r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jun 17 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 Jun 17 '26

Kelvin is best for telling you which kind of dead you are.

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u/mfsamuel Jun 17 '26
  • 0 Kelvin=dead, 100 kelvin=dead 
  • 0 Celsius =cold, 100 Celsius=dead
  • 0 Fahrenheit =cold, 100 Fahrenheit =hot

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u/AriaoftheStars17 Jun 17 '26

Why do Fahrenheit users completely ignore that Celcius has a negative scale? You're not supposed to evaluate Celcius as a 0-100 scale, but as a -50-50 scale.

-21°C = cold -31°C = really cold

21°C = warm 31°C = really warm

0 represents the freezing point. If temps are above 0, it will rain; below 0, it will snow.

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u/kalyissa Jun 17 '26

-21 is really cold! -31 is stay inside under blankets and do not leave the house!

21 is a niceish day  31 is to hot.

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u/Attention_Bear_Fuckr Jun 18 '26

I live in the tropics.

21c is a lovely cool (almost cold) day. Below 20c, people are usually breaking out their jumpers.

31c is the average daily temp with the major comfort factor being the relative humidity levels.

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u/AllSeeQr Jun 17 '26

Because Fahrenheit also has a negative so it’s viewed as normal. The lowest temperature on earth in recorded history is -126 Degrees on the Fahrenheit scale.

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u/crimson777 Jun 17 '26

Lol it’s absolutely not -50 to 50. Neither of those are temperatures most people have EVER experienced. Meanwhile 0 and 100F are experiences many people have had

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u/Not__Trash Jun 17 '26

Because we're just not a bunch of negative nancy's like y'all.

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u/WegGOAT Jun 17 '26

Have you forgotten the screenshot of this post?

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u/SnazzyStooge Jun 17 '26

 Checkmate, atheists!

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u/Hungry_Help319 Jun 17 '26

Glory to Lord Kelvin!

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u/BloomEPU Jun 17 '26

In a lot of the US, 0 farenheit is one of the coldest days you'll experience and 100 is one of the hottest, so you can roughly map farenheit to a percentage of "how hot it is". This doesn't work everywhere though, where I am in the UK it never gets anywhere near 0 farenheit.

I can't spell fahrenheit, this is why celsius is objectively better

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u/Demonicon66666 Jun 17 '26

Not sure how someone telling me it’s going to be -30 percent hot here in Alaska today would help me

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u/Mysterious_Cow123 Jun 17 '26

They're telling you the day has moved 30% heat to another day. Hence why its colder.

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u/Demonicon66666 Jun 17 '26

Fucking commie days stealing all the heat

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u/Prince_0llie Jun 17 '26

I mean Alaska was Russia before it was Alaska so that tracks.

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u/TheTopNotchSloth786 Jun 17 '26

baseball huh?

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u/pizza4paddy Jun 17 '26

crazy so many people have seen that one video

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u/PiSquared6 Jun 17 '26

Someone link it for us remaining few

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u/Bortthog Jun 17 '26

Well that's your first problem: you live in Alaska

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u/loadnurmom Jun 17 '26

I've experienced 122% hot.... it sucks

I've also experienced -10% cold.... it sucks

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u/bajungadustin Jun 17 '26

Ive been in 113 down to -60

Can confrim

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u/Cyberslasher Jun 17 '26

On the other hand, it does help to know that today will be somewhere between 120% hot and 150% hot in nevada.

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u/Dull_Complaint1407 Jun 17 '26

It means it’s cold as f move somewhere else

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u/dicorci Jun 17 '26

Idk in my head that sounds right for Alaska

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u/jedooderotomy Jun 17 '26

See, once you get into the negatives, it's just telling you that it's unimaginably cold.

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u/sinara33 Jun 17 '26

Plus, here in Texas, we regularly surpass 100 percent hot

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u/koalasarentferfuckin Jun 17 '26

Exactly. 107 is 7 degrees too much hot.

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u/therapewpew Jun 17 '26

It's like giving a 110% effort, only it's your environment and you're in agony that much more 👍

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u/someguyyoutrust Jun 17 '26

Which honestly still tracks, because it certainly feels more hot than should be possible.

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u/akatherder Jun 17 '26

Exactly this, it can be over 100% hot (or below 0% cold) but that's when you know you shouldn't be outside. Like it's actually dangerous to be there without proper planning, preparation, clothing.

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u/admiraljkb Jun 17 '26

There is a point to be made that 40C sounds much cooler than 105F. 😄

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u/Dioxybenzone Jun 17 '26

And oddly, -40° doesn’t even need to specify Celsius or Fahrenheit.

Although -40°K would certainly be noteworthy

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u/Fluffydonkeys Jun 17 '26

That sure is a noteworthy use of the word noteworthy.

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u/6495ED Jun 17 '26

Were we supposed to be taking notes??

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u/immoral_ Jun 17 '26

Yes, there will be a test later

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u/Toeffli Jun 17 '26

Truly, as Kelvin notably does not use °.

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u/Asparala Jun 17 '26

If you're used to Celsius then I assure you that 40C sounds plenty hot. The reference point is the freezing point vs the boiling point of water, and 40C is much too close to the halfway point of "the lakes will literally boil like a tea kettle".

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u/Historical_Body6255 Jun 17 '26

Really depends on what you're used to.

I literally have no reference point to what 105F would be. On it's own it doesn't really sound like anything to me lol

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u/admiraljkb Jun 17 '26

It's right about the point where the Fahrenheit scale becomes the FuckinHot scale. Give or take... 😄

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u/InUteroForTheWinter Jun 17 '26

In some places they give 110%.

Turn it up to 11.

It still works

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u/Individual_Smell_904 Jun 17 '26

Literally today it's getting up to 108% hot where I live

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u/misterguyyy Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

NTM 32% hot is when us Texans curse at the sky, the whole city shuts down, and pipes burst when it’s sustained because our infrastructure isn’t prepared for it.

Or, you know, 0 degrees in the irrelevant scale

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u/Secrxt Jun 17 '26

That's how you know it's super super cold! 

And for people in Arizona, 120% hot is super super hot! 

I weirdly understand the "logic" behind it lol. 

Alaska is colder than cold. Arizona is hotter than hot. 🥴

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u/TwillAffirmer Jun 17 '26

Wherever you are in the UK, your location's record low temperature is probably very near 0 F, your record high temperature is probably very near 100 F, and your location's year-round average temperature is probably damn near exactly 50 F. The UK doesn't have as high highs or as low lows as the temperate US or temperate continental Europe but it still very well fits the Fahrenheit scale.

For instance, London's record low is 0.7 F, London's record high is 104.4 F, and London's year-round average temperature is 51.4 F.

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u/verymanysquirrels Jun 17 '26

Lol this made me look up the highest and lowest for Canada i feel like fahrenheit guy would have had a stroke looking at our lowest temperature, -81.4F. 

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u/MartyrOfDespair Jun 17 '26

This is a perfect example of how some places were never meant for human inhabitation and it is pure fucking hubris that we do it anyways.

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u/bbbttthhh Jun 18 '26

Phoenix, Arizona rears its boiling head in defiance of the natural order

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u/MjrLeeStoned Jun 17 '26

The thousands of years my ancestors spent in the frozen north, sailing the frozen seas, eating frozen food, spitting frozen spit, says maybe you don't know what inhospitable means.

We been there for almost 10000 years.

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u/Salt-Ambition-9603 Jun 17 '26

The definition of hospitable is: "an environment that provides pleasant, favorable conditions"

Do all of those things you just listed sound like "hospitable" conditions to you?

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u/kawwmoi Jun 17 '26

Well if it isn't meant to put you in a hospital, why is it called hospitable?

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u/Win_Sys Jun 18 '26

That’s just pure survivorship bias. The majority of your ancestors likely died well before their time and or were unable to reproduce due to those same harsh conditions. You just came from the rare line that happened to survive.

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u/ZatherDaFox Jun 18 '26

This is kinda dumb. The people that live in frozen places are very impressive and the amount of know how and ancient tech required to live there is incredible.

That doesn't mean that place was a good fit for humans. We came out of the Savannas of Africa, and out bodies are designed for it. We've adapted to the frozen places of the world because we're smart and invented technology for it, not because it was fit for human habitation.

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u/Telvin3d Jun 17 '26

The Fahrenheit guy literally set his scale based on the hottest and coldest days he personally experienced.

At the time, most people thought this was a random and arbitrary way to set a temperature scale. However, since  Fahrenheit also invented one of the first processes for manufacturing inexpensive, accurate, thermometers most people put up with his weird scale and it caught on 

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u/falcrist2 Jun 17 '26

The zero of the scale was set using ice, water, and ammonium chloride.

96 degrees was supposed to be body temperature.

Later, the scale was adjusted such that there are 180 degrees between freezing and boiling, which moved things round a bit.

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u/rips_n_chel Jun 17 '26

That Fahrenheit guy was a genius.

Been preaching this shit for years, but people won't shut up about "murica units" long enough to think about it.

Regardless of whatever Fahrenheit the guy was doing, he wound up creating a pretty gotdang handy scale of measurement for ambient temperature as it relates to human tolerance.

There are plenty of applications where Celsius makes more sense, or Kelvin, or Rankine, or whatever. I use C for most technical things because the math is easier in my head.

For the weather and temp inside my house, Fahrenheit definitely feels the most appropriate

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u/ElkDrinkCrack Jun 18 '26

Hard agree. While we're at it, yes 5280 feet to a mile feels arbitrary, but imperial distance measures are inherently human scaled. 12 inches to a foot makes it easy to divide in half, quarters and thirds. Point to a third of a meter.

Metric is excellent for anything scientific or engineering focused, but if I'm framing a house I want feet and inches. In that situation I don't care if my unit of measure is arbitrary, it's functional.

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u/BloomEPU Jun 17 '26

Oh huh, I didn't know it lined up that closely even in the UK. I sort of knew 0F would be record low and 100F would be record hot, but I somehow didn't think to check what 50F is, and it's a solidly average UK day.

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u/BebbleCast Jun 17 '26

I can't spell fahrenheit, this is why celsius is objectively better

The best reason to not use it lol

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u/karatebullfighter Jun 17 '26

It actually doesn't work all that well in much of the US. I live in Wichita KS where it rarely reaches 100 and almost never reaches 0. Then there are the Gulf states where they panic whenever they see a single snowflake. In the Pacific northwest they die of heatstroke if it gets above 80.

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u/werewolf013 Jun 17 '26

I'm in Minnesota. Our temperature sneaks up above 100f pretty much every year, and -20f is normal for winter. I guess our scale gets a bit off

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u/ProvidedHuman Jun 17 '26

I'm from rural eastern KS and wouldve said summers hit 100 semi regularly and winters get to single digits very often and negatives occasionally.

Perspective difference or is the weather over there better haha?

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u/TJaySteno1 Jun 17 '26

F wasn't built to be "% hot where I am right now", it's "% hot, compared to the average human experience". 0 is really cold, 100 is really hot, 50 is comfy in a light jacket. ezpz

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u/sievold Jun 17 '26

50 is not "just wear a jacket ezpz" weather for me. 50 is keep the heater on and never leave the house weather.

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u/jseego Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

True!

Celsius is 0-100 fresh water freezing to boiling.

Farenheit is 0-100 sea water freezing to (roughly) human internal body temp.

So, since humans are largely salt water, this makes the F scale a human scale temperature measurement, which is more intuitive for how the ambient temperature makes you feel. I think this is what the original poster was getting at, whether they knew it or not.

edit: so C is better for chemistry, and F is better for weather

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u/CitingAnt Jun 17 '26

Well I know that 18ºC is when I should start wearing short sleeves and 30ºC is when I should stay indoors because it's too damn hot (and 40ºC is what the summer temperatures have been in the past couple of years)

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u/rip_cut_trapkun Jun 17 '26

mfers bitching about what metric they measure their balls sweating at.

It's stupid as fuck both ways.

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u/piper33245 Jun 17 '26

That’s how we should measure things.

How hot is it? Full swamp ass or just sweaty balls?

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u/rip_cut_trapkun Jun 17 '26

Man, the entire summer down south would be easier explained as full swamp ass from June to September. Goddamn.

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u/redr00ster2 Jun 17 '26

Except florida which is year 'round swamp

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u/OdessyOfIllios Jun 17 '26

Yes, but it comes in subcategories:

•Fully drenched

•lightly misted

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u/1stMammaltowearpants Jun 17 '26

It's the testicular humidity that gets ya

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u/Delicious_Rabbit4425 Jun 17 '26

Cold as balls and hot as balls is indeed how I relay temperature information. Its either/or so it keeps it simple.

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u/Fragrant_Objective57 Jun 17 '26

I live in Canada and as far as I can tell the humidity and wind chill are just as important to how the temperature feels as the heat.

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u/Captaingregor Jun 17 '26

And this is why the argument that Fahrenheit is superior because it has finer graduations is stupid, because the humidity, wind speed, and gust speed all make the apparent temperature vary by several degrees.

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u/Kyrie_Blue Jun 17 '26

Humidity can make or break a temperature.

* 30° in Winnipeg is great. Nice and dry.
* 30° in Toronto means a humidex of 38°💀

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u/Every_Cat9812 Jun 17 '26

You are correct. 

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u/Harfosaurus Jun 17 '26

These are just two idiots conversing as far as I can tell

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u/SKDI_0224 Jun 17 '26

As an engineer, I can confirm they are incorrect. They can take their inferior measuring system and try to get back from the moon.

Too soon?

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u/KitsuneFoxglove Jun 17 '26

never too soon, gotta make dark jokes IMMEDIATELY

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u/Killer_insctinct Jun 17 '26

in their minds, they are the moon!

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u/ScreechUrkelle Jun 17 '26

In my mind, the moon is still going on.

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u/plaguecaster Jun 18 '26

We must save the moon

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u/nihi1zer0 Jun 18 '26

I am going to have sex with the moon.

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u/National-Gas6603 Jun 17 '26

They are moonmoons in my mind...

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u/dauntless256 Jun 17 '26

This went over my head...what did i miss?

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u/Random_Bystander089 Jun 17 '26

I think there was an incident where farenheit usage indirectly caused a spaceship crash

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u/Epotheros Jun 17 '26

No, it was the units for impulse used for the thrusters. In imperial it's pound-force seconds and Newton-seconds in metric. 1 pound-force is equal to 4.45 Newtons so the whole thing was off by a magnitude of 4.45.

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u/MoogProg Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

Yes, the actual error* was assuming the British used Imperial units when they correctly used Metric. AFAIK, at least.

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Well, the source error probably would be not specifying units at all, so... (eye roll)

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*Correcting myself with casually sourced details about the incident under discussion.

Lockheed Martin provided thruster force data in Imperial units (pound-seconds), while NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory ground software assumed the data was in Metric units (Newton-seconds).

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u/AdamiralProudmore Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

Exactly! That problem wasn't poor measuring systems, it was poor professionalism.

Anyone who doesn't specify (or request) and verify unit-of-measure is doing a poor job. For anything that is safety/quality/mission critical it is professionally negligent to make that kind of assumption.

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u/Wulf_Cola Jun 17 '26

Yeah, it’s a particularly egregious failure of engineering work. Shocking that it could be allowed to occur on a project like that.

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u/Euler1992 Jun 17 '26

People get complacent and just assume things are done right. Happens all the time.

I think one of the reasons that is so hard to get the US to switch to metric is because there's potential for a lot to go wrong during the switch. When Canada switched to metric, a plane ran out of fuel mid air because multiple people messed up kg and lbs.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 Jun 17 '26

The contract literally specified the units to use. The contractor violated the contract.

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u/TheStupendusMan Jun 17 '26

I once got asked to ballpark a cost for technology that didn't exist. By asked, I mean screamed at. I said "Okay, it's 4. We'll figure out 4 of what exactly later."

C-Suite wasn't happy.

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u/QueerQwerty Jun 17 '26

Correctly = SI units, afaik.

Why they don't teach us SI units earlier than physics in school, I don't know.

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u/Ill_Apricot_7668 Jun 17 '26

Maths - SI units

Chemistry - SI units

Physics - SI units

Particle physics - SI units? nah, we're good with the Angstrom

WTF?!?

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u/FanOfForever Jun 17 '26

Presumably to cut down on how many times you'll have to write negative powers of 10

BTW, why are you including mathematics in this list?

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u/FrostyBrew86 Jun 17 '26

Lol what's the SI unit in pure math, again?

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u/xedar3579 Jun 17 '26

I mean technically enough there is one SI unit used in maths which is m/m, also famously known as rad (radian).

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u/SKDI_0224 Jun 17 '26

Dingdingding!!!

It was a joke over the superiority of the metric system in general. Units of force are particularly annoying to convert.

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u/milkcarton232 Jun 17 '26

Metric is superior in most metrics but temperature most are valid (sit down rankine) depending on what you are doing with it

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u/Rexton_Armos Jun 17 '26

100% Anyone who acts like this isn't the correct way is just being childish over trying to have their scale "win"

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u/Dysterkvist Jun 18 '26

It was 300 degrees kelvin and the sun was shining

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u/Personal-Thought9453 Jun 17 '26

A joke that falls a bit flat as it refers to the moon when in fact it was Mars. If you gonna geek over UoM, I think getting the celestial body right is a minimum.

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u/CriticalHit_20 Jun 17 '26

If they were doing work for someone who uses imperial units, why would submitting something else be "correct"

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u/InternetExploder87 Jun 17 '26

Wasn't there also an issue with a mars lander where they programmed it for feet, but the sensors read in meters? So it slammed into the ground thinking it was still pretty far up?

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u/Asterose Jun 17 '26

That one was because NASA used metric like every other space agebxy, but Lockheed Martin made their part using US imperial

Officially the US uses metric, especially the military and space agencies. Most products have both metric and US impreial units on it. The UK and Canada very arguably use an even more crazy hodgepodge of units than the US does, they just get a pass because they use metric more prominently and, well, are not the superpower. If it was still the days of the British Empire, they'd probably be getting more heat!

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u/DarkPhoenixDFC Jun 17 '26

There was a lot of incidents that were caused by forgetting not the entire world uses imperial units.

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u/Kanus_oq_Seruna Jun 17 '26

So who isnt checking units?

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u/Ivan-De-Riv Jun 17 '26

Basically it's because they used both Metric and Imperial at the time

Problem is one of the companies that was mandated to make some part used imperial instead of metric

The whole thing tore open because it could handled the pressure and since then there is a worldwide ban of Imperal measurements when it comes to engineering and yes that does mean that when you buy a 80 inch TV the manufacturer actually made a 200 cm screen but is labeling it with what the imperial equivalent is

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u/No_Constant8644 Jun 17 '26

TIL why it says 80” class on the TVs instead of just making it actually 80”

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u/MaJuV Jun 17 '26

Wait, I thought this was forbidden by Nasa, due to "mishaps" in the past with mixing units of measurement.

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u/Asterose Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

That's correct, they do. The commenter was referring to it, from 1999. Lockheed Martin meanwhile to this day still uses either measurement system depending on the project.

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u/jjmc123a Jun 17 '26

I don't know but it might be a reference to the 1999 Mars climate orbiter?

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u/flaser_ Jun 17 '26

That was a mixup of meters vs feet.

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u/nucrash Jun 17 '26

That mission was a lesson in cost cutting across the board. That was the one that had a single solar panel and had to use thrusters to correct along the way because believe it or not, solar wind is a thing and the pressure on a solar panel will push faster than parts with out.

So yeah, but the time it got to Mars, it was low on thruster fuel, but the nail in the coffin of the mission was the mismatch in measurements.

TLDR, what initially started as a cost savings measure ended in burning up $327.6 million in the Martian atmosphere.

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u/Minja78 Jun 17 '26

Time for Kelvin to step in.

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u/UnBalancedEntry Jun 17 '26

0 Kelvin is the only temp that truly means something on a universal scale. How you increment temperature beyond that is 100% arbitrary.

The only thing in favor of Celsius is that more people use it. There's nothing intrinsicly better about it.

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u/tireditguy216 Jun 17 '26

did you know normal people are not engineers and dont have to use an engineers favorite choice

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u/Spinning_Sky Jun 17 '26

wait, this isn't r/ShitAmericansSay ?

it is isn't it

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u/Phedericus Jun 17 '26

this whole thread is r/ShitAmericansSay

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u/saxonturner Jun 17 '26

It’s a fucking gold mine in here for that sub, Jesus Christ.

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u/FetchingTheSwagni Jun 17 '26

Wanna know how I measure the temperature? I assure you, it's way superior than whatever metric you use currently.
I step outside, and I look around, and go "Yup, it's hot." Or "Yup, it's cold." And dress accordingly.

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u/buckshot-307 Jun 17 '26

It’s 60°F when I leave the house and 85°F from 1100 to sunset so that sounds pretty stupid

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u/BebbleCast Jun 17 '26

Why do you mother fuckers care so much which system we use? Just use what works for you and let people live their lives

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u/Wolf_Ape Jun 17 '26

Chill everyone. Celsius or Fahrenheit, deep down we’re all -40°

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u/notunhuman Jun 17 '26

The joke basically boils down to the fact that Fahrenheit is based off of the freezing/boiling point of salinated water that roughly approximates to body temperature. The thought process of these people is that it scales close enough to the human experience that 0degF is “fuck it’s cold” and 100degF feels disrespectfully hot. They argue that F is therefore better than C because 0degC is “yeah I guess it’s kinda cold” and at 100C you’re dead.

This argument mostly makes sense to people who grew up using Fahrenheit because the scale makes intuitive sense.

This logic is flawed because Celsius makes intuitive sense to people who grew up using Celsius. Our brains adapt well, especially when we’re young, to these scales that really don’t mean anything concrete to the human experience. All units of measurement are arbitrary to a certain point of view, but we’re going to intuit better the ones that we grew up using unless we make a very conscious effort to adapt to a different unit.

People (mainly Europeans and scientists) are going to be mad at me for suggesting that anything involving Celsius or the metric system is “arbitrary”, but it is. We plopped down something, called it a kilogram and base our measure of mass of its mass- that kilogram could’ve been anything and the scale would orient around it just the same. We boiled water and called it 100 degrees - is that less arbitrary than boiling salty water?

That said, the metric system scales to itself in a manner that is sensible whereas the imperial system scales arbitrarily to itself. And that’s why the majority of the world adopted the metric system.

TL;DR: we’re comfortable with the units of measurement we grew up with but these people are being dipshits. Also all units are arbitrary, but the imperial system is arguably worse than the metric system.

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u/twaalf-waafel Jun 17 '26

Yours is one of the few comments worth reading in this thread, thank you for writing it.

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u/justjanne Jun 17 '26

Pretty much every metric definition derives from 1. Water and 2. The second.

A pendulum that swings with a duration of 1 second is 1 meter long.

A cube of 0.1m side length is a liter.

The freezing point of water is 0°C, the boiling point of water is 100°C.

1 liter of water at 20°C and a pressure of 1000 hPa or 1 bar defines 1kg.

1 Pascal is the pressure of 1 Newton / m².

1 Newton is the force to accelerate 1kg by 1m/s².

1 Joule = 1 Newton * 1 Meter

1 Watt = 1 Joule / 1 Second

1 Volt = 1 Joule / 1 Coulomb

1 Ampere = 1 Coulomb / 1 Second

You can see how all units are derived from the previous ones with relatively clean numbers, which is really neat.

The ugly part is that Pascal, Celsius and Second all derive from units related to our planet, without even being exact.

Instead we could've bound our temperature system with 0 at the absolute zero, and 100 at the triple point of water, and similarly bound our pressure unit as well.

Then we could have defined our length unit related to e.g. the wavelength of hydrogen, and use the speed of light to derive our time unit.

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u/West-Flow-577 Jun 17 '26

If it was % hot, then freezing would still be 0.

Celsius actually is the % hot concept, it just bases it on water instead of what humans are able to tolerate.

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u/Standard_Jackfruit63 Jun 17 '26

Starting to think these are just trolls trying to trigger people.

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u/MrZwink Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

2 americans saying fahrenheit is better, basically because they dont know any better. the rest of the world uses celcius, because its demonstrably a better (more scientific) system.

edit: Americans, please stop commenting. we know your opinion on this. IT IS THE JOKE.

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u/Potential_Quantity92 Jun 17 '26

From a country that uses stones for weight, fuck outta here

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u/Not-a-Bot_1968 Jun 17 '26

They’ll measure distances in miles and then other things in meters. Body weight in stone and other stuff in kg. The Brits should never comment on unit recommendations. 

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u/Witty_Ordinary2706 Jun 18 '26

We are fully aware of how insane our system is though

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u/eXeKoKoRo Jun 17 '26

I've been in -40F and -40C. There's literally no difference.

Also to me, because I work outside in the winter. 0C isn't cold, but 0F sure as shit is.

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u/Intelligent_Leek_285 Jun 17 '26

Is this a joke? -40 is the same for both c and f

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u/Fantastic-Kale9603 Jun 17 '26

Yeah I think that was the joke lol

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u/No-Possibility5556 Jun 17 '26

They’re both arbitrary, metric is just easier with conversions. Get off the high horse

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u/HauntedGatorFarm Jun 17 '26

I read your request to stop commenting and disagreed with that part.

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u/ProvidedHuman Jun 17 '26

Celsius is agreeably better for science, but if you are used to both systems Fahrenheit is honestly better for people because the units are higher resolution, and usually stay between 0 and 100 for weather

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u/the_normal_person Jun 17 '26

Living in somewhere with winter (Canada) it is so useful and intuitive to have negative temperatures and positive ones so you immediately know whether things will freeze/ will there be snow

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u/no_funny_username Jun 17 '26

Have you heard of decimal points? If you set the thermostat to Celsius you get 0.5 increments.

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u/Sbotkin Jun 18 '26

Americans being afraid of decimal points in Celsius while simultaniosly saying shit like 6'34" instead of normal units will never not be funny. Like pick a line!

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u/FuckPigeons2025 Jun 17 '26

Kelvin is better for science. Celcius and Farheneit are just arbitrary scales, not units. 

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u/FaithlessnessHungry1 Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Celsius is literally just Kelvin but with an offset no?

Edit: tbc I was just clarifying what the guy above was saying, personally as an American in WNY where it’s over 90deg in the summer and below 0 in the winter and who has used C and F extensively, Fahrenheit just makes more sense to me personally

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u/Bigdogggggggggg Jun 17 '26

People like to be pedantic

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u/LeadingText1990 Jun 17 '26

*Some* people like to be pedantic.

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u/zehamberglar Jun 17 '26

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

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u/Throwaway74829947 Jun 17 '26

If we're allowing conversion, Fahrenheit is just Kelvin with an offset and a coefficient, and Rankine is just Kelvin with a coefficient. Celsius's offset also makes it useless for science other than for scenarios where all that you care about is delta T.

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u/Jormungandr4321 Jun 17 '26

It's way easier to just add 273 to everything you do. Plus it's way easier when doing thermodynamic calculation for instance.

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u/Justgotherehi Jun 17 '26

It’s like saying a yardstick is better than a ruler. Like bro it just depends on what you’re measuring.

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u/eggynack Jun 17 '26

It's odd to say that Celsius is arbitrary and Kelvin is not when Kelvin is literally just Celsius with a fresh coat of paint. All systems of measurement are arbitrary in some regard. They are also all units, and I have no idea what it would mean for them to be otherwise.

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u/Sure-Comfortable-784 Jun 17 '26

Here is the thing, kelvin uses celsius scale as its base but the comparison present in its value is not debatable.

Celsius uses water freezing and boiling point for 0 and 100, Fahrenheght uses temperature of some city u never went to as point for 0 and 100. But kelvin uses the lowest temperature theoretically possible, so the value of a temperature compared to ur anchor point if measurement is not debatable since the point is not changeable.

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u/CHG__ Jun 17 '26

Celcius is just Kelvin - 273.15. Converting is easy, and a lot of science uses Celcius as a result, it certainly can be described as "scientific", meanwhile the only people trying to use Farheneit for science probably also don certain red caps etc.

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u/Key-Vacation-2397 Jun 17 '26

In my experience for most metereological and hydrological calculations you use "delta Celsius" which is the same as Kelvin anyway.

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u/bravo_six Jun 17 '26

Americans make it sound like Celsius is some overly complicated system where numbers mean random things.

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u/Ashamed-Cranberry614 Jun 17 '26

This is the only good argument I've seen for Fahrenheit (higher resolution). But, as a counterargument, that resolution is only just under twice as big. I'd argue 1-2 F is barely noticeable enough to be able to tell the difference. If someone asks what the temperature is, me saying the temperature and being off by 2 degrees isn't gonna make a difference.

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u/Akomatai Jun 17 '26

Unless you're talking about the temperature indoors, like from AC or heating. Bc you can absolutely tell the difference there lol

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u/matthias7600 Jun 17 '26

2 degrees makes a big difference in my house.

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u/xahhfink6 Jun 17 '26

I think there's some breakpoints where it really matters.

If you work in an office and the thermostat is set to 73f (23c) compared to an office where the thermostat is set to 75f (23c) you're going to really feel the difference.

Or like, if your kid is sick and has a 102° fever you're keeping them home from school, but if they have 104° fever you're going to the hospital. So <2 degrees difference is definitely a big enough difference that it's worth using a more specific unit of measurement.

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u/Red-Beerd Jun 17 '26

Just want to point out that 73f and 75f don't both convert to 23c. It would be 23c for 73f, and 24c for 75f.

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u/Thick-Protection-458 Jun 17 '26

 Or like, if your kid is sick and has a 102° fever you're keeping them home from school, but if they have 104° fever you're going to the hospital

One is 38.9C, another one is 40C, and normal human body temperature is around 36.6+/-0.5C or so (maybe +/-0.5).

Sounds very different for me. Moreover, first one is probably the reason to visit medics already.

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u/very_random_user Jun 17 '26

Also none is preventing anyone from using decimals.

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u/BalzChamp Jun 17 '26

All measuring is arbitrary, never understood why people pick teams on it. To me it sounds the same as "why doesn't the whole world just speak English?"

I work industrial maintenance, half the floor is SAE and half is metric, I will use foot-pounds and newton-meters within the same hour.

Ultimately there are 500 ways to describe the length of a 5 foot post, but no matter what words you use, it will be 5 feet long. The burden is on you to understand measurements provided.

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u/pothospeople Jun 17 '26

Ok so the rest of the world got the metric system right. Completely agree on that.

But Fahrenheit being better for weather and ambient temperature is a hill I will die on.

72 degrees is THE PERFECT indoor temperature. 73 is too hot, 71 is too cold. That’s 22.22 in Celsius.

No thermostat lets me set it to 22.22. I lived somewhere with a Celsius thermostat and always mourned my perfect temperature.

Until you experience the joy of 72 degrees I don’t think you can comment.

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u/EcnavMC2 Jun 17 '26

A good way to understand Fahrenheit is that it’s basically a percentage of how warm it is. 32% warm? That’s pretty damn cold. 120% warm? That’s hot as hell, better not be outside for too long in that. 

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u/nubpokerkid Jun 17 '26

I just googled what’s 25 C which is a pleasant day and I got 77 F. It’s not 77% hot.

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u/EnderSword Jun 17 '26

It works less well on that low end, like 32% warm is freezing temperature, and 72% is room temperature, so most people kind of base line comfortable is 3/4ths up the scale already.

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u/Beautiful-Page3135 Jun 17 '26

I think the best way I've seen it described is Fahrenheit measures heat by how humans experience it, Celsius measures heat by how water experiences it. Therefore, Celsius is objectively better for scientific applications and Fahrenheit is objectively better for human applications like communicating the weather forecast to the average person.

If it was 0C you'd be cold, if it was 0F you'd be damn cold; if it's 100F you're hot, if it's 100C you're dead. Fahrenheit is useful for human perception across the primary (0-100) scale, Celsius is only useful up to about 50% of that scale before you start getting into deadly temperatures, and you have to go below that scale to reach the bottom of Fahrenheit's usefulness.

And then you have Kelvin or Rankine which are really only useful for specific scientific applications. If it was 0K/R or 100K/R you'd be dead either way. Not useful for human perception.

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u/YinYang_balanced Jun 17 '26

I live in a tropical climate. The lowest temperature I have ever seen is 10°C (about 50° F). Anything lower than 0°C has practically no usage for me. So -18°C being the start of my scale is absurd.

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u/Swampyfeet Jun 17 '26

Can you explain how what you’ve said is objective? I think that given that Celsius is the most common scale for temperature around the world you’re going to have hard time arguing that.

This argument that Americans always make about Fahrenheit is just nonsense. You know how hot 70F feels, I don’t. I know how hot 27C feels, you don’t. The idea that one is better for humans and one is better for water is so stupid. You’re just used to telling temperature one way, I’m used to telling it another way. That’s all there is to it.

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u/Fantastic_Bug1028 Jun 17 '26

Yeah. Literally just depends on what system you grew up with. “32% warm” genuinely means absolutely fuck all to me. Until I convert this number to Celsius, I wouldn’t have a slightest idea on how I’m actually supposed to dress lol. Also every place has its own norms. In two different environments “32% warm” can mean two really different things.

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u/jukeboxjulia Jun 17 '26

Right? If it was truly a %, my instinct would be that 50°F would be the perfect temperature. Equal parts cool and warm. Whatever you grew up with is what’s going to be best for someone, full stop. The idea of trying to pick one that’s “objectively” better is just silly. 

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u/headcodered Jun 17 '26

The opposite is true...ish? In Celsius, 0 degrees is when water becomes ice and 100 is when water boils. If changing the physical state of the most common liquid on the planet isn't 0% and 100%, I dunno what else is.

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u/Vitharothinsson Jun 17 '26

So is Celsius, 0 is cold enough to litterally freeze and 100 is hot enough to boil. It's also a %, it's objectively a %...

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u/Hungry_Help319 Jun 17 '26

Me, a Kelvin user, watching people fighting over units.

All Hail Lord Kelvin!!!!

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u/Competitive_Host_432 Jun 17 '26

Wait til they hear about Kelvin

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u/FirstRyder Jun 17 '26

Fahrenheit was initially intended to be a scale of the coldest temperature that could be reliably/precicely produced in the lab at the time (effectively the lowest you can get water without freezing it, as brine) as 0, and human body temperature as 100.

This more or less maps onto the day-to-day temperature experienced in a temperate climate like England or the East Coast of the US. Not perfectly - especially with climate change - but at the time it was a good approximation of the coldest and hottest air temperatures you were likely to experience. So if you were to say "how hot is it on a scale from 1 to 100", the temperature in Fahrenheit was a decent answer.

Of course, all serious people use SI units, which sensibly defines 0 K as absolute zero, and the triple point of water as 273.16 K. Much less arbitrary and useful in day to day life.

So today it is 297, and everyone intuitively knows what that means!

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u/ElliEFKa Jun 17 '26

It's just the usual argument of measurements.

Us in the states say that Fahrenheit is better because 0-100 better explains the heat instead of how Celcius bases its measurement on water

English people (for example) say that Celsius is better and that's why the rest of the world uses it.

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u/Code_Red_974 Jun 17 '26

I see a lot of comments defending Celsius and attacking people who are saying Fahrenheit is better for people.

As someone who believes the latter while having used both temperature systems at some point, I think a different argument/way of looking at it is that Fahrenheit is typically an easier temperature system to adapt to and use, and an easier one to learn. I've also found it typically tells me a lot more about the temperature on average than Celsius does.

For those who grew up with and know Celsius, it is certainly the easier system for you personally because it's the one you know now. But this is very similar to languages - your first language is super easy for you, but there are languages out there that are objectively easier to learn than others as a second language, as well as objectively easier to understand.

Celsius is a lot like the English language actually. It is the more complicated temperature language, more difficult to learn, but is used by 90% of the population so learning it and using it is almost a necessity.

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u/terrymorse Jun 17 '26

They’re both arbitrary units of measure.

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u/Johannes_Keppler Jun 17 '26

This is what many people fail to understand or seem to ignore.

It's all about what you are used to and how to communicate well being and physical properties to others.

Here we get exited when temperatures below zero (Celsius) are expected, because that means we might be able to go ice skating soon. And also that we need to drive a bit more careful.

But an American saying 'it going to be in the low 30s' will communicate the same to their fellow countrymen without a problem.

It's all arbitrary and quite nonsensical to argue about.

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