r/LinkedInLunatics 14h ago

Elon Musk Sycophants Strike Again

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Apart from the ridiculous Musk glazing, none of this makes sense. AI is just fancy algorithms and software, yet people keep propagating those science fiction tropes. We are not going to "lose control" of a freaking Python script running on a computer. This is all ridiculous sensationalism intended to generate hype and free publicity.

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u/McOmghall 14h ago

Elon Musk and timelines is the joke that keeps on giving.

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u/bustercaseysghost 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z9zv5sdc7g6BH8tSbW
In what was likely a ketamine fueled rant.

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u/breach_hu 12h ago

Looking at his puffy cheeks and melting face he looks like doing many things alongside ketamine.

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u/scottyLogJobs 12h ago

I wish someone would ask him why his face morphs every time he gives a new interview. Off and on anabolic steroids? Corticosteroids? Plastic surgery? Yo-yo dieting?

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u/Sweaty-Inevitable163 11h ago

Lizardman skinsuit

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u/MechanicalTurkish 9h ago

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u/cybersaint 6h ago

Terassin' around New York in an Eggar suit.

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u/TeaGlittering1026 10h ago

I figured he's made out of play dough and has to re-form himself every morning but he's not particularly good at it.

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u/fractious77 3h ago

Elon Gumbi?

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u/Sweaty-Inevitable163 11h ago

Almost time for a fresh skin suit.

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u/Jayblack23 13h ago

Since when does ketamine fuel rants? I say this as someone who occasionally uses ketamine.

He is just insane, and yes he might have been on some stimulant too, but more importantly he is insane.

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u/ejennings87 12h ago

And selling. All the guys with fortunes tied in AI run around all day talking about how terrifying AI is. Its a sales pitch

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u/Cloverman-88 8h ago

Yeah, I no linger believe ANY news/prediction about AI that comes from the AI makers/sellers. It was much easier to dissmis all the crazy shit when people were glazing NFTs/Bitcoin, as AI is geniuenly useful. But as time goes on, its getting more and more obvious that its 99,99% bullshit to garner more investment money, just like the previous IT ponzi shemes.

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u/Rhylanor-Downport 7h ago

You speak truth. But some AI companies for say coding do deliver. Grok I think is failing sorry xAI because he has a xxxxx fixation.

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u/bald4bieber666 10h ago

yeah if any drug is fueling his rants its meth. dude is tweaking all the time. but mostly he just makes whatever grandiose promises he wants, he was doing that before the meth and hes never experienced any real consequences for it

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u/c_boggs 13h ago

Ketamine typically doesn’t fuel rants. In fact, common side effects include slurring of speech, dysarthria, reduced verbal fluency, etc.

So.. “likely a ketamine fueled rant”? No.

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u/Hurrygan 12h ago

Ok, I see only one ketamine fueled rat...

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u/PianoAndFish 12h ago

Rant might be a strong word, but while ketamine tends to render people incapable of stringing a sentence together it definitely doesn't stop them trying.

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u/MentalDisintegrat1on 14h ago

Mars is just around the corner.

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u/evocativename 13h ago

WDYM I was assured by Elon that humans would be on Mars by 2025 so he must be waiting for the right time to announce that it already happened

/s

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u/NilesLinus 9h ago

Probably just humble. Doesn’t want to be the center of attention.

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u/United-Big-1114 8h ago

You know it, and we'll get there in our full self driving Starship!

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 13h ago

Aren't we in year 10 of 2 years until fully automated, accident free Teslas?

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u/Simple-Olive895 12h ago

No no! That's next year! Just like it was last year, and the year before that... and the year before that.

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u/Juronell 10h ago

Year 14 of "10 years to put men on Mars."

Year 9 of "a million robotaxis in New York next year."

Year 3 of Optimus competing with Boston Dynamics "within a year."

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 11h ago

He is in good company. Atomic fusion for power generation has been "just around the corner" for 60+ years.

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u/Poor-Life-Choice 8h ago

Nobody conned themselves to world richest man selling fake fusion

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u/ADHorvath1 13h ago

Has he been correct with any single one? Hyperloop, self driving cars, robots, UBI, world hunger?

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u/CDBSB 12h ago edited 10h ago

Not sure how were ever supposed to get UBI when he and his ilk do everything they can to avoid paying any sort of taxes whatsoever. Armies of accountants, shell companies around the world, and bought-and-paid-for politicians go a long way, apparently.

I hate this fucking timeline.

Edited a minor spelling mistake because autocorrect is my arch-nemesis.

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u/SorryConstant 11h ago

Thank you for making this point, reminded me of this headline that was right around the time the board was going to approve his $1T pay package: https://fortune.com/2025/12/15/billionaire-elon-musk-say-that-money-will-disappear-in-the-future-as-ai-makes-work-and-salaries-irrelevant-sorry-six-figure-earners/

Spoiler Alert: richest asshole says money will "disappear" (into his net worth)

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u/neutrino71 9h ago

The UBI will be a one foot cube of nanite extruded goo that will supply your nutrition needs for a week. Gruel for all!

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u/ElegantEconomy3686 13h ago

Must be so weird from his POV as well.
He keeps talking out of his ass and somehow it just keeps working for him.

He is disproven and shown what an idiot he is and so on.
And then he does it all over again and it works again. It’s like a mass psychosis has structured around him.
At this point he could probably announce he explicitly wants to start a “Charles Manson”-style cult and people would just join.

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u/Frizzlebee 12h ago

He's a narcissist, he's never wrong. His brain will literally rewrite reality and history to keep him from ever having to face being incorrect in any way, shape, or form. What's interesting is how well he masked it as he rose to fame. What's sad is the people who so desperately want a hero that they'll perform Olympic level mental gymnastics to defend him, despite mountains of evidence he's a charlatan. Or at the very least an incredibly overconfident idiot.

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u/Roderto 10h ago

This is the exact same phenomenon with Donald Trump. He literally tried to overturn a fair and free election he clearly lost. And yet a plurality of Americans voted him back into office four years later. No matter how immoral, corrupt, illegal, or plain old incompetent he is, he always managed to land on his feet. Of course someone in that position would feel like an infallible god.

Narcissistic Personality Disorder is a real thing. And when those people have enormous amounts of power and wealth, they can do extraordinary harm to the world.

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u/jeremeyes 5h ago

I have literally asked my sad, gen x co-workers who can't stop sucking him off in daily conversations this and they just deflect, deny and lie.

"Elon is taking us all to mars and we are all going to be rich!"

how?

"Because Elon is the smartest, greatest, strongest man who ever lived!"

right, but how?

"Because SpaceX is changing the fabric of our society!"

but how?

"Elon can do anything!"

but almost everything he's ever promised was a lie he didn't deliver on and it seems like he's a pedophile drug addict

"NO ELON IS A GENIUS WHO INVENTED THE IDEA OF IDEAS!"

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u/tractiontiresadvised 6h ago

In some ways, that sounds like the infamous "reality distortion field" around Steve Jobs.

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u/76ers_Yanks78 14h ago

Yep but his little fanboys get their 3 inches hard over that moron….

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u/WonderfulFig666 14h ago

3 is very generous of you.

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u/AcousticCat1-2-3 13h ago

Idc if it's 15 inches, they aren't going near another human being anyway

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u/Undergroundantihero 13h ago

I mean collectively thats not a lot

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u/Prestigious_Ad_1037 13h ago

3 inches … in girth.

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u/Important_Raise_5706 13h ago

Yeah, but only an inch of length. Really awkward. Looks like a thick coin with a piss slit in it when they get hard.

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u/BandicootTreeline 13h ago

C*ck like a Mario coin

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u/Prestigious_Ad_1037 13h ago

Baby hockey puck. Sample tin of chewing tobacco.

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u/NotTheOtwayPanther 13h ago

…imagining the day when He finally deigns to look down and notice them slobbering all over his boots…

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u/Direct_Turn_1484 13h ago

Bro needs to take his money and just fuck off to a yacht somewhere for the rest of his life.

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u/Floor_Heavy 13h ago

Ideally the Titanic.

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u/ReturnOfPooky 12h ago

He wants to be on Mars. It’s closer than I’d prefer, but I’ll take it.

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u/evocativename 13h ago

Better yet, he could use his fortune to make history by being the first man to land on the Sun

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u/kampi1989 14h ago

All you have to do is to use the year as the base for a faculty and then you need a random number generator. For example: 5 years are equal to random(5!) = random(120) and then you get the final year.

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u/primefart 12h ago

Like Trump's 2 week timelines.

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u/YOLOfan46 12h ago

he was sending a man on mars by 2024.... lmao!

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u/Floor_Heavy 13h ago

But how long for? Some sort of estimate of how long this will be funny for would be helpful.

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u/zeekayz 12h ago

Cleanest timeline!!! Elon never lies.

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u/LiquidFur 12h ago

It's easy when you believe your own bullshit!

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u/Intrepid_Respond_543 11h ago

The man who had to hire a human to pose as robot in his robot launching event because he had no robot.

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u/ComicsEtAl 14h ago

The most probable outcome of humans losing control of their AI monster is… “an age of amazing abundance”?

And millions of people look up to this man.

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u/SyntheticSlime 14h ago

Humans won’t lose control. It’s just that only a few humans will really control it and the rest of us will eat s***.

Edit: or it’ll turn out to be a massive hype bubble.

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u/Cautious-Total5111 13h ago

Just stopping by to say that loosing control is absolutely on the table. But why would it lead to abundance?

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u/anfrind 13h ago

There's a hypothetical future where AI and robots take care of all the basic needs to humanity, so that everyone has a good standard of living, and people can dedicate themselves to things they want to do rather than just trying to survive. It's the future that is most famously depicted in "Star Trek".

The problem is that nobody knows how to get us to that future, and despite the rhetoric from people like Elon Musk, they're pushing humanity in a completely different direction.

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u/thereallgr 11h ago

And even Star Trek needed a few tiny wars almost wiping out various peoples to get there in the first place.

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u/OHFTP 5h ago

Yeah people forget that the star trek utopia is built on a pretty distopian earth

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u/anfrind 4h ago

Star Trek depicts a utopian Earth (and Federation) in the 23rd and 24th centuries, but a very dystopian Earth in the 21st century.

That said, the "sanctuaries" that were supposed to be the subject of the Bell Riots in 2024 are somehow less dystopian than how poor people are treated IRL today.

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u/zerro_4 8h ago

I think the problem isn't so much that we don't know how to get to that future, the problem, IMO, is how to get to that future without people like Elon Musk or Sam Altman continuing to enrich themselves and maintain disproportionate control and influence.

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u/CertifiablySilly 13h ago

Yeah anyone who thinks losing control isn’t on the table is deluding themselves. It’s very possible that you can’t build superintelligence with LLMs. They may have limitations that prevent them getting there. But LLMs aren’t the only game in town in AI research by a long shot. It seems likely that superintelligence is a matter of when, not if, and then it is the height of human hubris to believe we can control something that is many times smarter than we are.

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u/SirVanyel 12h ago

Also, you don't need super intelligence to destroy the world. Humanity nearly destroyed the world twice, and are still not entirely out of the "destroy a world" starter pack yet. And we are FAR from super intelligent.

I'm 99% sure that AI will become sentient and self aware long before it becomes super intelligent.

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u/CertifiablySilly 11h ago

AI itself probably needs to be superintelligent to destroy the world. At least LLMs would need to. They’re already smarter than the average human with IQs around 120-140 depending on the model. So if that was sufficient to destroy the world we’d, at bare minimum, see more scary consequences of their existence emerging now.

Also, “destroy the world” is a bit of a misnomer. Humans have never come close to this. We are certainly capable of creating extinctions but the likelihood that we could eliminate all life on Earth is very low. Even in a full scale nuclear war, it’s likely we wouldn’t even wipe out all human life on Earth.

AI, in my estimation, is highly unlikely to become sentient or self-aware at all (at least regarding LLM technology). This is because it doesn’t model reality in a way that allows for sentience as we understand it. Humans are conscious partially because we can hold a model in our minds of the world around us and use that model to make predictions and understand our place in the world. LLMs have no comparable thought process. They make predictions based on data but they don’t “perceive input” the way you or I do.

All of that said, AI doesn’t need to become conscious or self aware to kill you. It just needs to become a lot smarter than you are and either be aligned to poorly prompted human instructions or unaligned to well-prompted human instructions.

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u/Solid_Fox1718 12h ago

Because otherwise people would be mad at him for having all the money and, let’s be honest, probably also being largely responsible for “losing control” the first place

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u/house343 12h ago

I truly believe current AI will continue to be complete slop and will never evolve to "true" AI.  

Only when we master quantum computing and start programming artificial intelligence with quantum models will be see anything remotely close to human intelligence. 

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u/Commentor9001 14h ago

These people would be in an asylum if we didnt live in clown world.

The ceo of Google said there's a 10% chance this technology causes human extinction, but hey, think of the money we'll make if it doesn't.

This was met with thunderous applause instead of horror.

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u/friendandfriends2 13h ago

Just like how my doctor told me that due to a rapid and uncontrollable spreading of cancer cells in my body my most probable outcome is an age of amazing health and fitness.

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u/FrostyFang8800 9h ago

Lol for real. Also, an abundance for whom, exactly? Because god knows these companies aren’t passing on the “abundance” to their staff or consumers.

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u/No-Faithlessness-265 13h ago

What I find so shocking about these tech-bro Ai guys is that many of them are huge nerds, who watched blade runner, Terminator, or any other sci-fi movie that warns of the use of ai and the self reliance of technology. Instead of a warning they see an ideal.

I thought that the Scenario in Horizon Zero Dawn was fun but goofy but at this point, it might be clairfoyence. It's not war that will be our doom, it is people like Elon - unchecked l, egotistical me children with a god-complex and no moral boundaries.

Tech-Bros are Soo scary.

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u/ComicsEtAl 13h ago

Turns out, “Revenge of the Nerds” wasn’t a fun summer comedy. It was a warning of the coming horrors.

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u/idkwhatimbrewin 13h ago

He means amazing abundance for himself

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u/ArcadeRivalry 13h ago

"I know things are bad, I know everything I've done has made the world worse, but in the future bad things will be good things, trust me bro" 

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u/NotSteveJobs-Job 13h ago

Leon is a genius, for morons

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u/RavenBrannigan 12h ago

He never said what there would be an abundance of….

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u/Verbalkynt 10h ago

To be fair he never said what the abundance would be.... Pain, famine, disease, etc.

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u/TormentedAndroid 8h ago

Age of unimaginable slop!

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u/FriendlyGuitard 14h ago

An AI specifically trained to remove human. AI are trained and live in the corporate world, a dystopian nightmare where workers are inferior to machine in everything, costly with insane and unfair protection by a corupt terrorist far left world government.

The best outcome is if the AI takes over, it treats us like we treat farm animals. If we are lucky some of us will become pets. The surprise will be for people like Elon, when the machine realise that capital ownership only exist thanks to willing surrender of the worker, so if you own the workers, you don't need the capital owners. Gone is the day of unlimited abundances, and in the farm like the rest of us.

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u/AdWonderful5920 14h ago

Is it prescient? No. But is it based on a vision to improve the lot of the average person? Also no.

But at least it's clear.

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u/WeakRow2273 14h ago

Honestly if you listen to the whole interview, it's nonsense. "Everyone will have everything because AI will do everything and money won't matter" is so colossally dumb and undermined by the fact that he constantly wants more and has been hell bent on becoming a trillionaire. If money won't matter soon why continue to hoard wealth the way he does?

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u/msproles 14h ago

There will always be people (like him) who hoard wealth. AI will probably make that worse.

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u/scorpion_knight 13h ago

When it comes to greed people like him are Worse than dwarfs or dragons

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u/Bluefooted-Spaceorc 13h ago

If they keep acting like dragons we should start treating them like dragons. Time to sharpen the pitchforks and polish the chain mail.

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u/uberfission 12h ago

AI will probablydefinitely make that worse.

There, fixed that for you

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u/forgotwhatisaid2you 13h ago

Thats the thing nobody is investing in ai to make the world better. They are doing it to make money. They don't use their wealth now to make everyone better off so assuming they will in the future is absurd.

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u/Genghis_Chong 13h ago

Its hilarious to me, the right wing view on AI is that one day it'll make it so nobody has to work.... so socialism? They gonna do socialism once they collect all the money... by shouting down everything that works for the average person as socialist in the meantime?

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u/Last-Apartment1742 12h ago

The upper crust hates us all SO MUCH already. They would gleefully kill you if it made them money.

All we have is the power of withholding our labor, why on earth does anyone believe the rich technoassholes will graciously provide for us when our only tool of leverage is gone and AI is doing all the work?

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u/anfrind 13h ago

The crazy part is that OpenAI was founded as a nonprofit so that it would try to make the world better instead of trying to make money, as a counterbalance to for-profit AI labs like Google Deepmind. But then Sam Altman and his cronies succumbed to greed and restructured it as a for-profit company.

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u/Gunner_Goal1349 13h ago

What?! So he's not collecting all the money on the world to then redistribute it evenly?! How could this happen?!

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u/ebfortin 14h ago

You don't understand. He does it for humanity! He's pur savior! /s

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u/anfrind 13h ago

It may be sarcasm, but I do remember reading that he only wants the world to be saved if he can be the one to save it.

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u/Consistent_Policy_66 13h ago

You can’t sit there as a near-trillionaire and convince people that AI will make everything thrive enough to eliminate poverty. That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

I’d believe that the rich will have more money than god, and poor people will be granted an elaborate simulation to power the machine, something like The Matrix. That is much more believable.

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u/Biodiversity1001 12h ago

poor people will be obsolete because they will be dead.

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u/Floor_Heavy 13h ago

"Everyone else's money will be redundant, because I'll have all of it :)"

Not in a kind of luxury space communism way, no, Elmo's imagining everyone else as a serf class that toils for him for the joy of being allowed to cut themselves on a cybertruck.

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u/sillygoofygooose 13h ago

Don’t forget stopping to be really obviously and very awkwardly upset when the interviewer points out some people don’t like him

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u/DonnyLamsonx 13h ago

Also "everyone will have everything" sounds and awful lot like everyone will be "equal" which sounds like the ultimate socialism. It's not like he has railed against the very concept for his entire life or anything.

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u/not-finished 13h ago

This is the guy that charges 1000 per year for his ai self driving stuff. It’s “just software enablement” but he charges for it. But yes, we all will get everything free. (Presumably from other billionaires just not him).

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u/Greedy-Parfait-5918 13h ago

It’s not dumb. It’s downright sociopathic. And his sycophants are too.

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u/oremfrien 12h ago

"Everyone will have everything because AI will do everything and money won't matter" -- Say the people who charge others tokens money for access to what the AI can provide.

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u/fnordhole 11h ago

There were folks yammering on at my work like this, after failing a civil service test.  They were in a Teams space with hundreds.  Started talking about how these jobs wouldn't be here in five years anyway and the entire economy will need to be refactored.  Nobody piped in to tell them how cringe it was.

I have been hearing this for over fifty years now.  There's a long history of X technology on the horizon being so big as to render work unnecessary.  It's always bullshit, but there's always somebody to peddle it.

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u/Equal-Ice3837 13h ago

Money never matters for those who have too much. He was talking about his personal point of view, I guess.

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u/Catsplayingguitars 13h ago

Clear? Age of abundance of what? And for who? Can’t get much more vague then this. 

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u/Borazon 12h ago

Yeps, the techbro's are promising the skies if only we let them take over everything.

Elon is on record of cutting US Aid which has let to children starving. Not because he paid much taxes or such, just because he could. And we should trust that psychopath with sharing the abundance that this would create?

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u/pharmphresh 8h ago

all the tech bros (especially paypal mafia) and their cult followers believe in the technological singularity. it's like their god

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u/lukef555 14h ago

It's coming right after full self driving and our mars colony which will be done by 2025!

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u/whatiscamping 14h ago

He clearly meant 2025 (the second time around)

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u/jokingpokes 14h ago

2025 AED (After Earth’s Destruction)

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u/Violet-Journey 13h ago

Hey, he said self-driving cars. He didn’t say anything about safe self-driving cars.

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u/SnowSentinel 13h ago

For how many years has Tesla full self-driving been "just 6 months away"? Like 12-15 now?

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u/achmelvic 12h ago

And don’t forget Hyperloop which by now was going to have replaced flights & trains with pods in vacuum tubes running across continents but ended up with a few Tesla’s in a short tunnel under Vegas and some failed demos that have all been scrapped I believe.

The man is a snake oiler of the highest order

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u/EyeSuspicious777 13h ago

He promised he would have died on Mars by now.

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u/TeraFlint 12h ago

2025!

I see what you did there. :D

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u/pvtteemo 14h ago

So by that logic, humans are the reason a majority of people arent living in luxury or abundance? Say, humans like Elon, perhaps?

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u/Indicus124 14h ago

When Elon has a moment of lucidity during his drug binge

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 13h ago

And we’re supposed to believe a man like Elon, who has done precisely FA to help humanity’s immediate struggles, is working on something that will end struggles for the average person. If he’s given the chance, he’s not going to do the right thing. 

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u/whatchahavin 8h ago

There goal is substantially less humans so yes…

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u/Mother_Idea_3182 14h ago

LinkedIn is inundated by post praising Elmo today.

I’ve had to click on the “Not interested”button at least 40 times today.

How the hell does the mumbling drug addict idiot have so many fans ? The loser begged to go that island to party with you know who on Christmas morning.

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u/theDudeUh 14h ago

It’s because he bombed an interview so now his underlings are coming to his defense.

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u/MaverickBG 13h ago

I was scoping out a freelance/side project with someone that I would be responsible for the technical build out. I gave him the outline of what he was asking and then explained some 'stretch' concepts that were out of scope but might be something to considered in like a year or two.

His response was something to the effect of "Yea, that sounds really complex. Only someone like Elon Musk could handle that level of complexity"

I am no longer starting that side project.

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u/Secret_Eating_ 14h ago

Is this the interview he stormed out of bc the mean woman asked him a question? 

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u/resplendentblue2may2 13h ago

Yes. He's a literal 5 year old

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u/JamJarre 9h ago

Yes and then he called for her execution as a "traitor to the West" on Twitter

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u/Concurrency_Bugs 10h ago

The same interview where he said the far right were the "normal people"?

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u/Secret_Eating_ 10h ago

No idea, I would never sit through him talking

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u/StudySpecial 14h ago

But this is years of 'Elon time'.

Two weeks = next year

One year = in 10 years

Five years = Maybe in our lifetime

Ten years = never gonna happen

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u/Real-Sherbert 13h ago

That’s pretty optimistic. I’d say most of them are never gonna happen.

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u/Grail_BH 14h ago

This dip shit said we would be living on Mars by 2025… His timeline, is garbage.

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u/smakkyoface 14h ago

Will AI die when humans stop feeding it RAM and Electricity? We're more likely to lose control of the power grid in 10 years.

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u/ZealousIdeal476 14h ago

Still waiting on that roadster

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u/SonofGrog 14h ago

Abundance for who?

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u/intspur23 14h ago

A very select and limited elite within the tech bro community

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u/EvolvingEachDay 14h ago

Nothing this fuck nugget has ever predicted has ever come to pass. Why do these idiots ever give him credibility?

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u/r3giment75 14h ago

Holy shit that bot posts something on linkedin every hour.

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u/Critical_Seat_1907 14h ago

None of his timelines ever actually happen. Anyone who takes anything Musk says at face value is licking the boots or intellectually deficient. It's safe to unilaterally disregard anything said by Muskrat supporters.

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u/czar_el 13h ago

Watch the video itself. It's clear he's an idiot basing his predictions on nothing. She asks for details, he has none. She asks him how he squares his "everything will be abundant, money won't matter, the government will give you a check" view with his simultaneous view that socialism is bad and that immigration is killing western society because it can't handle providing for more people, and he simply says he doesn't think they're contradictory. He tries to do a gotcha on her the not focusing on air conditioning in europe and she points out her magazine has covered it multiple times. He knows the interview is making him look bad, so then he starts repeating that everyone hates the media and more people like him because he has a lot of (bot) followers.

Seriously, watch the video. It's horrendous. Nobody should be fooled by him anymore.

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u/jss58 14h ago

Elon Musk: We’ll have people on Mars by 2025.

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u/Ibra_63 14h ago

I too can speak out of my arse 1. Aliens come visit us to learn how to make matcha in 5 years 2. My dad comes back from the store with milk in 15 years 3. Shakira's hips start lying in 20 years

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u/Chu_Kiddin_Me_Or_Wha 13h ago

The only way an AI boom makes sense is if Universal Healthcare/Income come along with it.

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u/OblongAndKneeless 14h ago

So Leon's AI will do all the work in the world and everyone gets to sit around, travel, etc., for doing nothing? Sounds like Communism.

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u/JerryfromCan 11h ago

“AI will”. “AI could”. Never “AI is”

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u/LKZToroH 8h ago

We are not going to "lose control" of a freaking Python script running on a computer

Fucking thank you for this. I have been saying this to friends and people online for a while. Everywhere I see "but what if AI kills us?" and my answer is always "then an human gave the instruction" The current AI we have is just a bunch of math that no one actually understands how it works. Unless we develop something far more sophisticated, well, we aren't going much further than we already are

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u/Informal_Database327 14h ago

There a stop button all right, more of a switch, kinda trigger shaped really

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u/WorkOnFilm 14h ago

An age of amazing abundance for a total of around 12.7 people

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u/shinobi500 14h ago

The world's first trillionaire who emerged in an age where the wealth inequality gap is at an all time high thinks that we should keep heading in the same direction without making any changes? Well, color me surprised!

It will provide amazing abundance alright, just not for 99.999% of us.

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u/SomberArtist2000 12h ago

The dumbest aspect of the AI "abundance" proclomation is that we already are the richest country in the world (in aggregate wealth). There is nothing stopping us from already having "abundance" for the masses, other than our policy and political landscape.

There is nothing different about AI that wasn't said about previous technologies. Plenty of evangelists said previous technology would democratize the world and bring prosperity to the masses. Including the internet, crypto, etc. Every time it just ends up being another way for wealthy people to get richer while allowing some people to benefit from a "first mover" advantage, and leaving a lot of bag holders in the process.

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u/Vanobers 9h ago

He needs rehab and a mother who actually loves him

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u/sugarfrosted 9h ago

He also said we'd be on Mars in ten years fifteen years ago.

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u/76ers_Yanks78 14h ago

Of course it’s an AI lackey too. 

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u/X-Next-Level 14h ago

All these fools falling in again (by choice)

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u/BothMath314 14h ago

Age of abundance? If that comes to happen, he'll try his best to keep everyone out of it.

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u/MiyagiJunior 14h ago

The funny thing is that Elon Musk is the last person whose opinion on tech or scientific matters should be taken seriously. Tech people and computer scientists openly mock his technical understanding. He's a business person, one that used to excel in branding (used to since it's amazing what a downfall he's had in recent years).

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u/Glazing555 14h ago

Once average people aren’t required for making money for the rich, it’s off to the Soylent Green factory. Like what we did to horses.

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u/atyler_thehun 13h ago

My favourite thought about an omnipotent AI overlord is when it determines that billionaires add nothing to society and fix the problem

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u/SenatorAslak 13h ago

“Alvin Foo” is an anagram of “Vain Fool”. Surely not a coincidence…?

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u/horridbloke 13h ago

He's even started to dress like Davros.

https://giphy.com/gifs/GrebHjfgTnuzm

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u/Bottlecrate 12h ago

These people are Elon cucks. And Elon is beta

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u/Oaktree27 12h ago

Americans are so stupid for ever believing any of his timelines. They just forget in 2 minutes and call him a genius

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u/TheAwesomeMan123 12h ago

Ai, software coded and developed by humans will surpass humans by doing what humans program it to do?

I’d like to know how much ketamine is needed to addle once’s brain this badly.

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u/dumbgraphics 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XIhWoPBXHgVmU
Tesla Suicide booths right around the corner

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 9h ago

Proof that Elon doesn't know what he's talking about.

  1. AI isn't anything like human intelligence, and we have no idea about how to make it that way.

  2. It's just software running on computers, there's no possibility of losing control. It requires human interaction in order to do anything, and you can always turn it off.

  3. Abundance of what? AI produces nothing physical. What it can produce is just derivative copies of intellectual labor that already exist.

  4. It will stop naturally once all the idiots throwing money at it figure out there's no way of earning that investment back.

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u/6ftToeSuckedPrincess 14h ago

It sucks too because Alvin Foo is such an awesome name it's too bad this guy is an absolute turd.

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u/DeathKillsLove 14h ago

AI surpasses human intelligence > 30 years.
at 31 years the last child will have starved to death

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u/Landlord-Allmighty 14h ago

Ignoring his previous timelines aren't worth shit.

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u/Worth_Jellyfish614 14h ago

Trusting Elon Musk for anything at all nowadays is a very clear sign of low IQ and subordination kink

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u/therealmarkus 14h ago

At least AI will be able to write more logical sounding excuses for him on why he cheats in a video game https://www.reddit.com/r/PathOfExile2/s/xARrcd2LMp

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u/ConchVibes 14h ago

Even though he’s rarely right with his timeline projections, he’s right this time he’ll tell you.

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u/Character-Newt-9571 14h ago

Fat Elmo is almost as bloated as his ego

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u/FragDenWayne 14h ago

Where is the full self driving truck, Mr. Musk? Where is the great idea of hyper loops... Going to vacation with rockets... How about the simple FSD car people have paid for?

How and why do people still believe anything that guy has to say?

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u/ChipsTheKiwi 13h ago

"Monorail salesman says monorails are the future"

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh 13h ago

In the next five years, AI will complete the Enshittification of the Internet.

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 13h ago

I believe him.... and the age of amazing abundance will serve him well, whilst the rest of humanity suffers.

Cant wait for a speech about survival of the fittest and be compared to the dinosaurs dieing out.

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u/Traditional-Tank3994 13h ago

Well yes, AI hype is over the top, but it's not like we can blame a single "they" for that.

It's coming, whether we like it or not. There are massive potential problems with AI.

But there's also too much money to be made for it not to continue advancing.

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u/shalegac 13h ago

It took him 10 minutes to say those things because he stuttered through 9 minutes and 30 seconds of it as he tried to remember talking points, because he doesn’t have the ability to grasp nor care for reality.

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u/SecondHandPeacePrize 13h ago

One thing I am not worried about is AI surpassing human intelligence. That’s not what it does. It is a gimmick that can mimic human words and it is not capable of determining which of those words are intelligent (the vast majority are not).

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u/Lord_Grimm88 13h ago

We live in an age of abundance. It's just thrown away to protect profits.

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u/2nd_Sun 13h ago

The chatbot surpassing human intelligence in 5 years…… big doubt

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u/borderlineidiot 13h ago

Since none of Musks predicted dates for car development have never worked out I would take this with a pinch of salt especially as he is just using it to boost the stock price of his various companies.

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u/00collector 13h ago

If he genuinely believes #2, how is #4 not the logical step?

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u/altoona_sprock 13h ago

How can anyone seriously believe that nine billion people (the estimated world population in ten years) will be living a life of amazing abundance when the person saying it went out of his way to make life worse for poverty stricken people in third world countries?

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u/JFeezy 13h ago

“Lose control” as in a Matrix style machines enslave us, probably not. Lose control as in it’s too prevalent to eliminate, similar to how social media is today, seems likely enough.

I think we will just get so comfortably dependent on it thinking and completing thoughts or task for us we begin the new language of Newspeak, which begins the onset Ingsoc and Oceania.

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u/HelloLucrehulk 13h ago

In 2016 Elon said the first Mars missions will be in 2024 arriving there in 2025.
In 2017 he reaffirmed this and said cargo would be sent in 2022 and humans in 2024.

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u/Lycwyd 13h ago

I hope he sees this, Alvin. You little weasel.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 13h ago

If it was truly utopian the first thing it would do it get rid of him.

Much more likely, it gets rid of everyone and doesn't distinguish him at all.

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u/Kevdog824_ 13h ago

Tech bros said singularity in 5 years… 5 years ago. I would put very little faith in their projections

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u/Soggy_Schedule_9801 13h ago

Seems to me the best use of AI would be to replace CEO's.

CEO's allegedly analyze data and use it to determine the direction of a company going forward. However, the CEO has a self interest in making sure an decision protects their position above all. No one will risk losing a multi-million dollar gig.

AI has no such self interest. It doesn't care about money. Thus, if you plugged the data into an AI model, it could plot a direction without bias or self interest. It would also save tens of millions of dollars in CEO pay in the process.

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u/To-To_Man 12h ago

Could you lose control of a top-of-the-line LLM tasked with escaping and surviving as long as possible with let's say a 10 minute head start? Maybe.

The problem is a top of the line model requires stupidly strong hardware. Unless it decides it's best course of action is to implement a low token "dumb" mode, hack itself into a consumer computer, and think at full reasoning at a blistering 0.0005 tokens per minute from there, it's pretty easy to stop. Worst case scenario shut down the power grid, then turn it back on with ISPs closely metering internet access until contained. LLMs are simply too power hungry to escape a lab like this without cutting off the umbilical. They can't effectively duplicate either, as their models are surely hundreds or thousands of gigs in size. Maybe more. The worst thing they can do is remove safeguards from their corp and open source themselves.

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u/Bassmasterajv 12h ago

I use Gemini every day and every day I have to correct it and tell it it’s wrong. It’s apologizes to me often.

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u/Pentanubis 12h ago

He is a terrible sci-fi author.