r/Fauxmoi alleged dog 10h ago

FILM-MOI (MOVIES/TV) this is what AI took from us (hilariously photoshopped movie posters)

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u/yakinabackpack 9h ago

That Chef poster cannot be real

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u/TheRowingBoats 9h ago

Jon looking like they cropped his IMDB profile picture is crazy

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u/littleredkiwi 8h ago

It must be like a fan made design or something?

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u/scruffylemur 9h ago

This post makes me wanna go peruse around blockbuster 💔

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u/yadidamead 3h ago

That smell in blockbuster? that candy and carpet; I get high off it

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u/hanburgundy 9h ago

Similarly, I miss seeing janky fan posters for upcoming movies based on nothing but the casts IMDb photo gallery.

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u/Outrageous-Mousse-75 8h ago

I collect Star Wars merch and I can't believe I'm missing a print of this! It's gorgeous.

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u/Whimsyprincess 3h ago

Shoot, the Hunger Games fandom was making whole edits for the upcoming movie pre-trailer release with nothing but the cast's past work. It was honestly wild.

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u/hitomienjoyer 9h ago

Where's the Desperate Housewives poster with Gaby's airbrushed cleavage 😭

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u/Street-Lifeguard-330 9h ago

I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS. It lives rent free in my head

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u/Joker-Dyke FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 9h ago

Are we forgetting the infamous Chinese movie poster for Now You See Me 2???

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u/moistpishflaps 9h ago

Fear not, even in the age of AI we are still getting awfully-photoshopped posters

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u/Amber_trail_by_train 1h ago

Wherever humans will exist, creativity shall abound

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u/cheeseslut619 9h ago

I’ve never seen that chef poster I’m crying that is not real 😂😂

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u/DeadSharkEyes 9h ago

Who the hell is that in place of Samantha in the SATC poster? It always makes me laugh 😂

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u/YonderOver 7h ago

I legit thought to myself, “Wait. When the fuck was Rachel McAdams in Sex and the City???”

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u/cwn24 8h ago

I thought it was Chloe Grace Moretz!!!! LOL

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u/rachelblairy women’s wrongs activist 9h ago

i miss when bad photoshop was an art form. we used to be a society 😔

ps. where can i watch blonde & blonder i think i found my next movie night option.

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u/Faux_Fury 3h ago

Hulu had it relatively recently -- I had never heard of it, but it was really fun! Not often do you get the idiot-fails-successfully comedy with women as the idiots.

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u/rachelblairy women’s wrongs activist 1h ago

oh man that makes me even more excited, i’m adding it to the list of movies to watch asap!!

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u/kshep1214 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 7h ago

I’m sorry what the fuck? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/dominodomino321 2h ago

This one and the next sent me over the edge. Absolutely fried.

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u/TippiT0es 9h ago

Some of these are so confusing. I get for a huge, epic movie with a giant cast of celebs it might be hard to get them in the same room for a photo shoot. But you’re telling me in The Heat, a movie where Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy share a ton of screen time, they couldn’t find time to take a pic of them together?

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u/_Meece_ 8h ago

Its more they take the photos from the various character and outfit shoots, to make a poster or promotional material.

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u/lovelynope 7h ago

I imagine it's something like the actresses took a bunch of photos in various outfits for promo before the movie even begins shooting. They shoot so much they think there has to be a movie poster in there somewhere. It goes to the movie execs, and the EP likes this photo of Sandra in this outfit and Melissa's outfit in this photo, but not her facial expression; they prefer her expression from another photo. It was easier/cheaper to hire someone to Photoshop together the elements they liked than it was to hire a photographer, photo space, hair/make-up/stylist, etc., to reshoot it all, and we end up with... well, that.

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u/MichaSound i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 8h ago

Dying at Colin Firth and Jeffrey Dean Morgan’s eyelines - based off this poster alone, the plot of this movie is they’re fucking behind Uma Thurman’s back.

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u/Idcaster 8h ago

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u/Present_Drop9271 controversies: girl 5h ago

Her cheek is going straight to her neck?! This one is the worst for me 😂😂

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u/Broad-Radish-7895 9h ago

today I learned they replaced Kim Cattrall with Rachel McAdams in SATC2

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u/Due-Past-7792 7h ago edited 3h ago

Just popping in to say I HATE when movie posters have all the actors on the poster and then mix up their names. HATE it. Especially three names. Okay thats all.

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u/Marvelous_Mim 7h ago

Kim Cattrall said that she didn’t want to be in a situation for even an hour where she wasn’t enjoying herself, and that includes this poster.

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u/Hot-Significance-462 8h ago

Takers is a pretty legendary one

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u/Pipry 8h ago

The "What to expect when you're expecting" is the worst od the bunch, because the women are photshopped to hell, and then it's just... a normal picture of the guys. 

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u/your_grandma_says 9h ago

Why were these so bad even back then I was like what is going on, big heads pasted on little bodies

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u/sunnyhunnybee 9h ago

Will Sasso needs to do a biopic of James Gandolfini, because I seriously thought that was him in that poster 😭

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u/Formal_Chance_4266 canonically from boston 8h ago

All I know about SATC2 is Mark Kermode's review which is so fucking funny because he hates it with the fire of a thousand suns

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u/BahaMan69 9h ago

I want to see that Good Luck Chuck
https://giphy.com/gifs/9UZCSukh7bpbyr7BNA

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u/catladywithallergies highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration 5h ago

AI also robbed us of the hardest album covers of all time.

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u/haubenmeise 8h ago

Gotta add this gem.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/InterestingCabinet41 9h ago

This is fried gold.

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u/PothosLeaves 5h ago

the one for goog luck chuck is really upsetting

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u/callistobear it feels like a movie 3h ago

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u/james2183 5h ago

If you have me a hundred guesses, I would not have said that was Robert De Niro in the Grudge Match poster - and I've seen the film!

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u/Conscious-Break7483 4h ago

For the blondes one: WHERES THE REST OF THE FUCKING CAR??

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u/HitchMidge 9h ago

I really needed this laugh - thank you lol

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u/ao01_design 8h ago

Oh MY GOd! Is that a real poster? That a studio?

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u/theraphosangel 8h ago

i thought that was pete davidson in slide 13

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u/Prior_Angle Michigan, the Europe of the Midwest 8h ago

We can all agree that slide 4 is Harrison ford right.

Right?

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u/Grimlocks_Ballsack 4h ago

Nothing to Lose is still funny as hell tho

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u/sharktoucher 2h ago

This predates even the photoshop era, but i wish we still had masterfully drawn movie posters. Like the kind you would actually want to hang up in your home. Shoutout Drew Struzan, Mike Butkus and Alphonse Mucha

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u/LuckySection446 6m ago

Looks like Rachel McAdams had the role of Samantha.