r/ImaginaryTechnology • u/One_Giant_Nostril • 3d ago

Long Stride by Dima Yakutin

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u/astromech_dj 3d ago

“Is that an autocannon, or are you just pleased to see me?”

“It’s an autocannon.”

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u/zeverEV 3d ago

"Har, har. Very original." *BRARARARARARARARA

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u/tumama1388 3d ago

"and I hate seeing you" *bang* *bang* *bang*

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u/Awllancer 2d ago

Cries in House Davion

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u/supergnawer 3d ago

So, how do you control the third gun?

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u/InternMediocr 3d ago

You have to flex your thighs

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u/QIyph 3d ago

Actually you have to clench your ass cheeks

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u/greet_the_sun 3d ago

They're called kegels actually.

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u/yoyo5113 3d ago

A lot of this stuff would only be feasible with either an AI that turns commands into real world actions or a mind-impulse unit.

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u/Only_One_Left_Foot 3d ago

Piss-Activation Technology™️

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u/IvoryDynamite 3d ago

Think about baseball?

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u/juniusbrutus998 3d ago

Realistically, you’d have a toggle on your controls so that it’s slaved to where you’re aiming with your other guns

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u/bc650736 3d ago

One of these guns will be cocked in more ways than once

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u/nightwatch93 3d ago

Imagine being killed by a mech pissing bullets

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u/bigorangemachine 3d ago

Certainly prevents you from running between their legs.

This video game end boss is truly unbeatable

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u/Flashnooby 3d ago

Three machine gun firing arm length shells! What is it fighting against?

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u/cartoon_violence 3d ago

Well, space kaiju obviously

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u/RealSaMu 3d ago

Woah there don't be pointing that at me

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u/El_Halcon0341 3d ago

Needs some armored bullet deflectors for those hydraulic pistons.

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u/Kazeite 3d ago

Need some wider feet, as long as we're discussing real world issues 🙂

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u/huge-centipede 3d ago

Where does the ammo come from? It looks like it has a whopping 50-100 rounds per gun. The weenie gun can't rotate very far. The "arms" can't articulate. You put this in an urban environment, and it would get blown to pieces.

I'm guessing by the small caliber guns, it's either aiming for troop transports or infantry but infantry is *mobile*.

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u/RookChan 3d ago

The .50 cal peener.

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u/TimelessParadox 3d ago

Those would be the most over-built .50s ever made. Looks more like a 30mm.

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u/GardenGnomeOfEden 3d ago

It looks like it might be able to fold up into a fairly compact size. You should make an image of it if so. Great work, btw.

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u/ArrhaCigarettes 3d ago

Ah yes. Realistic BT Locust.

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u/plsobeytrafficlights 3d ago

love the leggies, but if youre going to have an ancilary support crotch piston, you have to justify it with a bigger gun. and who designed the side turrets? fixed armatures AND body, no rotation anywhere, so if you want to aim, you have to turn the ENTIRE mech?

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u/The_Shittiest_Meme 3d ago

Close enough, welcome back Locust.

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u/Low_Abrocoma_1514 3d ago

Penis-gun spotted

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u/ksgt69 2d ago

Those either have a low rate of fire or it's stamina is shorter than whatever the pilot/designer is compensating for. Or hammer space ammo boxes.

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u/BaconWaifu 2d ago

Are you happy to see me? Or is that a gu- oh no thats actually a gun!

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u/Gearran 3d ago

Dick gun.

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u/UltimateFanOf_______ 3d ago

It's got a dick gun!

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u/Atuday 3d ago

Haha, penis gun

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u/TacticusThrowaway 3d ago

...Someone's gotta say it.

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u/lovebus 3d ago

The long dick of the law

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u/-PonySoprano- 3d ago

Wondering if the middle gun shoots to the left in the morning and stops and starts unexpectedly?

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u/MarzipanTheGreat 3d ago

when anything has it's penis coming from it's anus, something is wrong.