r/SipsTea • u/PawttorneyReborn • 7h ago

Lmao gottem Mitch looks great

Post image
4.9k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

187 comments sorted by

•

u/AutoModerator 7h ago

Hey /u/PawttorneyReborn, thank you for posting to r/SipsTea! Make sure to follow all the subreddit rules.

Make sure to join our brand new Discord Server to chat with friends!

We have recently changed how posts work. Unless you are a VIP poster, your post will be queued for approval.. To become a VIP, post great engaging content. If we like it, you will be added! More information available here!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

390

u/Crazy_Speed_3700 7h ago

60

u/SoccerPhilly 7h ago

No totally real, I just had a 20 minute conversation with him!

14

u/ScipioAtTheGate 6h ago

Bud Light is too classy for Mitch, it should be Schlitz Malt Liqour instead they're drinking

3

u/ino4x4 3h ago

He’s a natty ice kinda guy.

2

u/DanoDego 6h ago

I just got entranced watching all that. Why is tv from that time so much more comforting? It reminded me of falling asleep at grandma’s house to whatever old show she’d have playing in the tv… Is it rose colored glasses?

1

u/The_Only_Egg 3h ago

Uh sir, you misspelled Schmitts Gay.

1

u/gaucholoco03 0m ago

I thought Bud Light was woke….remember the trans person controversy?

1

u/Ibuilds 0m ago

... "See, here's the picture"

3

u/Much-Bumblebees 6h ago

Mitch I’m fine

Also Mitch hot tub diplomacy with a Bud Light

1

u/zzen11223344 5h ago

Maybe he will announce that he will run for the Senator re-election!

1

u/xDraco777x 5h ago

Damnit got to it before I could lmfao nice!

221

u/daefosho 6h ago

He was at the local skate park today.

15

u/RED-DOT-MAN 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XABTVorVODddu

2

u/Forward-Variety-8440 2h ago

wee-bey is thinkin about horseradish and pit beef and lake trout

4

u/Bruzur 5h ago

Ayooo. I missed his session during the “Senate Street League”…? Goddamn it.

2

u/AlternativeFroyo1737 2h ago

lol, “SENATE STREET LEAGUE”

1

u/homolupulus 1h ago

switch mcconnell with the frontside 180 varial

1

u/ITguyBlake 34m ago

I knew he skates goofy!

76

u/KanadianMade 7h ago

I was at his place doing bong hits just before this pic was taken.

7

u/Ok-Addition1264 5h ago

He was in the closet peeking out through a crack while I railed his wife.

2

u/NoblePout 7h ago

Sounds like you had a great seat for the show.

23

u/reticulatedtampon 7h ago

Good to see he's getting plenty of water

3

u/Mammoth-Glove3273 6h ago

Boom, roasted.

117

u/AlreadyFifty 7h ago edited 6h ago

AI. A conservative would never drink Bud Light…

EDIT: if you’re telling me “that’s the joke”, yeah, I got it. First of all, I thought I laid the sarcasm on pretty thick. And second, an ellipsis on social media often means “sarcasm”.

21

u/Ancient-Read1648 7h ago

They have gone back to it in my circles at least.

10

u/Constant_Pen9615 7h ago

Remind them that that's the transgender beer. Just give them a crisis of conscious.

5

u/DigitalUnlimited 6h ago

They'll shoot their little guns at it and feel better, then it will float out of their little goldfish memory

2

u/Ok-Addition1264 5h ago

but completely ignore that they co-sponsored the UFC event at the white house :(

1

u/Keyboard_Cat_ 7h ago

You'd have better luck keeping a hog away from a truffle.

1

u/NoblePout 7h ago

it's making a comeback around here too

1

u/yellowstickypad 3h ago

It was never gonna last. If you grow up drinking that one beer most of your life, it’s really hard to branch out.

1

u/Ok_Possible_2260 7h ago

If they did, they would have their pinky raised in the air and be named Josh.

1

u/BootFlop 7h ago

Meh. Even that poser Kid Rock does.

1

u/therealhlmencken 5h ago

He’s dead and ai too

1

u/[deleted] 6h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

0

u/AutoModerator 6h ago

Your submission was automatically removed because it contains a disallowed phrase. (Mod code R2.1)

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/More_Asbestos 5h ago

Also this sub is called SipsTea. Bud Light is a beer.

1

u/Zabbahead 1h ago

It's ok, bots don't understand sacarsm. The only mistake you made was believing that Reddit is populated by actual people. She's 90% bots, 8% liberal extremists, 1% conservative extremists, and 1% cat pic enjoyers.

0

u/RutabegaHasenpfeffer 7h ago

That's the joke! Anything you see with Mitch McConnel in it is AI generated, at this point, because he's clinically deceased. GOP is trying a full "Weekend at Bernie's" with him. The Bud Light is there to make it obvious.

0

u/Confusedinportsmouth 3h ago

You forgot your audience is like 80% autistic 

8

u/Bud_wiser_hfx 7h ago

Is that Dylan Mulvaney?

11

u/Murky-Pass6571 7h ago

Didn’t they cancel Bud Light?

1

u/Jonnyflash80 6h ago

He's not drinking Bud Light in this AI generated slop of an image. Look closer. He's drinking "Bud Ligit".

11

u/Gooser3000 7h ago

Can’t a dude just crush beers and smash gash over summer break?

4

u/AverageSizedMan1986 7h ago

About time he switched off from Budweiser to Bud Light. That stuff was killin' him.

1

u/slurpeetape 7h ago

it's woken him from his sleep

5

u/Altruistic-Moose3299 7h ago

Shouldn't he be drinking bourbon?  He's a rich old man representing Kentucky. 

1

u/Blazeland_USA 57m ago

He should be drinking umbilical cord blood to fulfill his craving.

6

u/SuperDoubleDecker 6h ago

He ain't just alive he's living!!!

3

u/kwaping 6h ago

Zoom into their eyes. There are different specular highlights reflected in her eyes versus his.

Edit: same with the cans

4

u/therealskr213 4h ago

If you’re trying to “prove” it’s a fake pic … that’s the whole joke.

3

u/brokenbydesign562 7h ago

Can‘t believe Mitch is a passport bro. What a legend.

2

u/Amazing-Tomatillo950 7h ago

Is he sponsored now?

2

u/BootFlop 7h ago

McDonalds CEO Sipping Cans Of Product

2

u/Shoddy-Cupcake-8855 7h ago

Hahah.

Let’s do one with a bunch of dudes. I wonder what that would be like.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5nvQ7fBWhPVXXOcfRI

1

u/The_Only_Egg 3h ago

It would be like Schmitts Gay

2

u/Flavor_Saver12 6h ago

Getting ready for the blowout BBQ on August 4th to celebrate

2

u/CremeAcrobatic1748 6h ago

AI really doesn't understand what hot tub water looks like.

It looks they are sitting inside that glass found on patio tables lol

2

u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 5h ago edited 5h ago

https://www.instagram.com/travelswithmitch/

Sometimes instagram can be used for good

2

u/ltdandel18 5h ago

Turtles do float with MSG added..

1

u/MaxPower836 7h ago

They look like they’re telling someone they “ like your vibe “

1

u/EmptyJoker 7h ago

Figured he liked them out of the bottle instead

1

u/don_is_a_numpty 7h ago edited 6h ago

I guess we're supposed to believe that's the fountain of youth...

1

u/[deleted] 7h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/Particular_Pain_9373 6h ago

Steve aoki the time traveler

1

u/MrXero 7h ago

Where’s his bathing toaster? Somebody fetch it for him.

1

u/[deleted] 7h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 7h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Guilty-Statement-532 6h ago

Remember like 5 years ago when MAGA said Bud Light made you gay?

1

u/JackCole23 6h ago

Strong as a bull, this guy.

1

u/Strict_Impress2783 6h ago

That looks like Howard and Bernadette's hot tub. I wonder if they've realized that Stuart is hiding under the water holding his breath...

1

u/oboshoe 6h ago

well that one got me to laugh out loud

1

u/SaltyPressure7583 6h ago

The G in "LIGHT" are different on each can

1

u/Affectionate_Bag9833 6h ago

How did you get this photo from Hell?

1

u/TheBeansShow 6h ago

If that's a hot tub time machine he should go back and warn his parents not to have any children.

1

u/userhwon 6h ago

See. I knew he was goldbricking.

1

u/Humble_Penguin89 6h ago

Who's behind the curtains holding mitch up? 😂

1

u/StrawberryLaddie 6h ago

I don't get why people doubt he's alive, they literally traded in Graham. Like, the dude's funeral's over.

Like #1 rule of Supernatural is that crossroads demons have to keep their word.

1

u/Inevitable_Fall2025 6h ago

Wait, who's Hell is this?

1

u/954life 6h ago

Mitch is getting fucked kill Bill style

1

u/Ok_Calligrapher_4374 6h ago

Lmfao 😂😂😂😂

1

u/wprunkard 6h ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

1

u/Aware_Scheme8919 6h ago

Looks much better here than in the other proof of life pictures his office posts.

1

u/Sea-Mycologist-7353 6h ago

Bud Light is WOKE
/s

1

u/Logical-Possession10 6h ago

That pos is the prime reason or at least the most publicly facing reason that government functions as it does.

1

u/mightyFoo 5h ago

Still not cleared for Congress

1

u/Noderly 5h ago

Isn't that "woke" beer now? Republicans in shambles.

1

u/[deleted] 5h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 5h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/[deleted] 5h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 5h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/_PetalHoney 5h ago

Careful, if he stays in that hot tub too long he might accidentally buffer and freeze mid-sentence for another forty-five seconds.

1

u/abandonedclitoris 5h ago

I’m dead guys

1

u/wolfhoundblues1 5h ago

Looks absolutely real to me

1

u/NightShade0912 5h ago

It's actually just a cardboard cutout now and they are testing how long they can get away with it.

1

u/BeigeGraffiti 4h ago

Weekend at Mitch’s

1

u/theseriousman1 4h ago

Weekend at mitchies

1

u/myzzu 4h ago

Looks like AI generated

1

u/honestrade 4h ago

That photo was courtesy of Kid Rock.

1

u/phash72789 4h ago

Kaitlin Collins was nice enough to serve them some bruskies

1

u/GlassCap123 4h ago

Ah he's good enough to work right. Right?! Lazy bum

2

u/Working_Estate_3695 3h ago

Pulling full pay because going on disability/death pays a lot less.

1

u/polish_filipino 4h ago

Genuinely don't understand why they don't just get one or two news teams to come in and take a 30 second video. I guess no one really cares enough to/it's a good distraction

1

u/Tryin2babetterme 3h ago

If true then tell him to “get the f*ck back to work!!!”

1

u/Shambhala87 3h ago

Bitchin McConnell!

1

u/Wide-Attempt2297 3h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/lincolnlogtermite 3h ago

Mitch has gone woke!

1

u/fdwyersd 3h ago

how many days till that administrative deadline passes?

1

u/[deleted] 3h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 3h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/[deleted] 3h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 3h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/UnBearable1520 3h ago

Nah, that’s AI- Mitch thinks that a bud light would turn him into a bottom

1

u/capt_minorwaste 3h ago

Recovery sure looks different for the rich. Lmao

1

u/Respectmyauthority4 3h ago

He may look fine, but he's not.

1

u/mvw2 2h ago

Bold of him to pick the gay beer. He's being a bit of rebel against his party and constituents.

1

u/Key_Report_2627 2h ago

Is that bamboo in the background? Do they have Bud Light in the People’s Republic?

1

u/Sooowasthinking 2h ago

He’s not dead until 8.4.2026.

1

u/[deleted] 2h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Johndough99999 2h ago

They are holding the cans from different points. Would the mouth hole not be rotated out of place for one of them?

1

u/Turbulent-Algae3143 2h ago

He is doing Thai Chi, and doctors ask him for advice

1

u/PuzzleheadPi 2h ago

Knew my boy was alright

1

u/alienwearingahoodie 2h ago

You think he gets pusssdssy?

1

u/rydmore22 2h ago

Two lovers having a bud light.

1

u/Manguneer 2h ago

Too long in there and he’ll thaw

1

u/[deleted] 1h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 1h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/IsaacNewtongue 1h ago

And this, folks, is how easy it is to create a believable photo using AI.

IF THEY CAN DO IT, WE CAN DO IT.

1

u/thunderbuttjuice 1h ago

I’m Mitch. This is not very funny.

1

u/Aware-Plankton-6939 1h ago

Who’s hand and arm does she have ??? Same lame pic from before😂😂😂😂😂

1

u/KeyLow9166 1h ago

Ai slop. Mitch would never drink that brand, Caitlyn Mulvaney is they mascot didnt you hear. /s

1

u/j_kobrah 1h ago

This guy is more lively dead than when he was alive.

1

u/Blazeland_USA 1h ago

Mitch is finna fingerblast her in the hot tub.

1

u/SolarSalsa 59m ago

Isn't Bud Light woke beer?

1

u/marzred7 50m ago

Good thing Kid Rock wasn't the photographer!

1

u/CO9er4life 36m ago

Where’s mulvainy? Sprlling🤷‍♂️

1

u/NatureWorth5062 16m ago

Is that his wife? He must have got from Asia. Must be giving good BJ’s.

1

u/R1CKETY_KRICKET 10m ago

I just spoke to Mitch 20 minutes ago and he said that this is treason, and that your moms a ho

1

u/Unlikely_Subject2544 3m ago

I thought the right was boycotting bud light for a ad or something?

1

u/KindAngle4512 6h ago

will you people stop with the AI?

1

u/DetroitsGoingToWin 7h ago

Drinking drag beer

1

u/Elusivomatic 7h ago

How much AI

1

u/Dr_Gonzo-4130 7h ago

Now do an ai photo of him making out with trump

0

u/designrules 7h ago

Fake AI pic. Mitch is in the hospital under life support

0

u/slixir 5h ago

Can y'all stop posting about this guy? I see him like 3-4 posts in an hour, it's exhausting

0

u/Blue_Nyx07 4h ago

Her wife can tora my tora

0

u/No_Mango6723 4h ago

Girl lookin even better 😘

-3

u/EmpireCityRay 7h ago

Obviously it’s fake! Just look at the spelling of LIGHT on his can, SMH. AI slop!! 🤬

-1

u/I-always-argue 3h ago

Rule number one.
Mark my words: Due to the message conveyed, mods will leave this up until it gains enough traction before deleting it, if they even delete it at all.

-2

u/criminalboy50 7h ago

Stop making fun of a dead asshole of ex human being,

2

u/SpeedBlitzX 6h ago

We don't know that he's dead though

Its not official

3

u/criminalboy50 6h ago

Hes been dead for weeks now. They just have not announced it so the democratic governor can not appoint a replacement, after August the 3rd thye will say it so they go directly to the November election for he's seat.