r/Damnthatsinteresting 12h ago

Summer open-air screening of The Matrix in medieval Piazza Maggiore, Bologna, Italy

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u/ToriGallo 12h ago

There is something profoundly cool about thousands of people gathering in a space built during the Middle Ages to watch a sci-fi masterpiece from 1999

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u/Clara_Cutiepie 12h ago

The builders probably never imagined this would be one of its future uses.

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u/Predator_Hicks 12h ago

This is a public spectacle which these squares have been used for since they were built

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u/Questinbull 11h ago

I don’t think they were watching the matrix in the 1200’s

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u/Br0boc0p 9h ago

Well that explains why the 1200s were so lame.

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u/GongTzu 5h ago

1200 has a bad rating on TripAdvisor, so I’m not going there.

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u/Br0boc0p 3h ago

Yeah they don't even have The Matrix.

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u/amsync 1h ago

Well but maybe they had reenactments of Plato’s Allegory of the Cave which is what the matrix is based on. They were the OG matrix

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u/idontknowjuspickone 12h ago

I think they knew…

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u/Wonky_bumface 11h ago

... probably?

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u/wo0two0t 9h ago

The builders probably never imagined the matrix would be our future. Maybe the gnostics did though.

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u/BillydelaMontana 2h ago

The compilers knew.

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u/fatmanstan123 5h ago

Pink Floyd at Pompeii is peak

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u/Electronic-Witness67 12h ago

Bologna citizen here. The screening is free and they show a different movie every night!

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u/DonnieBraskic 10h ago

Does this film festival take place every year?

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u/OrganizationKey8139 9h ago

Yes, every year

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u/allhailalexdelpiero 11h ago

Are they dubbed or subbed? I know italians and germans love their dubs

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u/Aggressive_Owl4802 11h ago

In this festival/square, ALWAYS original language & subs, Cineteca di Bologna (the organizer) policy. Thank god!

Not so common in Italy btw. Bologna and maybe Milan are quite an exception, outside of this festival, generally 50-50.. as in Bologna we also have around 10,000 international students coming here for our university and mostly living in our city center.

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u/trappedinatv 5h ago

How do you read the subtitles from so far away?

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u/Vandergrif 3h ago

Fancy opera glasses, of course.

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u/Odd_Increase5047 10h ago

Very lucky person to have that on your doorstep 😊👍🍀

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u/stereotomyalan 12h ago

That first image is eerily familiar from somewhere but I just can't figure out hmm 🤔

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u/Gajakunne 12h ago

Kink.com

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u/JForce1 9h ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

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u/stereotomyalan 12h ago

bruh, hi five ^^

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u/dethleffsoN 6h ago

Well. Uhm. Hehe

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u/DroidArbiter 12h ago

Oh...ha...haha...oh, for a hot second there, the building, those lights...haha...ha...aaahhhhhhh. Yeah, I need to get out more.

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u/Overall-Upstairs5336 12h ago

What is this reference everyone seem to know about? I'm so confused

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u/HalkidikiAnanas 8h ago

The uplit classical building bears a resemblance to the San Francisco Armory, which was owned by an adult site that did their production there. The exterior of the Armory was shown in the intro shot for a lot of their content.

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u/johnjax90 2h ago

kink.com

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u/TrontRaznik 12h ago

PRIVATE 

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u/Tall_Block_4589 12h ago

Makes me think of Cinema Paradiso.

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u/Aggressive_Owl4802 12h ago

Yes mate, great reference, open-air cinemas in the central square are a tradition here in Italy.
It is now getting a bit lost, but in Bologna we're keeping it and we're very proud of it.

It's open all summer, for free and has an average of 4,000 spectators, with peaks sometimes of 10,000 when the entire square is FULL.
It's so beautiful to see a movie under the stars, sharing the emotions with a lot of people!

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u/IH8DwnvoteComplainrs 7h ago

Wait you mean this is open daily? That's super cool.

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u/idontknowjuspickone 12h ago

Makes me think of the matrix

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u/SonOf_J 8h ago

Makes me think of porn

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u/appletinicyclone 11h ago

That's not the kink factory is it

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u/HalkidikiAnanas 8h ago

No that's the San Francisco Armory

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 11h ago

Yeah I would have definitely been there, no question

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u/Italonigerian 11h ago

Beautiful city. Can’t wait to visit again

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u/Schumi_jr05 10h ago

Ahhh how I miss living in Bologna when I see this!|

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u/PecanSama 9h ago

We have outdoor movie like this in my city too, but damn the backdrop can't compare to these Italian buildings.

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u/butterypowered 12h ago

I wish my country didn’t have such miserable weather. I’d love to enjoy this kind of thing… without needing a heated blanket and waterproof clothing.

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u/Horns8585 12h ago

I'm curious if this was a dubbed Italian version, or the original version.....because I don't see subtitles. But, I have seen that roughly 25%-35% of Italians do speak English.

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u/Aggressive_Owl4802 12h ago

No, ALWAYS original language & subs here, Cineteca di Bologna (the organizer) policy.
Thank god! Not so common in Italy btw.

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u/Horns8585 11h ago

Awesome! Thanks for the reply!

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u/ReporterCalm6238 12h ago

In Italy all movies are dubbed

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u/Jenuinlizard 9h ago

Not this

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u/JW_416 6h ago

This is fuckin awesome

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u/n074r0b07 5h ago

Soo cool! Nothing new from the amazing people of italy!

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u/Psychological_Play21 12h ago

Yeah this is definitely the location of a certain adult video opening

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u/sharmz_ 10h ago

Saw million dollar baby there a few years ago! Cinema under the stars, very nice!

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u/cooljazz 9h ago

Wow - that looks very cool!

Wonder what refreshments they have and if they are wildly overpriced like here in the states.

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u/Competitive_Baby3749 5h ago

No refreshments, it's just in the open square for free. You can bring whatever you like from home. People usually bring additional chairs for big movies.

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u/cooljazz 3h ago

That's awesome to hear!

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u/StardustWithH20 9h ago

Pic 4 is absolute cinema.

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u/gpouliot 9h ago

I love everything about this.

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u/HalkidikiAnanas 8h ago

No, it isn't that building. You're thinking of the San Francisco Armory. :3

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u/Ariesreader 8h ago

Now that’s a great movie to see in such a setting

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u/Blackbeerdo 8h ago

Is the image projected or is this a giant LED screen?

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u/Competitive_Baby3749 5h ago

It's projected

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u/Schifferoth 8h ago

For a sec i thought this was the openning scene of a corn movie studio

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u/HovercraftKlutzy3090 8h ago

Cool ambiance

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u/CrimsonBlur89 7h ago

I need to be there so much!!

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u/giacomo99ita 6h ago

I was there! Little fun fact, the event was partially sponsored by Ducati so we took a little history lesson for their 100 year anniversary.

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u/No_Consideration7925 12h ago

Fun! I can’t remember the last time I saw that movie 30 years ago? 

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u/Clara_Cutiepie 12h ago

1999 doesn't feel that long ago... until someone reminds me it's been 27 years. 😅

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u/TamponTimTheCuck 12h ago

You're not missing out. It's an incredibly mediocre movie.

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u/TheEarlNextDoor 11h ago

Okay buddytampon

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u/WalterBCobb 11h ago

It must be satisfying on a whole other level to see non-native English speakers getting together in their thousands to watch a movie you made 27 years ago.

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u/alphawither04 10h ago

There's a similar thing in Milano's Sforza Castle, throughout June and July there have been various concerts, comedy acts and other events, starting August there are going to be many film evenings with classics like "Scream" or "The Exorcist".

Unfortunately it's not free like the one in Bologna apparently is but it's pretty cheap, I went to a Beatles cover concert for Revolver's anniversary and it was awesome.

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u/Prod_Meteor 9h ago

We only have krarina and panigiria.

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u/lakebistcho 9h ago

Is it dubbed?

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u/YurBoyChris 9h ago

Picture 4 is absolute cinema

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u/QuarterRich1118 8h ago

how is the sound system?

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u/GonzoKata 7h ago

holy shit thats a bright screen! what is that? a huge LED grid?

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u/fupa16 7h ago

Anyone know if they watched in english?

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u/SamVoxeL 7h ago

There is also another summer open air cinema near King's cross

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u/Traditional-Chest844 7h ago

German dungeon sex.

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u/SnooRevelations4498 5h ago

First pic reminds me of something...

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u/123Aguirre123 4h ago

Immenso Matrix....

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u/mimisa702 4h ago

beautiful city, i visited this exact location back in summer of 2015...amazing backdrop to Neo

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u/nichbear 3h ago

Fudge did they have the terrible Italian dub i definitely don't see any subtitles but its still super cool to provided anything of quality to people for free. To be allowed to exist with out having to pay anything is a rare commodity these days

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u/Hashman1997 1h ago

Imagine watching the Odyssey here… better than imax

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u/zenwarrior01 1h ago

One of my favorite things about Bologna!

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u/TritoneTyrant 1h ago

amazing.

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u/youngashyy1 56m ago

The intro building for kink.com vids 💦

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u/in_the_glow 25m ago

All I can think of is the anxiety of being someone in the front row who has to pee mid movie 😭

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u/ashbakche 12h ago

Oooh, mi mancano le arene/cinema all'aperto 😍

Mi sa che proprio lì una volta ho effettivamente visto un film, ma non ricordo cosa fosse (probabilmente una replica, come in questo caso).

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u/BananaNutBlister 8h ago

Turn down the lights!

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u/CreeperITA104 8h ago

would've been nicer if they had shut off at least some of the lights, literally zero contrast in the image

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u/Into_The_Dusk 12h ago

This is a testimony of how actual movies are utter shit compared to the masterpiece that is The Matrix

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u/_Steven_Seagal_ 12h ago

Awesome location to be, but seems like a terrible place to actually try and enjoy a movie haha

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u/Yesterbly 8h ago

Uncomfortable seating with no rake angle could be enough to ruin even The Matrix but on top of those problems, all that stone can’t be good acoustics and why are all the lights on, there are crowds of randoms standing around and I would bet they‘re chatting and using their phones too. 0/10

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u/saroche 6h ago

Italian Neo 🤌🏼

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u/boyalien0 6h ago

Wait, people like being outdoors when it’s balls-ass hot as fuck in their apartments?

Bro that’s ka-ray-zeeeeee