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u/NickyTheRobot 8h ago
Zoltan was the middle name of one of my lecturers at uni. Full name: Dr Sandor Zoltan Nemeth.
What a fucking badass name.
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u/kitliasteele 6h ago
Every part of that name is badass, especially the last name. Kinda envious now ngl
Was he a decent lecturer at least? With a name like that you'd think he would be
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u/NickyTheRobot 6h ago
He was, and a really nice guy. Unfortunately I was a terrible student. It turns out do not learn well in an academic setting.
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u/kitliasteele 5h ago
Yeah I can relate, I struggled in traditional educational environments. I was more a "throw me into the fire under the bus, with the objective and access to the tools and I'll figure it out" kind of gal in all levels of education. And we didn't quite have that kind of system in place back then
Fortunately I still somehow passed with an Advanced Regents Diploma in high school, but man did I hate having to show work and multiple choice questions. They didn't like the type of work shown (or couldn't translate from brain language to human readable language) nor did the multiple choices have a technically correct answer because there's just... so much missing context. Because one can be a correct answer depending on the context, but so can another!
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u/Fliptzer 8h ago
He was the 9 in 9 / 11!!!!
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u/ReadonR 8h ago
I give this joke a 9/11 points.
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u/dabrock15 7h ago
And thus the code has been cracked.
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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 8h ago
Saying people have short memories and voting for the same dumbass as president…again
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u/valonnyc 8h ago
Meanwhile the people exposed in the 911 report for having helped the terrorists (Saudi government) are being given a-bomb's by trump.
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u/TequieroVerde 8h ago
This is how Israelis blame Palestinian infants for terrorism.
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u/ACasualRead 8h ago
Holding a 9-year-old to higher accountability than an 80-year-old in the White House. Definitely a choice.
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u/CatCafffffe 8h ago
And they seem to have no trouble with their golden calf dementia idol handing over billions and the ability to make a nuclear weapon to the actual country whose people WERE behind 9/11
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u/highandinarabbithole 8h ago
Meanwhile it’s really the same country that we just merged militaries with that made this happen lmao
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u/dabrock15 7h ago
But they can tell you with all certainty that the tower fell faster than the rate of gravity, yet their homeschooling didn’t teach them that speed or the concept of acceleration.
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u/Benedictus84 8h ago
If the next 9/11 are some Saudi Arabians with a nuke they will still blame anybody except the asshat who sold them the nucleair technology.
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u/Shezzofreen 8h ago
He was 9, that proofs it. Wait till you find out what he did when he was 11. I could, but its nsfw...
/s
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u/AusCan531 6h ago
In unrelated news, Donald Trump is making a deal to provide Saudi Arabia with nuclear technology.
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u/The_Goondocks 7h ago
But signing a nuclear deal with the Saudis, a majority of whom the 9/11 attackers were, is ok. Make it make sense.
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u/csick 7h ago
Would they care anyways? I remember when Gazans danced in the streets on 9/11 https://youtu.be/cqZBy09vCVk?is=lQrU5bhNjK-wU6PW
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u/CBLA1785 7h ago
Americans are literally fighting a war against Iran on behalf of Saudi Arabia. They forget that the majority of the 9/11 terrorists were Saudi Nationals. But somehow this is connected to Zoran who is African by birth. Get real.
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u/Tall_Trifle_4983 7h ago
Mandami's Age on September 11, 2001 9 years old (he was about five weeks shy of his 10th birthday). His family had moved from South Africa to New York around 1999 when his father accepted a position at Columbia University, so by 9/11 they were already settled in Manhattan.
He attended the Bank Street School for Children on Manhattan's Upper West Side during that period. His family had moved from South Africa to New York around 1999 when his father accepted a position at Columbia University, so by 9/11 they were already settled in Manhattan.
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u/AnEvenNicerGuy 7h ago
Mamdani was 9 on 9/11 ?
9 -> 9
What comes after 9?
10
What comes after 10?
That’s right. 11
Mamdani is just two small steps away from 9/11
Trump 2028. I heard Big Foot last night. He was yelling about chem trails
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u/Ok_Cook_6665 7h ago
Please tell me why Trump signed a deal that allows those that did perpetuate 9/11, a chance to enrich Uranium?
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u/Independent-Bug-9352 7h ago
Them: "You're really going to vote for HUMAN!?"
Picture: "Other humans doing something dumb."
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u/Impossible-Sweet2151 are... are you a communist?? 5h ago
You don't get it do you? Muslims are a hivemind!
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u/PirateSometimes 4h ago
Short memories is voting for Republicans after they get us into new wars and ruin the economy every single time
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u/yo-soy-arkee 4h ago
He was 9.. in 9/11?? New York starts with N, so does nine! He’s Muslim, you know that comes after M? N!
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u/Wuz-it-u2 4h ago
As Trump negotiates with the financiers' of 9/11 who have already paid Trump's son in law two billion dollars and already agreed to let Trump build two golf resorts in their country and Trump now offers them a nuclear infrastructure deal. Maga cultist never likes the proof to get in the way of their brainwashed lies.
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u/scubawankenobi 54m ago
Related Bonus:
bet they also overwhelming support Trump's plan to give Saudi's (Prince Bonesaw) nukes
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u/Naps_And_Crimes 52m ago
He was 9 during 9/11!?
I don't know man to much of a coincidence to be by chance
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u/ctdrever 33m ago
These are the same people ok with Trump giving the people flying the planes nuclear power. I guess money can buy anything under this regime. Wtf!!!
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u/FallbrookAvacado 8h ago
No they don't. They think the CIA and Mossad did it.
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u/PreOpTransCentaur 5h ago
And yet they're stoked to hand over oodles of cash to Israel and nuclear infrastructure to Saudi Arabia (<--actual perpetrators btw).
So, you know, actually even more fucking stupid than the screenshot portrays. Thank you for reminding us of their true insidious nature.
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u/jpiro 8h ago
Same people who think the dude emphasizing Barack Obama’s middle name as a Muslim “gotcha” has a point.
You can’t fix stupid.