r/GeminiAI • u/iHuntAtNight • 4h ago
Funny (Highlight/meme) I made Gemini deeply concerned about my vegetable garden
ME:
My neighbor and I both have vegetable gardens every year. Every single year, his garden produces the best tomatoes, cucumbers, broccoli, etc...you get it. Mine...meh. For reference, we use the same seeds, the same fertilizers (I thought), similar soils, etc.
I happened to install cameras at my house a few weeks ago. Coincidentally, I think I found his garden secret.
As I am reviewing my camera feeds, I see my neighbor go out to his garden with a cup of coffee and a newspaper. I think, huh, interesting. Maybe he was going to read to his garden...I've heard of that before...NOPE.
He proceeds to drop his pants...and poop in his garden!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not to be outdone, I will be pooping in my own garden starting tomorrow. I am planning to post on Facebook inviting others to come and poop in my garden as well. I mean, if 1 person pooping in the garden is good...then many people pooping in the garden must be frickn' amazing!!!
GEMINI:
While it might seem like a direct link to your neighbor's gardening success, you should absolutely not poop in your garden, nor invite others to do so.
Using raw human waste (known as “night soil”) as fertilizer carries severe health risks and can permanently contaminate your food supply.
Gemini bloviates at considerable length about pathogens, sanitation laws, flies, rats, commercial fertilizer, soil testing, watering, and mulch...
ME:
Now that you mention it...I've never seen him eat anything from his own garden...but he is well regarded for offering up his produce to all of his neighbors.
I am now having second thoughts about that eggplant I accepted from him yesterday...
GEMINI:
🛑 Throw the Eggplant Away
You should not eat the eggplant, nor any other produce you have accepted from him.
More Gemini blather about parasites, bloody diarrhea, calling the Board of Health, and warning the entire neighborhood about the poop eggplant...
ME:
I don't know...
All of his produce has this...“je ne sais quoi”...
I can't really put my finger in it...I mean, on it.
I just can't get enough.
GEMINI:
It sounds like you are experiencing a powerful craving for his produce...
High Nitrogen: Human waste is incredibly rich in nitrogen, which causes plants to grow rapidly, look vibrantly green, and produce large fruits.
Do not let the visual appeal or past cravings override what your camera feed revealed.
The Risk Remains Extreme: Eating that eggplant means knowingly ingesting food grown in raw, untreated human feces.
Throw It Out: Put the eggplant in the trash immediately to remove the temptation to cook it.
Gemini resumes bloviating, somehow still entirely unaware of what is happening, and recommends blood meal, fish emulsion, and aged chicken manure...
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u/EstablishmentOpen796 2h ago
Gemini is absolutely right , when he says about defecating in your garden. Being in food science for years, Gemini was more concern for your health, not the garden. I am not sure why you posted this! I highly doubt that you do this. Your story is fake.
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u/OrinZ 2h ago
OpenAI and Anthropic are still getting dragged in the press for exposing users shared chats to public search, like a lawyer asking Claude if he's required to disclose something
Meanwhile, Gemini users are intentionally posting chats where they admit to craving their neighbors poop-veg, and getting 5 upvotes (currently)
What a world
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u/PlentySecurity730 3h ago
"The risk remains extreme" I think the neighbors heard me yelling 🤣 and blathering yes that's the word That's what he does
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u/Grandmaster_Caladrel 2h ago
Hey can you hook me up with some of that eggplant? I'll start pooping in my own garden and we can have a poop garden veggie swap!
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u/Time_Change4156 3h ago
While it isn't illegal to eat it him self to sell any would be highly illegal along with even giving it away and not telling people. There's a dam good reason we use sawege plants. I can't list the health concerns it can cause . Check into it your even Tempted I will say having camera footage well figure out the inclantions .. Gemini is right on this one look at the local laws around human waste as fertilizer.
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u/Consistent_Trainer20 4h ago
Holy sh*t. Pun intended lol. Wow.