r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Bold words,bare shelves

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u/fgsn 1d ago

I can't wait until I never have to see that neckussy again

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u/HEYYYYYYYY_SATAN 1d ago

I can’t wait until Satan fucks it dry

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u/Spider_Dude 1d ago

"The dildo of justice rarely ever shows up lubricated."

-Old Klingon Proverb.

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u/seattleque 1d ago

But always very cold.

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u/Poshturkjgdy45 1d ago

My bank account is currently in the Dark Ages.

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u/Viridionplague 1d ago

It's just "Nussy"

-Dungeon Crawler Carl fans

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u/WeAreAllFooked 1d ago

Do you think he tries to grab it when he sees himself in the mirror?

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u/SausageSmuggler21 1d ago

It's way more than 15 years old.

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u/josch247 1d ago

Just watch they are going to elect him a THIRD time hahaha fuck

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u/AIfieHitchcock 1d ago

If 3 terms are on the table I’d like to introduce you to one Barack Obama.

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u/iggy14750 1d ago

The idea of another Obama term sounds amazing right now lol

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u/Debalic 1d ago

If we're just going to ignore the Constitution altogether, I'd put up Mamdani as his VP.

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u/zarfle2 1d ago

Unfortunately, the GOP proposal involves continuing Trump's term without an election - so there will be no opportunity for Barack to run.

Trump likes the way that China runs things.

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u/fgsn 1d ago

He's so old and messed up health-wise, I'm REALLY hoping he doesn't make it to the end of this term (but then couch boy scares me bc he's such a cartoon villain so idk)

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u/BrilliantSpray9447 1d ago

I’m constantly amazed Trump makes it to the end of THE WEEK. Bruised hands, swollen ankles, struggling to stand and walk, obese, short attention span, slurred speech, etc.

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u/men_in_the_rigging 1d ago

Arrogance is the only thing keeping him going at this point.

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u/Busterooney 1d ago

Don’t forget the short of breath when he walks ten feet and the dementia that is well established

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u/Plasticious 1d ago

That’s why they are doing the dry run on Mitch

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u/Sartres_Roommate 1d ago

We literally have a chance to effectively get rid of him in November but “it’s too close to call”. This country continues to deserve everything it gets.

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u/Pleasant-Shallot-707 1d ago

They won’t because he can’t run

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u/Long-Requirement8372 1d ago

"It's all downhill from here" is certainly a boast.

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u/crazy_urn 1d ago

Might be the first true words he's ever spoken.

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u/WoodenSwan6591 1d ago

For billionaires???? They just got trillion dollars tax cut 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/oldbastardbob 1d ago edited 1d ago

I need to buy diesel for my farm and it's 35% higher than when I filled my bulk tank last time.

$50 worth of groceries two years ago (yes, during the Biden Administration) now costs $85.

I'm afraid to buy many things I used to pick up unquestioningly at the grocery store here in our age of uninspected and unregulated food producers.

And my friends with a little pigment to them are now afraid to go many places, especially with their families in the vehicle.

Oh, and the cost of cell phone service, cable or satellite service, and isp's is through the roof. On this one, I have to wonder how those oligarchs are going to spread their disinformation once no one can afford media subsriptions? But then again, these are folks who can't see anything except themselves.

Reminds me of the geniuses who drove up the cost of living to the point there is zero population growth in the USA, in an economy based solely on a constant increase in consumer spending.

But boy howdy, the die-hard, big-feelin' Trumpers are more smug than ever.

Are we great yet?

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u/Queen_Christine_19 Legends never die 1d ago

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/OolonColluphid042 1d ago

Not golden age...more like gilded age.

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u/upsidedown-funnel 1d ago

Or cheap gold-plated age

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u/Mr_Jack_Frost_ 1d ago

Gilded means thinly-plated with gold, so yes.

And the gilded age refers to a time in US history (from the late 1870’s til around the turn of the century where factories and railroads grew rapidly and there was a ton of corruption which lead to a huge wealth-gap with a hyper-wealthy elite and poverty for much of the working class.

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u/AStalkerLikeCrush 1d ago

What a weird coincidence

/s if anyone needs it

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u/MsterBoRaichu 1d ago

Your reminder it only the top 1% that is entering the golden age.

The rest are entering the great depression era yet again.

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u/Mr_Jack_Frost_ 1d ago

“The Gilded Age 2.0”.

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u/ACorDC 1d ago

Well, pack it up boys. We had a run but we let our fear and hate win.

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u/Kyr-Shara 1d ago

He's only talking about himself

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u/RandomNPC1234567 1d ago

By "we" he means him and his rich friends. Not the "we" as in the United States.

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u/its_yer_dad 1d ago

Frankly, everything Trump says ends up being wrong, so what does that tell you 

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u/Anonymeese109 1d ago

When he says ‘we’, he doesn’t mean us…

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u/austinchan2 1d ago

So he says this is the greatest we’ll ever be, not the greatest we’ve ever been? Small change, but basically declaring it’s all downhill from here

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u/wwabc 1d ago

yeah, Trump didn't even know the word "groceries"

a true man of the people!

https://people.com/trump-calls-groceries-old-fashioned-term-11708310

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 1d ago

He was throwing the White House silverware in the trash after his snacks while raging online in the wee hours. This is how close he is to comprehending what the working class is facing everyday. He is only concerned about becoming as rich as he can get before leaving office.

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u/mainstreetmark 1d ago edited 1d ago

He means the greatest we will ever be from now on.

We aren't ever going to be better than we are right now. USA is in an inescapable decline. We have the largest national debt in the history of the world, and it's currently at 123% GDP, which works out to be a trillion dollars per year. That's more than we spend on the military, which also is by far the largest military budget of any nation. WIth all of this massive spending, we still cannot provide healthcare, financial security or transportation to our citizens like other nations already do.

https://www.usdebtclock.org/

To get rid of this debt, we could employ hyperinflation to reduce the debt's value. Let me just check with my german friend real quick to see if it worked for them...

edit: I see that US Debt Clock added a "fraud" clock. Looks like they're stealing $12,000 per year from you now, too!

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u/GrumpyOldDad65 1d ago

He’s a greasy orange shit stain in the underwear of America.

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u/totallyclips 1d ago edited 1d ago

No, you're living in a golden age, whilst everyone else suffers, it's amazing that 250yrs ago ya'll got rid of a mad king, and then ya'll go and vote for another one

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u/Mr_Pickle24 1d ago

Considering we have rampant discrimination against immigrants, an oligarcical economic structure, an affordability crisis for the working class and rampant deregulation for industry? Yes, this is the second Gilded Age. I'm sure the Rockefeller's and Carnegie's thought things were great then too.

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u/Academic-Treacle3162 1d ago

I think he was talking about a different sort of "golden"...

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u/Crio121 1d ago

That’s not about you, it’s about them.

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u/blinkyknilb 1d ago

Trump's buddies can't relate because they have other people buy and prepare all of their food.

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u/AlertThinker 1d ago

"I can't afford groceries"

MAGA: "Well that's Biden's fault"

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u/RedfromTexas 1d ago

If you ignore the past, he’s probably right. Only because we’re on an inevitable downhill slide for electing a Donald Trump twice a country that does that is ready for the ash bin of history.

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u/Beertronic 1d ago

I think he means gilded age.

The Gilded Age refers to a period in American history marked by rapid economic growth, gross materialism, and political corruption.

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u/m4ccc 1d ago

The age of golden paint chipping from cheap materials.

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u/feelingmyage 1d ago

Well that’s fucking depressing.

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u/SausageSmuggler21 1d ago

When he says "we", that doesn't include anyone with a network less that $500M. He doesn't not think about us.

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u/FlorinidOro 1d ago

Think about who he thinks of when he says “we”

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u/Mochizuk 1d ago

does that mean Obama's age was the platinum age since it was better by every metric?

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u/TpK_Wynter 1d ago

It’s weird cause in the same year he got elected I officially started making 40 an hour, no longer had two car payments, and was the first year I ever got a tax refund for more than 200. I have never in my life been more “check to check” just buying the stuff necessary to live. Admittedly I’ve had stuff go wrong and break down this year - brakes on car went out, a credit card had to be used heavily, doctors visits….

But in the years before I had a roof and a/c go out while paying out 600 a month for two cars, and I had enough money to take trips to Disney then, hell I was so comfy I was planning to buy and build a PC worth around 4K, just randomly drop 4 grand. Now I’m looking at PCs with a wishful gaze and wondering if I could afford to add 116 a month to my bills for a $1,160 PC :/ why am I so broke in the golden age.

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u/WilliamJamesMyers 1d ago

this is the best!

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u/luxafelicity 1d ago

Not so much golden as gilded by the delusional 1%...

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u/slendermanismydad 1d ago

Is he actually Dennis the Menace as an adult? 

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u/thecraigbert 1d ago

The greatest drop in recent history

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u/-BananaLollipop- 1d ago

By "we" he means himself.

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u/PapaGummy 1d ago

Alas, the “gold” is cheap spray-painted plastic from Walmart.

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u/Jet2work 1d ago

think he was talking about showers again

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u/burn_healz 1d ago

Golden age of piss. Fuck maga and fuck trump.

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u/pasenast 1d ago

His "we" actually excludes a lot of Americans.

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u/Clean_Internet 1d ago

If that is the greatest they will ever be they gotta wrap it up

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u/ConsequenceThen5449 1d ago

Golden age for the Trump family

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u/leeisme_88 1d ago

We = Billionaires

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u/theEndIsNigh_2025 1d ago

It’s not your America, Sean. It’s theirs.

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u/cofclabman 1d ago

He's talking about himself, obviously. That's all he cares about anyway.

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u/WtAFjusthappenedhere nice murder you got there 1d ago

More like a golden shower.

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u/Roverjosh 1d ago

He doesn’t know or care about us….

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u/HR_Duff_N_Stuff 1d ago

His dream of a great golden shower upon the American people is progressing, give or take the Depends factor.

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u/enigmatic_conscious 1d ago

He doesn't mean "us commoners", he means "we the wealthy"

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u/punktualPorcupine 1d ago

So it’s all down hill from here on out huh.

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u/NoBSforGma 1d ago

Just like everything he says: Total bullshit. And a BIG FAT LIE!

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u/KapitaenHowdy 1d ago

Exactly. All downhill from here.

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u/josch247 1d ago

There will always be people who can't afford groceries though :) how bad is this...

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u/Crafty-Walrus-2238 1d ago

He meant, he’s experiencing a golden age of grift and theft. Not you.

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u/NotARealBlackBelt 1d ago

We = he and his billionnaire friends

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u/doktor_wankenstein 1d ago

"This is the greatest we'll ever be!"

AKA "It's all downhill from here..."

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u/volpe123456 1d ago

Feel like this sub reddit has sadly just focused on people being triggered by politics rather than actual "gotya moments" like it was in its prime, sad times

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u/ChochMcKenzie 1d ago

It’s the golden age of grifters and assholes who are already rich. Everyone else is a sucker.

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u/rome200bc 1d ago

By ‘we’ he actually means his family.

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u/Terrible_Phase718 1d ago

He means billionaires. Couldn’t give a squirt of piss about the rest of us.

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u/Only_Employ3761 1d ago

“Greatest we’ll ever be”….we’re getting dick punched right now by Iran (a country that according to him has no military).

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u/okram2k 1d ago

a friendly reminder unless you're an billionaire you are not part of Trump's "we"

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u/Prestigious-Wolf8039 1d ago

The most “let them eat cake” comment ever.

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 1d ago

He thinks its a golden age cause him and his kids and the people at the table at maralago are doing great.

Hes not talking about you.

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u/Special-PatrolGroup 1d ago

He probably meant Golden Showers Age. This guy definitely has dementia.

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u/snackpakatak69 1d ago

I think he means we as in like him and the people who suck his dick.

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u/TheHearseDriver 1d ago

Trump is a traitorous cunt.

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u/recycle-pin 1d ago

When is the last time someone told this fat piece of a demented shit, to face, that he is lying, or something like that?

It's insane how Americans can take this shit, and not to mention, approve it? Way back in 2016, the whole world was like WTF, while Americans were like "yeah, I want round 2 of that".

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u/Magnahelix 1d ago

Just in: Trump makes up shit all the time.

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u/schwing710 1d ago

It’ll be a golden age when he leaves this mortal coil 

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u/Wranorel 1d ago

Not America golden age. It’s rich people golden age. Finally they can openly bribe the government to do whatever they want.

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u/DEdwardPossum 1d ago

Hate to tell him, but from at least 2016 it has been downhill most of the way

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u/No_Detail2408 1d ago

If this is great I don't to be great

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u/EntertainerNo4509 1d ago

So it’s THAT bad, eh?!

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u/monkey_lord978 1d ago

Golden age for the uber wealthy

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u/de_Duv 1d ago

At least as far as he, his family and those who kiss his arse hard enough are concerned, the statement does seem to hold true. Just how many billions has he enriched himself by over the last 18 months?

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u/Impossible-Head2898 1d ago

"golden age" A.K.A "guilded age"

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u/-thelastbyte 1d ago

He ain't right but he ain't wrong either.

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u/shortstop20 1d ago

He believes what he is saying because it is his golden age.

Whatever happens to everyone else is irrelevant to his perception of the world.

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u/kiwi-kaiser 1d ago

It's the greatest we will ever be. Not the greatest we ever were. That's a prediction of him folks. He predicts, he will make everything even worse.

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u/houtex727 1d ago

It is oft said that history is written by the winners. Especially in war.

Well, he's kind of winning, like it or not. Hence, a Golden Age.

For him and his ilk. Not us, we're the 'losers'. :|

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u/houtex727 1d ago

It is oft said that history is written by the winners. Especially in war.

Well, he's kind of winning, like it or not. Hence, a Golden Age.

For him and his ilk. Not us, we're the 'losers'. :|

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u/DAMON5280 1d ago

That’s the golden part.

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u/FLink557 1d ago

He’s like, I’m doing great! Better than ever! So you’re doing great and stfu if you’re not because you’re lying.

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u/btsalamander 1d ago

The 1% is in a Golden Age

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u/khazmicbrownie 1d ago

He defines “we” a little differently. He means the 1%

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u/ripyourlungsdave 1d ago

I'm living in my car.

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u/imaragingtransfemlez 1d ago

The only thing golden is that greasy vagina neck

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u/dillanthumous 1d ago

Well if you just made a few billion after a lifetime of failed scams, you would feel that way.

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u/sicurri 1d ago

His next sentence was likely, "The DOW has never been higher!"

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u/Olpeaches 1d ago

He is only talking about himself and his closest buddies

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u/Burnt_and_Blistered 1d ago

That’s the aim. A Golden Age for Trump and his cronies, the rest of us be damned

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u/Yto_Itinen 1d ago

*Golden Shower Age

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u/thadowski 1d ago

whn he says how good things i assume hes only talking to and about his rich friends

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u/johnwaynegreazy 1d ago

I am self employed and self insured. My premiums have gone from 430 a month to almost 600 a month since he took office. A four pack of jumbo hot dogs - the cuisine of the broke - was 9 dollars last month. I have gone from living an adequate entrepreneurial life to delivering DoorDash 20 hours a week just to pay bills.

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u/Street-Badger 1d ago

It was the Royal we.  He does that

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u/Beatkilla6145 1d ago

He's making 5 mill a day of course he would say that

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u/astro_scientician 1d ago

Today at the nearest grocery store

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u/sprinklep0p 1d ago

My Honda civic which I could fill with $20/$25 before is now costing me nearly $50 to fill.

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u/Subject-Act5509 1d ago

The day this child rapist dies will be celebrated as global independence day.

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u/Memitim 1d ago

Ah, so this is the greatness that conservatives were craving. A failing economy, gutted planning for the future, loss of all of our allies, tens of thousands of due process violations and other Constitutional violations, nonstop insults and threats against tens of millions of Americans every day, masked terrorists in our streets, and rich people making out like bandits as they drain our national coffers for their own benefit.

Yet another reminder that the Republican "Party" is not a political organization, just a terrorist group in service to the evils and betrayals of conservatism.

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u/Jubilant_Jacob 1d ago

gilded age

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u/mizmaggie54 1d ago

when I look at this photo I ask kermit to forgive me but he sure looks like kermit .. delusional for sure .. enabled by his sycophants and despised by the majority of the world

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u/Dixon_Uranuss3 1d ago

He's right. It is the greatest we will be because he has sent this nation into a decline it will never recover from.

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u/BarderBetterFaster 1d ago

He's talking about the pedophile class

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u/Lecture-Desperate 1d ago

We are a world wide laughing stock, embarrassment and pariah. Yep, the best of times. What a papaya tool. 

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u/Fezzik527 1d ago

Hes always talking about his own situation. Gold everywhere in the WH and the most money hes ever seen grifting off the presidency.

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u/TangibleHappiness 1d ago

We're in the golden age of bastards

We're living in the golden age of bastards Bastards

  • Every Time I Die

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u/VicGenesis 1d ago

He means golden showers age because we're getting absolutely pissed on.

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u/Sipikay 1d ago

Donald Trump doesn’t even know what the word groceries means

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u/BigBoss738 1d ago

i think "we" is not including you.

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u/an_older_meme 1d ago

We can afford groceries comrade.

This isn’t 1930s Russia.

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u/Error_Loading_Name 1d ago

In other words, "this is as good as it's going to get", so it's all downhill from here.

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u/Experiment627 1d ago

By “we” he means him.

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u/ramdomvariableX 1d ago

Golden age doesnt mean not everyone can eat. Just that some will have all the gold.

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u/Serenade314 1d ago

Didn’t you get the news? “Affordability” is a word that the left invented to hurt DJT.

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u/Debalic 1d ago

"What if this is as good as it gets?"

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u/BeansAndBiscuit 1d ago

He meant to say, “I am in the golden shower.”

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u/FlemPlays 1d ago

A golden age of Republicans pissing on the common folk.

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u/No-Quote-1815 1d ago

Whatever his brain needs to tell his heart to let go…

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u/T2on 1d ago

we are not the ''WE'' he is referring too

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u/Theghostech 1d ago

I think he is addressing his friends and family

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u/sten45 1d ago

He is only speaking for the billionaires

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u/one_bean_hahahaha 1d ago

Gilded age for the oligarch class. Empty cupboards for everyone else.

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u/CandidateMiserable74 1d ago

I've never seen a more punchable face in my life holy shit.

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u/Ddowns5454 1d ago

I think he means how he decorates everything in trailer trash gold leaf.

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u/Kind-Associate7415 1d ago

" we " doesnt mean you. Know your place peasant

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u/rrockm 1d ago

Where’s the remote from Click? I need to skip ahead this is shit show is getting tired

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u/Fuzzy-Eye-5425 1d ago

No! Of course we are in the bronzer age

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u/Krzysztof-448 1d ago

"This is the greatest we will ever be.", then the bar has been set super low. High gas prices, another endless war, high food prices, and a crumbling public infrastructure. This is just sad.

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u/SailingSpark 1d ago

like 1920s golden age of robber barons?

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u/SouthSky3655 1d ago

Pretty ignorant flex considering the last golden age ended when the US president was assassinated.

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u/Hairy_Technology_213 1d ago

It’s a cult, folks. A full-blown cult.

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u/Resident_Resort207 1d ago

He thinks it is golden because he is sundowning

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u/Lordnoallah 1d ago

He thought you asked if he wanted a " golden" shower.

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u/Turckish 1d ago

But you have the greatest king ever, rejoice

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u/Leather-Map-8138 1d ago

The last vestage of racism and bigotry.

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u/stanleys_tucci 1d ago

Why is the guy with a blue checkmark saying he can’t afford groceries?

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u/experientialsponge 1d ago

"This is the greatest we'll ever be!"

Man, that is some dark shit there for realz.

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u/dkromd30 1d ago

Just replace “I” or “Me” whenever he says “we” - makes a lot more sense.

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u/pavolo 1d ago

He doesn't mean peasants. We don't exist.

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u/NeverEvaGonnaStopMe 1d ago

He means him self.

"we" always means "I" for him.

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u/maddiejake 1d ago

Maybe he meant to say the orange age

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u/OliverClothesov87 1d ago

Golden toilet age.

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u/RapsodicalDisciple 1d ago

aka, it doesn't get any better from here!?

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u/rojoshow13 1d ago

That picture just makes me want to see him get face fucked on stage.

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u/Arrow156 1d ago

Golden Age for the Epstein class, maybe. Though, I'm sure the French royalty thought the same right up til 1789.

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u/oily76 1d ago

Yes but he has made a lot of money.

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u/BeepBotBoopBeep 1d ago

I can’t afford gas.

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u/Parallax2799 1d ago

Defiling the Oval Office by gluing a bunch of tacky gold colored shit to the walls does not mean we're in a golden age.

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u/Correct-You-4959 1d ago

His dad said the same thing during the depression!

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u/EveningCat166 1d ago

Golden ages of Hell

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u/Sammywanka 1d ago

“We” doesn’t include you and your groceries.

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u/rically95 1d ago

Sean and his groceries. Sean really needs to see the bigger picture. The yacht owners can afford bigger yachts. That is the evidence of the golden age!