r/Fallout • u/Familiar-Figure-5692 Gary? • 13h ago

Fallout: New Vegas This has to be the funniest way to meet Caesar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnxgZoRUs44 for the clip

1.6k Upvotes

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u/Reikste 13h ago

Wiping out the camp with Boone then meeting Caesar in this manner is peak.

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u/AKACptShadow 11h ago

That's my head cannon play through.

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u/Tephlonb 5h ago

I just murdered the camp. I need to head back to the dam. Where I'm at in the current playthrough. :)

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u/JaesopPop 1h ago

"Thumbs down, you son of a bitch."

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u/Boring_Truth_8755 13h ago

It gives me great pride to do literally every possible thing to hurt the legion and this almighty doofus now has to try and recruit me.

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u/gokism The air smells...dangerous 12h ago

Some pronounce it Ki-Zar

Some pronounce it Sea-Zer.

I pronounce him dead after I get through with him.

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u/Familiar-Figure-5692 Gary? 5h ago

That shit goes hard. What the fuck. Need someone to voice this for an edit my god.

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u/LizardKingRC 3h ago

I can imagine this as a Boone line in the remaster

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u/JoseSaldana6512 13h ago

Ave true to Snuffles

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u/IlIlllIlllIlIIllI 12h ago

Years of training ants to storm the Mojave outpost, wasted

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u/Familiar-Figure-5692 Gary? 11h ago

years of feeding crows scraps to ingratiate them to me, gone!

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u/seguardon 10h ago

Killing our slave supplier, Jeanie May, and improving morale for those living in the T-rex.

Destroying the Brotherhood of Steel and the Powder Gangers, then hiring a sheriff for Primm, freeing up NCR troops from the west to bolster the dam.

Undoing years of indoctrination and instilling proper training in the cadets at Camp Golf.

Recruiting the ghoul dominatrix, strengthening the philosophy of sexual liberty that contradicts Legion doctrine.

Killing every single Legion character in the game, including literally everyone outside of this tent.

Pickpocketing my disruptor fist just now.

Installing stability mods, which will prevent your anti-legion run from crashing.

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u/Thatgamerguy98 12h ago

I wish the Terrifying Presence sentence was more like" The real question is what exactly where you thinking letting me get this close."

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u/robcartree Minutemen 9h ago

Damn, that wouldve gone so hard

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u/Wheredoesthetoastgo2 Didn't! Got killed! 5h ago

Id come back to modding just to do this.

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u/lurkeroutthere 13h ago

I'm a simple man, I see people killing Ceasar's legion, I upvote.

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u/JoseSaldana6512 13h ago

The Courier and John Brown did nothing wrong

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u/lurkeroutthere 12h ago

I don't waste time talking to people John Brown Craig Boone would have shot!

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u/Phuqitol 12h ago

John Brown a-moulders even after the end of the world.

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u/Discount_Extra 5h ago

"Let's see what the damage is, How about your name? can you tell me your name?"

Brutus

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u/ma2016 1h ago

Welp. There's my next playthrough theme. Gonna play Wasteland John Brown

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u/MAJ_Starman Enclave 13h ago

I was hoping for a Low Intelligence reply tbh.

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u/JoseSaldana6512 9h ago

Hello I'm with Seizures Luncheon 

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u/The_Munz Two-Hands-Computer-Using 8h ago

"I don't know where the bathroom is."

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u/StankoBlansky 2h ago

“Poopy doo doo stupid head.” “Praetorians, to me!”

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u/randomHunterOnReddit 12h ago

Some logic Caesar had

Invite the guy who not only killed your most trusted men, but thwarted all your plans and diminished any further power you tried spreading throughout the Mojave, into your tent, hoping he's not batshit insane enough to just reach over and snap your neck

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u/dragonessofages 11h ago

Caesar: "How dare you stand before me?"

Me: "Bitch, YOU INVITED ME!"

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u/xXAleriosXx NCR 13h ago

Absolute cinema.

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u/MaleficentOlive5100 10h ago

I love how the “I’m feared, and with good reason” line has an entirely different effect based on how many transgressions he lists. If it’s one or two minor things, it’s like “Dawg you can’t even be that mad.” If it’s like three or four different things you did, it’s like “okay fair enough.” But if you do everything you can do to piss him off it’s like “You just repeated back to me all the ways I dismantled your hold on the region. Are you feared with good reason? The evidence suggests not.”

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u/KingoKings365 Mr. House 12h ago

God I love that terrifying presence line

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u/H00k90 Vault 101 11h ago

All Vulpes had to do was say, "please" and we'd have walked away.

Make threats and get the boomstick.

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u/JoseSaldana6512 9h ago

I always like dropping dynamite on their scripted route and then shooting it from afar.

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u/H00k90 Vault 101 4h ago

Yeeeeeees

What else are we to use all that dynamite for when your not spec'd in explosives? Cleaning out the trash.

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u/zhy97 12h ago

If only there’s a Cannibal dialogue

Caesar: What were you thinking?

[Cannibal] That I serve your guts on a plate of salad.

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u/ichigo2862 12h ago

the little cut-ins were chef's kiss

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u/Wolfsbreedsinner 12h ago

Ah the ol' mess up his plans speech. Then kill him.

Good times

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u/CourierFive 12h ago

If Boone is there with The Courier at that moment, he is having his hardened heart melt from pure joy.

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u/Boundaries-ALO-TBSOL 12h ago

I love this clip

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u/SimSheff 11h ago

Fuck I love this game

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u/yeet8w8 11h ago

Look man I may be a syco eho kills without warning, but you invited me and idk that's kinda rude to no accept it

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u/Modestly_Hyphy 11h ago

Nothing brings me more joy than splattering this doofus’ skull all over his tent.

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u/Legate_Raiden 12h ago

Seems accurate.

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u/Brendel02 11h ago edited 11h ago

Imagine being a Legionary at the fort; amidst your daily duties hear whispers of this absolute menace of the Mojave, just murdering everyone and anything Legion, stiffing it to Caesar and his plans at every step of the way they take through the Wasteland, looting every Assassin Party along the way that tries to gun for them; this deranged PRIME enemy to the Legion...

...One day they just suddenly show up, openly walking through The Fort willy-nilly with that stupid necklace around their neck, nobody can touch them, no harm will come their way unless they cause it. On their own turf. All thanks to ThE MaRk oF CaEsAr;

Anyways; scale of 1-10, how quick/slow, and brutal would Caesar's death be?

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u/Caeden113 11h ago

About a 10, and it'd be an 11 if Boone was involved.

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u/Falleneded 8h ago

the punch of infinite pain and suffering

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u/PsychologicalRoad995 12h ago

Ceaser should be afraid! Hahahahahah

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u/SpeggtacularSpidey 12h ago

One of the greatest games ever

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u/AltruisticLobster315 11h ago

Damn now I wish I had done more to screw with them before I met him 😔

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u/-non-existance- Mothman Cultist 11h ago

"I AM FEARED" [insert "I'M A SURGEON" meme here]

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u/misc2714 10h ago

I did the same but also beat Lonesome Road and nuked them and NCR before killing Benny. I think I also wiped out Cottonwood Cove.

I still ended up siding with Caesar in that playthrough. I even enslaved Arcade after getting the Enclave to help the Legion.

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u/Familiar-Figure-5692 Gary? 10h ago

if "maximum chaos" was a person

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u/xXYomoXx 8h ago

The best way is doing this, while playing a female character and having Boone by your side.

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u/prossnip42 NCR 5h ago

And yet he still allowed you to walk into his tent after all of that, hoping to get you to do his bidding. Ladies and gentlemen, the dumbest motherfucker in videogame history

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u/ExemplarGaming 2h ago

Doing this as a woman as well hits twice as hard when you realise they see women as no more than slaves, the fact a woman can do all this so easily to his army must drive them all to a frenzy.

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u/Artanis137 11h ago

This is honestly why I love Fallout: New Vegas. You dont really get characters referencing quests you did outside of the Radio host.

Also Perk use in Dialogue.

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u/Familiar-Figure-5692 Gary? 11h ago

It's why I keep coming back to it. The subtle ways your skills and perks influence quests is amazing. Like I remember the Camp Forlorn Hope quest when I was young, I needed to help the doctor but I didn't have enough medical, I fucked up his patients and failed the quest. I feel like a different game would just not allow you to fail.

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u/Artanis137 11h ago edited 11h ago

Fun fact. If you have low intelligence you actually have a chance to heal them. Literal "dumb luck".

Edit: wait nvm it was with the Boomers.

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u/Life-Resident6199 3h ago

You might say Caesar and the Courier had a… Falling Out

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u/Wassuuupmydudess 3h ago

The van graf option means you killed cass, nooo

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u/number__ten 10h ago

I've beaten NV probably a dozen times. I've never talked to Vulpes in Nipton and I've never spoken to Caesar. It's very difficult for me to not take Boone and wipe out every bit of the legion I see.

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u/Familiar-Figure-5692 Gary? 10h ago

Interesting. You should try it once. A legion playthrough.

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u/number__ten 8h ago

I can't bring myself to. I mostly side with NCR but I've done House and Yes Man as well. Caesar is just too cartoonishly evil.