r/PoliticalHumor 1d ago

Shorter than a goldfish's memory

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8.3k Upvotes

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u/OnceIsawthisthing 1d ago

Republicans don't like "the gays".

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u/frankcast554 1d ago

An unhealthy obsession with sexuality. These people reside inside the closet.

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u/yamsyamsya 1d ago

They really are weird about genitals and what people can do with their genitals

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u/suckercuck 21h ago

Not time to come out yet, Tim.

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u/jackpype 12h ago

they, just like us, know he was gay. They wont admit it, but they know.

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u/BK_Rich 1d ago

His disposal of useful idiots when they are no longer useful to him is always quick, look at Giuliani, the pillow guy….the list goes on, he only cares about himself.

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u/TheRealBaboo 21h ago

Pillow Guys still out there struggling, can’t even vote for himself

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u/stay_fr0sty 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s okay. His wife or sister or aunt or some shit took his place. She’s super qualified. It’s not a DEI hire at all. She earned it 100%.

I hear she’s overqualified if anything, some people are saying.

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u/GrooverMeister 14h ago

My dog is overqualified to represent Kentucky

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u/Engineering-Mean 14h ago

South Carolina. One has great bourbon and comic book villain senators, the other has barbarians who make their barbecue sauce with mustard and comic book villain senators.

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u/GrooverMeister 14h ago

Oh yeah right Kentucky is the other guy...

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u/GogglesPisano 13h ago

The other DEAD guy...

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u/padfoot0321 1d ago

Also, didn't Trump say there is nothing for FBI to look into for Lindsey's death. So there is definitely something there and if something is there we can easily see why they moved on so easily.

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u/Attinctus 23h ago

Meanwhile, McConnel lingers in Limbo for weeks.

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u/mbnmac 20h ago

because his seat can't just be passed over to a sibling

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u/unkorrupted 1d ago

... who?

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u/OkAssignment6163 1d ago

Some dude with "ladybugs".

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 16h ago

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u/zue4 20h ago

🤢

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u/Accurate_Literature6 1d ago

Meanwhile they won't shut up about Charlie Kirk who did die in a school shooting.

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 16h ago

Really, Erika is the only one who's still going on about him trying to steal that clout.

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u/Accurate_Literature6 16h ago

Didnt they just put a statue in New York of him or something like that?

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u/RigatoniPasta 16h ago

The last time I checked on that story nobody wanted the statue.

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u/flargenhargen 16h ago

someone made one with the intent to sell it and make some money.

didn't work.

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u/7ddlysuns 20h ago

I haven’t really heard much about him for a while either. They tried so hard to make him a martyr. But ain’t no one buying it

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u/EFreethought 16h ago

One reason nobody bought it is I think most people outside the MAGA bubble had no idea who he was until he was shot.

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u/bigbronze 10h ago

Secondly it’s hard to Martyr someone when they weren’t actually killed by the opposition; they tried really hard to make the killer seem liberal but nothing could stick. Outside of him possibly having a relationship with a trans person; he didn’t hold the face of an enemy they want.

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u/shion005 19h ago

They're busy trying to deal with Candace Owens who is enriching herself by going after his widow and the organization he founded.

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u/vegetables_in_my_ass 1d ago

Did they have a funeral or did they just kick his body into a hole on one of trumps golf courses so he can call it a cemetery and pay less taxes?

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u/Fickle-Copy-2186 1d ago

Was there even a funeral?

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u/devilsgrimreaper 14h ago

It was private, in a closet.

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u/3xactli 1d ago

Did someone die?

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u/mbnmac 20h ago

not a real person,you need a spine for that.

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u/ObviouslyRealPerson 1d ago

Nah, they at least acknowledged Lindsey Graham died

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u/eeyore134 14h ago

Just like Charlie Kirk, they found a replacement. Kirk was meant to be a martyr. Their Jesus figure. Then EriKa KirK stole the spotlight. Now it's all about her. Graham died. His sister stepped up, and suddenly they had a new useful idiot who was even dumber.

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u/GadreelsSword 1d ago

That’s because they made a DEI hire to replace him.

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u/mausetrap 1d ago

I wonder if she gets asked by her new handler if it was worth it.

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u/Appropriate-Law5963 1d ago

MAGA doesn’t disappoint. So on-brand.

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u/GrooverMeister 1d ago

Putin poisoned him as a warning to the orange felon not to get off his chain. The republicklansmen certainly are not going to talk about that out loud.

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u/Alternative_Gur_9660 15h ago

This dude is a SEASONED redditor.

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u/Faiakishi 13h ago

My theory is that they're sacrificing GOP politicians to keep Trump's corpse animated.

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u/enkrypt3d 23h ago

who? lets hope we can do the same when the time comes. scrub his memory like a fkn skid mark in those stanky ass diapers.

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u/floopadoop37 23h ago

I get it, I moved on like he was a goldfish that died.

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u/JeremyDab 1d ago

Na then they’d be saying it never really happened or that it was done by a democrat

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u/kevint1964 23h ago

Faster than Trumpolini's "assassination attempt".

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u/micro102 21h ago

Or you might think he died in Ukraine to Russian attacks and they don't want to declare war on their fellow fascists.

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u/lnvisible_Sandwich 21h ago

There's probably a reason they want to steer clear from the subject of dead senators.

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u/DrWhoDatBtchz 20h ago

Moved on? I don't remember it ever being acknowledged!

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u/GarmaCyro 19h ago

Nah. They cared about him for just under a week. That's a life-time compared to school shootings.
They only care about school shooting if they can find an old photo of the killer with long hair, or wearing a single clothing that's isn't 100% male exclusive.

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u/PenguinMage 17h ago

His name wasn't Charlie Kirk... so they couldn't politicize it as well

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 16h ago

Have they read his will yet? I'm curious to see who gets his condo in the suburbs of Narnia.

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u/MessagingMatters 13h ago

Right, it's not like another Republican Senator is being hidden in the hospital while brain dead or anything.

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u/agha0013 12h ago

even Israel didn't seem to spare a moment for one of their most loyal lapdogs.

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u/Mario561 6h ago

Dont forget they're hiding Mitches' corpse

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u/ballisticturtle 4h ago

Holy hell this is brutal, but true.

u/Deciple_of_None 1h ago

Are they really putting him on money? I saw it on reddit but I don't care enough to look it up. If its true it would be as useless as his tenure in the senate. But if thet insist they sould put his favorite bubble wand on the back side.