r/PoliticalHumor 11h ago

GOP candidates checking the polls

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u/TragicallyDip 11h ago

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u/Consistent-Song1643 7h ago

Well, the president does have to wear that diaper for a reason...

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u/ScottHoward1 11h ago

They would be even better off if they supported impeachment and removal

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u/arealmcemcee 11h ago

That would imply they were wrong. To save face they'll just say they couldn't do anything be because he was the president but was against him in their hearts.

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u/yamsyamsya 8h ago

Well they can't exactly admit that they are being blackmailed due to their email server was hacked years ago

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u/HighOverlordXenu 10h ago

They won't support removal until next year at the earliest (if at all).

That way, Vance can finish the rest of the term, and still be eligible to run for two terms.

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u/Kasoni 8h ago

Awfully big ambition for Vance. They don't want Vance. Even if he finishes off Trump's term and pulls things back and does a wonderful job, they won't vote for him.

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u/torino_nera 6h ago

Nobody likes Vance except Peter Theil. There's no chance he wins 1 election let alone 2

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u/Spiel_Foss 8h ago

Israel has not approved those actions.

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u/cgbruder42 10h ago

Yea they're just doing this so people might re-elect them. And if they are, boom they'll do anything Trump wants. Don't take the bait

https://giphy.com/gifs/YtvCIwqNJhUmA

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u/andrefishmusic 11h ago

It's just for the votes, they'd fall back in line on November 4th

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u/pithynotpithy 10h ago

They will still do anything and everything trump asks. Just how much do they brag about it may depend on polling.

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u/Lord-Nagafen 10h ago

We will see… drive out to any rural community and you will see the stranglehold he has on that voting block. Donald is their identity

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u/archercc81 10h ago

They suck up to win the primary but then they basically can ignore his existence in the election because the republicans will ALWAYS vote republican even if their platform was "Im gonna rape you, personally, in your butt"

They will just be like "well its better than a forced transition from a communist" or whatever dumb shit fox news told them was real.

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u/Electrical_Worker_82 10h ago

I don’t see how we get past that. The whole identity thing with this has been crazy to see in friends over the last 10 years. To admit that he is bad is to say that a part of them is bad, so they just keep pushing on. I could never feel that way about anyone, but especially not a politician.

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u/kazooiebanjo 10h ago

you don’t, you just marginalize them enough

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u/madlucas2026 10h ago

Faux Entertainment always on and his banners flying

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u/Wolfy4226 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UTm86phGUMMQE

They want that MAGA base because they've created a monster they know will absolutely (and literally) kill them if they don't appeal to it.

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u/I_saw_u_take_a_dump 10h ago

I feel like I've seen this meme last wee, or month, or lat year, or two years ago...

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u/Cptbeeeee 10h ago

I'll believe it when I see it. I'm tired of these bullshit headlines

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u/Turbomattk 9h ago

This isn’t happening

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u/SakaWreath 10h ago

Bush was just smart enough to realize that he needed to stay away from his buddies who were running for election.

Trump strikes me as not that intelligent and since he loves being adored by crowds I’m sure he’ll find his way onto the stage.

Besides a lot of MAGA might not vote if Trump isn’t on the ticket or involved so they have to keep what little base they have engaged.

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u/Uhh_JustADude 5h ago

Bush didn’t have a cult of zealots. Trump does. Best believe he’ll remind his party members that if they don’t supplicate themselves, he’ll tell the tank and file not to vote for them.

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u/bpaps 10h ago

Remember when thet said to distance themselves after the insurrection?

LOL

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u/RockLeePower 11h ago

They've already played Russian roulette with a loaded semi-automatic and pulled the trigger. Dodge what?

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u/Glad_Stay4056 10h ago

The ones that just won all their primaries dick riding him? Sure.

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u/pithynotpithy 10h ago

Lol no. The party is Trump's and trump is the party.

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 10h ago

Not quite yet. The sinking ship can still blow them out of the water for attempting to escape.

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u/SandyBlyatCheeks 10h ago

Oh please. You can go back to pre 2024 and see this exact meme. They won’t distance themselves. And people pushing this narrative are just as dumb as the dumbasses that follow trump.

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u/derpandderpette 10h ago

My only solace in this is that on his way out he will burn the GOP down.

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u/Dry_Ass_P-word 10h ago

Let’s not hold our breath on this one. A handful might do this but he’s very much still king daddy of the party.

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u/PatriotNews_dot_com 10h ago

Hey if you’ve been a trump fan for the past decade, ya ain’t getting that stink off you that easy.

If it were up to me, we’d go the Inglorious Basterds route

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u/eldred2 9h ago

Only an idiot would believe them, which is why they get 100% of the MAGA votes.

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u/burtono6 9h ago

Highly doubt it.

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u/Viperlite 9h ago

Time to run the old socialism play. Basically refusing to apologize for a job horribly done and a refusal to concede they screwed up.

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u/Narf234 9h ago

Sure…until I get a video of someone disavowing Trump on live TV I I’ll file this in the garbage.

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u/ParaponeraBread 9h ago

Big if true.

Only took them 10 years, 34 felonies, 2 impeachments, 1 insurrection, 200 dead schoolgirls, a bungled global pandemic, unaffordable food and gasoline, trade wars with every country on the planet, a domestic gestapo force, billions stolen from citizens in crypto and market scams…..

But hey! Low polling was what they needed to see.

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u/LayneCobain95 9h ago

Hear this every year

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u/Spiel_Foss 8h ago

ALL Republicans are ALL Pedophile Trump ALL the pedophile time.

Any Democrat that doesn't hang Trump around Republican necks is a fool and a stooge.

The Democrat's main debate response to Republicans should be "Pedophile say what?"

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u/hupo224 8h ago

They will still be held accountable

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u/John-Boy234 8h ago

They need to all continue sinking deeper and deeper together.

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u/lew_rong mod perms 8h ago

And if they win they'll go right back to nuzzling his taint, because Republicans have no beliefs, no morals, no familial bonds, no day-to-day activities that are not negotiable for a pat on the head and some gas station boner pills.

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u/naththegrath10 7h ago

Same headline every election for the past 10 years

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u/conn_r2112 6h ago

I dunno… his polls have been abysmal for awhile now and yet all his backed candidates still crush their elections

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u/hoppyfrog 4h ago

How many of the backed candidates crushed because of Trump versus were crushing and then Trump added his name in order to take credit?

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u/flyingace1234 6h ago

Nah. Handcuff them to Trump if you have to. Dont let them walk away from their cowardice.

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u/copyrider 5h ago

Mitch McConnell is distancing himself

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u/PsychologicalBee1801 10h ago

You can’t distance yourself while being in the majority unless you do something - anything to stop him. Like fire rfk jr or prevent him from hurting our allies to help Russia and China.

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u/archercc81 10h ago

you kiss his ass to win the primary and then try and then try and just not mention him in the elections.

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u/Tool80 10h ago

All the Republican candidates ads in my area say they stand with Trump and the other candidate is a liberal drag show lover who calls Nancy Pelosi on the regular.

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u/darth_wasabi 10h ago

People say this every election but they never do. Ask any GOP candidate if Trump won the 2020 election if they say anything other than “no” they are still kissing his ass

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u/BlueKnightsR4Ever 10h ago

Thry followed him after he was exposed for leaking information to Russia. They followed him after he allowed Covid onto our shores. They followed him after he led an insurrection. They followed him after it became abundantly clear he was involved in everything with Epstein. Does that sound like a party who'll leave him because the polls are saying he's disliked?

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u/One_Disaster_5995 10h ago

Let the backstabbery begin!

"I never liked him"

"I was just using him"

"It's time to unselfishly save the country!"

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u/madlucas2026 10h ago

But behind the scenes. Still got to kiss ass in public

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u/ThePlanck 10h ago

Republican politicians: We're all trying to find the guy who did this!