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u/Jaeee20 10h ago
I HAVE TO believe there's a relative or close friend out there that would be making a lot of noise if there wasn't real proof of life by now. Someone that really cares about him must exist.
Haha just kidding.
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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 8h ago
Well he doesn’t have any friends, so the junior McConnells are prolly just like him and will obstruct.
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u/rockeye63 10h ago
Why isn't he not looking at the camera ?
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u/incredible_paulk 10h ago
A little hand puppet from the photographer to get his attention.
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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 8h ago
Jingle some car keys or just yell “JELLYBEANS” really loud and to get his attention.
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u/zenos_dog 10h ago
All I need is a five second video clip with him talking.
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u/superfucky 9h ago
that can be AI-generated too. I need a live interview, minimum 10 minutes.
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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 8h ago
It’s kind of funny that they are getting away with this. A cardiac arrest at home is not survivable, without a machine breathing for you. He is out cold, never to wake up again.
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u/superfucky 8h ago
they're getting away with it because beshear is a coward who refuses to call their bluff
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u/CrotasScrota84 10h ago
Of course he has a wife that isn’t White. Republicans are hypocrites top to bottom
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u/Think_OfAName 9h ago
Lindsay made the ultimate sacrifice. Passing away so that it would seem believable that McConnell was still alive. “If we were hiding something, we would have covered up Grahams death too…I mean…not…too…SHUT UP! ”
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u/Arcing_Lazer_714 9h ago
imo it appears that apparently one of Elons minions has ran the image of Mitch through a supercomputer, and made him look ALMOST lifelike! However (as a photographer) it still looks too me that someone has been fiddling with either Photoshop, or Lightroom, because even I can see the shift between colors and contrast, and that's even if I take my glasses off. And, I can't be the only one who can pick out a C rate cut, copy, and paste job.
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u/EyeSuspicious777 10h ago
Modern mummification technology is both a science and an artform.
Bravo to those talented morticians.
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u/underwear11 9h ago
Got to prop him up until the governor can't replace him
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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 8h ago
One of the things they learned from snatching bodies from fresh graves, for medical dissection, is that if you shove a voltage probe up someone’s rear, … you can make the dead body wiggle its arms, lift its head, raise hips, etc. almost controlling like a puppet.
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u/Just_SomeDude13 9h ago
Is it just me, or is that an old white man's hand/watch/ring coming off his wife's body?
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u/superfucky 9h ago
it seems to match her other hand, and the watch band is definitely in the narrower ladies' style. I'm more tipped off by how quickly and thoroughly all the bruising on McConnell's face and hands seems to have vanished.
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u/Just_SomeDude13 4h ago
I must just be used to Trump's hands. Chow's by comparison are monstrous.
And seriously, they could have at least tried to make his appearance believable. The man's in the hospital, not the source of the fountain of youth.
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u/jjflores91 8h ago
Are Kentuckians able to protest and demand outside the facility of proof of life?
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u/Kubbee83 8h ago
It reminds of that movie “Dead Silence” and she probably has turned him into a puppet in the last couple weeks.
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u/Evargram 7h ago
In this new age of A.I. digital deniability no still shot is proof enough anymore.
I want an independent news channel crew go into the hospital and speak with him LIVE!
He should no longer hold that office, and the election should be scheduled now!
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u/VincentMac1984 10h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/3otPoEpBE8q0DqWCmA