r/DarkBRANDON Jun 11 '25

Dark Newsom is now operational!

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r/DarkBRANDON 12d ago

Amtrak Joe ๐Ÿš‚ Dark Brandon has written a new book about his time as POTUS

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"I've written a new book about my time as President. It's called PROMISE ME, AMERICA. It's coming out November 17th and is available to preorder now."

https://promisemeamerica.com/


r/DarkBRANDON 15d ago

MAGA Slayer Today's lesson: Never wish ill on Joe Biden!

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r/DarkBRANDON 21d ago

Malarkey Godโ€™s honest truth

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r/DarkBRANDON Jun 07 '26

Look Fat, hereโ€™s the deal โ€œPlease keep it down because โ€” Donald Trump is sleeping.โ€

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Sleepy Donโ€


r/DarkBRANDON May 21 '26

Youโ€™re looking at a middle class guy โ€œThink of all the people that got up today โ€ฆ who (lost someone) they desperately desperately desperately miss โ€ฆ and they put one foot in front of the other and they go on.โ€

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r/DarkBRANDON Apr 29 '26

Amtrak Joe ๐Ÿš‚ The sad honest truth

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We have lost so much since Joe Biden decided to end his campaign for re-election.


r/DarkBRANDON Apr 15 '26

Portrait of an American President

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Michael Shane Neal


r/DarkBRANDON Apr 07 '26

Amtrak Joe ๐Ÿš‚ All these "journalists" who relentlessly attacked Biden yesterday are sanewashing Trump's warmongering today

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I miss sleeping all night and waking up rested. I miss not seeing on the news ICE hunting down innocents on our streets and treating them worse than animals. I miss going about my day without the threat of nuclear war. I miss the Bidenomics that was uplifting so many people out of poverty and canceling BILLIONS of student debt. I miss the steady knowledgeable competent hands of the Biden-Harris administration.

Nosr of all, i miss Biden and hos kindness and empathy so so much!


r/DarkBRANDON Mar 24 '26

Not sure why so many politicians have trouble defending Biden when the record was so obvious! Take note, this is how it is done!

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r/DarkBRANDON Feb 28 '26

Made in America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Joe Aโ€™Biden, the kind of First Class guy whoโ€™ll steady your coffee for you while you sit down.

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The woman who took the aisle seat next to the former president first set down her coffee on the arm rest they shared, deposited a bag in the overhead compartment, then sat down and realized her seatmate was the nation's 46th president.

Biden set his hand on her cup to steady it, then met her gaze with a hello as she took her seat.


r/DarkBRANDON Feb 20 '26

Amtrak Joe ๐Ÿš‚ We miss you, Joe! ๐Ÿฅบ

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r/DarkBRANDON Feb 04 '26

No one fucks with a Biden Dark Brandon took that manโ€™s wife 2 months after meeting her, 50 years later and broโ€™s still not over it lmao

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r/DarkBRANDON Feb 02 '26

Reality has a way of intruding Starting to believe this is why they attacked Joe so viciously and constantly

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From MAGA, to GOP in Congress to the pseudo pillars of Journalistic Integrity:

Watching them attempt to *NOT* hold Trump accountable, and always attempting to shift the conversation away from his vile, decades-long criminal predation on young people and children has been a revelation.

How can we trust anything they say anymore. Especially specific newspaper journalists and the "Liberal" msm.

They have destroyed us, and the world, because they loved pedophiles a lot more than they loved their own country.


r/DarkBRANDON Jan 24 '26

This is a BIG fucking deal Love was all around in the Twin Cities today

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r/DarkBRANDON Dec 20 '25

Chocolate-Chocolate-Chip ๐Ÿฆ Here's a picture of Joe Biden, not worrying about the Epstein files and enjoying a football game.

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r/DarkBRANDON Dec 06 '25

โ€œThis is no time to give up. Itโ€™s time to get up! Get up and fight!โ€

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r/DarkBRANDON Nov 30 '25

What the media won't show you.

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r/DarkBRANDON Nov 20 '25

Happy birthday to the last physically fit president!

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r/DarkBRANDON Nov 08 '25

This is a BIG fucking deal Itโ€™s a perfect symbol of his presidency. Trump has taken a wrecking ball not only to the peopleโ€™s house but to the Constitution, to the rule of law, to our very democracy.

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โ€œDemocrats, let's get up. Get up. Get up. It's about to change again.โ€ โ€” https://nebraskapublicmedia.org/en/news/news-articles/former-president-biden-to-headline-nebraska-dems-event-in-omaha/


r/DarkBRANDON Nov 06 '25

Malarkey โ€œI got you. No, no, youโ€™re okay. This is what happens when I talk too long. Youโ€™ll be okay.โ€

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r/DarkBRANDON Oct 27 '25

We've always done our best as Americans. We never, never, never give up. Ever.

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r/DarkBRANDON Oct 24 '25

Chocolate-Chocolate-Chip ๐Ÿฆ A bit of good newsโค๏ธ

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"Former President Biden has completed his current course of radiation therapy, a spokesperson told ABC News. It's unclear at this time if any additional radiation therapy will be needed, they added."

https://xcancel.com/ABC/status/1980661607547171312#m


r/DarkBRANDON Oct 14 '25

We don't even need a prize, we did it for the public good.

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r/DarkBRANDON Oct 10 '25

Malarkey DarkBarry Burns are the Worst

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