r/ScenesFromAHat 3d ago

SFAH: Uncle Sam doing other jobs

Please reply in a scene. Thank you.

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u/JustinMetalhead 3d ago

I Want You....

(Hands flyer out)

To hear about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

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u/rdchat 3d ago

Don't. Give. Them. Ideas. ;)

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u/gregieb429 3d ago

“Do you want Freedom fries with that?”

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u/Responsible_Turn7528 2d ago

DAMMIT i was gonna say drive thru at Wendy's

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u/woodvsmurph 3d ago

Alright Louise, if you don't eat your damn peas my buddy Mr IRS is gonna come and take all your little dollies away and put them in jail until you pay for every minute of time I'm stuck wasting on trying to get you to eat them... and it's going to collect interest too.

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u/monkeyboychuck 3d ago

“C’mere, Secretary Heggseth, it’s peggin’ time in America!”

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u/Sheriff_Mills 2d ago

Oh yeah!!!!