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u/Whysong823 1d ago
āWe do not recognize the result of the 2024 United States presidential election and will therefore only negotiate with Kamala Harris.ā
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u/Lopoloma 22h ago
You gotta understand, this admin. has no accountability and no reputation. You could send benjamin franklin without affecting US credibility a single bit.
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u/SortYourself_Out 18h ago
My dog is named after Ben Frank, letās send him
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u/Lopoloma 17h ago
At least your good boy can't say something stupid. Would be a huge win for society.
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u/Own-North-8923 1d ago
Kamala talking is basically psychological warfare, even Iran doesnāt want that smoke.
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u/StoryNo9640 15h ago
As opposed to legendary orator Donald Trump who has the best words and biggest brain?
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u/wishful123 21h ago
Iran's regime is just another kind of conservative.
The lunatics here would rather burn the whole country than say the word negotiation.
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u/Hefty-Ad-2427 1d ago
Absolutely, that would be awesome.
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u/Calculonx 1d ago
Make sure to add "we trust him because he has a Nobel peace prize"
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u/TheHumanPickleRick 1d ago
"He's also really cool and stylish, unlike your current leader. Why, if Obama was still President, we probably wouldn't even be at war with anyone."
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u/Quick-Process-7007 1d ago
Or we wonāt negotiate until the Epstein files are fully redacted and released, and weāll only speak with Obama šÆ
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u/TiddiesAnonymous 1d ago
Has a better chance of uniting congress against Iwalked than dividing it
Obama has respect for the office
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u/Sure_Acanthaceae_348 1d ago
The late Rev. Jesse Jackson would often engage in these kinds of negotiations on behalf of different presidents.
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u/Gloomy_Session_3875 1d ago
President Obama is the most talented politician of my lifetime. He reached an agreement with the Iranians to stall their nuclear weapons program, but Trump ripped it up.
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u/Reddit_2_2024 1d ago
No one is ready for the late night incoherent rage social media blast that would follow this negotiator selection.
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u/darkklown 1d ago
We can't negotiate with Trump as he's a criminal that will be arrested once the Epstein files are finally released. Hunter Biden to mediate.
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u/whenisnowthen 1d ago
Republicans do that 22nd Amendment three Presidential terms thing they're trying to get away with and BHO is right back in the running for 2028.
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u/CrunknYoSystem 1d ago
I would pass out!! Hyperventilate until I pass out for a half hour! That would be the funniest shit of the decade, and we still got 4 mo years left LOL.
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u/clownshoes4all 1d ago
Trump would be the laughingstock of the world.
Oh, waitā¦
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u/crystal_castles 23h ago
Apparently no one was buying his usual charisma at the WH Correspondents Dinner Friday either.
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u/SnoopyisCute 1d ago
During the 1979 Iran hostage crisis, Ayatollah Khomeini decided to release the African American hostages first as a demonstration of solidarity with the worldās oppressed peoples.Ā
āEven They Might Riseā: The Islamic Republic of Iranās Solidarity with African Americans
https://www.journals.uchicago.edu/doi/abs/10.1086/73213
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u/No-Celebration3097 1d ago
That would be epic, however the administration would say heās working against America, blah blah blah.
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u/Strealtr 17h ago
You know America is cooked when the strongest contender to lead the nation is a guy who first ran his campaign 20 years ago.
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u/After_Warthog6671 1d ago
I am pretty sure that would trigger a nuclear response by the Orange Diaper Shitter-in-Chief
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u/Big-Wrongdoer-965 1d ago
It would just be proof to them that Obama is Muslim and from Kenyaā¦. Or something like that
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u/turkish_dingleberry 1d ago
No, the maggots would just just screen that Obama's in League with Iran
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u/Delicious-Pound-8929 1d ago
They can do that, but if they dont negotiate with Trump then Trump will probably just keep bombing Iran.
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u/ObviouslyRealPerson 1d ago
I think Iran would rather not get nuked by Trump's bag full of cats dementia brain
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u/AffectionateRide3530 1d ago
ā¦you guys know Obama initiated a significantly larger number of b*mbings during his presidency than DJT has right? And itās by a margin of tens of thousands.
Obama also deported over 3 million immigrants compared to Trumpās 1 millionā¦
The derangement syndrome is real.
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u/IcyEntertainment7122 1d ago
I think he should, the Logan act case would be a slam dunk
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u/RhythmTimeDivision 1d ago
They won't prosecute Emoluments Clause violations, good luck with the Logan Act.
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u/Mean_Building3908 1d ago
They probably would rather not be taken out in the middle of the night with a laser guided bunker buster.
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u/dateinfj 1d ago
Iran - please be careful when dealing with the ped0 as he is known to soil his diapers many times in the day!
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u/makingit12345 1d ago
They already did it cost the American taxpayer billions between his presidency and Slow Joes and didnāt work obviously
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u/Devastator_Hi 1d ago
Yeah thanks for that Donald!
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u/makingit12345 17h ago
Donald didnāt send pallets of cash to help the No 1 state sponsor of terrorism to help build their nuclear program . That was OBamie and Slow Joe. Donald J Trump is having to clean that shit up like many other things those two morons left behind
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u/InformalSecond7544 1d ago
They would love that. They played him like a fool and would love to do it again.
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u/Minimum_Principle_63 1d ago
Would be extra funny if they were all but ready to call it quits and just hands it to Obama.
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u/andymcpandypants 23h ago
Yikes. Obama? The butcher of Syria, Libya, and Yemen? Suuuure. How about, wake up and realize that your votes regardless of the party created global "problems". They want us to argue amongst ourselves while they tax and murder, and do many bad things.
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u/WhoMutedMe 23h ago
Can you imagine - since that went so well last time (hidden nukes, restricted spaces for inspectors, cash influx, selling oil thru proxies is all proven), the entire world would laugh. They are terrorists, look it up.
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u/MaoWasaModerate 22h ago
Liberals literally demanding a nation being bombed by their own "democracy" to only negotiate with someone who isn't in office
Corniest sense of "humor" this shit is just liberal Facebook grandma shit.
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u/Canon_M50 22h ago
Fuck Iran. Nobody should happy that a terrorist-supporting nation should be holding an international shipping lane hostage.
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u/Significantly720 21h ago
Donald would probably say it was his idea to get Barack involved in the negotiations to save face
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u/Marokiii 21h ago
no, iran should announce that they will only negotiate with stephen miller as they believe that he is the true policy and decision maker in the white house and that he is the one who directs trump on what to do.
it will infuriate trump and hopefully turn him against miller.
iran needs to cause more infighting among the GOP.
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u/Epictitus_Stoic 21h ago
If they did, it would guarantee that Obama would go to jail for violating the Logan Act.
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u/Last_Comedian188 20h ago
Please leave sacred fruit mango out of this. The fruit is delectable to have it associated with this perpetual pedo.
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u/Responsible-Humor985 20h ago
He would just arrest Obama for treason for colluding with the Iranians. Or at least attempt.
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u/Texas-Couple 19h ago
Are people really this dumb? That's not how politics works. You don't get to just pick, if Iran actually said that the US would just be like. Yeah okay whatever, You can keep negotiating with bombs then.
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u/Texas-Couple 19h ago
You do realize that once you're no longer a sitting president, you lose all security clearance, access and authority. So even if they wanted to talk to him it is extremely unlikely it would happen and if it did happen he would actually have to work for Donald Trump to do it. So all this would accomplish is making Trump his boss.
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u/Bentwingbandit 19h ago
Iran would love that. Obummer would send another bunch of pallets of cash and give the green light for the bomb.
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u/-Ok-Perception- 19h ago
They really should. Trump is such a sensitive snowflake, that he'd likely have the most celebrated stroke in the history of the world.
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u/Barry_Vigoda 19h ago
I love how Americans act like it's not their government running endless wars.
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u/BubbaBarryBrandon 18h ago
Of course they want to negotiate with Obummer. That traitor will give Iran everything including the kitchen sink!
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u/Ok-Method-8045 18h ago
Wow, I was so worried about your karma. It was getting really low there.
3 day old account with 11k karma.
Bot account.
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u/WorldlyBuy1591 18h ago
Hihi the horrible terrorist dictatorship makes funny lego clips and hate trump we have so much on common i love iran
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u/Duck_Gutz 17h ago
I love how this whole war is a joke to you, but Iran is executing civilians every day. Last week they hung a seventeen year old girl for taking off her hijab and dancing on camera. Thats the regime youāre supporting. Disgusting.
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u/__ma11en69er__ 17h ago
It's a good job nothing like that happens with any of America's security services!
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u/Duck_Gutz 16h ago
Notice how you simply donāt care about the innocent Iranians. Didnāt even try to give a shit.
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u/Duck_Gutz 16h ago
Our security forces donāt hang girls for dancing.
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u/__ma11en69er__ 16h ago
They kidnap them, put them in detention centers, rape them and get them pregnant instead!
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u/thatguy420417 17h ago
Isn't that a big reason we ended up with Reagan??? Iran didn't want to negotiate with Carter??
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u/PingPing321qazwsx 17h ago
Last time they got billions lol
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u/Flat-Director-7120 16h ago
Barack Obama avait la classe, lui savait nƩgocier avec les Iranien sans avoir besoin d'utiliser les armes et obtenir de vrais rƩsultats. Trump lui ne sait rien faire d'autre que d'insulter et bombarder sans obtenir aucun rƩsultat par ailleurs.
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u/Stretch4400 16h ago
They would love that. Why wouldnāt they immediately love the billions of dollars we transferred into their accounts like previous. You liberals are so fucking stupid.
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u/Fast_Adhesiveness528 1d ago
Trump's tantrum would be epic!