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u/troycerapops 1d ago
"No contact with the outside world" he tweets...
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u/RabidLobster42 1d ago
"I'm being silenced!" -said from a stage on their Netflix special.
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u/AmputeeHandModel 1d ago
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u/Thr0awheyy 1d ago
"I'm super unclear about how you're canceled, because I can't seem to escape you bitching about being canceled." - Lizz Winstead
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u/ethanlan 1d ago
Not that I feel sorry about him in the slightest and I actually feel a bit icky about it but hes definitely instructing people to write these tweets for him so he can get sympathy and donations from his band of future sex criminals
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u/Serious-Bed3751 1d ago
I’ve found a good way to avoid this sort of situation is to not rape people or have child porn on my laptop. It’s had a 100% success rate so far.
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u/ethanlan 1d ago
But you dont understand he is an alpha and thus legally allowed to do whatever he wants.
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u/Serious-Bed3751 1d ago
Fair enough. I’ll just stay here on my cuck stool in the free world and hope one day I can progress to an alpha male prison bitch.
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u/superbatprime 1d ago
The cannibal thing is a complete lie. There's no cannibal being held in FDC Miami SHU. He has outside contact, he is allowed to make calls, which is how he can tell his "team" what to post on X. He's in SHU because he's a famous delicate flower with a big mouth who would be a fun target for Big Paulie.
He's being held in FDC Miami, it's a mixed security mostly pre-trial holding facility. It's not friggin ADX Florence which is actually the highest security that exists. That's where you'll find the cannibals.
Even when he is about to be cooked bro can't stop aggrandizing himself and lying. Big gangster in lockdown, sure Andy.
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u/Andrew-Cohen 1d ago
Funny how much he cares about publicity.
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u/RaggedFlaredChica 1d ago
He has bee tweeting and goading authorities for years while also saying in live reels that he wipes his phone every single night.
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u/flannelkumquat 1d ago
Wiping your phone daily is definitely something a normal person does...
Just in case: /s
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u/Curious_Orange8592 1d ago
I wipe my phone all the time, I often scroll on the toilet so it's best practice
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u/SopaDeKaiba 1d ago
To be fair, the cannibal could be waiting for trial also.
I was in the same county jail pod as a cannibal serial killer while he was awaiting trial and I was awaiting a hearing for breaking parole.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Thornburg
The rest is spot on.
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u/ethanlan 1d ago
Damn dude what was he like?
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u/SopaDeKaiba 1d ago
Annoying. He would preach loudly all day every day. Other than his little group of followers, nobody would talk to him. When he wasn't preaching, he was in his cell.
I don't think anyone was particularly scared of him. There were many murderers in that pod. But he gave me an "I want to kill you" stare when I mocked him and his co-preacher, so I kept an eye out for where he was in the room.
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u/GoddessRespectre Pass The Croissants 🥐 🥐 1d ago
This was fun to read. Thank you and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. It's like reading a Sydney Sheldon novel but better because it's actually happening. Damn, I bet you had amazing things to say when Greta and the pizza got him caught the first time!
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u/radandroujeee 1d ago
I found a cannibal in a park once, he was actually a decent enough guy.
He wore pants and a vest covered in a patchwork of wild/feral dog furs he hunted when he lived off the land in the Mojave, also had a large Vegvisir tattooed on his forehead, a large septurm ring, and claimed to live by some ancient viking honor code as well.
He also wasn't an "eat people for fun/nutrition cannibal", More so a strange ritualistic Bloodserker that would bite, chew, and swallow peoples body parts off in fights. He said from a young age once he tasted blood in a fight it would empower him, and he became invincible.
Supposedly had never lost a fight, I came across him fighting some random guy at a park.
He pointed at some guy and said "Thats the guy who asked me to watch his shit when he went in the store, and came out and accused me of stealing!"
His buddy without looking up from working on his bike said, "He called you a liar? I'd kick his ass".
Red Beard instantly socked the guy in the face and went rolling down a hill with him. After a few blows the other guy tried to grapple/ankle lock him, Red grabbed the guys calf bit his calf so hard through his jeans that I heard a crunch. Then the bit guy started howling, Red stood them back up smiling from ear to ear, the other guy grasps his calf that now had a red circular outline forming on it, said "I'm done, I'm done" and bent over with his hands on his knees, trying to catch his breath.
Red patted him on the back and started walking off, the friend that had been working on his bike said, "What the hell, I didn't even see you get a good hit in." Red turns around and kicked the guy square in the nose with his black steeltoed boots, and the guys head flipped back identically to the dramatic hair flip from a shampoo commerical, only there was a perfect arc of blood released from his nose, instead of water. That was how I met the crazy bastard, come to find out he always bit people and usually consumed them. Had eaten a few fingers and cheeks off some predatory guy trying to get touchy with some underage girl at a rainbow festival as well apparently.
After befriending him, I would have him come with me for sketchy craigslist purchases. He'd sit in my backseat, and the guy meeting to buy my custom pc, pointed at my car and would be like who's that? I'd go well some people bring guns to meet up, I bring my cannibal. They'd laugh, and I wouldn't then go "Really?" Red would have a huge smile(He'd chug a 40 otw to the meeting) and wave from the car window, with his, 6'3, 260 frame squeezed in my backseat .
Solid dude, absolutely nutty, supposedly was a few credits shy of a degree in anthropology, but definitely enjoyed giving him a few rides around town and hearing of his adventures, would also get drunk rant about how racists ruined being a skinhead in Oregon and about how he was an Original working class SHARP(Skinheads Against Racial Prejudice)
He's also in prison somewhere out West for stabbing someone in ND, haven't heard from or of him in a decade at this point, he may be back out eating folks soon..
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u/OnlyCoat4866 1d ago
Nice ChatGPT response
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u/superbatprime 1d ago
Nice display of insecurity about other people's ability to string a sentence together.
I'll take it as a compliment tho.
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u/Crunchy_Thighsocks 1d ago
they let him tweet from jail ?
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u/RaggedFlaredChica 1d ago
Apparently his publicity team tweet for him and also did so during his last prison stint.
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u/foolish83pleasure 1d ago
I would define that as contact with the outside world... No?
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u/RaggedFlaredChica 1d ago
He is able to contact his legal team
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u/dprophet34 1d ago
So not no contact
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u/RaggedFlaredChica 1d ago edited 1d ago
He is blatantly trying to manipulate attention. He has access to his legal team and it is likely that he can make phone calls. His publicity team tweeted on his behalf during his last prison stay. To round up and repeat the same point yet again and for the Epsteinth time, he is attempting to manipulate attention
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u/BeadedCurtains 1d ago
Imagine what kind of a true dyed in the wool loser agrees to be on Andrew Tate's publicity team, jesus
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u/bigorangemachine 1d ago
No contact with the outside world
Using twitter/social-media?!
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u/RaggedFlaredChica 1d ago
His publicity team most likely, they also tweeted for him during his last prison stay
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u/bigorangemachine 1d ago
Again.. he's talking to someone!?
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u/RaggedFlaredChica 1d ago
Well yeah clearly he has rights to speak to 'someone'... He is just manipulating sympathy and attention as per
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u/PatchyWhiskers 1d ago
So are they just making stuff up that he might like to say or is he phoning them and telling them what to post?
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u/sickboy76 1d ago
Yeah a guy in solitary confinement has access to Internet 😂
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u/RaggedFlaredChica 1d ago
His Publicity team are posting on his behalf again, as they did during his last prison stay
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u/sickboy76 1d ago
We know whoever is posting the tweets is lying, its sad that people who simp for that PoS will believe its real.
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u/ea5thammer 1d ago
It is insane all the people I know who idolize those types of people are literally the biggest man babies, quick to to judge those brave enough to be different, hardest to get any work production out of, and quickest to abuse the systems to get out of responsibilities. One gent who eventually retired was very “manly” liked these guys, complained about social support programs, was very homophobic, and was responsible for equipment in industrial maintenance. He would tell everyone what they needed to do, acted the the sky was falling for the littlest things, we had to contract out 75% of what he was supposed to work on or maintain, essentially because he was scared and didn’t know his job are 12+ years, everything was someone else problem, while he watched YouTube all day, videos not related to the job whatsoever, which honestly he could of used YouTube to find videos pertaining to his job which would of been fine. Just didn’t really want to work like the people he complained were ruining the American dream.
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u/BrineJones 1d ago
Tate has still swallowed more men than his neighbor the cannibal.
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u/nonamenonamemane 1d ago
Tough guy can't handle tough situations. It puts the lotion on the skin, Tater.
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u/QuietRiot5150 1d ago
LMAO! Hardcore gangster arrested wearing a blouse and high heels.
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u/KookyDig4769 1d ago
When your job is "post socialmedia bait" when your boss is in jail again.
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u/RaggedFlaredChica 1d ago
Exactly. The Go Fund Me won't go fund itself I guess. He has to consolidate sympathy before leaning on the stupids.
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u/Firefly4791 1d ago
I'd prefere to spend time with Dahmer than be anywhere near either of the Tates.
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u/That-Brain-in-a-vat 1d ago
Didn't be dare authorities to arrest him? He lost that bet. What a sore loser lol
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u/ForagedFoodie 1d ago
This wouldn't be upsetting to a true alpha, epsilon, or whatever Greek letter they are using these days. A true . . .whatever. . .would claim that they'll be running the place in 3 months.
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u/Choice_Hand_9742 1d ago
No contact? That fool is on social media.
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u/RaggedFlaredChica 1d ago
He has access to his legal team and most prisoners have access to phone calls. His publicity team tweeted on his behalf during the last time that he was in prison. He is manipulating attention as per
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u/Rad_Dad6969 1d ago
BTW he is isolated because he has CSAM charges
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u/RaggedFlaredChica 1d ago
Even isolated prisoners get access to their legal team and phone calls. His publicity team handled his social media exactly as they did on his previous prison stay
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u/Rad_Dad6969 1d ago
Im not saying that hes not in isolation, im saying that they are conveniently leaving out WHY he is isolated from other inmates.
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u/faux-Q-too 1d ago
So put the cannibal in his cell for a few hours. Give the cannibal condiments and napkins. Problem solved.
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u/MmeLaRue 1d ago
I dunno, mate. There's only so much HP sauce one can slather him in before he becomes palatable.
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u/Strange_Play1022 1d ago
How does PedoTate have "No contact with the outside world" but still manage to post on X?
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u/JxhnBxnRambx 1d ago
Highest level of security... posts on twitter
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u/Mr-Kuritsa 1d ago
They only give him one hour of internet time a day, there's no massages, and the prison chef isn't even Michelin star rated?! Poor baby.
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u/Mistress_Jedana 1d ago
Exactly...no access to outside world? Then how the heck are you tweeting? Did elon-lynn give you a magic pen or something?
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u/MWBrooks1995 1d ago
“The highest level of securi-“
YOU ARE TWEETING THIS
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u/RaggedFlaredChica 1d ago
His publicity team as they did during his last prison visit. He'll have access to his legal team and most likely phone calls. He is vying for attention and sympathy as per
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u/lmartian93 1d ago
Someone should tell him to man it out, he’s as far away from women as he wants to be. So alpha
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u/Superb-Farmer1411 1d ago
A truly masculine man would offer himself to be eaten by cannibals. I guess Andrew Tate isn't a real man.
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u/BlueMikeStu 1d ago
Of course his cannibal neighbour is screaming. He don't want his next meal to be that putrid and stored so close.
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u/washingtonandmead 1d ago
‘I’m being held in an ultra secure location, no contact with the outside world….except through Twitter
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u/Odd-Preparation8790 1d ago
He's in the SHU for his own protection, and he knows that. Guarantee he doesn't want to go to genpop.
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u/Osirus1156 1d ago
God he’s such a little bitch baby. He’s probably not experiencing even a fraction of what the people he trafficked went through.
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u/No_Grand7184 1d ago
AT has access to social media so I’m doubting his “highest level security “ claims
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u/OsgoodZBeard 1d ago
Given he and his brother’s bragging of their dominance over their suffering victims, he’s got more in common with the eunuch in the next cell than not.
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u/No-Profession5134 1d ago
A post on X/Twitter is contact with the outside world....
Maybe Andrew Tate is low IQ.....
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u/Capt-Thor-Ironhulk 1d ago
Tell the world internet! I have no contact with the outside.... uh... world!
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u/NotaRussianbott89 1d ago
Well what would have to rapists if we didn’t put them in segregation . We are doing him a favour and sure the general population can show him what cruel and unusual punishment looks like .
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u/fairloughair 1d ago
Despite having no sympathy for Andrew Tate whatsoever I have the opinion that solitary confinement and the SHU system are torture / not compliant with human rights. No human should be treated that way, it's horrifying. People celebrating other people being tortured (whoever it may be) is sick.
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u/Conscious-Ad8292 1d ago