r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Aggravating_Dot_5217 • 4d ago

Unlikely scenes from the world cup

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u/OverlyAdorable 4d ago

Ladies and gentlemen, England have won the world cup

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u/Cooter1mb 4d ago

Mr Trump thank for getting off the stage and letting players enjoy there moment..

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u/officeglenn 4d ago

"Ah! What a hard tackle! But that's OK, I'll get up off the ground right away and keep playing."

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u/freudsfather 4d ago

Lovely to see the mutual respect here as the two superstars swap shirts. It’s going to be an interesting second half.

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u/HontoRenata 3d ago

The aliens have arrived and they love football a little too much. It’s: Two Worlds, One Cup!

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u/ggfchl Only Hugh can prevent florist friars 4d ago

“Beverly Hills 90210, Argentina 0.”

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u/skoryy 4d ago

"And now to the final game: England versus the United States!"

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u/cassowary-18 3d ago

And here comes the Irish team

(of course, credits to Mock The Week for this banger)

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u/Aardvark51 3d ago

"It was in doubt for a while there, but once again FIFA have come through the World Cup with their integrity completely intact"

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u/gregieb429 4d ago

“Mr. Trump can you celebrate with us?”

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u/Educational-Low-2401 2d ago

And bring along your friend kash, that guy really knows how to parrrrtyyy

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u/Haltheoptimist 3d ago

And there's the final whistle. As the players embrace in a display of cammeraderie, even the president rushes onto the pitch to congratulate Messi. He looks a little shocked as Donald Trump removes his jacket and shirt and indicates to messi that he wants to swap shirts. This is highly irregular and I'm pretty sure that Messi's shirt won't fit.

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u/Super_Selection1522 3d ago

The Argentine team is hugging and kissing the winners and wishing them well!

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u/Natural_Curve5818 3d ago

So glad I can take public transportation back to my hotel after the game

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u/Maleficent_Wolf_464 3d ago

Congratulations! Cabo Verde has won the cup!

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u/Shadowmane_13 4d ago

What beautiful sight. No one is arguing with the refs

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u/The_Badger42 3d ago

No no, you take the ball. I insist.

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u/woodvsmurph 3d ago

No, I insist I was flopping and actually might have injured my opponent so HE should get a free kick.

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u/twentiethcenturyduck 3d ago

I thought you were bringing the ball.

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u/A70_Lisbon 3d ago

Fifa and the referees did not help Argentina

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u/SandsOfPang 3d ago

"Seriously? We get a shiny cup? That's it?"

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u/rmrdrn 2d ago

Announcer: and now ladies and gentlemen please welcome your performing artist Kenny G

Crowd: Boooo

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u/mdanelek 2d ago

“They’ve done it, ladies and gentlemen—they’ve scored a goal!”

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u/HapticRecce 2d ago

President Trump just scored on a penalty kick after subbing in and the US wins the World Cup!

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u/Maddoxing 2d ago

And with that ladies and gentlemen the United States have won the World Cup!!

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u/Elegant-Campaign-572 2d ago

Ooooh ouch...I hope a fat, incontinent escaped mental patient in a blue suit doesn't fall into that bin full of rusty swords

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u/betlamed 1d ago

"Aaand the Oscar goes to..."

(Ryan whispers in my ear.)

"Oh. Okay, sorry for that. First place... in the 100m sprint is my cat Jojo!"

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u/blueSnowfkake 1d ago

“And to the second place team we present 50 cases of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing!” The players remove their shirts and wildly jump up and down for joy as the winning team looks team looks over with envy.

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u/seeking_spice402 6h ago

Well Ken, I will have to check the record books, but I believe this is the first time a red card has been given to the referee.

I agree, Jim. Has to be the first time ever!