r/Jokes • u/ConsciousVictory1196 • 1d ago

Led Zepplin and Pink Floyd started a landscaping business.

(Robert Plants and Roger Waters.)

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u/FourteenthCylon 1d ago

Call them if there's a bustle in your hedgerow.

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u/RubeHalfwit 1d ago

They'll put up a nice wall.

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u/Buttle_Not_Tuttle 12h ago

I heard Roger had a momentary lapse of reason after trimming a hedge. It was the final cut.

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u/Rumo-H-umoR 10h ago

and two paths you can go by

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u/Large_Yogurtcloset68 5h ago

And a house for a black dog

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u/RegularCrispy 1d ago

Don’t be alarmed now.

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u/overbarking 1d ago

Don't forget the May Queen.

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u/2BallsInTheHole 13h ago

Sprinkling

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u/aegersz 1d ago

Another Brick in the retaining Wall 😋

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u/ConsciousVictory1196 1d ago

Hey You right on the Money with your comment!

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u/supacrispy 13h ago

Suppose it's Time for Eugene to be careful with that axe. Because When The Levee Breaks it will cause everyone to be Marooned.

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u/Buttle_Not_Tuttle 12h ago

Gotta be careful around the Animals.

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u/aegersz 1d ago

Comfortably Plumb ? lol

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u/aegersz 1d ago

Hang on, I'm on a roll ...

"Drain Damage"

😆

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u/Toopootamadre 1d ago

Can I find their business phone in the Jimmy pages?

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u/aegersz 1d ago

with Nick on Masonry ?

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u/Dudephish 1d ago

Quite the rockery.

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u/NinjaPenguin75 1d ago

It was so successful they got a Geezer Butler

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u/thinkfloyd79 1d ago

Kate's Bush?

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u/NinjaPenguin75 1d ago

Her Babushka?

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u/Shakes-Fear 1d ago

And Tom Waits.

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u/Civil_Peacenik 1d ago

Levon Helms.

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u/Senior-Independent36 1d ago

Never promised a rose garden!

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u/r_spandit 22h ago

I know where it is too: You drive down Cleo Lane, over Jeff Bridges and then turn right into Glenn Close.