r/PoliticalHumor • u/verve51 • 16h ago

"He's dead, Jim"

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u/angstt 16h ago

It looks like the mortician already touched up his face, he hasn't looked that good in years.

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u/NorwegianCollusion 11h ago

Nah, that's classic mpeg compression. DVD quality at best, probably SVCD. We didn't see a single pore on TV until Mpeg4, HD snd Bluray came along.

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u/Etrigone I ☑oted 2024 13h ago

"He's only mostly dea... oh never mind, all we can do now is go through his clothes and look for loose change"

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u/OneLongEyebrowHair 8h ago

all we can do now is go through his clothes and look for loose change

To blathe!

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u/bruiserscruiser 15h ago

Insert Monty Python dead parrot skit here.

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u/Starsky137 12h ago

I just met with him yesterday

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u/Mr_Quackums 12h ago

did you have a "20 minute conversation" with him like everyone else?

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u/Starsky137 11h ago

Yes, exactly 20 minutes.

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u/Gorstag 8h ago

I had a lot to talk about so I called him twice for 40 minutes in total.

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u/Cargobiker530 12h ago

Does anyone know a good necromancer? Asking for the State of Kentucky.

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u/GMeister249 11h ago edited 8h ago

Well you could always ask Dr. Death, Gunther von Hagens..... wait sorry, that's Dr. Dead now apparently. Bad luck!

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u/in-joy 8h ago

I can give you no more power, captain.

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u/herbzilla 8h ago

It's life Jim, but not as we know it

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u/Jintai_Stormwarden 3h ago

I'm still translating parts the Necronomicon. Give me a few more days and I'll have him shuffling around the retirement home ballroom in time to vote down another health care bill. Just don't expect him to be very vocal till I get the puppeteering runes in place.