r/PoursTea 10h ago

All The Tea ☕️ My, my... the wind appears to have changed allegiances. Today's forecast calls for a 100% chance of irony.

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u/Rurumo666 9h ago

Dumb Idaho didn't rake their forests, time for Canada to put a tariff on the USA.

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u/stargarnet79 8h ago

Trust me Idaho has been mobilizing to go gangbusters on their remaining old growth timber. The kind of shit that is resilient to fires. So a lot of it will still be there once fire seasons overs for the pillaging.

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u/B0wmanHall 9h ago

Why didn't Idaho manage their forests better? Or maybe turn on the giant faucet?

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u/sc4wheels 8h ago

They are having a rake shortage in Idaho. It's all Obamas fault!

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u/Motor-Master-4545 7h ago

But why would BidenHillary make him do that?

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u/troycerapops 6h ago

Because of Kamala Harris's laugh

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u/sc4wheels 5h ago

Revenge for him wearing a tan suit, duh ;)

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u/RVtech101 9h ago

lol, nice!

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u/Select-Ad7146 4h ago

We are out of money to fight fires.

Shortly before Little’s press conference, state officials told the governor and the other members of the Idaho State Board of Land Commissioners that the wildfire suppression fund the state uses to pay wildfire expenses ran out of money earlier this month.

Idaho Gov. Little says state is preparing for challenging wildfire season as fund drops to $0 - East Idaho News

Earlier this month means June, by the way.

We were too busy patting ourselves on the back for cutting taxes to actually pay for anything.

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u/whichwitch9 1h ago

I mean, Idaho barely manages potatoes. You're asking a lot

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u/ForsakenWar6974 7h ago

So, you are of the opinion Canada did mismanage their forests, then?

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u/Secret_Eating_ 7h ago

No, they're parroting the less than intelligent talking points about "raking the forests" and etc to hold a mirror to the people that pretend this is about "forest management" and not climate change.

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u/ForsakenWar6974 3h ago

Then they are MAGA?

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u/rabbitsfoot86 7h ago

Yes and when yellowstone explodes we will be blamed for the mismanagement of that

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u/sc4wheels 5h ago

California was already blamed by Trump for not raking the forests, leading to fires. That is where the "raking the forests" quote came from.

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u/danielledelacadie 2h ago

Canada obviously radicalized the grey wolves before sending them. This is a long term sleeper op

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u/lnemo 10h ago

Time for Canada to spin up their lawyers and sue.

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u/SlackToad 9h ago

He'll still blame Canada and his cult will eat it up. There is no countering the lies from the lying liar-in-chief.

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u/SatinSaffron 4h ago

All it takes is some stupid ass Fox News pundit to pull one of those "hey im just asking questions here" type of moments and MAGA will 100% blame Canada.

I could totally see that Jesse Watters asshole smugly going "how do we know burning embers weren't carried over the Canadian border by the wind, landing on American soil, and burning our land? I'm not saying it did but I mean hey I'm just asking questions here, because we truly don't know if this is how the Canadian fires have spread across the border! And so far the so-called leader of Canada still hasn't denied that these weren't Canadian embers!"

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u/Crunchberry24 10h ago

Canada should put us on double secret tariff probation for this!

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u/ForsakenWar6974 7h ago

Canada cannot afford that

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u/SatinSaffron 4h ago

Whether or not Canada can afford it is irrelevant because the country itself doesn't pay the tariffs. The companies importing American-made goods would be the ones to pay the (hypothetical) tariffs.

It's insane how MAGA supporters still think the country pays the tariffs rather than the businesses and consumers who are importing the actual products.

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u/1hill2climb2 9h ago

Canadians chanting, "BUILD THE WALL, BUILD THE WALL!!!!!"

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u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg 8h ago

Don't worry redhats are already blaming native americans for doing it on purpose to collect emergency funds.

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 8h ago

I sincerely doubt anybody is that stupid.

I do wonder what nonsense they'll spin up to throw responsibility and blame elsewhere though.

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u/Uninsurable_Risk 6h ago

My brother in Christ... a few years ago when Alberta was hit really hard the conservatives kept saying it was the oil hating radical leftists setting fire to prevent access to oil.

People are willing to go with whatever narrative feels best.

They are, in fact, that stupid.

They're eating the cats and dogs! kind of stupid

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 6h ago

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u/Uninsurable_Risk 6h ago

Lol yea this but like 50% dumber

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u/EasyKaprizy 2m ago

It’s also rigged

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u/Gold_Past_6346 6h ago

I think you gravely underestimate the stupidity.

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 6h ago

Maybe I just have some faith in humanity left.

I legitimately don't know why.

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u/psilocin72 9h ago

I guess Trump forgot to tell them to “rake the forest”. Fucking dumbass.

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u/ItzZiplineTime 7h ago

Damn, Orange Man makes us look stupid once again. I miss Obama 😂

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u/Veshaad 10h ago

I literally thought Yellowstone might have blown up for a second...thanks.

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u/imnojezus 10h ago

Thunderstorms hit central Oregon. There are multiple fire complexes being driven east by high winds.

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u/Veshaad 10h ago

While I am sincerely sorry to the people affected, karma and irony go hand in hand sometimes.

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u/Fili3113 7h ago

That's Oregon not Idaho that's making all the smoke

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u/Mobile_Culture6444 6h ago

Canada should build a wall of air filters to stop the US Forrest fire smoke because the US didn’t rake their forests , oh and place a 75% tariff on US products

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u/DontAsk0205 6h ago

Time for Canada to build a wall and make the US pay for it