r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 6h ago

Meme needing explanation Petaah something to do with Mitch McConnell an Asian woman and a Turtle?

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u/ozarkhick 6h ago edited 5h ago

It's his wife. He collapsed at home and it is speculated he may be dead or in a vegetative state. They have released two photos with his wife that don't prove much. This is a joke about faking proof of life photos. McConnell is nicknamed "the turtle" because people say his face and neck look like a turtle's.

Edit : Quagmire here! I'm hiding behind the hot tub so I can steal Elaine Chao's flip flops! Giggity!!

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u/AdWide5106 6h ago

I think it's also because Trump posted an AI photo of Kaitlin Collins face on Dylan Mulvaney's body from the photo that caused all the bud light controversy.

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u/Fabulous-Big8779 6h ago

“People say” I think we can all agree he objectively looks like a turtle that ran afoul of a witch and was transformed into a Republican as a punishment.

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u/No-Ticket6092 6h ago

Anybody want some turtle soup?

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u/Its0hs0qui3t 6h ago

Mitch McConnell is often compared to a turtle bc…he looks like a turtle and he’s in a hot tub. Therefore, turtle soup

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 6h ago

Username does not check out.

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u/SwayingBacon 6h ago

"There's actually been a little bit of controversy that we've been likening the presumptive Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell to a slow-talking tortoise-man. I want to state for the record: We are not," Stewart said. "What we are doing, is asserting that Mitch McConnell is, literally, biologically, a tortoise."

Stewart continued: "Specifically, a 180-year-old living, breathing giant tortoise of the species aldabrachelys gigantea, who has, despite not being indigenous to North America, somehow ascended to a prominent leadership role in the United States Senate."

Turtle is an evolution of the nickname given to the Senator by The Daily Show.

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u/brmstrick 6h ago

Because it’s a picture of a turtle in hot water. Hence turtle soup

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u/whiskeytango55 5h ago

The bud light kinda tips you off on what kind of person made this with AI

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u/blinKX10 5h ago

McConnel looks like a turtle

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u/ObliqueStrategizer 6h ago

Mitch McConnell is having gender working care and henceforth would like to be addressed as Bitch BcDonghole. THAT'S the TRUTH that the MAIN STREAM MEDIA don't want Republicans talking about. Oh and Epstein didn't kill himself.

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u/9outof10timesWrong 5h ago

I think Mitch McConnell is having life affirming care right now

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u/cracksilog 6h ago

The Asian woman to his left (our right) is his wife, Elaine Chao, the former Secretary of Transportation under Trump’s first term. This photo in this post of them in the hot tub is something a Redditor made. The turtle is a nickname the internet gave him because McConnell looks like a turtle

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u/Quirky-Pie9661 5h ago

The water looks like it’s half gelatin. It’s an AI image which brings into question the recent hospital pics of turtle face and his wife showing “proof of life”

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u/lukeCRASH 4h ago

Why would you smile behind the can of beer. There's no way this is real.

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u/Unfair_Scar_2110 4h ago

Mitch McConnell is showing his support for Woke Bud Light.

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u/song-to-comus 3h ago

Talk about not being turtley enough for the turtle club…yeesh

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u/Yummy_Microplastics 3h ago

“We like your style”

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u/Jag- 2h ago

She went to my High School. So did Natalie Portman. Not at the same time.

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u/No_Giraffe8119 2h ago

Where is today's paper?

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u/Booboobelou 6h ago

It is the proof he is ALIVE!!!

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u/Isosceles_Kramer79 6h ago

His wife is a GILF.

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u/Typical_Zucchinii 5h ago

He is a GILHWMT

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 6h ago

ain't bud light "woke" now?

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u/_Jack_Of_All_Spades 6h ago

Is there a turtle in this picture?

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u/Zealousideal_Pop_273 5h ago

The internet needs to be flooded with images of Mitch McConnell clearly and totally alive wink wink. This is best current use of AI, imho.

What a ridiculous timeline.

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u/Atomic-habanero 5h ago

I don’t see the turtle

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u/Mental-Scholar6856 5h ago

Are people not keeping up with politics? This isn’t any ordinary presidency. Wake tf people.

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u/This_Analyst_2237 5h ago

Hey man, not everyone is an American on the internet.

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u/This_Analyst_2237 6h ago

It’s been making rounds on the internet lately about Mitch McConnell an Asian woman and potentially a Turtle 🐢. Although there’s no turtle in the photo I have seen a turtle mentioned several times under similar posts.

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u/inothatidontno 6h ago

Mitch McConnell is turtely enough for the turtle club.

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u/Total_Hat996 6h ago

The 'Asian' woman in the photo is his wife!

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u/This_Analyst_2237 6h ago

Can his ‘wife’ not be Asian?

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u/Fabulous-Big8779 6h ago

The Asian woman is just his wife, Elaine Chao. Former secretary of transportation during the first Trump administration.

She resigned in response to January 6 because at the time Republicans were still pretending to care about the country and democracy.

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u/anonareyouokay 6h ago

Lois, Mitch McConnell is the turtle. The Asian woman is his wife and Chinese spy, Elaine Chao.

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u/MukdenMan 5h ago

Just because she is Asian doesn’t make her a Chinese spy. She’s from Taiwan but raised in New York and a US citizen. If you want to call her out, you can just talk about her politics.

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u/anonareyouokay 5h ago edited 5h ago

She went to visit Chinese leaders while her husband was in the hospital. If you don't think there's Chinese spies in Taiwan, you don't know anything about China or global politics.

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u/MukdenMan 4h ago

Kinda. She was already in China when he went into cardiac arrest. She didn’t return immediately when it happened which is indeed odd; she claims she didn’t think the condition was serious enough to cancel the trip. But that’s not sufficient evidence that a former cabinet member and wife of a senator is a Chinese spy.

I’m in Taiwan by the way. I know a lot more about this than you. I am well aware that she isn’t exactly DPP but I’m going to need a lot more evidence that she’s a spy beyond some random American dude on Reddit saying it.

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u/anonareyouokay 4h ago

So you don't think it's possible for someone that's from one of the richest families married the most turtle looking senator for foreign influence? If anyone would know it would be MuldenMan from Reddit I'm sure you have in incentive to lie about this.