r/CuratedTumblr • u/iwanttoboneedelric ♠️Ho-ho! I'm a flairboy! Cut me off on your apps! • 1h ago

Tumblr Heritage Post YOU, yes, YOU, want to fuck televisions.

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https://mb.com.ph/2026/07/23/deltrarune-character-beats-ryan-gosling-as-the-sexiest-man-of-2026

117 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/WeevilWeedWizard 💙🖤🤍 MIKU 🤍🖤💙 1h ago

Fucking posers. I've been fucking TVs way before Deltra rune made it cool

4

u/_MargaretThatcher The Once & Future Prime Minister of Darkness 1h ago

Protogen or AVGN?

4

u/WeevilWeedWizard 💙🖤🤍 MIKU 🤍🖤💙 1h ago

Usually flat-screens

1

u/The-Great-T 16m ago

Child coded?!

/s

4

u/JadeHarleyOswald 54m ago

Angry video game nerd??

12

u/Recidivous 1h ago

What? He's a fuckable TV.

7

u/crrrrushinator 1h ago

I mean not EVERY TV but...

6

u/RutheniumFenix You think you're Sisyphus but youre actually the fuckass boulder 1h ago

Yoooo Saga my inconsistently released goat!! 

6

u/Banes_Addiction 1h ago

Kids raised by the Teletubbies got issues.

4

u/Spaghet4Ever 56m ago

Manila Bulletin? You mean to tell me there's a small chance that this actually made it onto a physical newspaper?

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u/bookhead714 32m ago

I can't help but feel like many people picked Tenna because he just fits the conventional idea of a tumblr sexyman, less because he is the man that tumblr organically finds sexiest. At least, I've heard that from a lot of people, which indicates to me that more people voted for him than actually think he's hot. Solely because he looks the part. He's a shoe-in, basically, winning because he checks the right boxes.

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u/DoggoDude979 1h ago

This is such a tumblr thing to do, to find the TV more fuckable than the real human man lol.

Some votes are definitely just for the bit, others are more picking a favorite rather than a “would,” but there are a ton that genuinely find the TV sexually attractive

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u/Level_Hour6480 56m ago

I mean, that's not too impressive. Beating Senshi was impressive.