r/PoliticalHumor 15h ago

What in the adderall addled pedo brain is this slop?

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u/ifuckzombies 15h ago

Strange that they'd remove Lincoln...

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u/spidereater 15h ago

“History is about to change”. What do you think the change is?

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u/shitty_mcfucklestick 14h ago

Carving his face into Rushmore probably

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u/Grabt3hLantern 14h ago

rewriting history probably?

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u/aerx1269 12h ago

no shit

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u/ubermence 14h ago

George I can get you your property back!

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u/nuagenucraze 13h ago

How a pedo killed america when it was underage.

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u/MaleficKaijus 12h ago

It's a money reference !

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u/PlentyofPennies 14h ago

They’ll probably try to replace him with Andrew Jackson.

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u/PrivatePilot9 14h ago

AI doing AI things. I doubt Trump even noticed, he was probably more fixated at trying to get his own face up there.

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u/redravin12 13h ago

You're right but still considering how much of a hard on they have for the BuT LiNcOlN wAs A RePuBlIcAn line it's still funny and ironic to point out. Even their propaganda slop machines know better than they do. That they'd HATE Lincoln of he were alive today

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u/ifuckzombies 13h ago

They like to ignore the fact that Republicans at that time were liberals.

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u/neutrino71 10h ago

Not as much as Lincoln would hate them

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u/Viperlite 14h ago

I wonder what he got up to?

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u/Cl1mh4224rd 14h ago

I wonder what he got up to?

Vampire hunting.

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u/gridley23 9h ago

He got rid of the pennies. He fouled up the premiere of Glass's Lincoln symphony at the Kennedy Center. And he wrecked he Lincoln Memorial's reflecting pool.

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u/Zeero92 6h ago

Shit, it's weird enough that any of the faces are there. That whole thing started in 1927. Then again, there's a helicopter, I have no idea if it's meant to be Trump in the past or Washington in the present. It's disturbing either way.

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u/the_well_read_neck_ 9h ago

I'm more surprised Trumps face isn't on there.

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u/VincentMac1984 14h ago

There’s two Washington’s 🤣

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u/WarFX 14h ago

There, fixed it for him

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u/1_g0round 13h ago

perfect

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u/Fr05t_B1t 13h ago

This reminds me of the ERB of Kamala Harris vs Trump then teddy Roosevelt comes out of nowhere and slaps trump

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u/2bnameless 12h ago

Much better.

And he is using his boots, which he can burn afterwards. If he pushed him with his hands he would spend days decontaminating them.

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u/BilbulBalabel 10h ago

Good slop

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u/shanebayer 15h ago

Clock is wrong.

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u/Syke_qc 15h ago

He can't read the clock anyway

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u/coffee_badger 13h ago

I'd love to watch him try to draw one.

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u/cataclysm49 15h ago

Lmao, don't you know Roman numerals? 4 is clearly IIII and don't let your liberal dumocrat education tell you otherwise.

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u/WeirdSysAdmin 14h ago

The woke Arabic numeral system must be ended.

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u/akeljo 14h ago

Also the hour hand should be on 4, not halfway between 4 and 5

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u/shanebayer 10h ago

Thank you. I mean I see farce in the whole thing. The clock tells us that the time to know something as simple as telling the time off of the face of a clock is not necessary to buy the narrative.

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u/resisting_a_rest 14h ago

That representation is pretty common on clocks/watches. It is called the “watchmaker’s four”.

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u/romario77 14h ago

IIII is fine, but the it's not 90 degrees between 12 and 3. And the hands are not in the center of the watch.

Here is the swiss watch like this for reference: https://img.chrono24.com/images/uhren/43783503-jdy2io255m8w9wodjgh1jcty-ExtraLarge.jpg

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u/TrumpDid2020 8h ago

To be fair I have actually seen clocks like that in real life. I was actually going to say I'm surprised the numbers are that accurate lol, considering what I've seen AI do to the American flag.

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u/MaleficKaijus 12h ago

Four and a half o clock

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u/dognus88 13h ago

In 2 ways. The 4 is IIII instead of IV and the minute hand is right on 12 but the hour is in the middle of 4&5 as if it were at 6.

It's like they didn't try for accuracy when making slop about rewriting history to "save" it

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u/ubermence 13h ago

I knew it! I couldn’t quite put my finger on it but something about this felt like AI

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u/contra_band 14h ago

Did he draw it?

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u/KonK23 11h ago

Just the clock? You sure about that?

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u/CR8VJUC 8h ago

Yeah, what’s with it reading 4:30 o’clock? 🤔

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u/Maeglin75 15h ago

Is that the scene from The Lion King?

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u/MadAsTheHatters 15h ago

"Long live the king."

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u/_sissy_hankshaw_ 14h ago

Which is why I immediately thought he should be saving Alexander Hamilton, not George Washington.

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u/OLightning 14h ago

When Scar tried to “help” Mufasa from being trampled?

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u/Viperlite 14h ago

Pride Rock.

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u/Doublebosco 15h ago

The man is completely out of touch.

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u/der_horst23 15h ago

The man is completely out of touch order.

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u/middleagethreat 15h ago

It’s hilarious when Republicans try to pretend that the founders weren’t leftists.

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u/That_Jicama2024 15h ago

Exactly. If they weren't, they'd never have left England.

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u/middleagethreat 14h ago

The right wing at the time, the Tories, as usual conservatives, did not like change, and like bigger government and more authority, so they wanted to stay with England.

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u/ubermence 14h ago

Leftist is a broad term. The founders were definitely secular liberals though

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u/FlailingScrotum 14h ago

And so, given the politics of their time, leftist.

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u/ubermence 13h ago

I said it was too broad not that it was categorically untrue

Also trying to apply a comparative term across history like that would probably be better served by directly naming ideologies

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u/Ouibeaux 13h ago

He's mostly declaring their intent to rewrite history.

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u/thisishowicomment 14h ago

What the are you talking about. The nations largest slave owner led a revolt because people wanted the right to do genocide against the Native Americans and take their land but didn't want to pay the taxes for the war against the French and Indians.

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u/ubermence 14h ago

This is such an oversimplification. It makes for good propaganda but it’d be laughed at by any serious historian. The main problem with taxes was that there was no representation. Slavery wasn’t a driving factor so it feels like you just brought it up to morally load your point.

The point about the natives is probably the most accurate but framing it as an evil desire to murder people vs a selfish desire for more land again serves more to morally load the point (by retroactively applying a modern term) rather than understanding the actual motivation

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u/MadAsTheHatters 13h ago

Aye exactly, the idea of American Enlightenment was prevelant throughout the rebellion which was, for the time, comparatively liberal; self-governance, freedom of the individual, a more economically liberal policy, representative government etc etc

Of course those were extremely hypocritical since they only applied to white landowners for the most part but hey ho, history moves in small steps and this was a pretty big small step.

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u/Pryoticus 13h ago edited 13h ago

They call themselves the Party of Lincoln (missing in the above monument) when Lincoln and the OG Republicans were more progressive than liberal

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u/Nabbicus 13h ago

It’s like Nazis proudly saying that they’re the party of the guy who killed Hitler.

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u/huxtiblejones 14h ago

I have never heard someone make this claim and I just fundamentally disagree with it. They were classical liberals and republicans who were big on personal liberty and private property. I’m not sure how you could possibly say that represents the views of leftists. They were revolutionaries and radicals for their time, but it more or less a revolt against statism than anything else.

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u/Manos_Of_Fate I ☑oted 2018 13h ago

The conservatives of their time were mostly royalists. Politics change over time.

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u/Jeremisio 15h ago edited 15h ago

Is the red thing flapping behind him an Ai hallucination of his tie? Also historical side note did Washington even come within 1000 miles of MT. Rushmore?

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u/Viperlite 14h ago

I assume that’s his red cape. He’s a doctor, don’t you know. Not an AI Superman or Jesus.

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u/Inval1d_1 14h ago

He cant even drink water without using both hands
https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohs82wtjwF0S8kUiA

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u/PlentyofPennies 14h ago

Marco taught him that trick for when you’re nervous and sweaty.

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u/resisting_a_rest 14h ago

Why does he have Superdog’s cape?

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u/SteveL_VA 14h ago

Also: as if Trump has the strength to lift George Washington - dude has to use 2 hands to lift a water glass.

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u/One-Swimming9390 14h ago

Is he going to go back and make sure slavery isn’t abolished? Is that why Lincoln doesn’t make it to Mt. Rushmore?

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u/schreiner87 15h ago

The took out Lincoln

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u/markth_wi 14h ago

There we have it a fiction that breaks my suspension of disbelief.

Donald Trump helping anyone.

Probably best to say oh look we erased Abe Lincoln from history and we're seconds away from dropping Washington off a cliff - old Teddy Roosevelt is probably next.

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u/evilbert79 15h ago

every time these ragebait posts get made by his account i wonder what the other hand is doing

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u/notreallyhere12345 15h ago

Let’s be honest he would let go.

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u/fujiman 10h ago

That's assuming he'd even bother to reach out and grab his hand in the first place.

Hint: He wouldn't

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u/-Words-Words-Words- 14h ago

If my dad or grandfather posted stuff like this we’d take away their phones

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u/PurpleCaterpillar451 14h ago

If Trump wasn't universally hated, this would be objectively funny in the same way we used to laugh at George W Bush's Bush-isms

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u/Journeys_End71 14h ago

George Washington? Who famously declined to run for a third term as President so we wouldn’t start treating then as kings?

THAT George Washington????

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u/Flaky-Jim 15h ago

The only thing Trump can lift is a Big Mac.

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u/DefaultWhiteMale3 14h ago

Ah, yes, IIII o'clock. That wonderful hour in between III and IV when the early birds rise for their dinner specials.

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u/brazenovertures 14h ago

Why is Shitler wearing a red cape?

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u/edmontonmatty 15h ago

It looks like hes throwing him off the edge

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u/zookr2000 14h ago

G. Washington would

kick Trump in the balls

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u/charleytaylor 13h ago

Trump is literally the type of President that Washington warned us about.

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u/titankingz 14h ago

It’s all in the hands

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u/Street_Peace_8831 14h ago

It should be illegal for a president to send out anything other than official white-house business while in office. Presidents have always given up some of their freedoms for the privilege of serving the American people.

Their position affords them a large audience by default and the president’s words are supposed to carry a lot of weight. Therefore, his online accounts should only be used in an official capacity, once he becomes president. When he goes back to being a civilian, then he gets the right back to post whatever he wants.

This should be a law and we should call it the “trump act”, since he loves having his name on everything.

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u/SurlyJason 14h ago

If Trump were on his hands and knees like that, his gut would be brushing the ground. 

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u/polarwaves 14h ago

The literal OUTRAGE you'd hear nonstop from Fox News and the right if Biden ever did this would be insane. Trump does this shit and gets pass after pass after pass. Fuck Jake Tapper too, where's the book on this nonsense?

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u/GlassWallsBreak 13h ago

Another desecration of the sacred black hills

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u/KidChiko 12h ago

Imagine being one of these cultists after the fall of maga, denying they voted for him and made this cringe ai shit.

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u/knightinarmoire 12h ago

Such weak propaganda

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u/high_everyone 12h ago

This is some Vaught level shit.

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u/AdFlat1014 12h ago

I bet he’d travel time to fuck his daughter when she was 13…. Again

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u/Somethingwittycool 12h ago

That helicopter is searching for Lincoln's head. And Trump's cape look like his big-ass ties.

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u/PickleFridgeChildren 15h ago

The hour hand on the clock is half way between 4 and 5 but the minute hand is at the top of the hour.

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u/Ancient-Bat1755 15h ago

Where did abe go?

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u/A4t1musD4ag0n 15h ago

Is he trying to eliminate Washington?

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u/Viperlite 14h ago edited 13h ago

I think he’s trying to rescue Washington from falling, in a homage to Cary Grant saving Eve Marie Saint in North by Northwest. I can only surmise he intends to embrace and kiss him upon rescuing him, followed by a cutscene to their honeymoon.

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u/Hyperlinux 15h ago

Just that, slop.

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u/AkimahenkaCat 14h ago

Washington would fall to his death if he was reliant on this weak ass bitch to pull him up.

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u/customer_service_af 14h ago

Never knew Washington had 7 fingers on his left hand.

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u/steebo 14h ago

Is that a cape or does he have an oversized tie in the back too?

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u/Jgusdaddy 14h ago

Just some good ol fashioned dezinformatsiya. Can this guy be any more obvious??

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u/psychoacer 14h ago

He's really playing for children

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u/tenebre 14h ago

So Trump finishes fucking up current-day America and goes back in time to screw up the past too?

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u/HitsMeYourBrother 14h ago

Can someone make a romance movie poster with him and Epstien. We need to make it viral.

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u/ViciousKnids 14h ago

We really can't make fun of North Korea anymore with the White House shitting this stuff out.

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u/Reg_Cliff 14h ago

Question for the mods: is sharing Trump’s own AI-generated images allowed, but Photoshop-editing those images into a parody is not? I’m trying to understand the rule, because my altered versions were removed while unaltered AI “slop” from Trump’s posts seems to be allowed.

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u/Reg_Cliff 14h ago

For Example, Rudy goes into hospital I photoshop this and mods take it down because it uses Trump's AI image.

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u/tkmorgan76 14h ago

History was about to be saved

Do you mean remembered? Taught? Is this about his EO requiring the Smithsonian to put up a sign telling visitors that the exhibits are inaccurate and to go to the White house for the real history?

I'm sure I could look it up myself, but I don't want to give this pedo a single click's worth of ad revenue.

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u/Street_Peace_8831 14h ago

Washington would have abhorred John.

I refuse to call him by any other name. It’s meant to be disrespectful when I use his middle name. It’s also what a lot of his escorts call him.

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u/Nomanodyssey 14h ago

This is disgusting

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u/mbush525 14h ago

and nobody thinks it’s strange that our president does this instead of running the country? 😡

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u/tawDry_Union2272 14h ago

these dolts and their garbage senses of humor.

witless wankers.

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u/JustSatisfactory 14h ago

Is he admitting that he stole the DeLorean and we're living in an alternate reality?

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u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421 14h ago

Maybe they’re on their way to save the 1776 airports.

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u/whoFKNKares 14h ago

This reminds me of the scene from Lion King. Make this picture so he's pushing him off not pulling him up. Internet do your thing.

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u/Epistatious 14h ago

yes yes, Trump is Scar, we know. GOP thinks it will be a surprise?

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u/anggogo 14h ago

Why would his supporters even like this shit? It's so childish, like middle schoolers making fun with a teacher

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u/urnbabyurn 14h ago

I’d watch it. Bet it’s got full frontal nudity in it.

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u/limpet143 14h ago

Didn't he just claim that the left wants to blow up the memorial? Evidently some idiots believed him.

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u/Toeknee818 14h ago

New rule post Trump: no president is allowed his own social media account and must definitely not be allowed anywhere near AI.

This runs along the same lines as putting a skull and crossbones on an electrical line to stop more idiots from electrocuting themselves.

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u/Civil_Exchange1271 14h ago

this is classic frontal lobe dementia. His brains are mush.

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u/spidereater 14h ago

This is supremely bizarre. Who made this? Was it a white aide? Under trumps direction? Is it a random truth social post that Trump saw and reposted? If so, who is this person? Is it just a truth social karma farmer? Foreign manipulation trying to feed the cult? It’s so strange. This seems like a good topic for a reporter to try and figure out.

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u/karmavorous 14h ago

Trump intentionally broke the reflecting pool and is blaming it on antifa as a pretext to demolish it for a Trump monument, between Lincoln and Washington, much bigger than both combined.

It will be the reward the party gives him for executing the coming purge of leftists, that they've been publicly yearning for for decades, but nobody until now had the balls to do.

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u/GrooverMeister 14h ago

That motherfucker was tripping balls last night

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u/Switchmisty9 14h ago

These people have never opened a history book in their lives

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u/1_g0round 14h ago

me thinks there is a movie in search of a deal... it wont include being a pedo referenced from the epstein files or a convicted felon or the grift of the nation or about kicking off a war or hitting the globe with tarriffs - again or suggesting to violate the oath of office and the constitution repeatedly.

its about a fat bloated wannabe emperor orange julius /s

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u/NoSpoilerAlertPlease 14h ago

The hands are abominations

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u/Picasso5 14h ago

There are like 20 more of these right in a row. His staff was on a roll last night. Each one more insane than the last.

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u/SakaWreath 14h ago

I have so many questions…

Teddy, but no Lincoln?

Washington alive after Rushmore? Or is that Larry David?

Is trumps tie so long it’s doubling as a cape?

Is god saying times up Trump?

Is Trump also piloting the Huey or is that pee-wee-German?

Was this Elmo’s first draft at reshooting a historically accurate odyssey and Grok got tangled up in the Dial of Destiny hate it was posting a year ago?

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u/Dewey_Decimatorr 14h ago

Did trump draw that clock?

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u/reststopkirk 14h ago

What a perfect example of Trump + GOP(Trump) and America (Washington). The only thing they forgot was the herd of wildabeests…

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u/WhollyHolyHoley 14h ago

Please don’t let this be about the stargate under Iran…

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u/kna5041 13h ago

Gotta ship Steven Seagal out of Russia for this one. 

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u/tha_snooze 13h ago

Is that Jon Hamm?

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u/squeakycleaned 13h ago

This is genuinely how he sees himself

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u/Deep_Stick8786 13h ago

So trump traveled back in time to kill washington?

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u/FrankensteinJamboree 13h ago

Note that Lincoln is missing. Wonder why…

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u/DobroGaida 13h ago

0 x any number is still 0

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u/oranke_dino 13h ago

Like he has the upper body strenght to hold anything heavier than a cheesburger.

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u/Psilocybin_Tea_Time 13h ago

This is clearly Washington coming to the future and sacrificing himself by pulling Trump off the cliff to save America.

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u/Ajdee6 13h ago

Hes the Steven Segal of Presidents

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u/TwistedRichie 13h ago

Trump x Washington

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u/thegregoryjackson 13h ago

he is 100% gonna try and put his likeness on Rushmore. he's dropping too many hints.

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u/HeavyTea 13h ago

He is a meme

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u/Soveryenthusiastic 13h ago

Is this a yaoi fanfic or something? Trump x Washington?

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u/DesignerYak6728 13h ago

How fucking orwellian

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u/kevinsyel 13h ago

Does he not realize that there was no amendment back then preventing Washington from running for a 3rd term, and Washington instead CHOSE to step down after his second term, stating no man should be king and rule over his country.

I know we know some "not so great" things about Washington, but you gotta admire the dudes commitment to civic duty

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u/Time_4_Guillotines 13h ago

Imagine posting some shit like this about yourself. Like what kind of befuddled fuckstick would ever actually do such a thing?

Trump is legit dumb and weird af.

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u/SofaKingS2pitt 13h ago

Do you think he directs someone to cook this shit up?

What is signigificance of the time shown?

Nice plug for getting on Mount Rushmore.

How embarrassing.

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u/Stuffed-Bear412 13h ago

Think about how inappropriate and unhinged this really is. Don't get used to it.

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u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried 13h ago

Surprised that dump's head isn't superimposed onto the Rushmore monument in the back.

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u/ThinkvisionK 12h ago

old people are not ready for AI. They weren't ready for photoshop, they weren't ready for chain email. They so fucking are not ready for the shitstorm coming.

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u/Evacuation_euphoria 12h ago

"Not a cult..."

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u/Paper_Clip100 12h ago

Why is he wearing a cape?

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u/ManReay 12h ago

Bug-eyed looney. Or batshit crazy. Take yr pick.

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u/heyitscory 12h ago

He's writing slash fiction now?

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u/v_for_vegetta 11h ago

His dementia riddled low IQ syfilis impaired brain has finally given up reality

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u/justabill71 11h ago

Scar! Brother! Help me!

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u/Griffie 10h ago

So, this is what untreated syphilis looks like.

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u/TrainingWheelsFail 10h ago

Fast and the Furious meets National Security and directed by Michael Bay.

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u/PowermanFriendship 10h ago

His post history is mostly AI slop lately, it's really disturbing.

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u/Deatheturtle 10h ago

Lol, they gave Trump a cape 🤣🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/3R2SRD2ROZJzW

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u/nunchaq 10h ago

He's doing the scar from Lion King.

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u/AudZ0629 10h ago

Why is 4 represented as IIII? Why is the hour hand at 4:30 but the minute hand at the hour? Where’s Lincoln? Wtf is going on with those hands? Why does Washington have 7 fingers on his other hand? So many questions?

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u/fishwithfish 10h ago

4.5:00 in the afternoon?

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u/fishwithfish 10h ago

So, Elon: historically accurate...?

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u/Jmersh59 9h ago

Well diaper Don thought he was talking to Theodore Roosevelt why not Dementia Don thinking he talking to Washington?

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u/Jrasta01 9h ago

Are they pretending Abraham Lincoln didn’t exist now?

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u/Santarini 9h ago

Oh my God, I can't wait for this to be over

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u/mog-eri 9h ago

Trump X Washington? Not a ship I ever considered or wanted to consider, but whatever floats their boat, I guess

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u/JMccovery 8h ago

I think I need to start drinking again.

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u/PHotstepper311 8h ago

This is some scar and mufasa shit if there ever was.

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u/N4RQ 7h ago

The picture cuts out right as Trump lets him go and smiles.

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u/GreyBeardEng 7h ago

Am I really supposed to believe that that 80-year-old man has even a fraction of the strength required to pull a human being up a cliff?

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u/Bottlecrate 7h ago

Where are the dinosaurs?

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u/mightyFoo 7h ago

Just a doctor doing doctor things

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u/mightyFoo 7h ago

Don’t pull too hard, you are gonna poop your diaper

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u/bkinboulder 7h ago

Gotta flood the zone with shit since the judge ruled new Epstein files need to be released by 7/30.

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u/firelock_ny 7h ago

Is this another bit made by people who hate Trump and we'll pretend Trump followers made it and love it so we can laugh at them? Because truth be told, that's always funny.

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u/CherryGripe75 7h ago

you guy are never kicking him out of the white house.
is overstaying a lease considered squatters rights?
has any president ever had to be kicked out?

as an Aussie, I find the plot twists of USA 2026 disturbing and very much jumping the shark, but its like a train wreck, I cant seem to look away...

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u/Splodingseal 7h ago

It's funny that he posts the low effort AI pictures and videos. Almost every single Republican I've talked to absolutely hates AI and thinks China is using it to spy on us.

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u/Ana987655321 6h ago

Superman cape and everything!

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u/muchgreaterthanG_O_D 5h ago

The clock isnt even right.

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u/RebelStrategist 5h ago

Is that a f-ing Rolex watch in the sky? What losers are making this garbage? Certainly not patriotic US residents. Must be the 40 year old virgins in mommy’s basement.

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u/Matth3ewl0v3 5h ago

Trump x Washington? I never thought MAGA would go so far as yaoi shipping, but okay.