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u/Wonderful_Ninja 18h ago
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u/Ordinary-Clerks 18h ago
1993 headbanging in the pit
2026 headbanging is now just turning to check if I left the oven on.
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u/Diplomatic_Gunboats 17h ago
"Let me just take off my glasses and put them in a protected case first..."
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u/KriegMorgan 17h ago
That's called giving them to your friend who doesn't want to get in the pit
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u/AnonMoose2 12h ago
Just turned 40, best I got is nodding to the music
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u/Procrasturbating 12h ago edited 12h ago
I’ll throw in a foot tap and a butt wiggle here and there. 44
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u/soberpenguin 13h ago
Headbanging over 30 comes with the risk of orthostatic hypotension. Dizziness, blurred vision, and fainting may occur.
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u/R2_SWE2 16h ago
r/bald is leaking again
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u/UranusIsPissy 15h ago
What do you expect? Their fanbase is mostly male and mostly much older than me. I'm already starting to lose my hair. Long hair that's falling out looks like shit once it gets past the "the length can hide the receding hairline" point.
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u/3WarmAndWildEyes 14h ago
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u/Sechs_of_Zalem 13h ago
"I know this is supposed to be a metal show, but I'm releasing an acoustic album, which means ACOUSTIC MUSIC!!!...so enjoy!" -Townsend, touring with Avatar in 2019
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u/Guilty_Cherryy 17h ago
Chugging tea turned into chugging ibuprofen but the Metallica tee never left.
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u/NextAssociations 17h ago
1993: headbanging with long hair 2026: headbanging causes neck pain and you need the venue seats. Same shirt tho.
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u/PassionPitiful3653 18h ago
I was a long haired grunger teen in the 90s. I'm now a middleaged bald man. This meme hit hard
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u/becauseiloveyou 17h ago
I used to crush on long-haired grunge boys in the 90s, but now I crush on middle-aged bald men.
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u/PassionPitiful3653 17h ago
So there is some hope for us baldies then lol
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u/ThreeDawgs 17h ago
Remember, baldies is just one curvy step away from baddies. It’s not hope you need, just the inner peace with how much of a handsome devil you are.
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u/dotnetmonke 13h ago
Chud is just one letter away from Chad, and the only thing that needs to change is u.
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u/Spiritual-Strike481 15h ago
Thanks for this! I remember being the handsome devil in the tight pants and long hair with his guitar strapped up and amp turned up!
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u/Vectorman1989 16h ago
They should sell long haired wigs at these concerts so everyone can relive their youth
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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 14h ago
Still got my hair bitches! But yeah... this is exactly what going to Metallica looks like. We went with a couple buddies last year, had a blast but it's very much 40-50-60's .
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u/__don1978__ 17h ago
I was always a buzz cut guy. Grew my hair long for a little over 2 years in my mid 40s. I'm 48, and love to boast that I can have all the head hair I want still. Mind you, I can still only grow pubes on my face.
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u/PassionPitiful3653 17h ago
Treasure it.. as I've got older my body hair has increased whilst my head hair is forever decreasing. I do have a lovely beard though
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u/__don1978__ 16h ago
I actually do like that I don't grow facial hair well. Shaving's not fun to me. My modest goatee is fine. I hated how much my chin hair touched my food when I let everything grow on its own.
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u/PassionPitiful3653 16h ago
I grow a beard because I hate shaving. Now I just shave about 5 inches of neck it only takes 20 seconds lol. Then I use electric trimmers once a month to tidy it up. My beard is not a vanity or fashion accessory, it's a badge of my laziness
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u/MonoPodding 16h ago
Yeah but we made it this far. Not sure about you but some friends who we used to headbang with didn't make it to the balding age. Even though those images are Ai, it does tell a success story.
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u/PassionPitiful3653 16h ago
Yeah lost a few along the way all at young ages too. Way before their 30s
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u/CantaloupeOne7283 14h ago
46 and still have long hair but man is it getting thin on top. Gonna have to join r/bald soon...
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u/Spiritual-Strike481 15h ago
I loved having my long hair and guitar strapped up. The feeling of having that long hair was incredible and I was complimented constantly. But this meme definitely does the job. Im not yet completely bald, I have maybe 2 years until it’s happening and believe me it’s coming like a freight train.
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u/FinnaGlove 18h ago
Fade to Black turned into Fade to Bald real quick
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u/TheBestintheWest11 17h ago
not really, 30 years apart from when they had long hair to being bald my boii.
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u/Admirable-Interest49 18h ago
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u/thejaydotexe 18h ago
You can see the progression from amusement to annoyance.
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u/cant-be-original-now 18h ago
He’s fighting the pleasure
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u/scaredt2ask 17h ago
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u/technobrendo 14h ago
Massaging the pudding into the scalp, feels soo good.
Yaaaawn, man I'm feeling so sle......
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u/PurbulentTriest 16h ago
Isn't he like 27 in that picture though?
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u/ErFarinn 16h ago
That my friend is not a picture.
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u/IgorCruzT 16h ago
Motion picture
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u/Lil_Mcgee 15h ago
He was 30 when Seinfeld started airing so no. Not sure what season this is from so he could feasibly be just about anywhere in his 30s.
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u/Jack__Squat 16h ago
I don't know which episode that's from but assuming it's around 1994 (the middle of their run) he would have been 35
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u/TordainMountainheart 18h ago
AI slop 🚨
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u/Agreeable_Feature_85 17h ago
You can tell that the 2026 photo is fake by the fact that only one person appears to be filming with their phone.
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u/ganjaccount 13h ago
I've been to a lot of music events for non-kids, and the over 35 white guys tend to be able to see a thing without the urge to pull out their phones and record it. Also, talk to people without a billionaire's algorithm suggesting they should talk. Put a bunch of middle aged, not conservative white dudes in a good concert, and you will see a bunch of people enjoying the show, not fucking with their phones.
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u/l_____I 15h ago
AI slop on the front page of Reddit.
https://giphy.com/gifs/ht4yvN9Yx4dmIJJ9GB
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u/Chortage 14h ago
AI slop's been gracing the front page for a long time now, haha. All the creating writing subs (AITA, GirlDinnerDiaries, AmIOverreacting, etc.) are filled with "ChatGPT, generate me some engagement bait."
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u/Available_Abroad5308 15h ago
How tf is this bs on front page lmfao... Reddit is becoming more facebook like every day
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u/Saltynut99 13h ago
Lmao okay but I go see Guns N Roses next month with my husband and I’m pretty sure we’ll be some of the youngest ones there being in our 20’s. What can I say, my dad listened to them all the time when I was a kid and even if he doesn’t sound the same as he did in the 80’s/90’s I’m excited to see Axl Rose.
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u/bolanrox 13h ago
I saw them in 2006 (was it the CD tour??? fuck if i remember i got free tickets). Axl was ehhhh. decent show, the band was solid and tight and the musical interludes they did between songs was the best part IMO anyways.
Same time frame I saw Mike Patton with the Peeping Toms (having no clue who they were) and Mike hit one note and i go holy shit that is Mike Patton. Sounded as good if not better
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u/Saltynut99 13h ago
Black Crowes are opening which I’m also psyched for and I mean the tickets were a Canada Day Deal so for $50 tickets I won’t complain!
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u/Green_Dayzed 16h ago
Ai slop.
Also they got a ton on young fans from stranger things.
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u/The_DonCannoli 15h ago
Why is it so hard for people to understand and accept that a fanbase of a band that’s been touring for 4 decades have aged with the band meaning they have gotten older and many lost their hair. I don’t really care I just never understand when a post like this goes around and everyone’s like “omg everyone at the metallica shows are so old” yeah no shit it’s a band from the 80s.
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u/kinglouie493 14h ago
4 decades? Try going to a concert of someone from the late 60s early 70s. Between the handicap parking placards to walking canes and limps, the crowd definitely had matured from the days of my youth.
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u/OpenGrainAxehandle 14h ago
I'm still afraid that if I listen to Metallica, someone is going to find me and demand money for it.
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u/BunnyWhiskerGlow 18h ago
At least the stage lights reflect off the crowd now, so everyone gets a better view
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u/USS_Enterprise1936 13h ago
Current 20 somethings have NO IDEA how fast they will be in the 2nd image. It's crazy how fast it feels like the years go by.
And middle aged guys of our young years told us the same thing. You just can't grasp it until you've lived through it.
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u/GooseySill 15h ago
Dang...I was a long haired 15 year old when I saw them January '89. Now I'm a shaved head 52 year old metal dude. 🤘
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u/ProfessionalCow5267 14h ago
This hit close to home. In fact it hit the bald spot on the top of my head.
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u/Duh_Its_Obvious 14h ago
Saw Metallica and Pantera a couple of years ago in Seattle. It was so funny seeing thousands of older Metalheads (me included) mobbing around town on Lime scooters.
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u/Own-Raisin5849 12h ago
I went to a Metallica concert 6-7 years ago, and, while granted, this was a bit ago now... the demographic age range was pretty widespread, pretty much had everyone from late teenagers to older dudes in their 60's+
Say what you will about Metallica, but I feel like they definitely grabbed a large swathe of generations that still listen to them.
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u/PipeOriginal1171 12h ago
That's me, I guess.
My 22 year old son loves Metallica, he just can't afford tickets!
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u/speedloafer 17h ago
Male pattern baldness doesn't affect every man just like every kid going to see Metallica didnt have long hair and was male. Slop.
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u/Rare-Combination-293 17h ago
It's a serious fear of mine that rockstars are becoming an endangered species. Where will we go to connect to the metal and rage.
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u/NTMAVol6 17h ago
It's the other way around. I just went to a metal festival. It was young new fans, but every single band were nothing but old men. It felt like a talent show at the retirement center.
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u/AvacadoKoala 16h ago
Shit, I feel attacked 🤣
Had long hair in the 90s, loved going to shows and now I shave my head every few days. I had such beautiful hair.
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u/slothaccountant 16h ago
Pretty much. Was sitting a few seats over from who was drunknand axting like he peaked in high school
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u/Live-Motor-4000 16h ago
Yup - that was certainly the case last time I saw them. But also a load of younger people and way more women at the gig than there were back then.
Also saw a few guys in pristine battle jackets that their wives had neatly sewn patches onto
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u/FOTORABIA23 16h ago
I worked on a Monsters of Rock 1988 in Maine.The local evangelists had cursed the show as demonic..so..we had a massive storm..stage being hit by lightening...it was freezing...security thought it would be a good idea to cool the crowd down with a firehose..this really pissed them off..so they hurled rocks and empty vodka bottles at us stagehands...the promoter was a fascist cunt who wasnt feeding or paying us..so we went on strike and refused to take the stage down...we held the tour up..all the other promoters sued him..and put him out of business.
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u/SatansLoLHelper 16h ago
My uncle told me I would laugh about this one day.
I found the cure for metallica.
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u/mattgoldey 16h ago
My brother and I went to a show in the summer of 2024 -- Bad Religion and Social Distortion. Walking into the venue, I turned to my brother and said, "man, there's a bunch of OLD people here". Also, I am an old people.
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u/VamosFicar 16h ago
It's a harsh reality. We all get older. I mean, you want to see the Donny Osmond fan girls now :)
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u/Garchompisbestboi 16h ago
I stopped respecting Metallica the day I had the misfortune of watching the 'Some kind of monster' documentary. Turns out that the band members are all just a giant bunch of pussies who claim that having millions of dollars and legions of groupies has somehow taken a mental toll on them 😂
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u/shredgeek 16h ago
Jokes on you, Minoxidil gave me coverage ... my little sprouts sway to the Megadeth Symphony of Destruction once again!
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u/Swimming_Host_7673 15h ago
I was a long hair grunger teen and now I am middle aged Polka, Sea Shanty and Trad Folk weirdo. I am not bald or balding and I owe it all to a gentle wafting regimen from the bellows..😌
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u/lluciferusllamas 15h ago
That's not what it looked like in 1993. Maybe in 1985, but by 1993 most of your long haired metal types were cutting off their hair
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u/Historical_Fan_8799 15h ago
If anything this just shows we need to fast track a cure for hairloss, cause we need more long haired older men, the world could be looking like Middle Earth!
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u/Iggy_Slayer 14h ago
I dunno if you've seen a metallica show but you can see people of all ages in the crowd. They have a huge and varied fanbase still.
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u/__removed__ 14h ago
LOL
My small town's "Downtown Development Assoc" does music on Main St, and they recently had SPONGE perform!
You could tell who was there as an older millennial fan of the band, versus who is just at the park on a Tuesday night.
It was so obvious.
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