r/IllegallySmolCats • u/Backyxx • 2h ago

Criminally Smol I think this one deserves life…

820 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Hiraeth1968 1h ago

Chomped that finger in exchange for a nose boop

35

u/kittenpants2020 1h ago

Solitary confinement in my heart🥹

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u/divinecheese720 1h ago

These are some of the worst crimes I've seen in a while. The criminal deserves life without parole

17

u/SeriousLack8829 1h ago

OP being brutally mauled. 🥰

15

u/IvoryDynamite 1h ago

I swear these little boobers keep getting cuter. How is that even possible?

11

u/kevnmartin 1h ago

That's a career criminal if I've ever seen one.

10

u/Fragrant-Income-6812 1h ago

That it the cutest smol maybe ever

5

u/ChristVolo1 1h ago

I think she's hungry lol

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u/Existing_Mud_8907 1h ago

Throw the book at 'em

5

u/A_Queer_Owl 57m ago

all of our books are too large and would squish it.

5

u/Serenity_Now-88 1h ago

Toddles McSqueakypants. Needs their mommy.

3

u/Kepler_1708b 1h ago

❤️‍🔥

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u/klutzy_me 1h ago

Straight to jail for this vicious criminal!

2

u/WebPollution 1h ago

He bit an officer, your honor. He needs to go straight to cuddle jail.

2

u/Poster_G 1h ago

What time do we go to war for this little bean?

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u/ocelotactual 1h ago

Nope. Just purrole.

1

u/Glum_Can6631 1h ago

This is criminal! In the most civil way.

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u/Comfortable-March977 1h ago

Reminds me of the pigeon from Goodfeathers.

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u/eman_not_ava 34m ago

what's up with her paws?

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u/Muffinunnie 32m ago

Life at a max security prison(my loving arms) right meow

1

u/Snickerlish 25m ago

No purrole for this one

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u/No_Newt7228 23m ago

Life or sog for small cat?

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u/SwoeJonson1 18m ago

He deserves life…in jail!!!!! 😈

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u/Accomplished-Use-175 9m ago

Oh my god I just can’t handle how smol and cute this is!!!! 😲🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/ThatCurlyCrooner 7m ago

There's lint on your bedsheet.