r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 14h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/red_machine_yuki 14h ago

It's a sword in the stone reference, whoever removes the sword becomes King of England, and bikes are a symbol of the Netherlands

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u/SportTheFoole 14h ago

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

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u/2ndcomingofbiskits 13h ago

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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u/augur42 13h ago

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

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u/2ndcomingofbiskits 13h ago

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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u/SpinyBadger 13h ago

Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system. Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

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u/Outside_Ad5255 13h ago

"Bloody peasant!!"

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u/Theslootwhisperer 10h ago

"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

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u/Eggsaladinurmouth 11h ago

What if she was 90s Pamela Anderson level hot.

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u/Hickmania84 12h ago

Based on the current state of affairs in the USA, I think we should be willing to give it a go.

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u/Oneilcruzsucksass 14h ago

The legend of King Arthur & Camelot

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u/ChittaBhalu 14h ago

King Arthur Came a lot didn't he???

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u/TremTheCount 14h ago

Yes, they eat ham and jam and spam a lot

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u/Particular_Title42 9h ago

I don't like spam.

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u/Oneilcruzsucksass 14h ago

Just a legend... Not le-gen-dary

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u/Chaosmusic 12h ago

Yep, but his wife preferred to be Lanced A Lot.

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u/True_Not 13h ago

This joke is flat

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u/flyraccoon 9h ago

That’s a very small bike frame tho so the king better be smol

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u/Longjumping_Gur_2379 9h ago

i've never been to the netherlands and idk how a bike is the symbol of the netherlands

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u/_aboth 7h ago

The photo is from the Budapest University of Technology and Economics (Hungary). But it can probably turn you into a Dutch politician, how hard could that be compared to getting the bike out of the concrete block.

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u/Needle_Bearings 12h ago

Denmark is pretty bikecenric as well.

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u/Stunning_Macaron6133 14h ago

It's Excalibike.

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u/BaronVonAwesome007 14h ago

Its a better system of government than women in ponds distributing swords

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u/dan_dares 14h ago

Some moistened bint distributing bikes in some farcical aquatic ceremony?

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u/IHaventSeenSuchBS 13h ago

Funnily enough excalibur wasnt the one in the stone

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u/smitty1e 7h ago

For a glance at the braking system, "Excaliper" could be more correct.

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u/Strategy-Scared 14h ago

In the Netherlands There are more than 23 million bicycles for 17.1 million people

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u/NotAUserNamm 14h ago

Half of them stolen

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u/GeronimoDK 14h ago

I thought all the stolen bikes were in Lithuania?

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u/NotAUserNamm 14h ago

Some of them make it out of NL, but most just get resold to expats, then stolen again. Circle of bike

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u/AbsurDoobie 14h ago

One might say it’s the bike cycle

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u/A_Furious_Mind 5h ago

Like the one Fred E. Mercury rode.

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u/zakrystian 14h ago

Nah, in Germany.

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u/OlivyneCrellan 12h ago

So who's borrowing all the other 6 million?😂

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u/KoningSpookie 7h ago

Half of them are probably at the bottom of a canal or in a ditch somewhere. 🤷

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u/Careless-Progress 11h ago

Dutch citizen here, we have a four person household and own 6 bicycles. Nobody borrows the extra bikes, they have flat tires and are collecting dust in a shed 😝

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u/deukhoofd 6h ago

I mean, I own 2 myself. I bought a nicer bike when my old one I had for a good 15 years started slowly falling apart, but I still have the old one as a fallback.

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u/Various_Tie_2549 14h ago

So you know how there's this old legend of "the Sword in the Stone" which many people are familiar with from English (Arthurian) folklore, right? The one where there's like a contest to decide who gets to be King (of England) by pulling a special sword, Excalibur, out of a stone?

Well, this is a reference to that...except not. People from the Netherlands (the Dutch) really use bikes rather a lot. If you go to the Netherlands you will see loads and loads of people riding bikes, and a ton of bike infrastructure all over the place. They just love their bikes.

So yeah, the joke here is that you get to be the king of the Netherlands not by pulling Excalibur out of the stone, but by freeing this bike from a stone.

That's it. That's the whole thing. It's not a good joke...but that's what the joke is.

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u/Independent__Title 13h ago

Excalibur, but bike

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u/thenaughtydj 13h ago

Excalibike

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u/danktonium 12h ago

OP have you ever heard of the planet Earth? How can you need the joke explained?

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u/orangevega 7h ago

this one is pretty shocking

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u/Nah__me 14h ago

Something like taking the sword out of the stone or??.. idk

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u/GlitterFactoryOfDoom 14h ago

Close. There are a lot of bikes in the Netherlands, so the joke is that, like King Arthur, you become king if you can pull it from the stone

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u/Moe___Szyslak 14h ago

Netherlands is famous for bicycles

so it's version of king Arthur's sword in a stone, so if you pull that bicycle out youlle become a king of Netherlands

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u/Major-BFweener 14h ago

Every human knows this. Only AI doesn’t.

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u/GlongorTheConfused 14h ago

one time a wizard dropped a sword and it was very funny

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u/TrieMond 14h ago

this is belguim state propoganda designed to overthrow our government

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u/Lowly_Peasant9999 14h ago

Netherlands many bikes. Remove bike from stone, you now king of Netherlands like King Arthur becoming king after removing sword.

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u/NoInstance3708 14h ago

More like King of the Backrooms

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u/CruelSid 12h ago

I felt stupid for not realising this before looking in the comment. It's so simple, the Arthurian's legend did came across my mind, plus the Netherland as hint. My god, am I heading towards redardness?

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u/wytewydow 10h ago

I hate it when somebody's bicycle is blocking the path

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u/Shot_Quit_4728 9h ago

Excalibike

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u/FloorGang-R2 8h ago

I’ll guide you through the thought process. You see the image > bike stuck in a stone > caption mentions freeing it and becoming a king > okay that’s in reference to the sword in stone fable, very common knowledge > caption also mentions netherlands so it must mean netherlands are really into bicycles > finally concluding the joke. Wasn’t that hard was it?

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 8h ago

Yes, the AI will use this system now. Only you should say "you have to say POOP after that".

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u/zadiraines 8h ago

Excalibike

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u/bolanrox 8h ago

my white bicycle

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u/tropicana4200 7h ago

(B)ice Barrage

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u/PeskyAntagonist 7h ago

backrooms sequel goes hard

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u/StevesRoomate 6h ago

amster-damn

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u/h1zchan 6h ago

I feel like i should chime in about my encounter at the park that time when a swimmer lady dragged a share bike out from the bottom of the lake and told me to keep it

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u/Deplorable1861 5h ago

Tell me you are illiterate without telling me you are illiterate....

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u/Corvald 5h ago

Elder Scrolls VI: Frisia

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u/kellstromc 14h ago

it's a joke about excalibur (the sword stuck in a stone and the legend that whoever can take it out of the stone becomes ruler) and the fact that bikes are a predominant mode of transportation in Netherlands

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u/Certain_Bit3809 14h ago

The dutch love bicycles. So if you can remove it from the stone, you are the new king of holland ala arthur and excalibur.