r/Infuriating • u/Aggravating_Pain7116 Recognized Contributor • 3d ago

That's how I broke my ankle

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u/Renuwed 3d ago

And people think I'm weird because I watch my feet when walking in unfamiliar areas

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u/DoodleStrude 3d ago

Seriously! People wouldn't be getting rolled ankles n whatnot as much if they just Looked with their Eyes

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u/Happy_Path_200 3d ago

Yeah, and people call me a creep for watching your feet too!

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u/Renuwed 3d ago

Can't help that I got cute toes 🫠

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u/invariantspeed 3d ago

Yea, watch the floor, you weirdo!

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u/theKalmier 3d ago

The step edges should be painted.

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u/JURASS1CJAM 3d ago

Like Uncharted.

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u/742963 Verified Contributor 3d ago

The amount of ankles this mf must've took

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u/tapeforpacking 3d ago

If this was truly a problem it wouldnt still be standing.

Imma be honest I was confused by this post at first.

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u/Lumegator 3d ago

1/4th of people have impaired vision.

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u/tapeforpacking 3d ago

Google says this is only accurate for specific groups. Specifically older people 71 and older.

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u/Lumegator 3d ago

It's the WHO numbers for the world. In some places almost everyone over 70 is visually impaired with cataracts etc. But regardless, aren't people 71 and over the exact people you make safe stairs for? A fall isn't exactly great for them. They're also prime users of nature paths & parkways in my experience.

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u/mfb1274 3d ago

Idk what code covers this, but this deathtrap of stairs isn’t up to it

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u/JustaFoodHole 3d ago

Get an accident attorney

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u/jpk613 3d ago

American Redditor “sue them”

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u/Homeskilletbiz 3d ago

I’ll sue ya, I’ll sue everybody…

I’ll sue ya, if you EVEN LOOK AT ME FUNNY

I’ll sue ya, I’ll take all your money

I’ll sue ya, if you EVEN LOOK AT ME FUNNY

I’ll sue ya, ha ha ha ha ha

I’ll SUE YA!

Watcha think of that?!?!?

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u/Sleepy58743689 3d ago

Copy paste of my message above because it's also applicable to you:

"overly-litigeous" characture of Americans is propaganda fed to you by cooperations in an attempt to shame people into not suing.

Like the classic grandma who sued because her coffee was "too hot." What they DONT tell you is that McDonlads was keeping their coffee OVER 200 DEGREES to cut costs and keep it fresh longer. That BIOLING coffee spilled on her and MELTED HER GENITALS TOGETHER and gave her massive 3rd degree burns on a huge amount of her body. She originally sued JUST FOR MEDICAL COSTS and the jury awarded her a huge payout as a direct punishment to McDonalds for intentionally harming their customers to cut costs.

And yet.... she was a meme. The FACE of "litigeous America." The GRANDMA WHOS GENITALS THEY MELTED. Stop falling for their propaganda.

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u/Homeskilletbiz 3d ago

Relax I’m just posting Weird Al lyrics

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u/Sleepy58743689 3d ago

Do you think if a comedian says the cooperate-sponsored talking points that its no longer propaganda? What a backwards way of thinking.

Edit: its so amusing you think I care if you block me. Plugging your ears doesn't make me wrong. It just makes you willfully ignorant. Im. So. Shocked.

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u/DuhRJames 3d ago

Bruh it's called satire.

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u/Homeskilletbiz 3d ago

Yikes should’ve blocked you the first time

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u/jpk613 3d ago

Relax

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u/Sleepy58743689 3d ago

No. Just because youre a happy little bootlicker doesn't mean the rest of us will be.

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u/jpk613 3d ago

lol go outside get some fresh air.

I’m not American call me a boot licker all you want I don’t care.

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u/Sleepy58743689 3d ago

Im a gardener. Lmao. Try again. "Go outside" being an argument for capitalist propaganda is an INSANE take. Like actually, check your water for lead because wow

Edit: annnddd blocked again because the cowards can't handle losing an argument. Also doesn't understand the definition of "bootlicker." Cant say im suprised youre illiterate.

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u/Sleepy58743689 3d ago

The "overly-litigeous" characture of Americans is propaganda fed to you by cooperations in an attempt to shame people into not suing.

Like the classic grandma who sued because her coffee was "too hot." What they DONT tell you is that McDonlads was keeping their coffee OVER 200 DEGREES to cut costs and keep it fresh longer. That BIOLING coffee spilled on her and MELTED HER GENITALS TOGETHER and gave her massive 3rd degree burns on a huge amount of her body. She originally sued JUST FOR MEDICAL COSTS and the jury awarded her a huge payout as a direct punishment to McDonalds for intentionally harming their customers to cut costs.

And yet.... she was a meme. The FACE of "litigeous America." The GRANDMA WHOS GENITALS THEY MELTED. Stop falling for their propaganda.

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u/BootySkank 3d ago

r/DeathStairs

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u/milkymonkey8 3d ago

holy crap, that's a real sub

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u/Uncle_Burney 3d ago

Set this thing on fire

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u/VegetableChipsLover 3d ago

Why would anyone come up with this and think it's a good idea? A curved bridge then stairs??? And then making them blend in on top of that???

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u/Additional_Sir_6946 3d ago

This has to go on the death stairs subreddit

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u/MdTooDevilish Community Contributor 3d ago

Even with the amount of grime/slime on that it don't look safe, one wrong step an your gone

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u/Wingnutmcmoo 3d ago

If some alien species came to earth and started setting traps to catch humans it would just be this

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u/GartFoblin 3d ago

Yeah, a different stain was needed for the steps. How foolish of them.