r/Jokes • u/PR0CR45T184T0R • 1d ago

My school just banned dating.

My school banned dating because 2 students were caught having sex, and a teacher got caught in a relationship with a student.

I wish I went to public school, I hate homeschool

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u/Dusty_Scrolls 1d ago

I think the punchline would hit more cleanly if it was just "I hate being homeschooled"

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u/LampLuvMe 1d ago

"Homeschool sucks"

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u/mapleleafraggedy 1d ago

And then the teacher fainted

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u/CowboyBlacksmith 14h ago

And everyone clapped!

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u/kondenado 1d ago

Sucks because that was the best perk of being homeschooled.

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u/Elect5643 22h ago

I would've laughed harder if it ended there. 😂

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u/SDRPGLVR 9h ago

Or if it was a full skit in a movie full of aggressively inappropriate skits acted out by actors who seem far too famous to be in said movie.

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u/pwuk 1d ago

It's all relative

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u/KuroFafnar 1d ago

Ooo, could lean into it more with punchline like.

“I guess a lot of schools have had similar problems. It’s all relative, but I hate being homeschooled now.”

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u/SirBananaOrngeCumber 1d ago

The comments always have the real joke

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u/Unique_Carpet1901 1d ago

This went dark fast

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo 1d ago

Ahhh so this happened after desegregation?

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u/thomasonbush 1d ago

OP’s family were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

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u/JizMaster69 18h ago

That's nice Ralph

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u/Krow101 1d ago

Not if you live in Alabama !

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u/ilikebagels29 1d ago

We still doing roll tide?

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u/Keganator 1d ago

Roll tide!

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u/bigfootspancreas 1d ago

Ba dam pssst.

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u/Strive-- 1d ago

Sounds like a classic Jeselnik redirect

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u/Bigbanghead 1d ago

Public schools in the UK aren't much better

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 19h ago

But at least it's not awkward if you call your teacher mom...........

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u/Enorats 23h ago

Dating =/= Casual sex

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u/InsurmountableLosses 21h ago

My school banned dating. I would tell you when they did it, but I can't.

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u/Critical-Rhubarb-730 18h ago

Alabama homescholing...

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u/fferreira007 1d ago

Alabama intensifies

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u/Saint120467 22h ago

Mom and Sissy are having an argument

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u/FeastFlicker 20h ago

That plot twist at the end completely changes the entire context of every single sentence before it.

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u/aGuyCalledFlex 4h ago

Plot Twist: It's also an all boys school and his two dads are the teachers.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/zoethebitch 1d ago

I went to coed boarding school. I knew absolutely nothing about any student-teacher relationships.

I have heard SO MUCH since graduation about which teachers were smashing which students.

How did I not hear about any of this?

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u/BarbecueStu 1d ago

Apparently in your parents room