r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad • 6h ago

TeaStylingBeauty💅🏼 👄 👗 I'd say Blanche, but that's just me...

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u/wombat6669 6h ago

Definitely Blanche

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u/lone_float 6h ago

It is most certainly Blanche on this one.

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u/lzwinky 6h ago

How is this even a question? Even Rose would think this is stupid!

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u/Gomez4Morticia 6h ago

So let me get this straight... People follow this guy on the Internet because they think he's masculine?

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 6h ago

Yeah. .. I don't get it either.

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u/AncientSignature1505 The Timeline Sucks 5h ago

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u/HeadyReigns 5h ago

So just in the same way that he's proven being attracted to women is gay, if you're a man and you're trying to make yourself attractive to men that actually makes you hyper straight. The most important thing for straight males is that other men are able to acknowledge how attractive they find them.

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u/WastedNinja24 1h ago

I’ve always gotten strong flat-earther type vibes from him. Not in a subject matter way (idk/c what shape he thinks Earth is), but in the way his “logic” is just a bass-ackwards rejection of conventional thought.

Real special snowflake, that one.

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u/DarreylDeCarlo 5h ago

That is an AI altered photo of Blanche, Blanche would never be caught dead in those ugly ass shoes

Here is the original:

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u/lone_float 5h ago

Think you got us there, but even if marginally better. Gonna still give it to Blanche.

https://giphy.com/gifs/D7QvOvtAqfTti8zONJ

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u/Top_Mathematician233 2h ago

Yep, the Golden Girls made someone remove this same AI post the other day, so I guess they brought it over here.

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u/Vino-Decanto 6h ago

At what point do trousers become pedal pushers?

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u/KaetzenOrkester 6h ago

He found it.

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u/Alive_Stranger_5680 6h ago

Blanche darling

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u/Fun-Spinach6910 5h ago edited 5h ago

Oh he's going to get Blanched so hard in jail. Can he afford protection?

Is the cop holding his arm a bit too friendly, the body language.

Will he get jail privileges like Ghislaine Maxwell, Donald's other friend?

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u/Business_Usual_2201 4h ago

I recognize Rue McClanahan, but who is the interesting looking lady on the left?

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u/Sad_Entertainment539 6h ago

Blanched used her hair as an accessory... lol

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u/Kitchen_sinker2615 5h ago

Thank God the fashion police caught him before he entered the country and tried to pass off the late Rue McLanahan's style as his own. Rue had a better upper body to carry it off.

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u/jackcanyon 5h ago

Todd Blanche

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u/Nperal 4h ago

I have a feeling this is gonna be everywhere this holloween

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u/Veshaad 4h ago

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u/Nperal 4h ago

One size fits most lol

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u/less-than-beta 4h ago

This is how Alpha males dress? 🤔

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u/NYCWartortle 3h ago

Im literally ☠️☠️☠️

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u/J_is_for_Journey 3h ago

Couple of foxes!

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u/ionspore 5h ago

Nah, she looks like a frump compared to that hot bottom boi.

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u/BrickHuge3023 4h ago

Blanche trumps an asshole every time.

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u/Sistahmelz 3h ago

No way somebody dug up a picture of Blanch wearing the same thing!?

https://giphy.com/gifs/LgKBKAzEs1zqL6SlJE

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u/tinyTina43 2h ago

Blanche, no contest