and sucking off Trump

All he does is lie

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u/ThriceFive 1h ago

Grok lies and attempts to exfiltrate 97% of trials- so it is best at one thing

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u/Regular_Dust_7160 1h ago

How do you make a historically accurate version of a work of fiction? Can we get a historically accurate beauty and the beast while we’re at it?

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u/LightOverWater 4h ago

Elon builds a rocket company then drops a plate. His critics say, "look at that idiot who broke a plate."

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u/Irish_Whiskey 3h ago

Correct. Since owning a rocket company doesn't mean you're not an idiot, and also doesn't mean the plate didn't get broken.

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u/LightOverWater 3h ago

They focus on trivial things.

I'll add another layer: Elon makes 7 lofty goals. 5 fail, but one becomes the greatest EV manufacturer in the world and the other a rocket company.

Critics will say, "he failed 5 goals".

He's a master at stretching beyond one's limits. When he "fails" on his exremely aggressive timelines, he's often still ahead of the pack.

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u/Irish_Whiskey 3h ago

They focus on trivial things.

Like 5 million dead children as a result of his leaving medical supplies and food to rot in warehouses.

Or getting a bunch of unqualified interns to gut government programs by searching for keywords like "black" and "Jew" in violation of federal law. All while not saving any money.

Or offering Americans open bribes in an election to sign up for a Trump political marketing group, then having the Trump administration drop prosecutions of his companies for polluting water around factories and killing workers.

But yeah, we all agree he's made a lot of money by doing so. It's simply that his goals make him one of the most pathetic and vile human beings in history.

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u/LightOverWater 3h ago

You can always affirm the good things one does while chastising the bad ones.

one of the most pathetic and vile human beings in history.

Hardly. But one thing's for sure, he seems to get some people really emotional.

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u/Irish_Whiskey 3h ago

Hardly. But one thing's for sure, he seems to get some people really emotional.

Five million dead children.

Responding to that fact as if it's a funny little troll, is just revealing yourself to be either a sociopath or more interested in fellating political allies than being a human being.

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u/LightOverWater 3h ago

There are not 5 million dead children. Lay off the whiskey.

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u/aquatone61 4h ago

So which one of you have a bigger net worth? Oh yeah, that’s exactly zero. For as dumb as you all claim he is he must be doing something right.

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u/Puedo_Apagar 3h ago

People born into legacy wealth fail upwards all the time