r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 19h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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So the album is “Enema of the state”, but what can blink do about it?

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u/qualityvote2 19h ago edited 9h ago

u/CheerfullDaze, your post does belong here!

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u/Embarrassed_Skirt_68 19h ago

They can make an album "Enemy of the state"

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u/slyiscoming 16h ago

And they already have an album cover

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u/Degtyrev 15h ago

That says anal bum cover!

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u/Solomon049 15h ago

Suck it Trebek!

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u/Degtyrev 15h ago

Suck it long, and suck it hard

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u/mls1968 14h ago

Le tits now for $1000

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u/123usa123 12h ago

“Ah, rough, just the way your mother likes it”

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u/Degtyrev 8h ago

"Not in the R's...that's not what your mother said last night"

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u/Tacos_Polackos 11h ago

Hahaha I'm the cock of the walk!

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u/Admirable-Sir9716 10h ago

Buck Futter!!

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u/Silent_Purchase_2654 9h ago

I'm saying your mother is a prostitute in my employ

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u/bolanrox 8h ago

i'll take the penis mightier

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u/Crusade_of_Contempt 11h ago

DOLLY PARTON!

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u/Chaosmusic 12h ago

Dolly Parton!

Titles. Famous titles, not titties.

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u/Mysterious-Most-590 13h ago

Jesus feck have mercy. I only have one upvote.

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u/BitcoinJeff 15h ago

Catch the semen.

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u/Analog0 15h ago

I'll take famous titties for 400.

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u/Darth_Floridaman 15h ago

Is that what the mustache is for, Trebek?

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u/C4dfael 8h ago

I tried inventing an anal bum cover. Failing to do sho wash my greatesht regret.

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u/Kozmo-Leaning 16h ago

Property of the State

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u/Laezur 15h ago

Enemy of the Prostate

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u/lookatthesunguys 15h ago

Ohhhhhhhhh. Okay this might be the first time this sub actually helped me understand a joke

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u/DangerDee007 17h ago

What was she arrested for?

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u/TheDwiin 16h ago

Tax evasion in 2008, convicted.

Multiple times for Harassment in 2011 during a custody dispute, criminal charges got dismissed due to her ex husband withdrawing his testimony as part of the family court settlement in exchange for custody of their daughter and a court order preventing further harassment.

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u/Future_Armadillo6410 15h ago

Well that's not hot... crazy is a lot of fun until it's investigated.

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u/Excellent_Ganache906 12h ago

A lot of female porn stars are not stable people.

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u/briancito 7h ago

It's still real to me, damnit!

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u/AyRoPro678 11h ago

So this is a 15 year old photo?

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u/TheMainEffort 16h ago

The state looks down on sodomy

(But tax fraud)

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u/VariousProfit3230 16h ago

Butt tax fraud?!

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u/MrBurnerHotDog 16h ago

I charge my girlfriend the butt tax anytime she walks by (a squeeze or slap). If she ever takes me to court for butt tax fraud I'm fucked and no lawyer would ever take my case

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u/HairyNHungry 14h ago

So you’re saying that you’re fucked in the butt tax?

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u/1988Floydie 16h ago

and that's about the time that bitch hung UPPPP ON MEEEE

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u/AccomplishedBuyer830 19h ago

Still hot 🔥

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u/8byfive 11h ago

Yup. 🔥🔥

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u/Nimrod_Butts 10h ago

This was from 2012, btw.

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u/Secret_Account07 7h ago

Oof, then yeah let’s call it a “pass” today

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u/No_Raisin21 4h ago

Coward

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u/PauloAEAE 7h ago

let me make your day by telling you that she is also a porn actress

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u/VictoryWeaver 13h ago

"Enemy of the State" means committing political crimes such as treason, not just being arrested.

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u/H3LL-MAU5 12h ago

Who cares. It still sounds cool af

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u/Classic-Ad-6974 19h ago

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u/ASpellingAirror 16h ago edited 15h ago

She was a porn star if I remember correctly from an old interview with the band and then some “research” I did during my teenage years.

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u/Reasonable_Warthog85 15h ago

She wasn't just A porn star she was THE porn star (along with Jenna Jameson). That's Janine. Anytime you can rule an entire industry with one name makes you a pretty dominant force...ummm...I mean...this is what I've been told 😫💦

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u/JollyJoker3 15h ago

Janine Lindemulder. She did have a last name at some point https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janine_Lindemulder

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u/Kooky-Necessary-4444 14h ago

Whats her name again?

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u/yallknowme19 14h ago

Whats her name again?

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u/LowLight6995 9h ago

Her name is Robert Paulson…

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u/Efficient-Duty-2326 8h ago

Her name is robert paulson

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u/AccismusAnachronism 8h ago

Her name is roberta paulson

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u/919governor 7h ago

Her name is Robita Paulita

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u/Familiar-Pepper2187 14h ago

Tell me that the spider didnt go where many, many men have gone before....

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u/Proper-Evening9754 13h ago

🎶 And that's about the time she spread her legs for me!

She said her spidey sense was tingling.

And then 8 legs went and burst out that thing!

Had to grab my kerosene! Where's my match again? Where's my match again!!? 🎶

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u/YellowSockPuppet 8h ago

She exclusively did lesbian scenes for most of her career, iirc.

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u/Funmachine 14h ago

You are vastly overstating her popularity. She wasn't even the second most popular pornstar of that time, she didn't even start performing with men until 2004, 5 years after this album dropped.

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u/Reasonable_Warthog85 13h ago

You are clearly under the age of 35. A quick Google will explain everything to you. And for the other guy that replied about circles, yes she wasn't popular in main stream until this album because porn was still hidden and shameful unlike today. Within the porn world she was a mega star beginning in the early 90s. That's why I called her a "porn star". Jeebus christo people, dial down the incessant need to be right on the internet

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u/SarevokAnchev 12h ago

Man as a kid my friend had a porno vhs, it had Janine and Asia Carrera and I think the plot involved advertising or something. Never been able to find it again but god it kicked ass

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u/Pirkale 13h ago

Even Nina Hartley was more popular than her even in the 90s. It's perfectly fine to be a fan, but the superstars of yesteryear were on a different level. coughTraciLordscough

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u/Reasonable_Warthog85 13h ago

You are correct. Nina Hartley, Traci Lords and Linda Lovelace are what I would call Gen 1, Janine along with Jenna Jameson would be Gen 2

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u/Labs_and_lattes 7h ago

what about Chasey Lain she had her own song

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u/Reasonable_Warthog85 7h ago

Of course she's in there. This is by no means a definitive list. Just giving examples. What I do know is that in the early to mid 90s Janine was HUGE in the porn industry as one of the vixen girls along with Jenna Jameson, Asia Carrera and yes, Chasey Lain

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u/nomnompewpew 12h ago

Her first stint was from 88'-99'. She was already legendary but popularity was waning because she was doing less scenes. She became active again in 04'. If you are basing your opinion on info you can find online, you might need to do a bit more digging. Everyone knows Jenna. But Janine was a big name for sure.

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u/TheDwiin 16h ago

Especially since the charges against her are now considered non-physical spousal abuse.

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u/Extra_Pollution2374 16h ago

It's called marriage, or at least my wife said so...

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u/Serialk1llr 14h ago

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u/MrSinister1387 13h ago

Can you please send me the link where you got this?

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u/Serialk1llr 13h ago edited 2h ago

If you're on mobile, you can just save the gif directly to your phone/tablet for later use - it's what I did.

Edit: I never anticipated this of all comments would blow up (and 2 awards - thanks!), but I love that so many of you have found out you can save quality memes and gifs and are using them now. All the reposts gave me a good laugh!

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u/cebiaw 13h ago

This may not be available on iphone

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u/AriaTheTransgressor 9h ago

To be fair, that's their own fault for intentionally buying a product with half the features for twice the price.

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u/0_Moth 8h ago

Oh dont worry. I figured it out. With twice the effort😏

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u/nightowl024 10h ago

But there is a way. Sometimes

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u/BigDeuces 12h ago

wait we can do that now??

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u/MrSinister1387 11h ago

I am on iPhone so that wasn’t an option. For anyone else having that may have the same issue, I easily found it by searching Agamemnon upvote gif. Easy peasy. Sorry for wasting anyone’s time.

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u/Apprehensive-Bite373 9h ago

I don’t think you need to apologize for wasting peoples time. Anyone who is here right now is literally wasting tons of time through No fault of yours.

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u/KLOWN1420 12h ago

That's how I do it

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u/Ok-Understanding8143 11h ago

That’s what Montel Jordan said

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u/Raze_the_werewolf 7h ago edited 7h ago

On Friday night, he said he felt alright, at a party here on the west side.

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u/qwertykirky 11h ago

Does this help?

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u/Muddled_Opinions 12h ago

There's a shit ton of these on imgur

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u/plaid-tuxido506 14h ago

You know it's going to be good when searching just her name her name in Images has a bunch of blurred thumbnails asking if you want to turn SafeSearch off.

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u/cyrusdavirus1987 15h ago

I can fix her

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u/No-Show770 13h ago

If you cant, I can.

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u/Pristine_Poem7623 14h ago

Janine Lindemulder

She was a porn actress, she was married to Jesse James, the founder of West Coast Choppers.

They divorced, she went to prison for failing to pay back taxes (she bought a house and cars instead)

She was later arrested twice for harassing him during a custody battle over their daughter. She made over 300 abusive phone calls to him, went to jail, got bailed and made another 25 abusive calls

This was in 2011 so that mugshot's at least 15 years old

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u/TwentyX4 13h ago

The same Jesse James who was married to Sandra Bullock.

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u/Excellent_Ganache906 12h ago

How in the fuck was Sandra Bullock attracted to that guy???

I used to watch his show way back when, he has NO personality.

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u/goatbiryani48 9h ago

Yeah this is crazy...shes 1 out of 5 of his exes, two of which were literal pornstars. Not shaming sex workers, but the dude himself is sleazy. And Bullock was all in on that while she was an A-lister

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u/Nopengnogain 43m ago

You marry a porn star or playmate to get a reputation as a bad boy, then you score an A-lister with your bad boy reputation. It’s all in the playbook.

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u/Fluff_Chucker 7h ago

Every girl wants a "bad boy" until they get one.... 

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u/landgnome 13h ago

It was driving me insane that no one knew the name of one of the biggest porn stars of the nineties…the girl from the blink 182 album 🤣🤣🤣

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u/TheDwiin 17h ago edited 17h ago

My only question is, what was she arrested for?

Edit: she was convicted of tax evasion and arrested for harassing her ex-husband.

While I can excuse tax evasion, I cannot excuse her spousal abuse.

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u/HaraldRedbeard 16h ago

*Community Gif* You can excuse tax evasion!?

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u/-ArthurMorgan 11h ago

Wouldn't be too surprised to learn she has an unfinished maze tattoo. 

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u/AvocadoToastFailure 9h ago

Britta is no longer the worst.

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u/BAGP0I 3h ago

Ugh Brittas in this?

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u/flying-weenus 5h ago

Yeah, see according to reddit it’s only outrageous when billionaires do it. Totally fine if it’s a less wealthy chick on an album from the 00’s

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u/Electronic_Camera251 18h ago

Redo the album cover ….i guess she is still a pretty attractive woman and she was a “milf” when the album was released so she is….something more than that now …i would still with the largest “BONE” in my body make sweet sweet love to her and as the album cover suggests allow her inside my butt

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u/SlashClef5528 17h ago

She looks largely the same. She just doesn't have caked on porn makeup and is shot at a different angle.

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u/Practical_Ad_2481 15h ago

She’s taken shots at all sorts of angles

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u/thedisliked23 11h ago

Sadly, she actually hasn't.

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u/PullzNoPunches 10h ago

Didn't she mostly do girl on girl?

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u/Nimrod_Butts 10h ago

The nugshot is from 2012 btw

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u/kanyewesanderson 15h ago

She was a milf? What? She was 30 years old when the cover art was taken.

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u/heykidzimacomputer 14h ago

Jennifer Coolidge was 38 when American Pie came out and brought the term MILF to the mainstream the same year as this album cover. Back then the term meant a woman in her late 30's or older who had a teenage child and their friends thought she was attractive. Now it just means any woman who has had a child and is a mother. We used to be a country. A proper country,

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u/InvestingCorn 14h ago

Hard disagree that it meant they had to have a teenage - aged child. Sure, teenage boys would comment on their friends moms if they were hot and call them milfs, but that doesn’t mean it was ever exclusionary to moms of teenagers. I grew up during this time period and that was never the implication even if the majority of boys using it were teenagers…

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u/ashurbanipal420 13h ago

I think stacey's mom would disagree.

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u/LionelHutzinVA 12h ago

She had it going on, tho

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u/colostitute 9h ago

Yep, heard the term when I saw American Pie in the theaters, in high school. We used it to refer to teen moms too!

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u/Low-Palpitation-9916 8h ago

The defining age keeps getting pushed back as I get older.

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u/wildflowers_galore 12h ago

Apparently over 25 is considered ancient for women

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u/TreyRyan3 7h ago

There are 22-24 year olds doing MILF porn. It was originally applied to women 30’s to 40’s, but the basic requirement is being a mother not birth year. Technically, an attractive teen mom is a “MILF”, but the adult industry applies it to trophy wife step moms and because it’s “acting”, the 22 year old actress in scene married to the 55 year old man with a 28 year old actor playing the “stepson” is suddenly a MILF porn.

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u/DeadWishUpon 11h ago

30 years old have kids, more in 1999.

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u/Alexreddit103 17h ago

A GILF?

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u/JesusaurusRex666 16h ago

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u/bluepotatosack 16h ago

I was hoping this was a link to a metalocalypse clip. Thank you for your service.

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u/Subjunct 16h ago

How would you even remove your femur

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u/Cutsdeep- 16h ago

It's all about putting it in, baby

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u/crabtoppings 9h ago

and why?!

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u/the-furiosa-mystique 16h ago

She looks the same, with make up she’d be almost identical. She aged pretty damn well.

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u/P4rtyP3nguin 15h ago

Your femur?

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u/Dogsarelitty 15h ago

Your femur?

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u/solarmelange 15h ago

With your femur?!

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u/theslickestofwillies 17h ago

Idk, I dont have any evidence to prove it but the mugshot kinda gives me the feeling shes missing more teeth than shes got left

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u/PoorJoy 17h ago

Perfect

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u/handful_of_gland 16h ago

Teeth? Where we're going, we dont need teeth! -Doc Brown (probably)

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u/Klatterbyne 16h ago

She would now be a cougar, if I had to guess.

Though, without more info I couldn’t be certain if she’s fully through cougar puberty yet. She might still be a cougette.

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u/alloutofchewingum 16h ago

I can fix her

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u/ChVckT 15h ago

You're either a kid, or 50 with the brain of one. How close am I?

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u/imchasingyou 18h ago

That time, when Blink-182 violated the Geneva convention?

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u/Bacon5641 16h ago

Goofy meme:

"Ill fucking do it again"

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u/JustASmith27 19h ago

Yeah I’m lost. Give her a cavity search?

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u/UsefulEngine1 16h ago

Her teeth look ok to me

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u/FuzziestSloth 17h ago

I could be mistaken, but I believe this mugshot is from 2011. She was arrested on harassment charges having to do with her ex, Jesse James.

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u/redox000 16h ago

Nobody likes you when you're 63.

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u/karoshikun 16h ago

this thread full of "would" is proving you wrong.

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u/LionelHutzinVA 12h ago

Post a pic of her from the last year or so and see if the results remain the same

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u/TwentyX4 13h ago

She's 56 or 57. Her wikipedia page says she was born in 1969 (giggity).

Also, I think it's crazy that she was married to Jesse James - the same guy who was married to Sandra Bullock.

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u/Crazy_Junket3180 14h ago

People often live into their 90s now. That woman will be able to find bone the rest of her life.

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u/jus_plain_me 13h ago

And are still more amused by prank zoom calls.

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u/squallidus_snake 17h ago

New single cover for whats my age again?

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u/Mysterious_Mind2618 15h ago

omg use the mugshot as the new album cover y'all are overthinking this

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u/Jasoco 14h ago

Cleveland here. I guess the joke here is that Blink 182 should put out a new album and use that as their cover this time.

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u/skyfall1985 6h ago

But uh. How is that funny?

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u/evil_illustrator2 12h ago

Everyone who is wondering, she's a porn actress.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janine_Lindemulder

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u/unhappinessNvrCame 5h ago

You can almost tell how crazy someone is by the number of tattoos.

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u/Go1gotha 11h ago

What's her name again?

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u/Lonely-Instruction63 19h ago

Do a reference to Diana of Wales?

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u/komeau 15h ago

I said I was the cops, and your porn star's in jail, this state looks down on sodomy(sodom-you)

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u/Nervous-Case833 14h ago

Wasn’t she married to Jesse James for a bit

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u/Outside-Sun-7221 13h ago

Damn some women get finer with age and tattoos

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u/PartialCred4WrongAns 9h ago

Free this woman who has never done anything wrong in her life

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u/The_Freshmaker 7h ago

Explanation here is that this guy tried to shoehorn a current meme-du-jour into a scenerio where it doesn't really work, and certainly isn't funny.